I'm really not the King of Hades
Chapter 91 Spiritual Pillar, Collapsed? ?
Chapter 91 Spiritual Pillar, Collapsed? ?
This day is Sunday.
It was the fourth day for Zhang Lingtian and the others to come to the foot pot chicken group building.
Yesterday I went to the hot springs and visited some of their more famous scenic spots, such as the Great Temple, Nairang Park and so on.
Thanks to Wan Da at this time.
The place where they live is on a very beautiful coastline. Through the window, they can see a red gate on the sea.
When I came here before, I thought the scenery here was good. It happened that Wanda also had a related hotel on this side, so I arranged to live here.
In the early morning, a ray of sunlight shines in from the oversized floor-to-ceiling windows, and there is an inexplicable feeling of ease.
Today, they plan to visit the bustling area, Ginza, Disney, Universal Studios and other places.
Needless to say, it feels really comfortable to be undisturbed.
Especially Li Tiantian and the others felt the deepest. Before the boss repeatedly killed them, they thought they would be besieged by the furious chicken people.
It turned out that not only were they not besieged, but even the chicken people seemed to be more humble towards them. The three of them once wondered if the other party had taken the wrong script.
【Just live】
"Invincible and cute little sweets: Sister Xiaohan, Ah Wei, you two hurry up and get online! It's time to watch the big show!! @江小汉@阿伟!"
This morning, Li Tiantian was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, when suddenly the other party hit a carp and then went crazy with them.
At this time, there was a live broadcast scene in front of her computer.
It was like an altar.
There were many people around, some in white robes and some in black robes.
It should be an onmyoji, and it feels like exorcism or something.
She was not very interested in this kind of thing.
After all, this is similar to the Taoist priests in their country, dipping some water, making fire, drawing some runes and so on.
It seemed super boring to her.
But it was posted in Zhan You's core group, so she read it patiently for three more seconds.
As a result, she was instantly interested when she was attracted by the barrage.
"Finally you are here."
"Is the great exorcism ceremony about to begin?"
"They have been here for four days, and I have had nightmares every night for these four days!"
"Hurry up and let them die suddenly, these evil spirits!!"
In the barrage are extremely excited foot pot chicken netizens, these people are celebrating wildly.
And she also figured out that it was their boss who wanted to exorcise the evil spirits!
How can you not ask your friends to eat melons together.
So she hurriedly invited Jiang Xiaohan and Su Wei to watch the play.
"Hey guy, the thing about foot pot chicken is really covert. I haven't even seen it in the trending search in their country. How did the millions of people in this live broadcast room come here?"
"Yeah, I was shocked when I clicked in. I didn't expect millions of people to watch it online."
Zhanyou core group.
Li Tiantian got a lot of front-line news from here.
Including this live stream.
At this moment, a group of friends were shocked after clicking in!
She is also very interested in this group friend's question.
How did this foot pot chicken gather millions of people in the live broadcast room?
"Zhanyou Great Management: This is simple, won't the hot search list be able to filter out many non-Chicken users?"
The manager of the core group said that he had forwarded this live broadcast 3 minutes ago.
This person's identity is very mysterious, in short, he knows a lot of inside information.
"That's right."
"Indeed, I basically don't know where to look except for the hot search list."
Everyone thinks this makes sense.
As long as it is not on the hot search list, many non-national users can be blocked.
"Zhanyou management: After all, we are not from their country, and the hot search list has been withdrawn. We must not be clear about some slightly hidden channels, which will easily cause information blockage, but as long as they dare to send it out, we can still find it. Just like now. /狗头」
The other party continued to add.
Hearing this, everyone nodded slightly.
This is indeed the case, as a foreigner, how can you know more channels than natives?
For example, in Rabbit Country, there are well-known hot searches for scarves and hot searches for Du Niang. How can you control all aspects of hot searches such as almost hot searches, popular searches on station B, hot searches on Douyin, and hot searches on UC?
Not to mention sinking into the hot search of the portal website again, or into the group chat of the small circle.
Unless you live there, you basically don't pay attention.
"Thanks to the management boss, let's watch the show!"
"Watching a movie +1, so this person won't be cool too, right?"
"If you leave a message for Hades and ask him to pay attention, it will definitely be cool, brothers, hurry up!!"
"I just looked at the information, and it seems that the person attending the exorcism today seems to be the descendant of their national treasure-level onmyoji. It should be impossible for this kind of person, but I feel that I may refer to the boss!"
But these are not things.
They hide and hide, and watching the show is the most important thing.
Of course, by the way, let's predict the fate of this national treasure-level onmyoji, after all, the other party is also one of the spiritual pillars of the foot pot chicken.
At the same time, some people also expressed that they were going to inform Boss Zhang, after all, someone was doing something to him, so it wouldn't be fun if the master didn't show up.
Ocean view hotel.
【Boss Hades】
"Li Tiantian: Boss, are you up yet, I believe you will be very interested in this exorcism live broadcast.
As a first-line user of Eat Melon, although Li Tiantian didn't bubble up in the group, she was the first to contact her boss.
Because she also thought it would be interesting for the boss to get involved.
It's just after eight o'clock now, and I don't know if the other party has woken up.
Anyway, she didn't dare to make a phone call, for fear of disturbing the boss's rest and turning around and killing herself.
【Just live】
"Ah Wei: Li Tiantian, what live broadcast are you watching this early in the morning?"
Su Wei in the private group was a little puzzled.
He thought it was something, but after he glanced at it, it was a live broadcast.
The key is not even started yet!
In the middle of the venue, preparations are in full swing.
"Invincible and cute little sweet: Sister Xiaohan hasn't woken up yet? @江小汉"
Li Tiantian ignored Su Wei but Aite Jiang Xiaohan.
"Jiang Xiaohan: I woke up a long time ago, and I'm sorting out some things in the company. Tiantian, why do you like watching these exorcism live broadcasts recently?"
After listening to the boss' advice, now Jiang Xiaohan has started to be a person who goes to bed early and gets up early.
As for those tasks, they will naturally be left for the next morning.
Not to mention, she felt that she seemed to be more refreshed.
It seems that I still have to go to bed early, otherwise the whole person will be groggy and not in a good state during the day.
As for the message that Li Tiantian sent just now, she just glanced at it and found out that it was the live broadcast of the exorcism, so she was not interested in continuing to watch it.
First of all, she has no interest in this kind of live broadcast.
Because she belonged to a staunch atheist before meeting her boss.
Otherwise, I wouldn't come to Baishipu to work.
She didn't dare to say it when she was working part-time at school.
I am afraid that my roommate will be scared.
Although I later met the boss and believed that there are gods and ghosts in this world.
For example, the boss.
But she was still not interested in this so-called exorcism.
In fact, she still has to be busy with work. The reward of 200 million before was sent to the company account and now there is 100 million. The boss asked her to take the 100 million to find a donation organization to donate.
As a result, she now discovered a very outrageous thing.
That is, she asked two Cross Society charities to donate in succession, but they both said that there was a problem with the system and they could not accept such a large amount of donations for the time being.
Even the staff over there even called in person. The key point is that the staff are not ordinary staff, they are all at the director level.
Basically the rhetoric is.
I'm really sorry, Ms. Xiaohan, our charity organization has been upgrading its system recently, and we can't accept such a large amount of donations for the time being. Here, I am very grateful to Mr. Zhang Lingtian for trusting us, and I hope you have a good time abroad.
Both are much the same.
It's rare.
But she checked on the Internet a few days ago, there were still tens of millions of donations.
Why is there no system failure?
But since the previous statement said that it would donate money, then the money must be donated.
At this time, she found a third charity organization, which belonged to Chunjiang City.
【'It's good to be alive' is opening a voice group, come and join...】
Suddenly, a group voice prompt appeared on Jiang Xiaohan's interface, and it was Li Tiantian who started the voice.
"Sister Xiaohan, you came in. If you don't come in, we will go to your room to find you. Do you know that this is not a simple exorcism live broadcast, this is a big event!!"
Li Tiantian said to her with a very excited tone!
She had already chatted with Su Wei just now, and Su Wei had already entered the live broadcast room.
"What big event? Is there a typhoon or a tsunami? The chicken in the foot pot is asking for safety?"
Jiang Xiaohan asked while dealing with the company's affairs.
Ever since the toilet exploded, the [-]th dan of karate was smashed to death, and the boss fell into the sea to feed the fish, she now feels that she has seen too much, and her heart is inexplicably calm.
Unless something big happens, such as a typhoon or a tsunami or something.
"It's not a tsunami, but it's similar to a tsunami. The frightened people are asking their national treasure-level onmyoji to prepare for exorcism, and this evil is our boss! You will regret it if you miss it!! "
Li Tiantian said excitedly in her voice, with a look on her face waiting to eat melons.
