Marvel's Mulgore Inn

Chapter 4 From depression to high spirits
By the time he realized he was being blackmailed, Cows had already made his decision.

He is not a saint, nor is he impulsive.

But he understands the common sense of a traveler: swallowing his anger when being bullied will only further fuel the opponent's arrogance.With the first time, there will be a second and third time. If the problem cannot be solved at one time, it will only bring a steady stream of troubles to yourself.

Especially in this American plane full of "democracy" and "freedom", killing with a stick is the most reliable way to deal with it.

He was also holding a heavy copper ingot that was used as a hammer in his hand, and he slapped one of them hard on the forehead, causing his brain to burst and blood to splatter, just like ten thousand peach blossoms blooming.

When the five seconds were up, five people fell down at the same time.

"Damn it..." Kous looked at the corpses on the ground and the ground that was stained red, and swallowed hard, trying to suppress his vomiting.

"Too fragile!" After thinking for a while, he finally made a pertinent evaluation.

The corpse was not easy to deal with, and Cows finally chose the third option between hiding the corpse and throwing the corpse.

Burn the body!

Ever since the tauren moved to Mulgore, in the lobby of the inn in Bloodhoof Village, the big brazier with a diameter of one and a half meters has never been extinguished, and no one has seen anyone add fuel or firewood to it.

Touch the corpse, drag the corpse, and throw it in.

The fire suddenly lit up, and then gradually returned to its original appearance.When he probed to check the situation, he found that the body had been burned into a plume of smoke.

A dead body only serves as fuel for a few seconds.

"...What kind of will-o'-the-wisp is this? It's a bit scary!" Cows was still holding a few ten-cent notes found from the corpse in his hand, looking at the brazier in surprise, and suddenly felt that he still underestimated this hotel.

I dug out a few cans of "cool spring water" from the counter, drank a few sips to suppress the discomfort in my stomach, and then washed the ground clean with the remaining clean water.After doing all this, Kaus, who gradually calmed down, thought of a very critical question.

where am I?
What age is it now?
What kind of world did I come to?
After opening the door and looking at the bright sunshine outside, Cous decided to take a walk around the nearby streets.

Through signboards, road signs, and large-scale advertisements on the building, it is easy to judge where it is now-the Clinton area on the West Bank of Manhattan Island in New York City, commonly known as "Hell's Kitchen"!
Of course, the four words "Hell's Kitchen" are not enough to shock a traveler too much.What really chilled his heart was an old yellow recruitment advertisement on the corner of the street. On it was a handsome blond guy wearing a Stars and Stripes tights and holding a five-star shield, showing eight teeth and smiling happily.

That's right, this is Steve Rogers, the only super soldier in the United States during World War II, and the greatest hero since the founding of American - Captain America!
The cover of the magazine on the top of the newsstand is a gossip photo, with a mustache holding a sexy meatball and gesticulating the word "V" to the camera - the popular protagonist Tony Stark is still the genius scientist and the Reliable playboy.

Couss, who was already cold in his heart, bought a copy of "New York Times", because the headline of that newspaper was "Green Monster Appeared on the Streets of New York, Are Aliens?"Or is it a product of environmental degradation? "

Well, poor Bruce Banner finally failed to escape the fate of gamma radiation, and the Hulk should now be on the way to escape after destroying a certain New York neighborhood with all his heart.

And in the cracks of the newspaper, there was a message that "Murdoch & Associates provides you with thoughtful and safe legal services"... Needless to say, it is natural that Daredevil Matt Murdoch was finally suppressed, Self-willed to degenerate and played a small advertisement.

To sum up, Mr. Bloodhoof, who has just arrived, has finally assembled a complete timeline——

The Alliance of Defenders headed by Daredevil has taken shape. Hulk, who has become the Hulk, is fleeing everywhere, laying the groundwork for Captain America's escape. Tony Stark has not been kidnapped yet...

Kous only felt that a large dark cloud was sweeping over his head. This feeling of imminent death made him suddenly feel that he had lost the meaning of fighting.

It should be the script of "The Road to American Hegemony" or "Hollywood Hunting", why did I fall in the New York of the Marvel plane?

New York, the most dangerous and saddest city in the Marvel world, none of them!

Walking on the street, you may be smashed to death by a big green or red monster with a tank at any time; you don’t know when a stray bullet will hit your forehead accurately; even if you hide at home honestly, you may be killed by a The big whale that fell from the sky smashed the bones of people and houses together.

