I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 20 Brother Onion!Don't die! (Big chapter, please read and ask for tickets!)
Su Wei's face collapsed.

What he likes most is to listen to Shacong complain about the entertainment industry.

If the other party is cool, he feels that his happiness will disappear.

"Boss! You must calm down, don't you want to clarify that you are not the messenger of the underworld and the living king of Hades, but five of them have died in the past four days. If you want to use the accident as an excuse, you must take it easy!!"

Although Jiang Xiaohan is not a fan of tearing onions, she still wants to persuade the boss to calm down.

Five dead in four days!
Will add another tonight.

Wouldn't the clarification during the day be in vain?
Even though she didn't believe this clarification.

But it would be even more unbelievable if another one died.

After all, accidents are not so dense.

"No, what is the reason of accident? Also, I just watched a live broadcast normally, don't get excited, I promise you that nothing will happen to you, oh, by the way, didn't you just ask me to pay attention to you account, or I'll follow it directly for you to see, it's fine!"

Zhang Lingtian looked at all these excited faces.

That gesture was like a policeman trying to persuade a murderer to turn around.

Immediately, he opened his mouth with a sullen attitude.

He really watched a live broadcast!
It's a normal passing time.

That's it!

It's okay to tear the onion!
"Close, pay attention, oh no no no!"

Hearing that the boss wanted to pay attention to him, Su Wei was shocked instantly!
"No, no, boss, you don't need to pay attention to us if you are so busy!"

Li Tiantian, who was suffocating the national husband, quickly reacted!

pay attention to?

It was an accident that she believed it before.

So let the boss, a big blogger with millions of fans, pay attention to it, so that his face can be a little brighter.

But now, how does this look like an accident?

Feilong was alive and well in the evening.

Just died directly!
The most unbelievable thing is that the hospital is only 5 minutes away, which cannot be saved.

They are afraid that they are 100% cheated by the boss!
He is the messenger of the underworld hidden in the world.

"Yes, boss, didn't you say that you want to make the company bigger and stronger, and the most important thing is to put yourself into work right now, so I won't bother you to pay attention."

Jiang Xiaohan also smiled awkwardly.

Sure enough, I can't believe a single punctuation mark in the words of the boss!
I was almost sold and still counting the money for him.

Focus on five dead five in four days!
What kind of accident do you think this is?
"It's all right, I'll show you my attention, it's really all right, this fat dragon is also its own problem, it eats too much!"

Zhang Lingtian exited the live broadcast room.

Then I planned to pay attention to my little assistant to prove that nothing happened, and let them not be so flustered.

"Boss! No need!!"

Thousands of thoughts flashed through Jiang Xiaohan's mind!

Isn't the boss trying to kill people? !
The other two also gasped.

【One serving of glutinous rice cake】

Zhang Lingtian found Jiang Xiaohan's account, and followed him in the next second.

"what?"

Suddenly Zhang Lingtian had a puzzled look in his eyes, because he found that he failed to pay attention.

what's the situation?
【This page has expired...】

Click into Jiang Xiaohan's homepage.

Zhang Lingtian was dumbfounded.

"You canceled your account?"

He looked at his little assistant!
"Boss, our company is just in its infancy. In order to devote myself to work, I canceled my account!"

so close!

Fortunately, they had self-knowledge and canceled their account ahead of time!
Otherwise, the boss will really pay attention to him today.

Once paid attention to.

Nine out of ten things in the store will be used!

"Why did you both log out?"

Zhang Lingtian found out that Su Wei and Li Tiantian had also canceled their accounts.

"Brother Tian, ​​don't you know, this Douyin is getting more and more pornographic now, ten of the ten videos I watch are girls with long legs dancing, and there are bikinis and the like, God Ah, who can bear this! So in order to work hard and create a better future, this account must be canceled!!"

Su Wei also found a justified reason.

The main thing is that I am afraid of using the things in the store.

After all, the last one who didn't believe in evil was already dead.

And die a miserable death.

He must show his determination this wave.

Vow to live and die with the company!

