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Chapter 290 Jacky Cheung Won the Second Place in the Jacky Cheung Imitation Contest
Chapter 290 Jacky Cheung Wins No.2 in the Jacky Cheung Imitation Contest
After transferring the bad mood to Hiruzen Sarutobi, Orochimaru has less resistance to the fact that Naoki will learn from Matt Dai.
And this is also Chen Ma's purpose. After all, it is extremely difficult to eliminate conflicts, but if it is just a transfer, the operability and success rate of the operation are very impressive.
Chenma has seen this kind of operation too many times, and he naturally learned it without a teacher. With Dashewan's intelligence, he may be able to see it, but...
Sometimes some behaviors that make oneself look stupid, as long as it is in line with one's own interests or wishes, it is okay to be stupid once.
Orochimaru's wish is naturally to hope that Naoki, a disciple, will become better, but it is difficult to accept it in his heart for a while, and being guided by Chenma may make him look a little stupid.
But it can also make him stop worrying about the bad thing that his disciple is about to learn from others, so why not do it?
Of course, Orochimaru couldn't put on a smiling face in front of Matt Dai, and the whole dinner was extremely serious, and he still didn't want to talk to Matt Dai if it wasn't necessary to say hello and explain something to Matt Dai.
On the contrary, Matt Dai himself felt a little flattered.
Matt Dai is not a person who pays attention to rituals, or in other words, given his current social status, he is not qualified to pursue these.
Therefore, even if it is to teach the secret art of Bamen Dunjia, Maitedai has never thought about the ceremony of handing over from master to successor. As long as the person he values is willing to learn, he is willing to teach.
However, Naoki's side showed far more attention than expected. Naoki, the party concerned, came, as a family member, or guardian Tsunade, and Naoki's own teacher also came.
As for Chidou, Matt Dai also understood his situation. It would be the most face-saving thing for Hinata's people not to stop him. Naturally, it was impossible to attend. After all, Chidou had no family.
Of course, with Qiandou and Chenma as a witness, he is not alone. This kind of specification, except for a big banquet, is no different from a formal apprenticeship ceremony.
Considering the family backgrounds of Shengshu and Qiandou, and comparing his own background, an unprecedented sense of importance filled Maitedai's heart.
At the end of the dinner, even if he didn't drink, Matt Dai completely let go of the solemnity he was holding on to, and with tears streaming down his face, he took the hand of Orochimaru who looked disgusted, and said:
"Master Orochimaru, thank you for your trust. I will definitely teach Nawaki and Chito well."
When dissecting all kinds of animals, human bodies, and even some diseased organs, Orochimaru's heart is as calm as water, but when this green-skinned monster holds his hand, goose bumps all over his body.
Seeing that his held hand seemed to become weak and boneless in an instant, Orochimaru twitched lightly, and then slipped from Matt Dai's hands. He put this hand behind his back and said:
"The people you should thank are Naoki himself and Tatsuma-kun. If it wasn't for their recommendation, I wouldn't let you teach Naoki.
But you really have to teach Zhishu well. If one day I have a whim and inspect Shengshu, his growth is not as good as I expected, then I will immediately suspend his studies. "
"I will definitely study hard! I will bloom my full blood and full of youth, teacher, don't worry!"
Shengshu beside him clenched his fist, then raised a thumb, showing a mouth full of Konoha's small white teeth, and promised his teacher before Matt put it on.
Matt Dai also kept nodding, expressing that he would teach well, Chito listened to their conversation, and suddenly wanted to swear an oath, but Hinata's etiquette still prevented him from blooming himself in front of so many people.
If there were no two strangers, Orochimaru and Tsunade, he would still be able to show the same devotion as Nakoki, but there are strangers. Still have to show some face.
Tsunade, who was full, ignored the chatting of the few people, but poked Chenma with the other end of the chopsticks, and then pointed to the page of drinks on the menu. In his eyes, it was not a hint, but an explicit indication .
