I am in Konoha, I want to be Hokage

Chapter 216 Minato: Deerman, I thank you

Uchiha Madara, as one of the late bosses of the Naruto world, will at least be at his peak in the future to open Gundam with one hand, call meteorites with both hands, step on the Ninja Gokage with his feet, and beat all the five Hokages of Konoha Ninja Village ruthlessly. people.

Uchiha Madara has been proud all his life since he was born, and he has never encountered such a shameful thing.

Ever since he met this six-tailed rhinoceros, Uchiha Madara felt that his life was exploding more and more. The last time it was just a mouthful of old phlegm, this time it was even more outrageous!

Although as a dirty body, I can't feel the pain on the body.

But seeing, hearing, smelling, tasting, touching—

These five senses are still there, especially smell and taste.

At this moment, Uchiha Madara hated why his dirty body didn't lose these two senses.

That stench, as well as the black and purple spots fell on the cheeks...

In an instant, Madara Uchiha, whose head was still slowly recovering, reacted violently, and a pair of scarlet pupils shrank suddenly.

A strong physiological reaction gushed out, and he kept retching with his mouth wide open!
But the six-tailed rhinoceros didn't feel disgusted at all, its limp buttocks twisted and turned.

Most of the fat in that soft and waxy body fell into Uchiha Madara's retching mouth, blocking it tightly.

Pfft~~~!

A soaring sound of stinky fart directly rushed out a large area of ​​dust on the ground.

Uchiha Madara's pupils narrowed violently, and he was stunned by the big mouthful of poisonous gas bombs. His upper and lower jaws were tightly blocked by fat, and his whole head trembled under the strong urge to retch.

A pair of scarlet three-gou jade writing wheel eyes turned up suddenly, the whites of the eyes turned up, and the little gaps at the corners of the mouth were already foaming...

The majestic ninja world Shura, the big boss Uchiha Madara was directly passed out by a six-tailed rhinoceros dog!
The rhinoceros turned over handsomely and stood up.

Then he rubbed his butt on the dirty soil below the neck that Uchiha Madara had just recovered, and the whole beast shivered comfortably.

"I'm so stupid, what's wrong with you, why are you rolling your eyes?"

The rhino dog clamped Uchiha Madara's tongue with a branch on the ground, pinched it out a little, and then waited for the dirt body to recover his arms, and put Uchiha Madara out of a scissors hand.

Rolling eyes, sticking out tongue, scissorhands——

The screen freezes.

Rhino proficiently spat out a camera from his mouth, clicked and took a few shots in a row, and then nodded in satisfaction: "You are so big, congratulations on your official debut."

After doing all this, it noticed that everyone around looked at itself as if it were a monster.

The rhinoceros shyly twitched immediately: "Do you want to take artistic photos too?"

Four Hokages: "..."

The rest of Konoha, Sand Ninja, and Onin Ninja also clicked their tongues. Is this thing really one of the legendary Nine Tailed Beasts?

Damn, this is too cheap!

Then Senshou Hashirama, who realized it later, was stunned for a long time, and then suddenly became worried, and shouted: "Mada La~!!!"

Uchiha Madara, who was unconscious and still recovering from the dirty body, suddenly turned his head, rolling his eyes and spitting white foam, but echoed instinctively: "Ha—tui—Shirama—tui,tui. "

Senshou Zhujian was heartbroken, his friend was too miserable, he subconsciously wanted to wake up his friend's consciousness.

"Motor—uh!"

Before he could utter the last word, his mouth was covered by Namikaze Minato beside him.

Minato glanced at Madara who was still unconscious while spitting foam, and couldn't help reminding, "Master First Daime, let's not wake him up."

"It's too cruel~"

If he wakes up in this state, with the domineering character that this rumored ninja has just shown, his life would probably be worse than death.

In front of so many people, it's okay to be punched to death by someone, and then to be humiliated like that by a cheap tailed beast, even death is not enough to describe Master Madara's inner world.

This is another part of the reason why Uchiha Madara will be in a coma. He has no face to face the world, especially Hashirama.

But Hiruzaru Sarutobi didn't think so, just now Deerman punched the terrifying Susanoo to death.

Dealing with legendary ninjas can be done with one punch!
This result is really outrageous!
Although I knew that Nara Deerman's strength was monster-level, but I didn't expect it to be such a monster!
Uchiha Madara with a dirty body can't even hold a punch!
Sarutobi Hizan originally thought that he had played the first generation and Uchiha Madara on his side, and the battlefield on this side could definitely be easily dealt with.

