The monster villain of the extraordinary world

Chapter 42 Gifted Child
"He's my brother!"

At the corner of the window, Lei Yue saw the little girl pointing towards him, and was startled, "Huh?"

Immediately, he thought, could this be Lackey's genius daughter?

Under the strange gazes of the female staff and several other customers and residents, the little girl ran straight in front of Lei Yue and said joyfully:

"Brother, I found you."

"...Xingbao?" Lei Yue asked tentatively.

The little girl nodded repeatedly and winked at him, signaling that the others were still watching and not to cause trouble.

"Hey Xingbao, why are you here? It's so late, you should go back to your hometown."

Lei Yue doesn't need to act, he just needs to express the reaction that most people would have, "Have you eaten yet, do you want me to order a hamburger?"

"No." The little girl moved a chair and sat down beside him, dangling her short legs, playing with a water gun, as if she was very intimate.

Gradually, everyone looked away, and the female employee in the M hat also returned to the counter, but she still paid attention to it from time to time.

"Brother Lei Yue, my brain-dead father, thank you for tolerating and taking care of him recently."

Only then did Xingbao jump off the ground again, and gave Lei Yue a small bow, "And those mentally retarded people, thank you for your tolerance."

"Uh..." Lei Yue raised his eyebrows and shrugged, not knowing what to say.

Although there was a period of time before, he put on doll costumes all day long, and made children happy in places like playgrounds and shopping malls.

But when he is not wearing a doll costume, he really doesn't have much dealings with children, almost none.

Which child didn't scream and run away when he saw him?
Some children cry like pigs being slaughtered, which sometimes makes them look blankly and blamed by their parents.

Like now, being thanked by a child for taking care of its parents?

Lei Yue scratched his head, it was really a novel experience, "No, they have taken care of me a lot."

Speaking of which, a child with a high IQ like Xingbao probably doesn't have much dealings with anyone.

"Others, I believe that my brain-dead father is absolutely impossible, as long as I don't cause you trouble."

Xingbao had a very low opinion of Lagi. Lei Yue saw that while she was talking, she glanced around with great interest and asked, "Where is my sister Lingsha?"

"Lingsha went to help me get something home," he said.

"What's the situation?" Xingbao was suspicious immediately, and immediately grasped the point: "Why don't you go back by yourself?"

Lei Yue told the situation right away, as if he was talking to an adult, without any coaxing tone.

"Ah..." Xing Bao raised her round face helplessly when she heard half of it.

When he finished speaking, she covered her forehead even more, with a look of lovelessness on her little face.

"You know, yesterday's news."

Xingbao said helplessly, "There was a man who was riding a hot air balloon. The hot air balloon fell and he fell to his death. Now everyone is saying: Hot air balloons are really dangerous."

"So?" Lei Yue didn't quite understand what the little girl was thinking.

"Those people are stupid."

Xingbao opened a pair of clear and bright eyes wide, and said in an unbelievable tone:
"Now is the safest time to fly into the sky in that wicker basket attached to a giant balloon!
"The accident probability of a hot air balloon is 1/100 times per year, that is to say, an accident occurs only once in 000 times on average. It's still early."

Lei Yue snorted, vaguely understood what she wanted to say, but just thought again,
"Shouldn't hot air balloon accidents be calculated using independent event probabilities?" he asked.

"Yes, this is for your convenience. Didn't it mean that you are a failed art student?"

Xingbao was a little strange, "You know math too... I thought you were just like my idiot father, he was also into art. Well, I underestimated you this time, I won't do it next time."

"So, if you're talking to Lackey..." Lei Yue didn't mind, "Then what do you mean?"

"Choose a safe time period for taking risks, and be careful when taking risks!" Xingbao said a little louder.

The more she spoke, the more helpless she became, shaking her little round face:
"Instead of being like this now, Sister Lingsha got on the 99th accident-free hot air balloon, which seems to be very safe!

"Do you know how many ghost doors she has worn these days, and how many policemen she has walked around in front of? No accidents have happened again and again, so safe.

"But this time, something might happen."

Xingbao frowned and patted his forehead repeatedly, "I'm not making a prediction, this is pure mathematics, and only mathematics is the most reliable in this universe."

Lei Yue's heart tensed up, worried about Lingsha.

It was the first time for him to be taught a lesson by a five-year-old child, but why does he think that what this little guy said makes sense...

This time he really... pushed Lingsha onto the hot air balloon with his own hands.

However, perhaps to alleviate the worries in his heart and to get lucky, Lei Yue asked:
"Mathematics is reliable, but in the current situation, do you have some kind of...anti-clustering illusion? It's obviously a random event, but you think Lingsha hasn't had an accident so many times, so it should happen next time."

Xingbao looked at him and sighed, "If you've seen how many patrollers and policemen are active now, you wouldn't think so, the variables in the pool are different.

"Anyway, pack up quickly, we're going back to our hometown bar, and we're ready to run away at any time!"

The little girl made up her mind and urged him:

"If Sister Lingsha can come back, let the manager here tell her that we will go back to our hometown; even if the manager doesn't tell us, we will go back to our hometown if she doesn't see us."

"Is my retarded father in his hometown?" Xingbao suddenly asked again.

"Not here..." Lei Yue said.

"That's okay. When there is that mental retardation, the screw-up rate will increase by a full 5 times." Xingbao walked quickly to the counter to explain to the staff and manager here.

Lei Yue also acted quickly, taking away his own backpack and the backpack that Lingsha didn't take away, and swept the ketchup into the backpack.

Then, he hurried out of Maiji together with Xingbao, and rushed back to his hometown bar under the night.

"But there is one thing. I think you are not stable as a child running around in the middle of the night."

Lei Yue still couldn't help complaining, so as to relieve the tension, worry and guilt he felt for Lingsha.

"Wrong." Xingbao said, walking as fast as Sister Hua.

"Isn't it?"

"What do you think my water gun is filled with, bubble water?" Xing Bao raised the big water gun in his hand and shook it, "Don't mess with me."

Lei Yue immediately understood that it probably contained something like super spicy anti-wolf chili water...

He looked at the silent crow on his shoulder and said silently:
"Friend, this new kid we met has an IQ higher than our height. But is she really born to Lackey?"

There was constant traffic on the road, and the headlights shone brightly, but the night became more and more gloomy, as if rain was about to fall.

Two figures, one tall and one short, walked faster and faster on the neon street, and finally started to run.

　I recommend Yu Juju's "Secretly Raising a Little Golden Crow", a joyful and warm urban beast-following novel. The writing is full of wit and wit, and the rhythm is always online.
　　


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