Chen Ma pursed his lips, and he planned to spend the money Sarutobi Hiruza gave him in three installments. If he only ate barbecue, it should be more than enough, but if drinks were included, it would not be enough.
Moreover, the master-student relationship cannot be tainted by money!Therefore, Tatsuma held the bottom line and resolutely ignored Tsunade's express instructions.
Matt Dai and Orochimaru roughly talked about the teaching rhythm he planned next, and after getting the permission of Oroshemaru, today's banquet finally came to an end.
Except for Tsunade who didn't drink the wine, who was a little unhappy, the others were quite satisfied, including Orochimaru.
There were not many conversations just now, but Orochimaru has been able to judge from it that Matt Dai is definitely a ninja with extremely high individual skill attainments, but
Watching Matt Dai leave, Orochimaru showed sarcasm, turned his head to look in the direction of the Hokage Building, and said: "Ninjas with sufficient strength and awareness are struggling at the bottom, and the people who eat vegetarian meals are high above. It's really a grand scene. .”
Orochimaru diss Konoha high-level, is already the norm, especially after the Second Ninja World War, Orochimaru gradually took off the disguise, even ignoring that there are other guests who finished their meal in front of the barbecue Q at this time.
When those people heard that someone was slandering Konoha's senior management, they were about to get angry when they turned their heads and saw that it was Orochimaru, and Tsunade with the same unfriendly expression was standing beside him, and the diss back that was about to blurt out stopped instantly.
Because in recent years, the village has been promoting Tsunade's reputation through marketing, so they saw that Tsunade also showed a bad face, and when they seemed to echo Orochimaru with an attitude, their first reaction was...
Did something really happen in the village that they didn't know about?So much so that two of the Sannin were so dissatisfied.
Tsunade is very well-known, but there are not many people who know her well. They absolutely don't know that Tsunade has the attribute of "unhappy", and they can't imagine that the dissatisfaction on her face at the moment is because she didn't drink alcohol.
Chen Ma, who came out after paying the bill, saw the two men started to make troubles without worrying, and quickly took them away, leaving a lot of room for imagination for the people around them.
On the second day, Tatsuma still didn't ask Uchiha Fugaku, but invited his team members, as well as Tiankaze and Hatake Sakumo.
Shimura Kagakushi, who was in the team, had reached the final time for the retirement review, and when he heard that Chenma had found a substitute, he immediately expressed his willingness to stop field work and give up his seat to Tianfeng.
Hatake Sakumo originally saw that it was Uchiha, and he was still a little apprehensive, but when he heard that it was Obito's cousin, he immediately agreed to the recommendation application, and said that he would arrange the review and assessment as soon as possible.
Minato has known Chenma's arrangement for a long time, so it is naturally impossible to object. As for the guy who can't beat a fart with three sticks, except for telling Shimura Kain to teach Tianfeng traces to deal with it, there is no more objection. .
"Zhizhi, why don't you retire too? Look at your existence, which suddenly raises the average age of the team. You are the main culprit of Anbu's aging!"
At the end of the banquet, He Yin put his arm around Zhi Zhuo's shoulder and said, the two were assigned to the same team shortly after entering Anbu, and worked together for ten years, He Yin suddenly felt a little bit reluctant.
Zhi Zhi pushed his sunglasses and said, "It's possible to consider it, but I don't know, monitor, have you found my successor?"
Chen Ma was a little surprised by Zhizhi's answer. After all, he had never expressed his intention to retire. Chen Ma was silent for a while and asked, "Really intend to retire?"
Chen Ma was a little bit reluctant, after all, Zhi Zhi had high attainments in handling corpses, and he was very worry-free. He was like a microwave player, a veteran who could help the team as long as he played.
Moreover, Zhizhi's functionality is too strong, and it is really difficult to replace it. Although Chito expressed that he wanted to join Anbu, if that were the case, the team's positioning would have to change.
It can't be an all-round team. It will probably be more like a reconnaissance team or an anti-reconnaissance beheading team by then.
At this time, Hatake Sakumo also cast a questioning look at Shizhi, Zhizhi nodded and said: "The clan has a new project to study new parasites, and they have consulted my opinion.
