I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 3 The words are spoken in the morning, but people are gone at night!
Then there's him off balance.

The soles of my feet slipped.

side of the body.

Hands want to struggle.

However only a little edge was caught.

There is no way to support the whole body.

So he fell from a 500-meter-high building in full view.

"Brother Yang!!!"

Xigou and the others were all dumbfounded.

rushed to the edge.

5 minutes later.

first floor.

"vomit--"

No one was hit.

But this scene caused a psychological shadow for many people.

The ground was bloody.

Xigou and the other three sat on the ground covering their faces and weeping bitterly.

"I told you not to go, you fucking stole my key! Look what happened now!!!"

A thin man gave the dog a sharp kick.

The scarlet face showed how angry the other party was.

He is the deputy captain of security.

Today his son wanted to ask him for the key to shoot a video here, what extreme sports, but he refused.

As a result, it never occurred to him that the other party actually stole his key.

He brought people to the top of the building.

Ten o'clock at night.

"A piece of news is broadcast below. An accidental fall occurred in the Ping An Financial Building, causing one person to die on the spot."

An announcement is made.

"Ping An Financial Building?"

Many netizens who watched the live broadcast today were stunned.

Could it be Brother Ji Yang?
"@阳哥"

"@阳哥! Are you still there? What happened to the Ping An Financial Building falling!!"

"@阳哥@精狗管理@胖常公司, what happened, why is no one talking???"

……

Extreme Yang's fan base.

Many people are in Aite.

"Brother Yang: Fans, I am a family member of Qian Yang. My brother accidentally fell from the Ping An Financial Building at [-] o'clock this evening. This account has been suspended."

Nine p.m.

After the fan base exploded, Qian Yang's account posted a message.

"Small Dog Management: Brother Yang is gone. /Candle/Candle."

Half a minute later, the management of Xigou also released a message.

Now the fan base exploded.

In fact, they also noticed the signs, because the screen suddenly went blank during the live broadcast today, and there was a wave of dizziness.

It's like the feeling of falling from a high altitude.

At first, I thought it was just that Brother Yang slipped his hand and didn't take out the selfie stick, and then fell down.

Who would have thought that Brother Yang himself would also fall down.

spring river.

Washed up after a busy day.

Zhang Lingtian lay on the bed.

Turn on Douyin.

"!!!"

Suddenly, in the next second, he straightened up with a carp.

"Did I log in to the wrong account??"

Zhang Lingtian glanced at his homepage, 12 followers, 19 likes.

"Ping An Shishi Shop, that's right!"

Zhang Lingtian glanced at his account name.

is your own account.

Besides, he only has this account.

"Come here for the name!"

"Big brother's eyes are really vicious!"

"Assistant Yan Wang has really hammered it!"

"The words are said in the morning, and the people are gone at night! Awesome!!"

"Morning; Little Brother Baishipu: You give me an accurate word, can I make this business?! Evening; Brother Jiyang: Brother, don't worry, I'm here right now?!"

……

Zhang Lingtian found that his private messages had also exploded.

Many of them were strange words, and some even wrote that they came here for fame.

"Dududu!!!"

Just when Zhang Lingtian was wondering.

The assistant called him.

"Hey, Boss, that anchor named Brother Jiyang fell off the building! But he is in Jiangbei City, what should I do if the order is a bit far away?"

The little assistant's tone was a little sad.

She vaguely remembered that the boss was soliciting business under this account called Brother Jiyang today.

But their business is mainly in Chunjiang City.

Jiangbei City is in the neighboring province, and it takes four hours by train.

some communication.

The little assistant relaxed.

They won't accept this order.

The 500-meter-high building fell, and the restoration of the body was troublesome enough, and the other party was still in another province.

To be honest, for some reason, he can only be in the same city at most.

That sentence was mainly due to the system.

Didn't really want to make it.

End the call with Assistant.

Zhang Lingtian knew the reason why so many fans were added to the account suddenly.

Accompanied by Internet fermentation.

The comment that he was pinned to the top today has already received 50 likes and 3 follow-up comments.

The current number of Jiyang Ge account fans has reached 15, and it is estimated that tomorrow it will reach 20, 30, or even 40.

But the person is gone, what's the use?

"What can you say, fear danger, respect life!"

News broadcast.