But never expected that Wang Bo, who was supposed to start the game, turned out to be just a little bastard.

In this case, even if Uchiha Madara is in a coma, he has to wake it up forcibly.

Otherwise, this war will be even more useless!

As the caster of the reincarnation of the dirty soil, although after summoning the first generation and Uchiha Madara, he immediately realized that he could not contain these two big men.

But judging from the attitude just now, Uchiha Madara's hostility towards Nara Shikato is even more obvious.

Obviously, Uchiha Madara is on the same camp even if he can't control it.

When Sarutobi Hirzen made seals with his hands and was about to forcibly wake up the unconscious Uchiha Madara, a spiritual light suddenly burst out from Uchiha Madara's dirty body on the ground.

He broke through the sky at a very fast speed and returned to the pure land.

Obviously, Uchiha Madara forcibly broke free from the soul shackles of reincarnation in the dirty soil, and directly chose a self-liberation.

But before flying away, Uchiha Madara left a murderous sentence:

"Nara deer people, six-tailed rhinoceros, you wait for me!"

"I will definitely be back!!!"

Senju Zhuma's face was full of reluctance: "Mada La!"

At the last moment when the aura disappeared in the dome, a faint echo came back: "Hasira—shut up!"

"Hashirama, wait for me too!!!"

Senjujuma was a little sad: "Mada La has already left, what a pity, I still have a lot to talk to him about."

Sarutobi Hiruzen also sighed: "Yes, what a pity.",

I still want to use him to continue to deal with the Nara deer, but he is too useless in the end!

Hey ~
It seems that I can only use another person to make up the number——

Taking advantage of the battle situation, Sarutobi Hiruza made another seal.

The art of psychic!

Bang!
Another coffin that had already been filthy broke out of the ground!

Senju Bashirama frowned. Has this generation of Hokage been so persistent in order to achieve their goals?
On the other side, Qianshou Feijian's face was also livid. His disciple, Little Monkey, who had put him on the list of forbidden techniques, even included him in the list of forbidden techniques, and he was even more proficient in using it than the developer himself!
Little monkey, you let me down so much!
The rest of the Konoha ninjas all turned paler when they saw Naruto-sama performing ninjutsu to disturb the dead.

Kakashi even had some doubts about the will of fire that he had insisted on for so many years, was it right or wrong?

Especially after seeing too much darkness in Konoha's upper echelons over the years, and being punched by Sarutobi Hiruzen's behavior at this moment, Kakashi felt that a certain concept in his mind had begun to shatter.

……

A complete coffin appeared in front of everyone.

With the fall of the coffin lid, the face inside which was extremely familiar to most of the Konoha elites present all turned pale at this moment.

Oiled forehead protection, long white hair, and two red marks on the face, loose training attire on the body, and a pair of clogs on the feet.

That face was already full of haggard and vicissitudes of life.

Namikaze Minato said emotionally: "Teacher?!"

"Teacher Jiraiya!!!"

This person is Jiraiya, one of Konoha Sannin.

When he just opened his eyes, Jiraiya's eyes were still a little confused, how could he wake up again, could it be that he was reincarnated from the dirt again?
He looked down at his hands, and it turned out that the palms of his hands were full of special cracks like dirt.

He was a little stunned, was he summoned by Orochimaru again?

Jiraiya also glanced at Orochimaru who was standing diagonally opposite, but soon the message sent back from his perception told him that the caster of the filthy reincarnation this time was not the other party.

It's someone who is on their side.

Jilai also turned his head, and saw a figure that made him extremely collapsed.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was expressionless, dressed in a combat uniform, and his expression was full of seriousness.

Jilai also murmured in disbelief: "Mr. Sarutobi..."

He stuttered and asked, "Why, how could it be you!?"

"Summoning the dead to the present world for use, is this really what you did?"

"How could such an evil ninjutsu be used in your hands!"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi calmly replied, "What's the matter!"

Ji Lai was also full of shock: "What's the problem? Sarutobi-sensei, you didn't say that when you taught me before!"

Isn't the reason why the trick of reincarnation of dirty soil is included in the forbidden technique is because it hurts the virtue of heaven too much!