I haven't said yes yet, but I'm interested. "
Hearing what Shizhi said, Tatsuma and Hatake Sakumo also showed a look of thought. No ninjutsu can be static, not to mention secret techniques, even conventional ninjutsu changes from generation to generation.
Just like in the collection of Senshoubanjian, there are a lot of ninjutsu, but there are not many ninjutsu that Chen Ma has actually learned, so there are already better substitutes for some of them, so there is no need to learn them.
As a family of secret arts, the mysterious and unknown means are the foundation of their survival, but the mysterious veil will always be lifted one day.
If you want to continue to maintain your own advantages, you can only continue to put a veil on yourself, so that people can never see their true colors like Sichuan opera.
Hatake Sakumo looked at Tatsuma, waiting for his opinion. In theory, as the Minister of Anbu, these matters should be decided by Hatake Sakumo, but Tatsuma is not comparable to other subordinates.
Hatake Sakumo even thought that if he persisted for another two or three years, by then Chenma should have grown to a similar time, and it would not be impossible for him to directly take over Anbu.
Therefore, Tatsuma Hatake's opinion is still very fancy to Sakumo Hatake, especially in the face of the transformation of the team's positioning, Tatsuma's opinion is even more important.
Chen Ma didn't seem to have any strong intentions, and said: "Let's go through the review process first? I really don't have a good candidate at the moment, so I will stick to it during this time?"
Although that guy Qiandou would definitely be willing to fill in at any time, Chenma also needs to consider whether he is suitable for Anbu and his team.
Especially now that he has started a new practice, Tatsuma doesn't know how long it will take for Chito to finish the phased practice, and Hinata is even more difficult to deal with than Uchiha.
It doesn't matter if Chitou is just a separate family, but Chitou is a clan with no heirs, and Hinata may not be willing to let him go.
Zhizhi nodded and said, "Okay, I'll tell the clan. Anyway, I'm not the leader, so I'm not in a hurry to join the project."
"That said, I will help Chenma find new candidates as soon as possible. I still support your decision. After all, the progress of the ninja clan is exchanged for the growth of the village."
Hatake Sakumo ended this topic, looked around, and after seeing that there were no other topics, he took out his wallet and said, "Then I'll pay the bill first."
"Let me do it."
Tatsuma got up faster, and Hatake Sakumo grabbed him and said, "There's no reason to ask your subordinates to pay."
"Don't worry, the money is from your boss."
"Ok?"
Hatake Sakumo was taken aback for a moment, but he quickly realized that he let go of Tatsuma, and said with a smile, "Then you pay for it. By the way, can I pack it? Kakashi hasn't eaten today."
"can!"
Chen Ma said proudly, this feeling of generosity to others is really great.
Of course, it was Hatake Sakumo who proposed to pack Kakashi, and he agreed. If Tsunade proposed it, then I would be embarrassed.
After paying the money and saying goodbye to Hatake Sakumo, Kayin, and Shimo, Tatsuma, Minato, and Tianfeng did not disband immediately, and strolled on the street for a while.
After entering a section of empty alley, Tatsuma said: "You can talk to your captain and tell me about your being recommended by me to join Anbu, and then ask him to convey that I want to invite him to a party with the Uchiha young patriarch. news."
"it is good."
Tianfeng nodded, and Chenma thought of something again, and said, "By the way, you have opened your eyes "now". When you go back, you have to adjust your attitude and manner."
"What do you mean?"
"You have to pull a little bit, learn from me."
Chen Ma walked in front of Tianfeng in two steps, and then while covering up his movements, he said: "You have to take eight steps away, imagine the feeling that your underwear has worn out the skin on the inner thighs and you have to spread your legs apart.
You have to move your shoulders too, imagining that you want to shake off Qiandou's hands wrapped around your shoulders. Finally, you must raise your head and sniff your nose from time to time, just like a runny nose in winter, but you can't let the nasal water come out. "
Seeing Chenma's movements, the corner of Tianfeng's mouth twitched, and then said with emotion: "Chenma, you are more Uchiha than me."