The main reason is that what happened to the karate man last time made her more interested in what will happen to this national treasure level onmyoji.
"Huh? Our boss was exorcised as a demon??"
Jiang Xiaohan was surprised when he heard these eyes, there is such a thing!
I have only seen Taoist priests exorcising ghosts and exorcising demons on TV before, but now they have come here to become evil ghosts?
What are you waiting for, the matter at hand is not in such a hurry, eating melon must be in place! !
Jiang Xiaohan immediately entered the live broadcast room.
"so many people?"
After entering, Jiang Xiaohan saw that it had more than 2000 million popularity, and more than 150 million people watched it online.
But in the footage, it seems that the ceremony hasn't started yet.
"It feels like it will take a while to start. How about we gather in one place and watch it while having breakfast. You can come to my place if you want, or I will go to your place."
Su Wei opened his mouth and asked the hotel to deliver breakfast, and we will watch the live broadcast and eat melon for breakfast together.
"I can do it, look at Tiantian."
It is early 08:30, and none of them have had breakfast yet, and this hotel has a breakfast delivery service.
After all, it is a luxury hotel, a copy of the white-robed seven-star sailboat, and the service is still very attentive.
So Jiang Xiaohan can eat anywhere, it depends on what Li Tiantian thinks.
"Sister Xiaohan, I think it's better to be alone than to be happy together, why don't you call the boss?"
Li Tiantian suddenly had an idea.
"Call the boss?"
Jiang Xiaohan froze for a moment, could it be that the other party wanted to invite the boss to watch the scene where he was exorcised by the foot pot chicken onmyoji?
"I wipe? This idea is okay!"
Su Wei likes it like crazy! !
He wanted to know what the boss's expression would be like when the time came.
"Hmm, the boss lives in a luxurious suite with a living room and a dining room, and don't you think it's interesting to watch him being exorcised by the foot pot chicken onmyoji? Maybe the two sides will fight!! "
Li Tiantian's eyes lit up! !
"Fighting skills??"
Su Wei's screen was full of question marks, although he also felt that the boss's reaction would be a bright spot.
But isn't this fight too exaggerated?
"Then let me try calling?"
Jiang Xiaohan also thought it was good.
The place where the boss is is also spacious enough.
And she was also very interested in the boss's expression after finding out that the other party exorcising evil was her.
It's just that he doesn't know if he got up or not.
After all, being a boss is not like being an employee. You have to be on time. Bosses are very casual, at least this boss is like this.
Sleeping late is also common.
"Mute—"
On the big soft bed, Zhang Lingtian was lying on the bed with the air conditioner blowing in big characters diagonally.
He slept late last night, so he turned on the mute to avoid disturbing him.
So the phone only lit up for a while, and it didn't affect his sleep.
"Hello, your call was not answered."
Tens of seconds later, a reminder sounded from Jiang Xiaohan's ear.
"Sister Xiaohan, is the boss still awake?"
Li Tiantian asked without answering the phone call.
"Uh-huh."
Jiang Xiaohan nodded.
"Then you come to my place."
Li Tiantian was inexplicably relieved, but luckily he didn't call before, otherwise he would have quarreled with the boss.
She is only a video editor in Baishipu, and a body restorer and a lighting photographer, but she is not like Xiaohan who can negotiate business and make reports, and become the boss's assistant.
So she really didn't dare to predict what would happen to the boss after being quarreled, and it would not be impossible to bill him if she went back.
"Then go to your room."
Jiang Xiaohan directly installed the computer.
【boss】
"Jiang Xiaohan: Boss, this live broadcast is about you being exorcised by an onmyoji. That's why you called. You can watch it when you wake up."
"Jiang Xiaohan: link."
"Jiang Xiaohan: The little girl wears a hat and eats red strawberries. GIF"
Jiang Xiaohan forwarded Li Tiantian's message to Zhang Lingtian, with a link attached.
Of course, don’t forget to post an emoji.
It was an emoji of a little girl wearing a pink hat that came with her clothes, munching on strawberries.
After all, emoticons can make the chat interface a little more relaxed and less serious.
After finishing all this, she carried the computer to Li Tiantian's room.
Not far, just opposite the door.
However, there are a lot of files in the computer. Although they can’t be lost here, it’s safer to keep them with you.
At this moment, the much-anticipated show begins!
Onmyoji sacrificial site.
"Now our country is being threatened by evil spirits, but please don't panic. It is our onmyoji's responsibility to eliminate evil spirits, suppress demons and demons, and today I, Seimei Tsuchimi, will go out personally to remove all obstacles that affect our national destiny."
Inside the picture is a round old man wearing a long white robe, a long crown like black boots, and a little white temples!
Looks like he's in his 60s.
"Tears!"
"My Dasakura Country is finally saved!"
"Unexpectedly, Mr. Tsuchimi Haruaki really made a move."
Tuyu.
The biggest yin and yang sect of foot pot chicken.
And Tuyu Seimei is the chief of the Yin-Yang sect today, and the only Onmyoji with a Tianzi name.
It can be said that it is one of the spiritual pillars of people who believe in Onmyoji.
For the opponent to make a move, the netizens of the foot pot chicken called the gods down one by one.
"That's right! It's unbelievable. You must know that Mr. Seimei Tsuchimi is the direct descendant of Abe Seimei's yin and yang power. If he can do this by himself, he will definitely die without a place to die!!"
"The King of Hades must die! The majesty of my Dasakura Kingdom is eternal!!"
"I really want to see the sharp-eyed Rabbit Spokesperson suddenly silent and black-faced on Monday morning!"
"Indeed! That guy can play tricks! He treats everyone in the world as idiots, and we will use our own methods to deal with him!"
With the support of this onmyoji, the netizens of the foot pot chicken had an orgasm again, and an unprecedented fire of hope was ignited in their hearts.
Slay Hades angrily, the rabbit will no longer be arrogant! !
"It's actually a purple belt."
Breakfast has been delivered.
The live broadcast is projected onto the TV screen.
Jiang Xiaohan frowned.
"Sister Xiaohan, do you still know the difference between the shoulder straps?"
Li Tiantian was a little unbelievable, anyway, she didn't understand at all.
All I know is that the fat onmyoji looks very imposing.
"It's not very clear, but in my impression, this should be the most advanced shoulder strap."
Onmyoji's white robes usually have other decorations on the shoulders.
Among them, if she remembered correctly, purple should be the most advanced.
Speaking of foot pot chicken, are you scared out of your wits?
Ordinary people of this level of Onmyoji are not invited!
After all, the status of the other party is placed in their country, which is basically equivalent to the level of Shaolin Temple presiding.
Ordinary people want to invite each other, how can they invite them?
[2. Onmyoji Mr. Seimei Tumi exorcises demons]
At this time, the ceremony had already begun, and related hot searches directly airborne to the second place, and almost the whole people boiled for a while.
Exorcism scene.
"After my spying, this Zhang Lingtian from the rabbit has a very deep way. Now I will use the special method of exorcising evil spirits of our Tuyu Yinyang Sect to exorcise evil spirits. Don't panic if what happens next. The disciples of the Yinyang Sect also You can study hard, I will only demonstrate once."
Seimei Tsuchimi is holding a feather fan of the god of Yin and Yang.
He said to the people present with an unhurried look.
Inexplicably gives people a feeling of inscrutability.
"Are you going to use a special exorcism method? This monster is really powerful!"
"The rabbit has sinister intentions, and let this monster harm the world, but I believe that Mr. Tsuchimi Seimei will definitely be backlashed by you!!"
"Dream の: I rewarded 6666 coins"
"AV Expert: 100000 coins rewarded"
"Ozawa is so-so: I rewarded 888888 coins"
……
The official account of Yin Yang Sect.
After hearing this, thousands of people gave rewards in just one second! !
As for the amount of rewards, it soared to an extremely terrifying figure!
"How can the Yin-Yang sect sit idly by when the country is in trouble, thank you very much for your rewards, at nine o'clock, Yaoyang is in the right place, next we will see Mr. Tsuchimi Seimei's official exorcism!!!"
Those were two onmyojis with black belts over their shoulders.
According to the onmyoji level of the foot pot chicken.
This belongs to the superlative below purple.
If you guessed right, these two should be the direct descendants of Seimei Tsuchimi.
"Yaoyang is upright, and the evil spirits are eliminated!!"
"+1000 coins"
"+10000 coins"
"+288888 coins"
"+8888888 coins"
……
However, after the other party said this, the netizens who watched the live broadcast felt that they were full of confidence.