What's more, it's fine if you don't summon some dead enemies, but all the ninjas summoned here are us Konoha ninjas, either Hokage or your disciples...

Isn't such behavior unreasonable?

Hiruza Sarutobi took a deep breath, and then looked at Jiraiya with a serious expression: "Jiraiya, let me tell you, I can do anything to save Konoha."

"Even if it means sacrificing my own life."

Jiraiya was dumbfounded when he heard the words, and only then did he realize that something was wrong with the surrounding situation.

However, Qianshou Feijian suddenly spoke, and his tone was a bit heavy: "Little monkey, are you really doing this just to save Konoha?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi was not afraid of confronting Tomona-sensei head-on, and nodded with certainty.

The rhinoceros seemed to be unable to listen anymore, spit out a mouthful of phlegm, snorted disdainfully, and said in a strange tone: "It's really nice to say, don't say it in the future."

"At your level, if you don't act, it's really a waste of talent."

"It's obviously to seize the power in your hand, but you say it so high-sounding."

"Wow, suck, suck, suck — that's awesome."

After the rhinoceros taunted, Sarutobi Hiruzen hadn't spoken yet, Sarutobi Asma, who had been extremely depressed, suddenly yelled: "You fart! He did all this for Konoha."

"He's just trying to protect Konoha!!!"

The Rhinoceros glanced at him, stretched its waist, tiptoed, raised its chin, and said arrogantly: "Your Excellency speaks, you little cub shut up for me!"

Asma was furious, but before he rushed out, he fell to his knees. After the previous battles, he was already exhausted, and he was only holding his breath in his heart to survive until now.

Kurenai Yuhi hugged Asma with concern, and she was also a little dazed at the moment.

On the one hand, the deer people are too exaggerated, and on the other hand, even the reincarnation of the dirty soil is expressing doubts about the third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi.

This is not just the first generation, even the disciples of the third generation are like this...

She was no longer sure who was right and who was wrong in this war.

At this moment, a somewhat astonished voice came over.

"Watergate--"

When Namakaze Minato heard this familiar voice, he turned his head suddenly as if struck by lightning, and looked at a figure in the distance: "Kushina!"

Kushina first glanced at the caster's Sarutobi Hiruzen angrily, and then dodged Minato's surprised eyes with some embarrassment and guilt.

Namikaze Minato reacted quickly: "Huh?!"

He realized something was wrong, so he formally observed the positions of the ninjas around him. Judging from the split camps, he vaguely guessed what was going on with Kushina's reaction just now.

At this moment, the corners of Minato's eyes twitched, and he asked unwillingly: "Kushina, are you—"

Jiu Xinnai lowered her head in shame, unable to face the eyes of her deceased husband.

In an instant, Minato was struck by lightning, as if his handsome blond hair had turned into the color of a prairie.

Then he looked at the deer man suddenly: "Deer man, you are too much!!!"

Regarding the death at the hands of the deer, Minato didn't have much regret. After all, it was a life-threatening fight at that time, and he just lost.

However, it is absolutely unacceptable for the deer man to attack his wife.

Although the deer man was also a little embarrassed, he was extremely calm, raised his eyebrows and said, "Minato, don't condemn others from the highest point of morality."

"You have to be clear—you're dead."

"..." Minato's complexion is still not very good-looking, this kind of thing is unacceptable to a man.

However, as the deer man said, he was already dead, and there was nothing wrong with his wife's remarriage.

It's just that he, who was reincarnated from the dirt, couldn't accept it.

Kushina also raised her head at this time, bit her lip and remained silent for a moment, then said, "Minato, I'm sorry, but I won't regret it."

"When the whole world chose to abandon me, it was the Deerman who saved me."

Namikaze Minato looked over in astonishment, what did Kushina mean by that?
The six-tailed rhinoceros curled its lips: "When your kid died, leaving a widowed mother waiting to give birth, it turned out that Jiu Xinnai's character was out of character and not stable enough."

"That's why he was regarded as a dangerous person by Konoha's high-level officials. When Kushina gave birth, he chose to attack the Nine-Tails Seal."

"If you want to transfer the Nine-Tails seal to your children, give up Jinchu Rikushina."

"If it wasn't for the adults, Jiu Xinnai would have gone down to reunite with you long ago."

Namikaze Minato's expression changed drastically when he heard that, he turned his head in disbelief, and looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen who was already jumping in the corner of his eyes.

(End of this chapter)