(End of this chapter)
After transferring the bad mood to Hiruzen Sarutobi, Orochimaru has less resistance to the fact that Naoki will learn from Matt Dai.
And this is also Chen Ma's purpose. After all, it is extremely difficult to eliminate conflicts, but if it is just a transfer, the operability and success rate of the operation are very impressive.
Chenma has seen this kind of operation too many times, and he naturally learned it without a teacher. With Dashewan's intelligence, he may be able to see it, but...
Sometimes some behaviors that make oneself look stupid, as long as it is in line with one's own interests or wishes, it is okay to be stupid once.
Orochimaru's wish is naturally to hope that Naoki, a disciple, will become better, but it is difficult to accept it in his heart for a while, and being guided by Chenma may make him look a little stupid.
But it can also make him stop worrying about the bad thing that his disciple is about to learn from others, so why not do it?
Of course, Orochimaru couldn't put on a smiling face in front of Matt Dai, and the whole dinner was extremely serious, and he still didn't want to talk to Matt Dai if it wasn't necessary to say hello and explain something to Matt Dai.
On the contrary, Matt Dai himself felt a little flattered.
Matt Dai is not a person who pays attention to rituals, or in other words, given his current social status, he is not qualified to pursue these.
Therefore, even if it is to teach the secret art of Bamen Dunjia, Maitedai has never thought about the ceremony of handing over from master to successor. As long as the person he values is willing to learn, he is willing to teach.
However, Naoki's side showed far more attention than expected. Naoki, the party concerned, came, as a family member, or guardian Tsunade, and Naoki's own teacher also came.
As for Chidou, Matt Dai also understood his situation. It would be the most face-saving thing for Hinata's people not to stop him. Naturally, it was impossible to attend. After all, Chidou had no family.
Of course, with Qiandou and Chenma as a witness, he is not alone. This kind of specification, except for a big banquet, is no different from a formal apprenticeship ceremony.
Considering the family backgrounds of Shengshu and Qiandou, and comparing his own background, an unprecedented sense of importance filled Maitedai's heart.
At the end of the dinner, even if he didn't drink, Matt Dai completely let go of the solemnity he was holding on to, and with tears streaming down his face, he took the hand of Orochimaru who looked disgusted, and said:
"Master Orochimaru, thank you for your trust. I will definitely teach Nawaki and Chito well."
When dissecting all kinds of animals, human bodies, and even some diseased organs, Orochimaru's heart is as calm as water, but when this green-skinned monster holds his hand, goose bumps all over his body.
Seeing that his held hand seemed to become weak and boneless in an instant, Orochimaru twitched lightly, and then slipped from Matt Dai's hands. He put this hand behind his back and said:
"The people you should thank are Naoki himself and Tatsuma-kun. If it wasn't for their recommendation, I wouldn't let you teach Naoki.
But you really have to teach Zhishu well. If one day I have a whim and inspect Shengshu, his growth is not as good as I expected, then I will immediately suspend his studies. "
"I will definitely study hard! I will bloom my full blood and full of youth, teacher, don't worry!"
Shengshu beside him clenched his fist, then raised a thumb, showing a mouth full of Konoha's small white teeth, and promised his teacher before Matt put it on.
Matt Dai also kept nodding, expressing that he would teach well, Chito listened to their conversation, and suddenly wanted to swear an oath, but Hinata's etiquette still prevented him from blooming himself in front of so many people.
If there were no two strangers, Orochimaru and Tsunade, he would still be able to show the same devotion as Nakoki, but there are strangers. Still have to show some face.
Tsunade, who was full, ignored the chatting of the few people, but poked Chenma with the other end of the chopsticks, and then pointed to the page of drinks on the menu. In his eyes, it was not a hint, but an explicit indication .
Chen Ma pursed his lips, and he planned to spend the money Sarutobi Hiruza gave him in three installments. If he only ate barbecue, it should be more than enough, but if drinks were included, it would not be enough.
