Head coach of parallel imports in the NBA

Chapter 5 This Burger Is So Delicious

No one expected that the game that received the least attention would become the focus of everyone's attention after the first round of the new season was over.

The 43-point difference has also become the largest difference in all 14 games in this round.

Especially after the game, the head coaches of both sides faced reporters at the press conference, which brought Chen Dazhuang to the fore again. Although he made an explanation after the game, he was still criticized by most of the NBA head coaches. .

Many NBA coaches accused Chen Dazhuang of disrespecting his opponents, and even some head coaches thought it was an insult to their opponents.

"I can't understand that such a thing happened. I think this is not only a provocation to the opponent, I think it is even an insult to the opponent. I think it is an insult to the NBA that such a person appears on the NBA court. I suggest that the league should permanently suspend this kind of person, he is not worthy to be the head coach of the NBA." When facing a reporter's question about Chen Dazhuang's eating during the game, Scott, the head coach of the Oklahoma City Thunder, said Kurt bombarded Chen Dazhuang without hesitation.

Coincidentally, the Timberwolves' opponent in the next round is the Thunder.

Afterwards, when Scott also responded to the prospect of the next game, Scott also issued a declaration of victory.

"I don't think this is a problem. For the Thunder, victory is the only result, and I will ask my players to give each other an unforgettable night."

It was indeed an unforgettable night, but the object was indeed Scott and the Thunder generals.

Chen Dazhuang didn't know if the opponent's rhetoric before the game stimulated the system, causing the system to generate four purple BUFFs in this game. Before the game, he saw four BUFFs emitting purple light in his system's BUFF column, Da Zhuang I silently mourned for my opponent for 30 seconds.

The defensive success rate of the whole game is 80.00%.
Invincible at the basket in the half court, I am the king in the three-second zone (single player BUFF, center exclusive BUFF.)
40% air pick success rate within [-] minutes (duo combination BUFF, activation condition is PG+C)

60.00% increase in three-point shooting percentage in two quarters (single-player BUFF, SG-specific BUFF, optional use time.)
5% increase in breakthrough success rate within 50.00 minutes (single player BUFF.)
Before the game started, Da Zhuang felt as if he was hungry again, so soon after the referee blew the whistle to start the game, everyone at the scene saw a similar scene.

Chen Dazhuang, who was sitting on the sidelines, was working hard, still holding coffee in his left hand and hamburger in his right.

All kinds of shots were also aimed directly at Chen Dazhuang.

Scott also saw this scene, but at the moment he didn't have the mind to pay attention to it, because his mind was all on the game.

The Timberwolves completely controlled the situation of the game in less than 5 minutes.

Durant, who had high hopes from Scott, was miserable under Brewer's defense. In the first quarter, Brewer gave Durant three blocks and two steals.

Durant only scored 2 points in the entire first quarter, and he scored with free throws.

The combination of Ibaka and Perkins on the inside is even more suspicious of being beaten by Pekovic.

Martin's three-pointer from the outside was like a flying knife, and it hit Scott's vitals.

Rubio's pass is as if it is equipped with precision guidance. With the blessing of double BUFF, Pekovic's lob cooperation made the Thunder feel miserable. The entire target center became a lob tonight. city.

Less than 5 minutes into the fourth quarter, Scott directly replaced all the main players, and then sat there with a gloomy face, because the score at this time had reached 118 to 77, and the 41-point difference made Si Kurt regretted what he said before the game very much, and he knew that he had become a complete joke this time.

But he really couldn't understand how the group of Timberwolves players in front of him could play such a game.

Durant is the scoring leader. If someone like James defends successfully, he still thinks it is acceptable, but it is unacceptable for Brewer to completely misfire Durant for the whole game.

If anyone told him before the game that Brewer would kill Durant in this game, he would definitely spit on the opponent's face, but the result now is exactly the same.

And that Martin, what kind of touch is that fucking three-pointer, especially in the first quarter, he made 7 of 6 three-pointers, and in the third quarter, he scored 7 of 7 in an exaggerated way.

You fucking me, if I knew you were so perverted, why would I send you to the Timberwolves.

In addition, Rubio and Pekovic are also the same. What kind of cooperation is that? Ibaka and Perkins already know that the other party is going to catch the ball, but Rubio's pass can be sent to Pekovic. Odd hand.

Scott was already in deep doubt. He felt that all this was a dream, a nightmare.

And the Timberwolves fans in the stands have been there from the first minute of the game until Da Zhuang replaced all the main players, cheering and applauding the whole time.

At this moment, what do these people remember about Adelman? In their opinion, the performance of these two games has already conquered them. When will the Timberwolves play such a dominant game? Last year, there was no season. , and now, the season has only passed two games.

As for what to eat, for these Timberwolves fans, this is not a problem. If the head coach can win the game by eating, then it is estimated that there will be a season of big and strong burgers.

Let’s not talk about the entire beautiful country at this moment. All the hamburger restaurants in Minnesota are probably already starting to think about how to let this individual head coach choose their own hamburger.

Especially KFC and McDonald's.

"Jenny, help me book the fastest ticket to Apolis, OK?" Novak looked at Chen Dazhuang on TV with a smile on his face.

At this time Novak's opponents are also in action.

McDonald's CEO Eastbrook is also arranging for his assistant to help him book a ticket to Apollos.

There is also the CEO of Santos Catering, Habitat, one of the top ten hamburger brands in the beautiful country, and five guys, in-n-out burger and other hamburger brands in the beautiful country, all of them have a keen sense of smell in the business field How could anyone miss such a very suitable spokesperson.

"Chen, you have won the game again, how is the burger taste today? Didn't you say that you forgot to eat last time? Then why do you still do it today? Did you also forget to eat today? ?”

At the press conference after the game, ESPN reporter Kate asked.

"It tastes great. I think it tastes better than yesterday's one. I ate today, but I don't know why. Maybe I was nervous. I was very nervous when the game was about to start. I thought maybe I ate something. can be relieved."

(End of this chapter)