Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 101 report, he should have bought a coffin and buried himself in a coffin!
Time flies by quickly, and when you open and close your eyes, another day has passed.

"Boss, fried dough sticks, tofu brain!"

Zhou Du came to a morning stall, yelled, and then ate.

After a while, two people came over, Wang Miao and Da Shi.

"You can still eat!"

Da Shi sat down and said, "Boss, fried dough sticks and soy milk!"

"Do you know what you said yesterday morning, let us pay more attention?"

Shi Qiang smiled, "I went back to find Chang Weisi, and finally persuaded him to reveal the secret."

"Do you really know about Trisolarans?"

Da Shi said, "Chang Weisi gave me an order to take you to the combat center."

Zhou Du nodded, "Okay!"

Da Shi: "???"

Didn't you refute it?
Wang Miao did not speak.

He had many doubts and wanted to ask Zhou Du.

Suddenly, Da Shi suddenly stood up and rushed towards Zhou Du.

There was a pop...

Da Shi was stunned.

He thought he could knock Zhou Du down, but Zhou Du didn't move at all.

"Da Shi, don't be so nervous!"

Zhou Du smiled and pushed Da Shi away.

A bullet flew by his ear and shot into the wall behind him.

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Da Shi: "..."

Someone is coming to assassinate you, and you are still so calm.

In the corner ahead, a man covered his right hand with clothes, which in silhouette looked like a pistol.

That is the person who assassinated Zhou Du.

The man was dumbfounded.

Am I so inaccurate with marksmanship?
So close, I missed it?

He raised his hand subconsciously, about to shoot the second bullet.

However, when he was leaning against the corner of the wall, a screw of an air conditioner's external unit suddenly loosened, and the external unit fell down...

With a bang, he fell to the ground.

assassin:"……"

Did you not read the almanac when you went out?
Da Shi was stunned for a moment and rushed over immediately.

Well, it's dead!

Zhou Du stood up and said with a smile, "It's called self-destruction if you do too much unrighteousness."

Shi Qiang and Wang Miao: "..."

You are lucky today, but not necessarily next time.

"You come to my side!"

Shi Qiang took a deep breath, "I'll contact the combat center right now, you come with us!"

Zhou Du nodded.

ETO actually came to assassinate himself?

I didn't reveal anything myself.

Because, the Lord doesn't care!
It seems that the people from ETO made their own claims.

But it's none of my business!
I'm too lazy to kill them.

Anyway, they're all going to die.

Because the Trisolarans will be afraid that the earthlings will lie, and then watch them being cut into pieces by Shi Qiang and the others with the zither project.

Operation center.

It was originally transformed from a museum, and a group of people are busy inside.

Shi Qiang took Zhou Du and Wang Miao to find Chang Weisi.

"We haven't found your information!"

After entering the meeting room, Chang Weisi said straight to the point.

"What do you mean?" Wang Miao asked in surprise.

"It means...he has no experience, as if he jumped out of a crack in the rock!"

Shi Qiang said, "In this society, there is no trace of him before."

Chang Weisi said calmly, "He just jumped out like Monkey King!"

"who are you?"

Chang Weisi asked.

"who am I?"

Zhou Du smiled.

"Then let me tell you a story!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

"There was once a person who worked hard to govern, and the survivors of the sixth life swept the Liuhe!"

"His son fought the survivors of the seventh generation and destroyed the seven kingdoms."

Zhou Du smiled.

The three of Chang Weisi: "..."

Are you talking about Emperor Shihuang and Hu Hai?

As described, there is no problem at all.

First Emperor VI destroyed six kingdoms, and Hu Hai VII destroyed seven kingdoms.

"He asked someone to find the elixir for him... and then, it succeeded!"

Zhou Du shrugged.

Chang Weisi and others: "????"

Did Emperor Shihuang live forever?

"But there is something wrong with the longevity medicine, so he fell into a deep sleep for a while, and when he woke up, his son had already destroyed the Seven Kingdoms!"

"But seeing that the people are living well, he doesn't want to restore the country or anything."

"Then, he went into seclusion and came out to have a look every once in a while!"

"During the Sui and Tang Dynasties, he used the pseudonym Xiang Yutian!"

"During the Northern Song Dynasty, his name was Xiaoyaozi!"

"During the Southern Song Dynasty, he was a Condor Hero!"

"During the Ming Dynasty, he scolded Zhu Houzhao."

"And then fell into a deep sleep, and after waking up, it is now!"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Is this story exciting enough?"

"Bullshit!"

Chang Weisi said coldly, "You mean... are you him?"

"I... yes!"

Zhou Du raised his head slightly, and looked at Chang Weisi with squinted eyes at 45 degrees.

An inexplicable aura emanated from him.

Chang Weisi and the others suddenly felt like falling into an ice cave.

Their hearts were trembling, and they didn't even dare to say a word.

"I know better than you about the civilization of the universe!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "When the time comes, I will make a move!"

Zhou Du stood up, "My name is Zhou Du now, remember that. The days of peace are numbered, goodbye!"

"See you in the future!"

Zhou Du told Da Shi that he was about to leave!

"stop!"

Chang Weisi called out.

Zhou Du frowned, and the momentum on his body suddenly suppressed.

Chang Weisi and the others froze in place.

"I'm going to go back and dig a hole to bury myself..."

"Don't bother me!"

Zhou Du smiled and walked out of the combat center.

After Zhou Du disappeared, the three of Chang Weisi gasped violently.

"He really is?"

Wang Miao asked out of breath, "After all, the aliens have come out!"

"Aliens are still reliable, but longevity is not reliable at all!"

Chang Weisi yelled, "Shi Qiang, go and investigate, you must find out!"

Da Shi: "..."

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"I'll check it out, but I still need Wang Miao to contact you about ETO, so we can catch everything!"

Shi Qiang said.

Wang Miao nodded.

Chang Weisi fell into deep thought.

Why did that person stare and we couldn't move?
Is there really any saying of longevity in this world?
This is simply not possible!

Time flies.

"Report, Zhou Du bought a coffin!"

"Report, Zhou Du entered the jungle!"

"Report, lost track of Zhou Du!"

In the combat center, Shi Qiang came over to report several times.

Chang Weisi and Da Shi looked at each other in blank dismay.

"People are really gone?" Chang Weisi asked.

Shi Qiang nodded, "After buying a coffin, I left the city with the coffin and entered the jungle!"

"The department below has been contacted and the jungle has been searched, but there is no trace of him!"

Shi Qiang said, "You won't really bury yourself, will you?"

Chang Weisi frowned and said, "Let's settle the ETO matter first."

Shi Qiang nodded.

Later, this matter kept flickering in Chang Weisi's mind.

Chang Weisi's fate was indirectly changed.

He was supposed to retire at 65 and die at 68.

Because he has been paying attention to Zhou Du's news, but he can't find it anymore, so he can't let it go.

So, in the crisis era, he made a decision!

He hibernates!

And our protagonist Zhou Du, after carrying the coffin to the jungle, dug a 1000-meter-deep pit.

He lay down in the coffin and buried himself.

System: "Ding, sleep starts!"

(End of this chapter)