Women and children, old and young, recharge crazily.
A tip with no money is equivalent to ten yuan in Rabbit National Currency.
Those who have money will reward more.
In just 1 minute, the official account of Tuyu Yinyang faction received a tip equivalent to 300 million rabbit currency.
You know it's only 1 minute.
"Well, Yifeng, if you don't understand anything about the exorcism process, you can explain it to everyone."
Tsuchimi Seimei said to the disciple.
"Uh-huh."
Yifeng's man nodded.
At this moment, Tsuchimi Seimei was pointing to the flame with his fingers, and the bowl was filled with alcohol, as if he was gesturing something on that black table.
At the same time, the channels of major live broadcast platforms have also been launched one after another.
Among them is the international version of Douyin, which is relatively popular recently. After all, in addition to showing their citizens, it is also necessary to intimidate the rabbits!
"Is this foot pot chicken okay? It turned out to be an old man, but why does this old man look so special?"
The international version was launched, and domestic netizens naturally joined it.
When seeing the other party's national treasure-level onmyoji, many people were a little confused.
But swearing is wrong.
The more educated netizen used the word 'characteristic'.
"Does it look like a fat fox at first glance? That's right. It is said that their onmyoji is in the image of a fox, so the more they look like a fox, the stronger they are. Of course, it's just a rumor, and it's not true."
But there are also more honest netizens.
"I want to know how this one will die next? In the past, as long as you dare to provoke him with your understanding of Hades, it is definitely impossible to just let it go! But there is no group of people with more open balconies here, so there must be a flash of lightning! "
Compared with the appearance of the other party.
Everyone wanted to know what would happen if he provoked Hades.
"Don't talk about it, it's really possible that a flash of lightning will directly kill this so-called onmyoji."
"Isn't that embarrassing, what a failure to boost morale."
"Thinking too much, you think Zhang Lingtian is the god of thunder."
"A group of rabbits who can only lust, the exorcism ceremony begins, and then you will know what the difference is!"
"Don't irritate the rabbits. They don't have a master passed down. After all, some things are broken by themselves. Hahaha, it's quite funny."
"Tch, what's the use of inheritance, can a fox beat Hades?"
"But are you the King of Hades? It's all fake!"
"I really hope that you can still be so confident when Lord Hades comes!"
"Come on, it's really a person who dares to open the altar and a person who dares to believe without thinking. What do you expect the other party to do?"
Through the spread of the war group in China, many people have entered the live broadcast room to watch the show.
And the international version of Douyin.
Netizens on both sides even started talking.
Everyone wanted to know what would happen to this onmyoji, and what Zhang Lingtian would say.
"Exorcism? I know the lesson from the past."
Brother Zhao naturally received the news early in the morning.
So I came in early to watch.
See the ceremony in progress.
The venue was so empty that there wasn't even a single brick. Brother Zhao smiled slightly.
It is estimated that the previous balcony collapsed cast shadows on them.
Speaking of which, tomorrow will be Monday, so if they are looking for self-confidence, they can just look for self-confidence, and he doesn't bother to care about it.
As long as the old man is fine.
But looking at it like this, the other party should not know, after all, there is no Ping An Shishi Shop among the viewers in the live broadcast room.
Brother Zhao searched.
It was found that there was no sign of Zhang Lingtian.
Nine past two.
Zhang Ling, who was sleeping, woke up in a daze.
Habitually took the phone, there was a missed call on it.
"Xiaohan?"
Zhang Lingtian showed a puzzled look, why did Xiaohan call here?
I agreed to leave a little later today.
Click on WeChat.
Exorcism?
Zhang Lingtian saw that both Jiang Xiaohan and Li Tiantian had sent him messages about exorcism, which made him a little confused.
"Jiang Xiaohan: Boss, they have also opened the international version of Douyin, just click the link to enter faster!!"
"Jiang Xiaohan: Douyin International Version Link"
"Jiang Xiaohan: The yellow cat is moving around with its fists clenched. GIF"
The latest news has just been sent.
A link and a cat emoticon package.
Blocked by a table, only one head is exposed, with round eyes, clenched fists, moving up and down, which is quite joyful.
I don't know where the other party got so many emoticons.
But what is this exorcism?When did you become a demon?
Still lying on the bed, Zhang Lingtian looked confused.
Then click on the live link.
"???"
When he entered, he was even more confused.
What kind of novel exorcism method is this?
Inside is a slightly fatter old man, holding a flaming feather fan in his hand, and his white robe is dancing twitchingly with the flame effect.
"What's going on here??"
"on fire??"
"Why does Seimei-san feel in pain? And he's screaming hysterically!"
in the live room.
There were also many doubts.
"Everyone, don't panic. This is the latest exorcism method of Mr. Tsuchimi Seimei. Nirvana is reborn, and the fortune of the country is prosperous! But this process must be a bit painful!"
Yifeng was also taken aback.
Mr. didn't say it was such a big deal before.
"Tears!!"
"I'm so moved!!"
"I don't have much money, but I have patriotism, so let's spend 200 million coins!!"
"I also donate my one-year salary! 180 million coins!!"
crazy! !
Burned! !
Tears! !
"I'm not as good as hell, who goes to hell! Mr. Seimei Tsuchimi! A national hero!!!!"
Yifeng said hysterically! !
The scene completely exploded! !
The national self-confidence of foot pot chicken has reached an unprecedented height! !
As if to despise everything! !
"Are you sure it's an exorcism?"
Li Tiantian looked at the crazy foot pot chicken water friend in the barrage and silently raised a question mark.
"This method of exorcising evil spirits is indeed quite unique. If you don't know it, you may think you are self-immolating."
Jiang Xiaohan also spoke silently.
"Yeah, if the boss wasn't inside, I almost thought a miracle had happened."
Li Tiantian spread her hands.
"Help... help!!!"
Everything happened between flashes of light and fire, and in the camera, the master of yin and yang was tumbling on the spot!
The veins in the neck of the whole person are tense!
Then the body began to twitch.
He clutched his chest tightly.
"Is this an exorcism? Is the demon possessed?"
Zhang Lingtian looked at the scene in front of him in a daze.
【Ding!A system scan is activated. 】
Suddenly there was a sound in Zhang Lingtian's mind. It turned out that the system started to scan automatically.
[Scan object: ID Tuyu Yinyang faction. 】
[Main character: Seimei Tsuchiya. 】
[Occupation: Onmyoji, chief of the Tuyu Yinyang sect. 】
[Bad information: Ordinary people, the so-called yin and yang arts are just some theories that have been handed down, and they don't have much magic power. 】
[Danger signal: 99% probability of danger occurring within three days. 】
[Danger positioning: During the exorcism process, accidentally knocked over alcohol and set yourself on fire. Emotional agitation causes cerebral hemorrhage. There is a high probability that you will die from cerebral hemorrhage and burn infection complications. 】
[Customer Attributes: Pseudo-accurate customers. 】
[System prompt: The system has automatically followed. 】
Suddenly at this moment, a voice came from Zhang Lingtian's mind.
A message appears.
"I wipe! This is already burned!!!"
Zhang Lingtian who was lying on the bed was shocked! !
Where is this exorcism?
The other party is setting himself on fire.
No wonder he felt that the other party's twitching appearance at the end looked so cool!
After all, there used to be a sorceress in front of the funeral shop.
He hurriedly opened the input box!
I plan to say something to let the other party save someone.
Otherwise, it would really burn to death.
"Brother Yifeng, did you hear your husband calling for help just now?"
"It seems a little bit."
"Hey, why is there another smell of burnt meat coming out?"
silence!
Everyone at the scene was silent! !
"Save people!!!"
In the next second, everyone reacted!
Onmyoji is really on fire! ! !
Studio.
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"??"
"???"
"Master Seimei Tsuchimi is reborn from the ashes??"
The water friends who watched the live broadcast were stunned, and their spiritual support was completely collapsed! !
There was chaos on the live broadcast.
Putting out the fire.
Save people save people.
"Hahaha, brothers, I can't stop laughing, why did this exorcism burn me!"
"Is this foot pot chicken a joke sent by a monkey? What good is it to laugh me to death! Will you inherit my money! Hahaha~"
"I just told my friend that if this Yin-Yang master becomes an actor, he will definitely get full marks. After all, his expression is too good, but I didn't expect that he really burned himself! Today I can have fun all day!!"
On the international version of Douyin, a lot of netizens with feet in the pot are ready to come in to mock the netizens of Rabbit Country.
After all, they know that most of the netizens in Rabbit Country like to be in Douyin.
As a result, the netizens of the foot pot chicken were in a daze at this time.
As for the netizens from the Rabbit Kingdom, they just laughed out loud.