According to incomplete statistics, under the blessing of various natural and man-made disasters, this super metropolis has been rebuilt no less than [-] times, and the destruction of streets and other small, medium and micro conflicts are as numerous as the sands of the Ganges River.

Not to mention the Hell's Kitchen confronting Gotham Twin Peaks?

There are more than a dozen streets with a population of less than 20, but there are hundreds of gangs, large and small, and twenty or thirty superheroes or superheroes including Daredevil, Iron Fist, Wonder Man, White Tiger, Jin Bin, and Bullseye. Villains are associated with it, and even Queens-born Spider-Man, anti-hero The Punisher, and Venom host Eddie Brock have extremely strong ties to it.

Even if the tiger's body is shaking, his character has repeatedly exploded, and he has avoided the aftermath of various major incidents, but the pervasive gangsters and god (snake) shields make people desperate for survival.

Those who are incapable can't avoid the mafia boss Jin Bin who looms over Hell's Kitchen.

Not to mention those gangsters who collect protection fees and drug trafficking, with Kau Si's current level, no matter how thick the leather is, it can't stop the bombardment of large-caliber anti-material rifles.

Capable, how could Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
It is very likely that as soon as you open your eyes, heavily armed agents will surround you at the head of your bed, then skillfully put on handcuffs and shackles, and throw you into a cell made of vibrating gold. If you disagree, you will be thrown from thirty thousand feet. Throwing it from a high altitude...

Don't say that mortals are ants, whoever you want to recruit (li) to recruit (yong), from the richest man in the world to the retired cadres, who can escape his clutches?
What is wild goose plucking?

What is the sky is three feet high?

In short, no matter how dazzling a superhero you are in front of the stage, please look behind, there must be a dark shadow of a marinated egg within ten steps.

Thinking of what the black hands did in the movie, Cows's depressed will further sank.

He walked into a small shop and bought the cheapest small wind-up alarm clock, then returned to the Mulgore Hotel in a daze, sat down on his buttocks, and lay powerlessly on the counter.

Such a move was not because Cows was intimidated, but because he clearly knew most of the main plot.Because of this, he can deeply understand how deep Marvel's water is!

In front of the dimensional demon god Mephisto, the god slayer Geer, and the group of gods in the single universe or the multiverse bigwigs, the snapping of the six gods Thanos' fingers can even be regarded as a negligible small danger.

"It seems... what am I thinking wrong?"

In desperation, a new scene suddenly flashed across Kau Si's mind.

If it is really so powerful that it sweeps the Three Realms, Uncle Fury may also have a whim, and use beautiful agents such as Black Widow Natasha, Iron Knight Melinda, and Shockwave Daisy to play some beauty tricks...

Um?Beauty trap?
Um!Beauty trap!
Kau Si, who has been a solo mother for two lifetimes, suddenly became motivated to fight.

"Why did I forget that although Marvel has a large number of superheroes who are so bullish, but the superheroines... are all the best in the world?"

Take Daredevil Matt Murdoch as an example, a blind man can find a hot girlfriend like Erica.Not to mention the Hulk Hulk's girlfriend Betty, the big black bald Luke Cage's girlfriend Jessica... Which one is not the perfect companion in the hall and in the kitchen?

In short, in this world, the weirder the superhero, the more beautiful the girlfriend he finds.

Independent, caring, understanding.

No dowry!
Now Kau Si came to the spirit, he sat up straight, put his hands on his chin, and fell into a beautiful longing.

"I think Maria Hill is pretty good, but her kind of career-oriented woman doesn't seem to match my salty fish temperament..."

"Katy the Phantom Cat looks cute, but unfortunately she is transgender!"

"The Scarlet Witch's personality is too extreme. Who can bear it if she destroys the whole world without paying attention?"

After ruling out more than a dozen names in a row, Kau Si suddenly clapped his hands, "How did I forget her?"

"Mystique Raven!"

"With Ruiwen, it's like collecting beauties from all over the world!"

"Isn't it just learning?" Kous raised his head slightly, and there seemed to be light in his eyes.

"Compared to the kings of the college entrance examination papers of my Great Heavenly Dynasty, the Ring of the Earth is just a bunch of scum—"

It's not to blame Cows for having such a drastic change in his mood after spending only one brainstorming time.As the French writer Hugo said, "Women are the source of power that pushes men forward"; but most people also ignore one point. The Russian writer Tolstoy commented on this that "women are a major obstacle in the future of men." ".

But now, the young and inexperienced Mr. Cous Bloodhoof did not realize the complexity and dilemma. All he could think of was the yearning for a better life in the future. After closing the door, he walked in without hesitation. That dark basement!

(End of this chapter)