What bad thoughts can Batman have?

12 Tradition
The third-generation Robin Tim Drake wore a pair of shackles and anklets, and sat in the seat dedicated to Batman in front of the Batcomputer in the Batcave with a bad face, like a housewife who just learned that her husband was cheating.

"Alfred, something's been wrong with Batman lately, definitely, definitely something's wrong."

He suppressed his throat and said with a strange air: "Ignoring Batman's instructions is almost a traditional skill of every generation of Robin, so I'm sorry dear Tim, I'm afraid I have to lock you up."

Tim wanted to slap himself twice at the thought of Batman asking him to hold out his hands, and he foolishly did so.

"Hahaha."

Alfred came over with a box of pastries: "It's Robin's job to take a break once in a while. How about some candy? Do you want Taffy or chocolate?"

"I want it all!"

Tim took the pastry sullenly, and then started to eat Hesse.His voice was muffled by too much toffee stuffed into his mouth.

"Ah...thank you! But Alfred, to be honest, I think there might be something wrong with Bruce."

He swallowed a big mouthful of pastry.

"Maybe it's mind control, maybe it's magical soul swapping, maybe it's another plot by the Mad Hatter—but I kept beating him for two hours and he wouldn't say anything.

Actually, whoever that soul is in Batman's body right now, at least... I don't think he's Bruce. "

The young Robin put the empty dinner plate on the table, and his expression gradually became serious.

"I have to say, he is the most skilled actor I have ever seen. Even Basil Carrow (the original name of Mudface, a villain who can transform) would be dumbfounded when he saw him."

Tim paused and continued:

"However, even such a good actor can't imitate something that he doesn't understand at all. His understanding of Batman is wrong-Bruce is a human being, Alfred."

"No matter how terrifying Bruce is to outsiders, he is still a mortal, and we all know he is just a mortal. But he made Batman a god! A god walking in the world!"

"Boldness, demeanor, the most powerful thing is momentum - I have seen Bruce get angry more than once, but this fake is a hundred times scarier than the original one, and I feel like my heart is in cardiac arrest when he looks at me!"

He said a little irritably: "I have secretly verified his real identity with more than 40 methods in the past three days, iris, fingerprints, DNA detection, biological AI logic analysis, gait detection... But no matter how I verify, he is It was Bruce Wayne!"

He looked at Alfred very seriously: "However? Hire mercenaries to help him complete the task of fighting those Arkham lunatics, take the initiative to abandon Robin and act alone, of course, 'abandon Robin and act on your own' is also a bat Xia’s usual style, but this is different.”

His eyes gradually became deep: "And those nonsense about retiring... He is definitely not Bruce. Maybe we should arrest him and torture him with a crowbar and a whip. Where is the real Bruce?"

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"It's terrifying."

Chen Tao maintained a bat-like condescending attitude, his heart pounding.

But fortunately, the fake bat frightened away the real Baine, and this hurdle was passed.

The current situation is exactly as he expected, Bane is not a pure warrior, but a cunning hunter.

He will never go head-to-head with Batman until he is sure that Batman is exhausted.It turned out that in history, he waited for more than three months, allowing Batman to arrest the lunatics he released from Arkham one by one, and after confirming that the bat was completely exhausted and paralyzed, he hid in someone's house to sneak attack, so cautious It is absolutely impossible for Bane to launch the final duel here.

Chen Tao still has time—before he completely exposes his nature of being strong on the outside but doing nothing on the inside.

Chen Tao climbed down from the rubbish mountain and walked towards Death Shooter and the others.

【warn!Anchor prop "Captain Javelin's Broken Javelin" detected]

【...Anchoring props "Slipknot Broken Beloved Lasso"】

【...anchor prop "Tattooed Man's Severed Hand"】

Chen Tao paused, looked at the silver-white explanatory fonts that kept popping up on his retina, and fell into deep thought.

what does this mean?I ask you.What does it mean.

Why can I pick up anchor props when my teammate dies tragically?
Gas, shaking, cold.

Could it be that I am the dark knight, the caped crusader, the guardian of Gotham, the greatest detective in the world, and the famous Batman, can I only live by blasting teammates' gold coins in the future?
Looking at the relics of his teammates, Chen Tao only felt his nose sore, and he couldn't help but feel a poetic feeling of sorrow for the spring and autumn.

Do not!no way!

Superheroes, have backbone!
Even if I die, I will never pick up the corpses of my teammates!
"..."

Half a second later, Chen Tao licked the bag with tears in his eyes.

Forget it, anyway, Batman bashing his teammates is also an old traditional repertoire of the Justice League, not bad for these few.

[Captain Javelin's Broken Javelin: Gant Braun used her to win multiple gold medals in the Olympics.Although she is now headless, there is just enough material left to make a flag pole. 】

【"This javelin is my wife!"】

It was only then that Chen Tao realized that Captain Javelin not only had no villa, but even his wife was a javelin.He should have thought of it earlier, how could a man like Javelin have a wife? The villains of the DC universe are more or less mentally ill.

【The Slipknot and the Broken Noose of Beloved: Christopher Weiss doubts everything but is confident in his own rope.When he was lonely in the middle of the night, he even used a rope to sleep.Whenever he tied someone up, the corners of his mouth would twitch slightly, with a confident smile on his face. 】

【"Oh, ah, oh, oh woo woo woo—the lasso responded to me...I firmly believe in its judgment."]

This one is even more of a weight post.

Chen Tao decided not to hire such a pervert again.Especially when he killed himself.

[The severed hand of the tattooed man: John Oakes was an ordinary sailor before, until he was imprisoned for fighting and fighting, and met the original tattooed man Abel Tarrant in prison.He still has a tattoo of the anchor from his sailor days on his arm, reminiscing about those youthful days. 】

【"It's slippery, let me tell you, the deck is really slippery!"】

[Transformed crisis energy unit: 10]

Chen Tao was speechless.The three weak chickens only converted him 10 crisis energies in total, and the three of them added up to convert him as much as the ventriloquist before.

But in the final analysis, how is this crisis energy calculated?No matter which one of these three people can fight against the ventriloquist, why did they transform so little?
【warn!None of the three anchor objects in possession found Batman!You will be randomly matched with three weak low-level Batmen...]

【Matched: Batman】

[Do you want to consume 1 unit of crisis energy for synchronization? 】

Chen Tao noticed that, unlike the previous Batmonger, there was a small line of silver-white instructions below the matched Batman this time:
[A Batman who is about to die in the dark multiverse reincarnated his memory into a baby, thus gaining the baby's body.Later, due to the weight of his head, he accidentally fell down the stairs and fell to his death while trying to walk upright. 】

[Dangerous level: no level]

Chen Tao's face darkened suddenly, what's the use of becoming a top-heavy baby, could it be that the villain will let him go if he is cute and coquettish?
Don't!

[Synchronization has been abandoned immediately, the data has been saved.You can consume a unit of crisis energy at any time to synchronize the Batman]

[Matching again...successful]

【Matched: Batman】

[A certain dark multiverse Batman bought the entire Gotham City, turned the city into his medieval serf manor, and was killed by Superman as a villain. 】

"..."

Chen Tao couldn't complain.Superman actually kills people, what kind of cruel and twisted world?

out of sync!
[Matching again...successful]

[Matched: Mayor Bat]

[Bruce Wayne of a certain dark multiverse did not become Batman, but became the mayor of Gotham. He was assassinated and died, and his head was hung on the gargoyle in Wayne Tower to warn people not to fight against gangsters. 】

"..."

Another useless ability, Chen Tao sighed, and then turned his attention to the three seriously wounded lying on the ground.

stare~
(End of this chapter)