The Awakening of the Celestial Master: Start Kowloon Pulling the Coffin and Killing Zombies

Chapter 289 Being dragged by monkeys to make a scene in the underworld

"So it's the Monkey King of Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain! Disrespect, disrespect!" Su Jun was very respectful.

No way, the monkey in front of me.Now that my personality is at its worst, it's better to be patient.

However, he was also very upset.

The soul is inexplicably hooked to the underworld, you must know with his cultivation base.Although it is far from being immortal.

But it's impossible to burp so soon, at least he has to live for hundreds of years.

If you say that no one is doing trouble here, he won't believe it.

So, he started to fight, and at the same time he said familiarly: "Brother Monkey, I see that you are covered with golden light and mysterious. I think you have already obtained the fruit of the Golden Immortal Dao. An Li said that you have already jumped out of reincarnation. How can you be with my little brother?" Was hooked by someone? This is a bit unreasonable! Could it be that someone in the underworld punished you?"

Sun Wukong frowned when he heard the words, and then stared at the monkey eyes: "I really want to see, it's that bastard who gave it to Grandpa. I can't see me killing him."

In the distance, Yama of the Ten Palaces and the Judge see everything in their eyes.

Yama of the ten halls sank, and then Qiqi looked at the judge.Among them, Qin Guangwang said: "Judge, where did you hook up such a thing? This is completely provoking trouble!"

Although, everything is arranged.They were also ready to act, but suddenly such a thing appeared.

Let them feel bad.

The judge was also speechless, he hooked Su Jun's soul.Unexpectedly, by coincidence, I ran into this monkey on the way.

It seems that Ren had the same experience as him, and directly robbed him.

Then, it became like this.

At this time, he is also very crazy!
Finally, he said helplessly: "Isn't this a large number of dead souls appearing in that small world? But at this time, there is another monkey incident. Yinshan is not peaceful, so there are not enough people. And this kid , has the method of unblocking yin, and has merit. I thought, recruit him, let him mobilize the people of that world, and help lead the group of dead souls into the underworld. No wonder, a body of merit, but Such a thing."

King Qin Guang: "."

Ok!

This matter makes sense.Can't blame the judge.After all, this period of time is indeed a troubled time for the underworld.

There is really not enough manpower.But that side of the small world is still messing around and making such a big commotion.It's really worse!

It's not just judges and the Ten Temples of Yama.

All the bosses who pay attention to Journey to the West, at this moment, all pay attention to Su Jun, this little shrimp.

Fortunately, Su Jun is not only weak enough to be ignored.The key is to guide the monkey along the development of Journey to the West.

Therefore, Su Jun was a variable in their eyes.

But it was another variable that had nothing to do with the overall situation, so they all chose to ignore it.This kind of ant-like existence, if they want to do it.

That's too cheap.

Unless, this ants courted their own death.Trying to change the follow-up they set, otherwise I don't bother to talk to him.

And here, Su Jun was also worried.

After all, as long as it is a modern person.Who has never heard of various speculations about Journey to the West, and the life of a monkey is calculated by others

What Journey to the West is Western Bliss, a drama arranged by those two big bald donkeys.

Also, watch Journey to the West.Different ages, different experiences, see different feelings.

For example, when I was a child, watching it was called joy, and it was called blood boiling.In particular, Monkey King made a big fuss in the sky, pressing all the gods in the sky to rub against the ground.

After being caught, no matter what kind of attack, it can't hurt him.

It's just awesome.

Which child has never imagined that, like Monkey King, he has the indestructible body of King Kong, 72 transformations and fighting clouds.

What the hell!

Why didn't you tattoo a monkey grandson?

If there is a next time, I must tattoo a monkey grandson.

As for how many years you've been in society, you'll have to wait and see.This Journey to the West is about the ways of the world!
Anyone with a background will be released.

Killed with a stick without background!

After a little more experience, you will see the darkness of reality.No matter how powerful you are, you still have to bow to power.

Because, no matter how powerful you are, you can't escape other people's Wuzhishan.

If you don't accept it, people can suppress you with a backhand, and you will never be reborn forever.

And when you bow your head and bow your head, the original intention is for others, you work hard without complaint, and work desperately.Your family will be very merciful and give you a chance to be a new person.

If you want to go all the way, you will send it.The suffering you encounter is all these powerful figures.You can only let it go, even if you are beaten, you will have a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Even if people kill and set fire!
You also have to obediently put the person back, with one eye open and one eye closed.

Because, if you don't want to.Still not obeying discipline!
People will find someone who has exactly the same ability as you to replace you.Because, there is no shortage of such people in their hands.

The one who disobeys discipline needs to be replaced.

If you don't believe me, think about it carefully.How fierce was Brother Monkey before the True and False Monkey King?

It's almost like seeing one and hitting one.

But how many times did the true and false Monkey King not ask for help?Do you think there is a possibility, that invincible monkey.

He was beaten to death by Tathagata.

The later one was a substitute, that is, the six-eared macaque.After all, managers like to be obedient.

Or, the six-eared macaque is actually Tathagata's last warning to Brother Monkey.Let him understand that he is not irreplaceable.

Then, Monkey Brother realized.

Since then, she has become smoother and more sophisticated.

This is not the case, all college students are the same.When they came out, they all had different personalities, with lofty ambitions and ideals.

But after being severely beaten by society.People become smooth and sophisticated.

so!

Su Jun was wondering if there were a large group of bigwigs watching at this moment.And he!But it is an existence that should not appear.

And this should not exist, should it not exist?
It depends on whether he follows the "will of God" or goes against the "will of heaven".If it goes right, it's just a beautiful accident, if it goes against it, it can only be humanely destroyed.

So, can Su Jun not be afraid at this time?

I'm so scared to death!
so!At this time, Su Jun immediately followed Brother Hou's words and said, "Brother Hou, you are right, but unfortunately my strength does not allow it. Otherwise, I must find a reasonable explanation from the judge and Yan Luo from the ten palaces. If you can't give me a full reason Let’s see if I don’t burn his book of life and death!”

"Book of life and death?"

Brother Hou's eyes lit up involuntarily, and a pair of monkey eyes began to roll.You can tell what's going on at a glance.

Seeing this, Su Jun added another sentence: "Even if I don't burn it, my own relatives have to be crossed out from it. Even if it's to make up for the lure of me. Otherwise, it's a waste of time to go to hell."

"Can you still check off people from the book of life and death?"

Su Jun nodded: "That's right! Once you tick it off, that person will no longer be under the control of the Three Realms, and there will be no birth, old age, sickness and death from now on."

The monkey's eyes straightened when he heard that, and he wanted to know why he went to cultivate immortals.Didn't you just see that some old people died in the monkey clan?
Now if the monkeys and grandchildren are ticked off from the book of life and death.Let them never die from birth, old age, sickness and death!
That would be a snap too.

(End of this chapter)