Moreover, the master-student relationship cannot be tainted by money!Therefore, Tatsuma held the bottom line and resolutely ignored Tsunade's express instructions.
Matt Dai and Orochimaru roughly talked about the teaching rhythm he planned next, and after getting the permission of Oroshemaru, today's banquet finally came to an end.
Except for Tsunade who didn't drink the wine, who was a little unhappy, the others were quite satisfied, including Orochimaru.
There were not many conversations just now, but Orochimaru has been able to judge from it that Matt Dai is definitely a ninja with extremely high individual skill attainments, but
Watching Matt Dai leave, Orochimaru showed sarcasm, turned his head to look in the direction of the Hokage Building, and said: "Ninjas with sufficient strength and awareness are struggling at the bottom, and the people who eat vegetarian meals are high above. It's really a grand scene. .”
Orochimaru diss Konoha high-level, is already the norm, especially after the Second Ninja World War, Orochimaru gradually took off the disguise, even ignoring that there are other guests who finished their meal in front of the barbecue Q at this time.
When those people heard that someone was slandering Konoha's senior management, they were about to get angry when they turned their heads and saw that it was Orochimaru, and Tsunade with the same unfriendly expression was standing beside him, and the diss back that was about to blurt out stopped instantly.
Because in recent years, the village has been promoting Tsunade's reputation through marketing, so they saw that Tsunade also showed a bad face, and when they seemed to echo Orochimaru with an attitude, their first reaction was...
Did something really happen in the village that they didn't know about?So much so that two of the Sannin were so dissatisfied.
Tsunade is very well-known, but there are not many people who know her well. They absolutely don't know that Tsunade has the attribute of "unhappy", and they can't imagine that the dissatisfaction on her face at the moment is because she didn't drink alcohol.
Chen Ma, who came out after paying the bill, saw the two men started to make troubles without worrying, and quickly took them away, leaving a lot of room for imagination for the people around them.
On the second day, Tatsuma still didn't ask Uchiha Fugaku, but invited his team members, as well as Tiankaze and Hatake Sakumo.
Shimura Kagakushi, who was in the team, had reached the final time for the retirement review, and when he heard that Chenma had found a substitute, he immediately expressed his willingness to stop field work and give up his seat to Tianfeng.
Hatake Sakumo originally saw that it was Uchiha, and he was still a little apprehensive, but when he heard that it was Obito's cousin, he immediately agreed to the recommendation application, and said that he would arrange the review and assessment as soon as possible.
Minato has known Chenma's arrangement for a long time, so it is naturally impossible to object. As for the guy who can't beat a fart with three sticks, except for telling Shimura Kain to teach Tianfeng traces to deal with it, there is no more objection. .
"Zhizhi, why don't you retire too? Look at your existence, which suddenly raises the average age of the team. You are the main culprit of Anbu's aging!"
At the end of the banquet, He Yin put his arm around Zhi Zhuo's shoulder and said, the two were assigned to the same team shortly after entering Anbu, and worked together for ten years, He Yin suddenly felt a little bit reluctant.
Zhi Zhi pushed his sunglasses and said, "It's possible to consider it, but I don't know, monitor, have you found my successor?"
Chen Ma was a little surprised by Zhizhi's answer. After all, he had never expressed his intention to retire. Chen Ma was silent for a while and asked, "Really intend to retire?"
Chen Ma was a little bit reluctant, after all, Zhi Zhi had high attainments in handling corpses, and he was very worry-free. He was like a microwave player, a veteran who could help the team as long as he played.
Moreover, Zhizhi's functionality is too strong, and it is really difficult to replace it. Although Chito expressed that he wanted to join Anbu, if that were the case, the team's positioning would have to change.
It can't be an all-round team. It will probably be more like a reconnaissance team or an anti-reconnaissance beheading team by then.
At this time, Hatake Sakumo also cast a questioning look at Shizhi, Zhizhi nodded and said: "The clan has a new project to study new parasites, and they have consulted my opinion.