This is so fucking ridiculous!
【Ding!Douyin International Edition reminds you that Ping'an Baishipu, a popular anchor with tens of millions of fans, has entered the live broadcast room. 】
At this moment, a prompt appeared below the live broadcast room.
"Fuck! Lord Yama is here!!"
"Delay! Delay!!"
"Let me just say, why did it catch fire out of nowhere? It turned out that Lord Yan entered the live broadcast room and directly counterattacked. Why don't you people who are so stupid? Treat Hades as a demon to drive away, don't say it is What is Qingming, nine lives of your white fox patriarch are not enough!"
"Indeed, it's not of the same level at all, okay? The power of Hades is so terrifying! Crushing an onmyoji is as easy as crushing an ant! The people of the chicken country are full of chicken blood, their beliefs are over the top, and then they completely destroy their spiritual pillar?!"
"Do you still need to ask? It must be. I won't say anything. Today is another day of full faith. I really want to give a reward to Lord Yama, but the other party has closed the non-live broadcast reward channel."
Douyin International Edition.
Although only 10,000+ people watched.
Half of them are still chickens with feet in the pot.
But there is no shortage of bullet screens.
Still very active at this time.
And many people have woken up.
Just say strange.
Why did this well-behaved Yin-Yang master catch fire, and he didn't even know how to call for help. He just uttered two words of help before he fell into a coma. It turned out that the living Hades had entered the live broadcast room a long time ago.
It was due to Douyin's system delay, so it didn't show up.
The other party specially let netizens all over the world watch the funny scene of the onmyoji playing with fire and setting himself on fire.
"puff--"
The three of them who were eating breakfast in Li Tiantian's room really burst out laughing.
Two hours of charging, five minutes of standby, this is simply the fastest and most ridiculous ritual.
I was laughing myself to death.
In particular, the foot pot chicken also said that this is rebirth from Nirvana, and that the Daying Kingdom will usher in a new spring.
【work group】
"The boss is awesome!!!"
Li Tiantian sent a voice message directly.
The tone of the whole person is very excited!
"Su Wei: Top Player, Top Player.jpg"
Su Wei sent a panda emoticon package.
Holding his fist, he looked like a big brother, with a picture on it saying top players.
After all, he was really convinced this wave.
"Jiang Xiaohan: Boss, you're awake, we always thought you weren't awake! The netizen of the foot pot chicken just exploded! Laughing to death."
"Jiang Xiaohan: Shiba Inu touches ears. GIF"
Jiang Xiaohan always thought that the boss was still sleeping.
Unexpectedly, the other party had already entered the live broadcast room.
At this time, after she finished posting, she attached a picture of a Shiba Inu's head being touched and its ears smiling.
[Reminder: The live broadcast has been closed. 】
Soon the live broadcast was shut down in a panic.
"..."
On the bed, before Zhang Lingtian had time to send out his words, he saw the scene in chaos.
Soon the live broadcast was cut off.
He couldn't help sighing, this movement is quite fast.
However, after burning for such a long time, it is normal to have a little burnt smell.
But aren't the netizens a little too outrageous, isn't this a typical person sitting on the bed, and the pot comes from the sky?
What system delay, it was already on fire when he went in, it has nothing to do with him! !
If you want to say that the other party was not on fire when he went in, and then he was on fire as soon as he arrived, he would admit that it had something to do with him.
"Ah this..."
Brother Zhao is eating breakfast.
The inexplicable cramp at the corner of the mouth!
gone! !
Burn yourself alive? ?
It's outrageous!
Yes, write it down in a small notebook.
Another onmyoji happened.
Three days of work can be solved in one day, what a joy!
"Zhang Lingtian: The little girl wants to talk but stops expressing GIF"
in the group.
Zhang Lingtian replied with an emoji.
Because he no longer wants to follow this topic.
Foot pot chicken, this news quickly swept across the country explosively!
International Forum.
"The latest news, Onmyoji is now admitted to the intensive care unit."
"I don't understand, why is this rabbit tormenting us so much! Our chicken country is also a peace-loving country!"
"Impossible bosses, even Onmyoji have fallen, and now I have serious concerns about our national destiny."
"Have you heard? It is said that the rabbit is making a big move to merge us into one province."
"Yeah, I heard that too. It is said that we are required to pay tribute to them like before! Otherwise, we will be in bad luck forever!"
……
【Zhanyou core group】
"Brothers, let's go!!"
"Our goal is to win this public opinion war!!"
"I have entered various forums for foot pot chicken to create anxiety!!"
Naturally, there are also members of Zhanyou in the international forum.
Although they don't have the skills of Boss Zhang.
But creating anxiety to disrupt their society is okay!
After all, public opinion war!
Soon there were remarkable results.
【1. Seimei Tsuchimi was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment】
【2. The crisis of the country is coming】
【3. Ugly rabbit face】
【4. Rabbits are destroyers of world peace】
【5. Rabbit Monday press conference】
……
【18. What is the significance of the rabbit beating us? 】
[19. The eastern dragon wakes up, there is news that the rabbit intends to merge us into provinces or vassal states]
For a while, the Onmyoji incident was on the hot searches in their country, and directly occupied the top four.
And creating anxiety is also on the hot search.
Entered No.17 and Eighteen.
For a while, this can be said to be the most concerned thing for all the people in the chicken country.
Of course, what is more worth mentioning is Article [-], in which a cartoonist posted a picture of Brother Zhao.
In the picture, brother Zhao has a big brain, the table is full of walnuts, and even the drink he drinks is walnut juice.
Seems to be hinting.
Things have come to this point, let's see how you make it up on Monday! !
If you use non-human means to destroy other countries, you will definitely be condemned by the international community! !
At the moment, the country is also extremely boiling.
[Top ↑ New Struggle, New Cooperation, New Achievement]
【1. The green hills are green, the days are hot】
[2. Onmyoji exorcising evil spirits and igniting the upper body]
[3. Ordinary citizen Mr. Zhang Lingtian has been framed again, beware of evil forces]
This matter rushed to the second and third on the hot search list.
In the third article, all the water friends explained one after another.
"It's obviously because I'm old and my hands and feet are inconvenient. How can I blame Boss Zhang? Right!"
"Yes, Boss Zhang was wronged!"
……
As the protagonist of this incident, Zhang Lingtian and the others were playing happily in the foot pot chicken.
Unobstructed all the way.
Three in the afternoon.
The continuous ferment of this matter alarmed the boss of the foot pot chicken, Tian Da, who was holding a speech at the moment, and specifically talked about this matter.
"Everyone, don't worry, no matter what monsters or ghosts, we have the confidence to deal with them!"
The other party is giving chicken blood to the people in the foot pot chicken!
After all, everyone is panicked and full of sadness now.
"Boom—"
Suddenly at this moment, there was an explosion.
"Boss Tian, let's go!!"
The big boss is a little confused when he is giving a speech!
Smoke billowed from the scene.
The man in black immediately rushed towards him, after all, there are lessons learned from the past! !
Ever since, the chicken blood was not finished.
The fear value is full again! !
In the evening, in a secret meeting room.
"Boss, rabbit, you are too bullying!!"
The big boss of the foot pot chicken is on the phone with Master Xi.
He clenched his fists tightly and looked very annoyed.
If there is evidence that rabbits persecute them, they can gather other member states and send them to the United Nations for criticism in the eyes of more than 70 billion people around the world.
But the key point is that he can't find any evidence now, which makes him almost worried to death!
And the domestic public opinion is very explosive, and now the people of the whole country are shrouded in the haze of rabbits!
Some people even said that they want to go back to the era when they were vassalized by rabbits. The rabbits want to turn them into a province. If they don't compromise, they will continue to have bad luck! !
Of course, this kind of nature cannot happen.
But the reason why fools are fools is that they have no brains.
Especially in the Internet age, everyone has the opportunity to speak, and it is inevitable that there will be greater public opinion turmoil.
"Recently, the rabbit has been jumping around a bit."
Master Xi also has a little opinion on rabbits.
Especially when he heard that someone slandered him for having diarrhea.
The almost white eyebrows are going to stand up.
Can control the entire country, can't even control Xi?
Is he that kind of person!
Simply slander!
Nonsense!
"Then what should we do, boss?!"
Now they are infiltrating the public opinion, and the residents are in panic. The people must be given a shot in the arm, or they will be in trouble.
"Why don't we have an exercise, just to show off our muscles, and knock on this rabbit?"
Sect Master Xi thought for a while and replied.
……
updated.The reason for updating this point is mainly because I was not satisfied with the previous writing and I didn’t want to break the chapter. I wanted to finish writing this story and post it so that everyone would enjoy reading it. Well, after working overtime to this point, it finally came out.