Some netizens commented.

"The dead rest in peace, but this is really not extreme sports, this is at best called a dead selfie!"

"Let's all go away, there are no extreme sports here, it's just one person killing himself."

Of course, many people are very annoyed by this ID.

I don't think it's an extreme sport at all.

It is clearly to die!

"A master is in the folk, but a miss is in the underworld!"

"Yan Wangye: Post more positive videos like this!"

"The person who runs the funeral shop is really wicked!"

"Vintage profession, just kidding, it's a pity that this blogger doesn't know how to stop, and even wants to use the other party to suck the flow and push him to the top!"

For a time, there was a lot of talk on the Internet.

[Will Qian Yang undertake the funeral mission? 】

At this moment, a reminder appeared in front of Zhang Lingtian.

And there is a yes or no option below.

"It's too far away."

Zhang Lingtian did not expect that the system would ask whether to accept the task.

What do you say.

The funeral business has its rules.

It is not suitable for him to pick up next door.

[Because the host has not accepted the task, the system has no rewards for now. 】

And a reward?

Zhang Lingtian frowned slightly.

He didn't expect that there would be a reward for accepting the task.

It seems that next time I have to pick up more or less ones to see what the reward is.

But I won't brush it tonight.

His routine is relatively standard.

Usually you have to go to bed at eleven o'clock.

Now it's time for him to rest.

Put down your phone.

sleep first.

As for the system, there is plenty of time tomorrow.

Take it easy.

In a blink of an eye, it was nine o'clock the next morning.

After a night of fermentation, Zhang Lingtian's account was completely popular.

Fans directly came to 15.

Of the five videos sent out, the highest one has reached 100 million views.

Five thousand comments.

All kinds.

Said he was Assistant to Hades.

Call him wicked!

Said that he has a vicious eye and so on.

After all, the comment about the [-]% discount on funeral one-stop under the account of Brother Jiyang who is cold is really scalp-numbing, especially when it was said in the morning and it was gone in the evening.

Are you saying it's scary or not?
Nine ten.

"Morning boss."

The little assistant came to work.

"It's pretty early today."

Zhang Lingtian had just finished breakfast and sat on a chair, intending to brush up his Douyin.

"Boss, do we have any plans for the future? Do you want to strike while the iron is hot and then shoot some videos and send them out?"

the little assistant asked.

"Don't worry, you can go outside and look at the shop."

Zhang Lingtian waved his hand.

He will try the system more first.

"Oh."

The little assistant went to the front to look at the store.

Zhang Lingtian made a cup of tea, and then began to brush Douyin again.

[Scan object: ID meow little sister MM. 】

[Danger signal: 109 sexy dances, 1% chance of death]

[Customer attributes: low-risk customers. 】

The first one is the long-legged sister.

Do house dance.

[Scan object: ID Outdoor Ahong. 】

[Danger signal: Survive 18 times in the wild, 10% chance of death]

[Customer attributes: potential customers. 】

The second is a blogger who survives in the wild.

The probability of death is actually 10%.

It has to be said that the risk is indeed high.

Next, Zhang Lingtian continued to watch the video.

It was found that almost everyone has a probability of death.

Just more or less.

[Scan object: ID Meizhao sisters. 】

[Danger signal: 56 times of taking pictures in dangerous areas, the next time the probability of death due to taking pictures is 80%]

[Customer attributes: high-risk customers. 】

[System prompt: The host can pay attention. 】

After watching the video for three hours in a blink of an eye, Zhang Lingtian's eyes stayed on a video account whose ID is Meizhao Sister.

on the edge of the cliff.

The setting sun is setting, and the afterglow is lingering.

They took a very beautiful photo.

And this video also has 1 likes and more than [-] comments.

80%?High-risk customers?

Zhang Lingtian held his chin.

He probably knew that the customer levels of the system were low-risk customers, potential customers, high-risk customers, and precise customers.

At present, it is only known that less than 10% are low-risk customers.

The remaining potential and high-risk specific probability values ​​have yet to be discovered.

[Ping An Shishipu has followed you. 】

Jiangnan City.

In front of the makeup mirror, two girls are putting on makeup.

struggle to this day.

They have gained 23 fans by taking photos and videos.

And brought goods to get a lot of income.

……

(End of this chapter)