I haven't said yes yet, but I'm interested. "
Hearing what Shizhi said, Tatsuma and Hatake Sakumo also showed a look of thought. No ninjutsu can be static, not to mention secret techniques, even conventional ninjutsu changes from generation to generation.
Just like in the collection of Senshoubanjian, there are a lot of ninjutsu, but there are not many ninjutsu that Chen Ma has actually learned, so there are already better substitutes for some of them, so there is no need to learn them.
As a family of secret arts, the mysterious and unknown means are the foundation of their survival, but the mysterious veil will always be lifted one day.
If you want to continue to maintain your own advantages, you can only continue to put a veil on yourself, so that people can never see their true colors like Sichuan opera.
Hatake Sakumo looked at Tatsuma, waiting for his opinion. In theory, as the Minister of Anbu, these matters should be decided by Hatake Sakumo, but Tatsuma is not comparable to other subordinates.
Hatake Sakumo even thought that if he persisted for another two or three years, by then Chenma should have grown to a similar time, and it would not be impossible for him to directly take over Anbu.
Therefore, Tatsuma Hatake's opinion is still very fancy to Sakumo Hatake, especially in the face of the transformation of the team's positioning, Tatsuma's opinion is even more important.
Chen Ma didn't seem to have any strong intentions, and said: "Let's go through the review process first? I really don't have a good candidate at the moment, so I will stick to it during this time?"
Although that guy Qiandou would definitely be willing to fill in at any time, Chenma also needs to consider whether he is suitable for Anbu and his team.
Especially now that he has started a new practice, Tatsuma doesn't know how long it will take for Chito to finish the phased practice, and Hinata is even more difficult to deal with than Uchiha.
It doesn't matter if Chitou is just a separate family, but Chitou is a clan with no heirs, and Hinata may not be willing to let him go.
Zhizhi nodded and said, "Okay, I'll tell the clan. Anyway, I'm not the leader, so I'm not in a hurry to join the project."
"That said, I will help Chenma find new candidates as soon as possible. I still support your decision. After all, the progress of the ninja clan is exchanged for the growth of the village."
Hatake Sakumo ended this topic, looked around, and after seeing that there were no other topics, he took out his wallet and said, "Then I'll pay the bill first."
"Let me do it."
Tatsuma got up faster, and Hatake Sakumo grabbed him and said, "There's no reason to ask your subordinates to pay."
"Don't worry, the money is from your boss."
"Ok?"
Hatake Sakumo was taken aback for a moment, but he quickly realized that he let go of Tatsuma, and said with a smile, "Then you pay for it. By the way, can I pack it? Kakashi hasn't eaten today."
"can!"
Chen Ma said proudly, this feeling of generosity to others is really great.
Of course, it was Hatake Sakumo who proposed to pack Kakashi, and he agreed. If Tsunade proposed it, then I would be embarrassed.
After paying the money and saying goodbye to Hatake Sakumo, Kayin, and Shimo, Tatsuma, Minato, and Tianfeng did not disband immediately, and strolled on the street for a while.
After entering a section of empty alley, Tatsuma said: "You can talk to your captain and tell me about your being recommended by me to join Anbu, and then ask him to convey that I want to invite him to a party with the Uchiha young patriarch. news."
"it is good."
Tianfeng nodded, and Chenma thought of something again, and said, "By the way, you have opened your eyes "now". When you go back, you have to adjust your attitude and manner."
"What do you mean?"
"You have to pull a little bit, learn from me."
Chen Ma walked in front of Tianfeng in two steps, and then while covering up his movements, he said: "You have to take eight steps away, imagine the feeling that your underwear has worn out the skin on the inner thighs and you have to spread your legs apart.
You have to move your shoulders too, imagining that you want to shake off Qiandou's hands wrapped around your shoulders. Finally, you must raise your head and sniff your nose from time to time, just like a runny nose in winter, but you can't let the nasal water come out. "
Seeing Chenma's movements, the corner of Tianfeng's mouth twitched, and then said with emotion: "Chenma, you are more Uchiha than me."
(End of this chapter)
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