After the death of the US strong villain, the hero and heroine BE

Then, the children of these three couples fell in love with each other, and they would form a three-person family to play poker together, living a harmonious, warm and happy life.

"Niucha!" The CPU of the treacherous minister's system, which was almost dry-burned, finally recovered, and after struggling for a long time, he could only come up with this comment.

The melon-eating crowd also only exclaimed "I'm fucked". After all, there is no more appropriate and concise adjective than this at this moment.

The curtain came to an end, the stage disappeared, and the parents of the three parties stood aside, looked at their children kindly, and soared high notes in unison.

"Oh, my dear lovely pure and flawless children, do you understand now, now, now?"

After reading and listening to the grievances and grievances of the parents, how can the hero and heroine and Li Xiaoji not understand?But Li Xiaoji really wanted to say something, is that all?

They didn't kill each other's parents, exterminate the other party's nine clans, and they didn't tear the corneas of the other party's eyes, and they didn't change their children, or put their own children in the stomachs of their rivals, etc.

All in all, the grievances and hatreds of the parents of the three parties are quite fresh in the painting style of sadomasochism.

Compared with Li Xiaoji's boring sigh, the heroine seemed to be falling, covering her face and crying helplessly, complaining about the injustice of fate while crying.

"Why, why is this, I just want to be with the one I love, why is it so difficult, so painful?"

"Oh, if the god of heaven has mercy, if the god of love has mercy, please tell me, how should I go down, how should I face the challenge of fate?"

"Should I let it go, or continue... Uh, here is an advertisement, the well-known writer in the universe, Mao stepped on the tiger's back, insisted on pointing at the durian and calling it stinky tofu because of his insanity, and was slammed by thousands of readers."

The colorful melon-eating crowd appeared again, and asked in confusion: "Where is the advertisement, durian or stinky tofu, you can't do this advertisement well."

At some point, the heroine who was holding a microphone smiled slightly, and a large brick appeared out of nowhere in her hand, saying: "Meow meow brand brick, the quality is top-notch, it won't break no matter how you shoot it, you deserve it if you hate cats stepping on tigers' backs." !"

The hostess was instantly crowded with people, each of them gearing up and preparing to snap up.

After scanning everyone's responses, the hostess smiled and recited: "Place an order now and enjoy a [-]% discount."

"The ordering method is as follows. Shout '202630675' to the sky, send a signal to the god, and you can immediately place an order for [-] bricks."

"Dial the Penguin number '[-]', join the cosmic red envelope group, and immediately place an order for a thousand bricks. Action is worse than action. If you miss it, there will be no more. What are you waiting for?"

In the next second, a bunch of people immediately placed orders to buy them, and Li Xiaoji and the treacherous official system also grabbed a lot, preparing to shoot that stinky woman to death!
At the end of the commercial time, the heroine continued to cover her face and cry. Her parents sang and danced one on the left and one on the right to comfort her.

The male protagonist half-kneeled on the ground, holding Li Xiaoji's hand, with endless affection and endless reluctance in his eyes, as if his soul was forced to be divided into two halves.

After a while, he sighed: "Ah, you who shine like a sea of ​​diamonds, you who are as bright as a river of stars, and you who are as pure as rice grains on the dining table, we have no chance in this life..."

Li Xiaoji withdrew his hand, patted the male lead's head soothingly, and recited emotionally: "There is no fate in this life, and it will be repeated in the next life. Who makes fate so unfair?"

"Ouch..." The treacherous minister vomited in the system. He couldn't take it anymore, and ran back to the space-time bureau to ask for work-related compensation from the staff who distributed the task, but was thrown back by the other party. He was not allowed to run around until the task was over.

Seeing the pain of the hero and Li Xiaoji, the parents of both sides finally calmed down, and they couldn't help but feel guilty: "I'm sorry, my child, we delayed you."

Just when Li Xiaoji was about to push the male lead away, the female lead suddenly rushed over and hugged the two of them, "No, we can't surrender to fate, we have to fight, we have to fight back, let's elope!"

As a result, the three eloped and took a plane to escape to outer space, never to come back in this life.

The parents of the three parties looked at me and I looked at him, interweaving conversations with their eyes, "chasing after", "how to chase", "forget it, let them be", "the child is innocent".

In this way, the parents of the three parties reached a consensus and decided not to hinder their children's pursuit of true love. Even if God of Eros would forgive these children, why should they be persistent?

Li Xiaoji looked at the starry sky outside the window and rubbed his chin. Next is the part of the alien princess, but will this be too soon?

Tiandao's consciousness suddenly said, "Ah, my lovely tasker, this is not fast at all. You have completed the relationship between the scumbag and the heroine, and it's time to reach the real relationship line of the scumbag."

"..." The treacherous official system who was thrown back couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth when he heard this, and said, "But the heroine's one trillion babies haven't been born yet, and it's not a scumbag who left alone by plane... "

"Ah, my dear old buddy, please don't care about the details, as long as the result is good!" Tiandao's consciousness finished and fell into a deep sleep again. It is still a baby, and it needs to sleep more to grow up.

The treacherous minister systematically clenched his fists, endured it again and again, and looked at the amount of points he would get for completing this mission for a day, before he held back his anger and returned to Li Xiaoji's sea of ​​consciousness.

The plane was flying and suddenly passed by a beautiful and mysterious blue planet. Li Xiaoji raised his eyebrows, while the hero and heroine held their faces, their eyes shone with a light comparable to sunlight, and exclaimed: "It's so beautiful!"

The male protagonist stretched out his hand and zoomed in on the screen, wanting to see the specific appearance of the blue planet, but suddenly saw a young man in olive green appear out of thin air and land on the open space in the plane.

The people in the plane were startled, and all of them looked at the unexpected guest with wide eyes, and the young man was even more confused. Didn't he come out with the squad leader for extra training? Where is the squad leader?

Li Xiaoji frowned, and immediately ran to the young man, and the hero and heroine were serious for a second, and stopped between the young man and Li Xiaoji with a flash.

Just listen to the male protagonist's serious voice: "People like you don't belong to this world. If you allow me, please let me take you home."

"Ah, the sun, the moon and the stars are above. For the sake of love, please return to the place that belongs to you. Please forget everything you have seen and don't miss it." The heroine raised her hand in cooperation, full of enthusiasm road.

The young man saluted instinctively, and said: "Uh, then I, no, then I will trouble you to send me back!"

After the words fell, the hero and heroine immediately exerted their strength, and a white light flashed, and the young man returned to the original place smoothly, forgetting the adventure just now, and only remembered that he went to the toilet.

The hostess and hostess who successfully sent off the young man breathed a sigh of relief, while the people on the plane applauded enthusiastically as if they had accomplished some feat.

Li Xiaoji, who couldn't use his strength the whole time, rubbed his chin, wondering how the hero and heroine would be so polite to that young man who broke in, and his painting style became upright.

However, one of them was covering his chest, the other raised his right hand, and said righteously: "Because he is the cutest person!"

"Yes!" Li Xiaoji couldn't help showing a smile, nodded in agreement, and looked at the starry sky outside the window. These two weirdos really spoke human words.

Smiling and laughing, a serious face with frowning flashed in Li Xiaoji's mind, which made him feel a little depressed. When will the eldest brother return to the bureau?
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