"Boss! Me too! This Douyin is too late, I might as well improve myself with this time!"

Li Tiantian looked like I wanted to make progress.

"Forehead……"

Zhang Lingtian's head was full of black lines.

"By the way, boss, you didn't pay attention to Tear Onion just now, did you?"

Li Tiantian came over and asked.

"That's right, boss, Brother Onion, although he has a lot of good girlfriends, but he was also a very dedicated person before, but he was hurt by feelings and now he always falls in short-term relationships! It's not surprising. he!!"

Torn shallots are his source of happiness.

He really didn't want the other party gone.

"I didn't pay attention just now, tearing the onion will be fine, if you don't believe me, I will follow you!"

Zhang Lingtian swipe the interface and paid attention to Tie Cong.

"Ah!! Don't, my god!!!"

Su Wei rushed up to hug Zhang Lingtian quickly.

Tear onion live broadcast room.

[Reminder: Ping An Bai Shi Shop has withdrawn from the live broadcast room. 】

After Zhang Lingtian left, a red prompt appeared.

"call--"

"Brother Onion, you are safe."

"Amazing, it's the first time I saw the living Hades walk by himself!"

"As the saying goes, money can turn ghosts into millstones. Brother Cong, tell me honestly, did you give someone a supreme salute?"

"By the way, is it possible that something will happen to Brother Onion in this situation?"

Ping An Bai Shi Shop left voluntarily.

Many water friends were very shocked, after all, they had never encountered such a situation.

"Haha, everyone is cute today, but I still want to mention that our world is a materialistic world."

Torn onions learn philosophy.

He spoke very euphemistically at the moment.

The expression is also a little bit of a smile.

Because the water friends in the live broadcast room tonight really feel a little distracted.

For a while, he was the king of Hades, for a while he was the messenger of the underworld, and for a while he was asked to log off his account to save his life.

Didn't know what happened.

"Brother Onion, we were all staunch atheists before, but this man really has sorcery!"

"That's right, that fat man was still laughing at him for not being good enough, so he died at night, and he didn't live a day!"

"Zhang Lingtian, it's not a joke that anyone who gets noticed counts down to zero days."

"It seems that he didn't pay attention to Brother Onion just now. It's a good thing, it's a good thing."

"Not only didn't I pay attention, I didn't say that spell!"

In the live broadcast room, you talk to me.

Everyone is saying that Zhang Lingtian's evil sect is weird.

At the same time, I am grateful for the shredded onion.

Not being noticed.

Not to mention being killed by a spell.

"And spells? Hahaha!"

Tear Onion's expression was shocked with a bit of joking.

"Of course, the spell is the slogan."

"Is the slogan a spell? I feel like everyone is looking for me to make fun of me."

Tear onion laughed.

[Ping'an Baishipu enters the live broadcast room. 】

[Ping'an Baishipu paid attention to Tear Onion. 】

While chatting, the red prompt suddenly lit up again.

"Ah, he's back! He even clicked on the follower!!"

"Damn it! This King of Hades came back to claim his life after reading the Book of Life and Death, right?"

"It's over, it's over! Focus on it! Brother Cong, hurry up and apologize to him, you must have offended him just now!!"

"Why are you apologizing? Brother Onion, log off your account quickly, or it will be too late!!"

"Quickly cancel your account, Brother Onion! Don't die!!"

The live broadcast room of Tear Onion exploded directly, and everyone roared hysterically.

It's as if you can feel the crash through the screen.

"Everyone calm down, everyone calm down, our world is a materialistic world, all ghosts and gods are idealism does not exist, didn't you just say that you have to die if you focus on the focus, look, am I not good?"

All kinds of rocket carnivals flew around the screen.

All the voices told him to run away quickly.

Tear onion directly gave everyone a wave of popular science.

He also stood up and turned around, saying that he had no problem at all.

"Brother Onion, don't believe me, this person is really wicked, everyone he cares about is dead, you know that!"

"Yeah, Brother Onion, listen to our advice, it's really too late to cancel the account immediately!"

