I am a god in the escape game by drawing cards

Chapter 225 The Absurd Variety Show Live 7
The fox head brushed Fang Muge's hand away: "Blood disaster? That's right, you will soon have a blood disaster!"

After finishing speaking, the fox-headed man got up from the ground, straightened his dirty clothes with a straight face, and quickly turned away from Fang Muge.

Fang Muge looked around, shaking the silver key at his fingertips, and walked slowly towards the ordinary house for two people.

The black wolf head cameraman followed her diligently.

Fang Muge had already observed the village when he was looking for the keys to the house.

Most of the people living in Huangcao Village are yellow tauren, and the number is very small. The only primary school in the village has long been abandoned.

The villagers of Huang Niutou didn't welcome the people in the program group very much, and most of the villagers avoided the program group with indifference.

Only one or two villagers will occasionally cooperate with the program group and let the program group put keys on the roof of their houses.

Fang Muge is not very interested in the people in the village, but what she is interested in is the huge dead tree in the middle of the village.

The first time Fang Muge saw the withered tree, what Fang Muge thought of was the withered love tree in the copy of "Love Island".

And now, there is also a withered tree in this dungeon, and it just so happens that she still has the [Green Vitality] item that she bought from Jiang Mingyue...

Keeping the withered tree in mind, Fang Muge walked briskly back to the two-person ordinary house prepared by the program team.

In fact, it is a very simple rural earthen house, which barely has two bedrooms, a kitchen and a living room.

There is no such thing as a toilet, just a cesspit behind the house.

The furniture in the house is very little prepared, there are pots and pans, but there are no ingredients.

"The bedroom with the window is mine, and the other small black room is yours." Fang Muge said to his roommate Jiang Mingyue who could not refuse.

"Why?" Jiang Mingyue lifted her eyelids and said in a dark voice, "I also like bedrooms with windows."

"It's useless if you like it, you have to live in it." Fang Muge replied blankly.

"It seems that you are going to argue with me? If that's the case, let's sleep together." Jiang Mingyue still had a haunted look.

"Sleep together, sleep together." Fang Muge didn't mind this.

Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help frantically brushing the barrage:
"I thought they were going to fight over the bedroom, but that's the end? It's really lonely."

"Well, I don't know if I should say something or not..."

"If you have a fart, let it go, don't hold it in, it's not good for your pants."

"When Fang Muge ran into someone with a police car, didn't Jiang Mingyue and Xia Fanxing go to help? I suspect that the three of them actually know each other, so it's impossible for them to break up."

"It makes sense. At that time, I wondered how Jiang Mingyue and Xia Fanxing knew that Fang Muge was about to bump into someone, and responded appropriately. So that's what happened!"

"It's no fun if the three of them stick together. Ugh, disappointment."

……

Fang Muge turned to look at the black wolf head cameraman: "Xiao Hei, do you want to sleep in the same room as us at night?"

Black wolf head: "...it should be."

"Xiaobai, are you too?" Fang Muge asked Jiang Mingyue's Bai Hutou and the photographer.

White Tiger Head: "I don't want to either..."

"Wow, exciting." Fang Muge whistled with great interest, and then changed the subject, "Xiaojiang, Xiaohei, Xiaobai, how to solve lunch?"

"Don't you know? My race doesn't need to eat." Jiang Mingyue replied with a gloomy tone.

Fang Muge turned to look at the black wolf head and the white tiger head.

"We have a lunch box provided by the program group." The black wolf head replied honestly.

"So that's how it is. This is different treatment." Fang Muge shook his head, "I'm going to eat in the luxurious single-person house where the golden key is. Xiao Jiang, you can stay here and clean up."

After finishing speaking, Fang Muge swaggered out of the double house, and the black wolf head dutifully followed behind.

They said they were going to Xia Fanxing's place for dinner, but Fang Muge didn't go straight to the destination, instead, he went to the other guests' places first.

Fang Muge arrived at the dilapidated single-person house where Zhao Dandan lived first.

Looking at the dilapidated hut behind Zhao Dandan, the corners of Fang Muge's eyes twitched slightly.

Zhao Dandan complained to the audience in the live broadcast room with tears in his eyes:

"Hey, audience friends, how can people live in this place? My grandpa's cattle live in a grass shed that is better than this!"

"This pile of broken grass on the roof can be blown away by any gust of wind. Hey, I'm so miserable."

"Not to mention the wet mud in the hut, there is only a wooden canopy bed in the house. Hey, there is not even a sheet, how can I sleep at night?"

"If you don't like it, you can squat in the mud pit with the boar's head and the goat's head." Fang Muge sincerely suggested.

"Hey, I don't want it." Zhao Dandan protested, covering his face.

Fang Muge touched his chin and thought for a while, then picked up a stone and threw it towards the roof of the broken grass shed.

With a bang, the stone smashed through the roof of the thatched shed and fell into the thatched shed.

It's autumn now, and the hula-la autumn wind pours into the thatched hut from the small hole on the top of the thatched hut, which is quite desolate.

"Hey, my hut is so rotten, you have to make it worse." Seeing Fang Muge's behavior, Zhao Dandan immediately covered his face and began to cry falsely.

After doing bad deeds, Fang Muge went to the next guest's residence satisfied.

Going forward along the dirt road, after a while, Fang Muge met Ma Xuan and Ren Nan who had taken the copper key to the common house of four people.

At this moment, the two are looking at the house worrying.

It is said to be an ordinary residence for four people, but it is actually one bedroom and one living room.In the only bedroom, there are two bunk beds, which can barely sleep four people.

Fang Muge walked lightly behind Ma Xuan, and suddenly said loudly, "You two, have you settled for lunch?"

Ma Xuan didn't notice Fang Muge's approach, so she was startled: "You... When did you come?"

"I've been here for a long time." Fang Muge replied calmly, and reached out to stroke Ma Xuan's hair, "Yo, this hair is very smooth, suitable for making a pig hair brush."

"Pig hair brush?" Ma Xuan's eyes widened. What was that?
"Looking at your bare walls, I don't think there is anything good to bring to greet this distinguished guest like me." Fang Muge shook his head and prepared to turn around and go elsewhere.

Before leaving, taking advantage of Ren Nan's inattention, Fang Muge tripped him, causing Ren Nan to fall into the mud.

"Xiao Hei, why do people always give me big gifts today?" Fang Muge pretended to be curious and asked the black wolf head cameraman.

The cameraman with the black wolf head thought for a while, and then said in a deliberate way: "Maybe I was conquered by your unique aura?"

Fang Muge applauded in satisfaction: "That's right, Xiao Hei's understanding of me is getting clearer."

"In order to reward Xiaohei's continuous improvement, you will carry me forward from now on."

After all, Fang Muge jumped onto the back of the black wolf head lightly, grabbed the shoulder of the black wolf head with one hand to prevent the body from falling, and vigorously ravaged the hairy ears of the black wolf head with the other hand.

(End of this chapter)