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(End of this chapter)
This day is Sunday.
It was the fourth day for Zhang Lingtian and the others to come to the foot pot chicken group building.
Yesterday I went to the hot springs and visited some of their more famous scenic spots, such as the Great Temple, Nairang Park and so on.
Thanks to Wan Da at this time.
The place where they live is on a very beautiful coastline. Through the window, they can see a red gate on the sea.
When I came here before, I thought the scenery here was good. It happened that Wanda also had a related hotel on this side, so I arranged to live here.
In the early morning, a ray of sunlight shines in from the oversized floor-to-ceiling windows, and there is an inexplicable feeling of ease.
Today, they plan to visit the bustling area, Ginza, Disney, Universal Studios and other places.
Needless to say, it feels really comfortable to be undisturbed.
Especially Li Tiantian and the others felt the deepest. Before the boss repeatedly killed them, they thought they would be besieged by the furious chicken people.
It turned out that not only were they not besieged, but even the chicken people seemed to be more humble towards them. The three of them once wondered if the other party had taken the wrong script.
【Just live】
"Invincible and cute little sweets: Sister Xiaohan, Ah Wei, you two hurry up and get online! It's time to watch the big show!! @江小汉@阿伟!"
This morning, Li Tiantian was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, when suddenly the other party hit a carp and then went crazy with them.
At this time, there was a live broadcast scene in front of her computer.
It was like an altar.
There were many people around, some in white robes and some in black robes.
It should be an onmyoji, and it feels like exorcism or something.
She was not very interested in this kind of thing.
After all, this is similar to the Taoist priests in their country, dipping some water, making fire, drawing some runes and so on.
It seemed super boring to her.
But it was posted in Zhan You's core group, so she read it patiently for three more seconds.
As a result, she was instantly interested when she was attracted by the barrage.
"Finally you are here."
"Is the great exorcism ceremony about to begin?"
"They have been here for four days, and I have had nightmares every night for these four days!"
"Hurry up and let them die suddenly, these evil spirits!!"
In the barrage are extremely excited foot pot chicken netizens, these people are celebrating wildly.
And she also figured out that it was their boss who wanted to exorcise the evil spirits!
How can you not ask your friends to eat melons together.
So she hurriedly invited Jiang Xiaohan and Su Wei to watch the play.
"Hey guy, the thing about foot pot chicken is really covert. I haven't even seen it in the trending search in their country. How did the millions of people in this live broadcast room come here?"
"Yeah, I was shocked when I clicked in. I didn't expect millions of people to watch it online."
Zhanyou core group.
Li Tiantian got a lot of front-line news from here.
Including this live stream.
At this moment, a group of friends were shocked after clicking in!
She is also very interested in this group friend's question.
How did this foot pot chicken gather millions of people in the live broadcast room?
"Zhanyou Great Management: This is simple, won't the hot search list be able to filter out many non-Chicken users?"
The manager of the core group said that he had forwarded this live broadcast 3 minutes ago.
This person's identity is very mysterious, in short, he knows a lot of inside information.
"That's right."
"Indeed, I basically don't know where to look except for the hot search list."
Everyone thinks this makes sense.
As long as it is not on the hot search list, many non-national users can be blocked.
"Zhanyou management: After all, we are not from their country, and the hot search list has been withdrawn. We must not be clear about some slightly hidden channels, which will easily cause information blockage, but as long as they dare to send it out, we can still find it. Just like now. /狗头」
The other party continued to add.
Hearing this, everyone nodded slightly.
This is indeed the case, as a foreigner, how can you know more channels than natives?
For example, in Rabbit Country, there are well-known hot searches for scarves and hot searches for Du Niang. How can you control all aspects of hot searches such as almost hot searches, popular searches on station B, hot searches on Douyin, and hot searches on UC?
Not to mention sinking into the hot search of the portal website again, or into the group chat of the small circle.
Unless you live there, you basically don't pay attention.
"Thanks to the management boss, let's watch the show!"
"Watching a movie +1, so this person won't be cool too, right?"
"If you leave a message for Hades and ask him to pay attention, it will definitely be cool, brothers, hurry up!!"
"I just looked at the information, and it seems that the person attending the exorcism today seems to be the descendant of their national treasure-level onmyoji. It should be impossible for this kind of person, but I feel that I may refer to the boss!"
But these are not things.
They hide and hide, and watching the show is the most important thing.
Of course, by the way, let's predict the fate of this national treasure-level onmyoji, after all, the other party is also one of the spiritual pillars of the foot pot chicken.
At the same time, some people also expressed that they were going to inform Boss Zhang, after all, someone was doing something to him, so it wouldn't be fun if the master didn't show up.
Ocean view hotel.
【Boss Hades】
"Li Tiantian: Boss, are you up yet, I believe you will be very interested in this exorcism live broadcast.
As a first-line user of Eat Melon, although Li Tiantian didn't bubble up in the group, she was the first to contact her boss.
Because she also thought it would be interesting for the boss to get involved.
It's just after eight o'clock now, and I don't know if the other party has woken up.
Anyway, she didn't dare to make a phone call, for fear of disturbing the boss's rest and turning around and killing herself.
【Just live】
"Ah Wei: Li Tiantian, what live broadcast are you watching this early in the morning?"
Su Wei in the private group was a little puzzled.
He thought it was something, but after he glanced at it, it was a live broadcast.
The key is not even started yet!
In the middle of the venue, preparations are in full swing.
"Invincible and cute little sweet: Sister Xiaohan hasn't woken up yet? @江小汉"
Li Tiantian ignored Su Wei but Aite Jiang Xiaohan.
"Jiang Xiaohan: I woke up a long time ago, and I'm sorting out some things in the company. Tiantian, why do you like watching these exorcism live broadcasts recently?"
After listening to the boss' advice, now Jiang Xiaohan has started to be a person who goes to bed early and gets up early.
As for those tasks, they will naturally be left for the next morning.
Not to mention, she felt that she seemed to be more refreshed.
It seems that I still have to go to bed early, otherwise the whole person will be groggy and not in a good state during the day.
As for the message that Li Tiantian sent just now, she just glanced at it and found out that it was the live broadcast of the exorcism, so she was not interested in continuing to watch it.
First of all, she has no interest in this kind of live broadcast.
Because she belonged to a staunch atheist before meeting her boss.
Otherwise, I wouldn't come to Baishipu to work.
She didn't dare to say it when she was working part-time at school.
I am afraid that my roommate will be scared.
Although I later met the boss and believed that there are gods and ghosts in this world.
For example, the boss.
But she was still not interested in this so-called exorcism.
In fact, she still has to be busy with work. The reward of 200 million before was sent to the company account and now there is 100 million. The boss asked her to take the 100 million to find a donation organization to donate.
As a result, she now discovered a very outrageous thing.
That is, she asked two Cross Society charities to donate in succession, but they both said that there was a problem with the system and they could not accept such a large amount of donations for the time being.
Even the staff over there even called in person. The key point is that the staff are not ordinary staff, they are all at the director level.
Basically the rhetoric is.
I'm really sorry, Ms. Xiaohan, our charity organization has been upgrading its system recently, and we can't accept such a large amount of donations for the time being. Here, I am very grateful to Mr. Zhang Lingtian for trusting us, and I hope you have a good time abroad.
Both are much the same.
It's rare.
But she checked on the Internet a few days ago, there were still tens of millions of donations.
Why is there no system failure?
But since the previous statement said that it would donate money, then the money must be donated.
At this time, she found a third charity organization, which belonged to Chunjiang City.
【'It's good to be alive' is opening a voice group, come and join...】
Suddenly, a group voice prompt appeared on Jiang Xiaohan's interface, and it was Li Tiantian who started the voice.
"Sister Xiaohan, you came in. If you don't come in, we will go to your room to find you. Do you know that this is not a simple exorcism live broadcast, this is a big event!!"
Li Tiantian said to her with a very excited tone!
She had already chatted with Su Wei just now, and Su Wei had already entered the live broadcast room.
"What big event? Is there a typhoon or a tsunami? The chicken in the foot pot is asking for safety?"
Jiang Xiaohan asked while dealing with the company's affairs.
Ever since the toilet exploded, the [-]th dan of karate was smashed to death, and the boss fell into the sea to feed the fish, she now feels that she has seen too much, and her heart is inexplicably calm.
Unless something big happens, such as a typhoon or a tsunami or something.
"It's not a tsunami, but it's similar to a tsunami. The frightened people are asking their national treasure-level onmyoji to prepare for exorcism, and this evil is our boss! You will regret it if you miss it!! "
Li Tiantian said excitedly in her voice, with a look on her face waiting to eat melons.