"I can't see Cong Ge complaining about the entertainment industry anymore, my happiness is gone"

"Silence, Brother Onion, go away. /Candle/Candle"

"pray/pray/pray"

One by one is persuading.

Some of them directly sent out the expressions of candles and clasped hands.

A moment of silence.

Because according to the calculation of a prophet before.

The sixth survived for less than an hour.

And Brother Onion is the sixth.

"Everyone, this is too exaggerated, there really are no such things in this world!"

Tear onion can't laugh or cry.

At this moment, a female assistant appeared on the live broadcast.

And put it next to Tie Cong's ear and didn't know what to say.

"So it's this. The assistant gave me a general idea just now, but I want to tell everyone that it's the 21st century and everyone still has to believe in science. There are no such things as ghosts in this world."

"These people who died before had a lot of self-inflicted deaths. For example, Brother Zhiyang went to the Ping An Financial Building to live broadcast, and he did some high-altitude stunts. Isn't it normal for accidents to happen?"

Tear Onion finally figured out what was going on.

The country has been promoting the eradication of feudal superstitions for so long, yet so many people still believe in them.

It can only be said that this work is really a long way to go.

After all, it has nothing to do with him at a glance.

For example, Meizhao sisters.

One of the women has no common sense at all!

Run to the tracks!
If you don't die, who will die?
Not to mention hiking Lily.

Driving a modified car alone on the Tianzang Line, my mind was really crippled by the marketing account.

And the rest are pretty much the same.

The one named Feilong didn't pay attention to the dark spots on his face during his lifetime.

It can only be said that these things are purely suicide.

And this Ping An Shishi Shop is also unlucky, and something happened just after paying attention.

restaurant.

"Boss! Unfollow! You can't die if you tear the onion! I'm willing to work hard in exchange for the life of the onion!!"

Li Tiantian made a promise with a coquettish and cute face.

Although the other party is a man she can't get.

But this is also one of her gods! !
"Brother Tian! Let Brother Onion go! Me, I will introduce my sister to you as your girlfriend!!"

Su Wei immediately took out his mobile phone and searched for WeChat.

"Okay, okay, cancel! Cancel!!"

Zhang Lingtian was not for Su Wei's sister.

The main reason is that I can't stand these two star chasing men and women.

Immediately unfollowed Tear Onion.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

"Yes, yes, Ah Wei, hurry up and push it! And the boss, we will work hard from today on! We will strive to become the company's elders as soon as possible!"

The torn onion was saved.

Su Wei and Li Tiantian breathed a sigh of relief.

"Farewell, farewell, you've almost eaten, go back to rest and go to work tomorrow, and I'll pay the bill."

Zhang Lingtian waved his hand.

Explanation is useless.

Facts speak louder than words.

Just let them watch, and nothing will happen if you tear the onion.

So they also believe that all this is an accident.

"Has the living king unfollowed?"

"what's the situation?!"

"Could it be that Lao Wang bribed the Living Hades with money?"

"Don't say it, it's really possible, I haven't seen the Living Hades unfollow him yet!"

Seeing Zhang Lingtian unfollowing in the live broadcast room on the other side, everyone was once again confused to the extreme.

"Tell me, each of these, is the nine-year obligation for nothing?"

After the broadcast, Tear Onion felt unbelievable.

"Brother Onion, but this person is indeed quite evil. It's no wonder everyone has trouble if he pays attention to anyone."

The female assistant said to her.

She went through all the incidents of Zhang Lingtian.

"Childish! Those people who engage in such a dangerous live broadcast and don't pay attention to rest will definitely have an accident. Thanks to Xiaoyun, you have read so many books. There is no such thing as ghosts in this world."

Tear Onion glanced at the female assistant angrily.

"Brother Onion is right."

The female assistant Xiaoyun nodded.

"Okay, Zihan and Xue'er have been waiting for a long time, let's go, I'll take them to a good place."

As he said that, he pressed the key of the sports car.

　00:49, increased the number of words, a total of 3500+, you guys can give some if you have a monthly pass~
　　
　
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