The main reason is that what happened to the karate man last time made her more interested in what will happen to this national treasure level onmyoji.
"Huh? Our boss was exorcised as a demon??"
Jiang Xiaohan was surprised when he heard these eyes, there is such a thing!
I have only seen Taoist priests exorcising ghosts and exorcising demons on TV before, but now they have come here to become evil ghosts?
What are you waiting for, the matter at hand is not in such a hurry, eating melon must be in place! !
Jiang Xiaohan immediately entered the live broadcast room.
"so many people?"
After entering, Jiang Xiaohan saw that it had more than 2000 million popularity, and more than 150 million people watched it online.
But in the footage, it seems that the ceremony hasn't started yet.
"It feels like it will take a while to start. How about we gather in one place and watch it while having breakfast. You can come to my place if you want, or I will go to your place."
Su Wei opened his mouth and asked the hotel to deliver breakfast, and we will watch the live broadcast and eat melon for breakfast together.
"I can do it, look at Tiantian."
It is early 08:30, and none of them have had breakfast yet, and this hotel has a breakfast delivery service.
After all, it is a luxury hotel, a copy of the white-robed seven-star sailboat, and the service is still very attentive.
So Jiang Xiaohan can eat anywhere, it depends on what Li Tiantian thinks.
"Sister Xiaohan, I think it's better to be alone than to be happy together, why don't you call the boss?"
Li Tiantian suddenly had an idea.
"Call the boss?"
Jiang Xiaohan froze for a moment, could it be that the other party wanted to invite the boss to watch the scene where he was exorcised by the foot pot chicken onmyoji?
"I wipe? This idea is okay!"
Su Wei likes it like crazy! !
He wanted to know what the boss's expression would be like when the time came.
"Hmm, the boss lives in a luxurious suite with a living room and a dining room, and don't you think it's interesting to watch him being exorcised by the foot pot chicken onmyoji? Maybe the two sides will fight!! "
Li Tiantian's eyes lit up! !
"Fighting skills??"
Su Wei's screen was full of question marks, although he also felt that the boss's reaction would be a bright spot.
But isn't this fight too exaggerated?
"Then let me try calling?"
Jiang Xiaohan also thought it was good.
The place where the boss is is also spacious enough.
And she was also very interested in the boss's expression after finding out that the other party exorcising evil was her.
It's just that he doesn't know if he got up or not.
After all, being a boss is not like being an employee. You have to be on time. Bosses are very casual, at least this boss is like this.
Sleeping late is also common.
"Mute—"
On the big soft bed, Zhang Lingtian was lying on the bed with the air conditioner blowing in big characters diagonally.
He slept late last night, so he turned on the mute to avoid disturbing him.
So the phone only lit up for a while, and it didn't affect his sleep.
"Hello, your call was not answered."
Tens of seconds later, a reminder sounded from Jiang Xiaohan's ear.
"Sister Xiaohan, is the boss still awake?"
Li Tiantian asked without answering the phone call.
"Uh-huh."
Jiang Xiaohan nodded.
"Then you come to my place."
Li Tiantian was inexplicably relieved, but luckily he didn't call before, otherwise he would have quarreled with the boss.
She is only a video editor in Baishipu, and a body restorer and a lighting photographer, but she is not like Xiaohan who can negotiate business and make reports, and become the boss's assistant.
So she really didn't dare to predict what would happen to the boss after being quarreled, and it would not be impossible to bill him if she went back.
"Then go to your room."
Jiang Xiaohan directly installed the computer.
【boss】
"Jiang Xiaohan: Boss, this live broadcast is about you being exorcised by an onmyoji. That's why you called. You can watch it when you wake up."
"Jiang Xiaohan: link."
"Jiang Xiaohan: The little girl wears a hat and eats red strawberries. GIF"
Jiang Xiaohan forwarded Li Tiantian's message to Zhang Lingtian, with a link attached.
Of course, don’t forget to post an emoji.
It was an emoji of a little girl wearing a pink hat that came with her clothes, munching on strawberries.
After all, emoticons can make the chat interface a little more relaxed and less serious.
After finishing all this, she carried the computer to Li Tiantian's room.
Not far, just opposite the door.
However, there are a lot of files in the computer. Although they can’t be lost here, it’s safer to keep them with you.
At this moment, the much-anticipated show begins!
Onmyoji sacrificial site.
"Now our country is being threatened by evil spirits, but please don't panic. It is our onmyoji's responsibility to eliminate evil spirits, suppress demons and demons, and today I, Seimei Tsuchimi, will go out personally to remove all obstacles that affect our national destiny."
Inside the picture is a round old man wearing a long white robe, a long crown like black boots, and a little white temples!
Looks like he's in his 60s.
"Tears!"
"My Dasakura Country is finally saved!"
"Unexpectedly, Mr. Tsuchimi Haruaki really made a move."
Tuyu.
The biggest yin and yang sect of foot pot chicken.
And Tuyu Seimei is the chief of the Yin-Yang sect today, and the only Onmyoji with a Tianzi name.
It can be said that it is one of the spiritual pillars of people who believe in Onmyoji.
For the opponent to make a move, the netizens of the foot pot chicken called the gods down one by one.
"That's right! It's unbelievable. You must know that Mr. Seimei Tsuchimi is the direct descendant of Abe Seimei's yin and yang power. If he can do this by himself, he will definitely die without a place to die!!"
"The King of Hades must die! The majesty of my Dasakura Kingdom is eternal!!"
"I really want to see the sharp-eyed Rabbit Spokesperson suddenly silent and black-faced on Monday morning!"
"Indeed! That guy can play tricks! He treats everyone in the world as idiots, and we will use our own methods to deal with him!"
With the support of this onmyoji, the netizens of the foot pot chicken had an orgasm again, and an unprecedented fire of hope was ignited in their hearts.
Slay Hades angrily, the rabbit will no longer be arrogant! !
"It's actually a purple belt."
Breakfast has been delivered.
The live broadcast is projected onto the TV screen.
Jiang Xiaohan frowned.
"Sister Xiaohan, do you still know the difference between the shoulder straps?"
Li Tiantian was a little unbelievable, anyway, she didn't understand at all.
All I know is that the fat onmyoji looks very imposing.
"It's not very clear, but in my impression, this should be the most advanced shoulder strap."
Onmyoji's white robes usually have other decorations on the shoulders.
Among them, if she remembered correctly, purple should be the most advanced.
Speaking of foot pot chicken, are you scared out of your wits?
Ordinary people of this level of Onmyoji are not invited!
After all, the status of the other party is placed in their country, which is basically equivalent to the level of Shaolin Temple presiding.
Ordinary people want to invite each other, how can they invite them?
[2. Onmyoji Mr. Seimei Tumi exorcises demons]
At this time, the ceremony had already begun, and related hot searches directly airborne to the second place, and almost the whole people boiled for a while.
Exorcism scene.
"After my spying, this Zhang Lingtian from the rabbit has a very deep way. Now I will use the special method of exorcising evil spirits of our Tuyu Yinyang Sect to exorcise evil spirits. Don't panic if what happens next. The disciples of the Yinyang Sect also You can study hard, I will only demonstrate once."
Seimei Tsuchimi is holding a feather fan of the god of Yin and Yang.
He said to the people present with an unhurried look.
Inexplicably gives people a feeling of inscrutability.
"Are you going to use a special exorcism method? This monster is really powerful!"
"The rabbit has sinister intentions, and let this monster harm the world, but I believe that Mr. Tsuchimi Seimei will definitely be backlashed by you!!"
"Dream の: I rewarded 6666 coins"
"AV Expert: 100000 coins rewarded"
"Ozawa is so-so: I rewarded 888888 coins"
……
The official account of Yin Yang Sect.
After hearing this, thousands of people gave rewards in just one second! !
As for the amount of rewards, it soared to an extremely terrifying figure!
"How can the Yin-Yang sect sit idly by when the country is in trouble, thank you very much for your rewards, at nine o'clock, Yaoyang is in the right place, next we will see Mr. Tsuchimi Seimei's official exorcism!!!"
Those were two onmyojis with black belts over their shoulders.
According to the onmyoji level of the foot pot chicken.
This belongs to the superlative below purple.
If you guessed right, these two should be the direct descendants of Seimei Tsuchimi.
"Yaoyang is upright, and the evil spirits are eliminated!!"
"+1000 coins"
"+10000 coins"
"+288888 coins"
"+8888888 coins"
……
However, after the other party said this, the netizens who watched the live broadcast felt that they were full of confidence.
Women and children, old and young, recharge crazily.
A tip with no money is equivalent to ten yuan in Rabbit National Currency.
Those who have money will reward more.
In just 1 minute, the official account of Tuyu Yinyang faction received a tip equivalent to 300 million rabbit currency.
You know it's only 1 minute.
"Well, Yifeng, if you don't understand anything about the exorcism process, you can explain it to everyone."
Tsuchimi Seimei said to the disciple.
"Uh-huh."
Yifeng's man nodded.
At this moment, Tsuchimi Seimei was pointing to the flame with his fingers, and the bowl was filled with alcohol, as if he was gesturing something on that black table.
At the same time, the channels of major live broadcast platforms have also been launched one after another.
Among them is the international version of Douyin, which is relatively popular recently. After all, in addition to showing their citizens, it is also necessary to intimidate the rabbits!
"Is this foot pot chicken okay? It turned out to be an old man, but why does this old man look so special?"
The international version was launched, and domestic netizens naturally joined it.
When seeing the other party's national treasure-level onmyoji, many people were a little confused.
But swearing is wrong.
The more educated netizen used the word 'characteristic'.
"Does it look like a fat fox at first glance? That's right. It is said that their onmyoji is in the image of a fox, so the more they look like a fox, the stronger they are. Of course, it's just a rumor, and it's not true."
But there are also more honest netizens.
"I want to know how this one will die next? In the past, as long as you dare to provoke him with your understanding of Hades, it is definitely impossible to just let it go! But there is no group of people with more open balconies here, so there must be a flash of lightning! "
Compared with the appearance of the other party.
Everyone wanted to know what would happen if he provoked Hades.
"Don't talk about it, it's really possible that a flash of lightning will directly kill this so-called onmyoji."
"Isn't that embarrassing, what a failure to boost morale."
"Thinking too much, you think Zhang Lingtian is the god of thunder."
"A group of rabbits who can only lust, the exorcism ceremony begins, and then you will know what the difference is!"
"Don't irritate the rabbits. They don't have a master passed down. After all, some things are broken by themselves. Hahaha, it's quite funny."
"Tch, what's the use of inheritance, can a fox beat Hades?"
"But are you the King of Hades? It's all fake!"
"I really hope that you can still be so confident when Lord Hades comes!"
"Come on, it's really a person who dares to open the altar and a person who dares to believe without thinking. What do you expect the other party to do?"
Through the spread of the war group in China, many people have entered the live broadcast room to watch the show.
And the international version of Douyin.
Netizens on both sides even started talking.
Everyone wanted to know what would happen to this onmyoji, and what Zhang Lingtian would say.
"Exorcism? I know the lesson from the past."
Brother Zhao naturally received the news early in the morning.
So I came in early to watch.
See the ceremony in progress.
The venue was so empty that there wasn't even a single brick. Brother Zhao smiled slightly.
It is estimated that the previous balcony collapsed cast shadows on them.
Speaking of which, tomorrow will be Monday, so if they are looking for self-confidence, they can just look for self-confidence, and he doesn't bother to care about it.
As long as the old man is fine.
But looking at it like this, the other party should not know, after all, there is no Ping An Shishi Shop among the viewers in the live broadcast room.
Brother Zhao searched.
It was found that there was no sign of Zhang Lingtian.
Nine past two.
Zhang Ling, who was sleeping, woke up in a daze.
Habitually took the phone, there was a missed call on it.
"Xiaohan?"
Zhang Lingtian showed a puzzled look, why did Xiaohan call here?
I agreed to leave a little later today.
Click on WeChat.
Exorcism?
Zhang Lingtian saw that both Jiang Xiaohan and Li Tiantian had sent him messages about exorcism, which made him a little confused.
"Jiang Xiaohan: Boss, they have also opened the international version of Douyin, just click the link to enter faster!!"
"Jiang Xiaohan: Douyin International Version Link"
"Jiang Xiaohan: The yellow cat is moving around with its fists clenched. GIF"
The latest news has just been sent.
A link and a cat emoticon package.
Blocked by a table, only one head is exposed, with round eyes, clenched fists, moving up and down, which is quite joyful.
I don't know where the other party got so many emoticons.
But what is this exorcism?When did you become a demon?
Still lying on the bed, Zhang Lingtian looked confused.
Then click on the live link.
"???"
When he entered, he was even more confused.
What kind of novel exorcism method is this?
Inside is a slightly fatter old man, holding a flaming feather fan in his hand, and his white robe is dancing twitchingly with the flame effect.
"What's going on here??"
"on fire??"
"Why does Seimei-san feel in pain? And he's screaming hysterically!"
in the live room.
There were also many doubts.
"Everyone, don't panic. This is the latest exorcism method of Mr. Tsuchimi Seimei. Nirvana is reborn, and the fortune of the country is prosperous! But this process must be a bit painful!"
Yifeng was also taken aback.
Mr. didn't say it was such a big deal before.
"Tears!!"
"I'm so moved!!"
"I don't have much money, but I have patriotism, so let's spend 200 million coins!!"
"I also donate my one-year salary! 180 million coins!!"
crazy! !
Burned! !
Tears! !
"I'm not as good as hell, who goes to hell! Mr. Seimei Tsuchimi! A national hero!!!!"
Yifeng said hysterically! !
The scene completely exploded! !
The national self-confidence of foot pot chicken has reached an unprecedented height! !
As if to despise everything! !
"Are you sure it's an exorcism?"
Li Tiantian looked at the crazy foot pot chicken water friend in the barrage and silently raised a question mark.
"This method of exorcising evil spirits is indeed quite unique. If you don't know it, you may think you are self-immolating."
Jiang Xiaohan also spoke silently.
"Yeah, if the boss wasn't inside, I almost thought a miracle had happened."
Li Tiantian spread her hands.
"Help... help!!!"
Everything happened between flashes of light and fire, and in the camera, the master of yin and yang was tumbling on the spot!
The veins in the neck of the whole person are tense!
Then the body began to twitch.
He clutched his chest tightly.
"Is this an exorcism? Is the demon possessed?"
Zhang Lingtian looked at the scene in front of him in a daze.
【Ding!A system scan is activated. 】
Suddenly there was a sound in Zhang Lingtian's mind. It turned out that the system started to scan automatically.
[Scan object: ID Tuyu Yinyang faction. 】
[Main character: Seimei Tsuchiya. 】
[Occupation: Onmyoji, chief of the Tuyu Yinyang sect. 】
[Bad information: Ordinary people, the so-called yin and yang arts are just some theories that have been handed down, and they don't have much magic power. 】
[Danger signal: 99% probability of danger occurring within three days. 】
[Danger positioning: During the exorcism process, accidentally knocked over alcohol and set yourself on fire. Emotional agitation causes cerebral hemorrhage. There is a high probability that you will die from cerebral hemorrhage and burn infection complications. 】
[Customer Attributes: Pseudo-accurate customers. 】
[System prompt: The system has automatically followed. 】
Suddenly at this moment, a voice came from Zhang Lingtian's mind.
A message appears.
"I wipe! This is already burned!!!"
Zhang Lingtian who was lying on the bed was shocked! !
Where is this exorcism?
The other party is setting himself on fire.
No wonder he felt that the other party's twitching appearance at the end looked so cool!
After all, there used to be a sorceress in front of the funeral shop.
He hurriedly opened the input box!
I plan to say something to let the other party save someone.
Otherwise, it would really burn to death.
"Brother Yifeng, did you hear your husband calling for help just now?"
"It seems a little bit."
"Hey, why is there another smell of burnt meat coming out?"
silence!
Everyone at the scene was silent! !
"Save people!!!"
In the next second, everyone reacted!
Onmyoji is really on fire! ! !
Studio.
"?"
"??"
"???"
"Master Seimei Tsuchimi is reborn from the ashes??"
The water friends who watched the live broadcast were stunned, and their spiritual support was completely collapsed! !
There was chaos on the live broadcast.
Putting out the fire.
Save people save people.
"Hahaha, brothers, I can't stop laughing, why did this exorcism burn me!"
"Is this foot pot chicken a joke sent by a monkey? What good is it to laugh me to death! Will you inherit my money! Hahaha~"
"I just told my friend that if this Yin-Yang master becomes an actor, he will definitely get full marks. After all, his expression is too good, but I didn't expect that he really burned himself! Today I can have fun all day!!"
On the international version of Douyin, a lot of netizens with feet in the pot are ready to come in to mock the netizens of Rabbit Country.
After all, they know that most of the netizens in Rabbit Country like to be in Douyin.
As a result, the netizens of the foot pot chicken were in a daze at this time.
As for the netizens from the Rabbit Kingdom, they just laughed out loud.
This is so fucking ridiculous!
【Ding!Douyin International Edition reminds you that Ping'an Baishipu, a popular anchor with tens of millions of fans, has entered the live broadcast room. 】
At this moment, a prompt appeared below the live broadcast room.
"Fuck! Lord Yama is here!!"
"Delay! Delay!!"
"Let me just say, why did it catch fire out of nowhere? It turned out that Lord Yan entered the live broadcast room and directly counterattacked. Why don't you people who are so stupid? Treat Hades as a demon to drive away, don't say it is What is Qingming, nine lives of your white fox patriarch are not enough!"
"Indeed, it's not of the same level at all, okay? The power of Hades is so terrifying! Crushing an onmyoji is as easy as crushing an ant! The people of the chicken country are full of chicken blood, their beliefs are over the top, and then they completely destroy their spiritual pillar?!"
"Do you still need to ask? It must be. I won't say anything. Today is another day of full faith. I really want to give a reward to Lord Yama, but the other party has closed the non-live broadcast reward channel."
Douyin International Edition.
Although only 10,000+ people watched.
Half of them are still chickens with feet in the pot.
But there is no shortage of bullet screens.
Still very active at this time.
And many people have woken up.
Just say strange.
Why did this well-behaved Yin-Yang master catch fire, and he didn't even know how to call for help. He just uttered two words of help before he fell into a coma. It turned out that the living Hades had entered the live broadcast room a long time ago.
It was due to Douyin's system delay, so it didn't show up.
The other party specially let netizens all over the world watch the funny scene of the onmyoji playing with fire and setting himself on fire.
"puff--"
The three of them who were eating breakfast in Li Tiantian's room really burst out laughing.
Two hours of charging, five minutes of standby, this is simply the fastest and most ridiculous ritual.
I was laughing myself to death.
In particular, the foot pot chicken also said that this is rebirth from Nirvana, and that the Daying Kingdom will usher in a new spring.
【work group】
"The boss is awesome!!!"
Li Tiantian sent a voice message directly.
The tone of the whole person is very excited!
"Su Wei: Top Player, Top Player.jpg"
Su Wei sent a panda emoticon package.
Holding his fist, he looked like a big brother, with a picture on it saying top players.
After all, he was really convinced this wave.
"Jiang Xiaohan: Boss, you're awake, we always thought you weren't awake! The netizen of the foot pot chicken just exploded! Laughing to death."
"Jiang Xiaohan: Shiba Inu touches ears. GIF"
Jiang Xiaohan always thought that the boss was still sleeping.
Unexpectedly, the other party had already entered the live broadcast room.
At this time, after she finished posting, she attached a picture of a Shiba Inu's head being touched and its ears smiling.
[Reminder: The live broadcast has been closed. 】
Soon the live broadcast was shut down in a panic.
"..."
On the bed, before Zhang Lingtian had time to send out his words, he saw the scene in chaos.
Soon the live broadcast was cut off.
He couldn't help sighing, this movement is quite fast.
However, after burning for such a long time, it is normal to have a little burnt smell.
But aren't the netizens a little too outrageous, isn't this a typical person sitting on the bed, and the pot comes from the sky?
What system delay, it was already on fire when he went in, it has nothing to do with him! !
If you want to say that the other party was not on fire when he went in, and then he was on fire as soon as he arrived, he would admit that it had something to do with him.
"Ah this..."
Brother Zhao is eating breakfast.
The inexplicable cramp at the corner of the mouth!
gone! !
Burn yourself alive? ?
It's outrageous!
Yes, write it down in a small notebook.
Another onmyoji happened.
Three days of work can be solved in one day, what a joy!
"Zhang Lingtian: The little girl wants to talk but stops expressing GIF"
in the group.
Zhang Lingtian replied with an emoji.
Because he no longer wants to follow this topic.
Foot pot chicken, this news quickly swept across the country explosively!
International Forum.
"The latest news, Onmyoji is now admitted to the intensive care unit."
"I don't understand, why is this rabbit tormenting us so much! Our chicken country is also a peace-loving country!"
"Impossible bosses, even Onmyoji have fallen, and now I have serious concerns about our national destiny."
"Have you heard? It is said that the rabbit is making a big move to merge us into one province."
"Yeah, I heard that too. It is said that we are required to pay tribute to them like before! Otherwise, we will be in bad luck forever!"
……
【Zhanyou core group】
"Brothers, let's go!!"
"Our goal is to win this public opinion war!!"
"I have entered various forums for foot pot chicken to create anxiety!!"
Naturally, there are also members of Zhanyou in the international forum.
Although they don't have the skills of Boss Zhang.
But creating anxiety to disrupt their society is okay!
After all, public opinion war!
Soon there were remarkable results.
【1. Seimei Tsuchimi was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment】
【2. The crisis of the country is coming】
【3. Ugly rabbit face】
【4. Rabbits are destroyers of world peace】
【5. Rabbit Monday press conference】
……
【18. What is the significance of the rabbit beating us? 】
[19. The eastern dragon wakes up, there is news that the rabbit intends to merge us into provinces or vassal states]
For a while, the Onmyoji incident was on the hot searches in their country, and directly occupied the top four.
And creating anxiety is also on the hot search.
Entered No.17 and Eighteen.
For a while, this can be said to be the most concerned thing for all the people in the chicken country.
Of course, what is more worth mentioning is Article [-], in which a cartoonist posted a picture of Brother Zhao.
In the picture, brother Zhao has a big brain, the table is full of walnuts, and even the drink he drinks is walnut juice.
Seems to be hinting.
Things have come to this point, let's see how you make it up on Monday! !
If you use non-human means to destroy other countries, you will definitely be condemned by the international community! !
At the moment, the country is also extremely boiling.
[Top ↑ New Struggle, New Cooperation, New Achievement]
【1. The green hills are green, the days are hot】
[2. Onmyoji exorcising evil spirits and igniting the upper body]
[3. Ordinary citizen Mr. Zhang Lingtian has been framed again, beware of evil forces]
This matter rushed to the second and third on the hot search list.
In the third article, all the water friends explained one after another.
"It's obviously because I'm old and my hands and feet are inconvenient. How can I blame Boss Zhang? Right!"
"Yes, Boss Zhang was wronged!"
……
As the protagonist of this incident, Zhang Lingtian and the others were playing happily in the foot pot chicken.
Unobstructed all the way.
Three in the afternoon.
The continuous ferment of this matter alarmed the boss of the foot pot chicken, Tian Da, who was holding a speech at the moment, and specifically talked about this matter.
"Everyone, don't worry, no matter what monsters or ghosts, we have the confidence to deal with them!"
The other party is giving chicken blood to the people in the foot pot chicken!
After all, everyone is panicked and full of sadness now.
"Boom—"
Suddenly at this moment, there was an explosion.
"Boss Tian, let's go!!"
The big boss is a little confused when he is giving a speech!
Smoke billowed from the scene.
The man in black immediately rushed towards him, after all, there are lessons learned from the past! !
Ever since, the chicken blood was not finished.
The fear value is full again! !
In the evening, in a secret meeting room.
"Boss, rabbit, you are too bullying!!"
The big boss of the foot pot chicken is on the phone with Master Xi.
He clenched his fists tightly and looked very annoyed.
If there is evidence that rabbits persecute them, they can gather other member states and send them to the United Nations for criticism in the eyes of more than 70 billion people around the world.
But the key point is that he can't find any evidence now, which makes him almost worried to death!
And the domestic public opinion is very explosive, and now the people of the whole country are shrouded in the haze of rabbits!
Some people even said that they want to go back to the era when they were vassalized by rabbits. The rabbits want to turn them into a province. If they don't compromise, they will continue to have bad luck! !
Of course, this kind of nature cannot happen.
But the reason why fools are fools is that they have no brains.
Especially in the Internet age, everyone has the opportunity to speak, and it is inevitable that there will be greater public opinion turmoil.
"Recently, the rabbit has been jumping around a bit."
Master Xi also has a little opinion on rabbits.
Especially when he heard that someone slandered him for having diarrhea.
The almost white eyebrows are going to stand up.
Can control the entire country, can't even control Xi?
Is he that kind of person!
Simply slander!
Nonsense!
"Then what should we do, boss?!"
Now they are infiltrating the public opinion, and the residents are in panic. The people must be given a shot in the arm, or they will be in trouble.
"Why don't we have an exercise, just to show off our muscles, and knock on this rabbit?"
Sect Master Xi thought for a while and replied.
……
updated.The reason for updating this point is mainly because I was not satisfied with the previous writing and I didn’t want to break the chapter. I wanted to finish writing this story and post it so that everyone would enjoy reading it. Well, after working overtime to this point, it finally came out.
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