I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 172 Lucky Funeral Goods are Blooming in Full Bloom, Please Stop Pretending!

This thing is like being sheltered, full of luck bonuses, and you don't have to worry about being discovered even if you bring the goods.

At the same time, this incident even spread to Jiangjiang Country. After all, it happened in the Rabbit Country in the morning, and now it has been ten hours and it is seven o'clock in the evening.

For Jiangjiang Country, it was time for breakfast at dawn, and Nathan ran over early to report the situation to the understanding boss.

It was agreed before to go to Rabbit to find Boss Zhang for fortune-telling and give their boss advice.

However, due to some special reasons, he has not gone there for the time being, and he is still waiting and watching in Jiangjiang Country. After all, there is only one case that is not safe.

Now that the lucky funeral objects came out, he found that waiting and watching was incomparably correct. Next time he directly asked for an autograph, wouldn't that be a double guarantee.

"It seems that the rabbit has been hiding. I finally understand now, but this is more in line with their style of behavior."

After listening to what the assistant Nathan said, the boss was deep in thought.

Then the dark old eyes lit up.

"Understood? Boss, what do you know?"

After hearing what his boss said, Nathan showed a puzzled look.

"Maybe this rabbit really intends to support Zhang Lingtian as the village head of World Village."

The boss said slowly.

"Oh?"

Nathan frowned.

"Isn't there always some old sayings over there? You don't have to worry about things that have nothing to do with you. Time will tell everything when you slander. Come back and think about why Zhang Lingtian was so excited when we created a hot search for him back then. I almost lost it! Isn’t it clear because they want to do this! And I was exposed in advance! That’s why they targeted me?!”

Knowing the boss looked at his assistant for a while to analyze!
"boss!!!"

Nathan made three exclamation points, and then his wise little eyes looked suddenly enlightened!

"Don't praise me. After all, I'm not like some people who have loose bowels. I'm someone else's puppet. Putting everything I've experienced on that guy, the other party's grave is probably covered in grass! In this way, you can find a way to be one step ahead of others." Get a lucky funerary item while some people still have doubts, I believe that with the blessing of this lucky funeral item, the old man will definitely not be able to beat us!!"

Understand that the boss has given a difficult task to his assistant Nathan!
"it is good!!!"

Nathan tensed up to accept this task!
"Go! The time is ripe."

Understand the figure of the boss looking at the assistant.

On the other side, the foot pot chicken, Zhai Sheng, who is preparing to run for election after the Chinese New Year, is also paying attention to this lucky funeral item.

"Mr. Zhaisheng, why don't we also ask Mr. Zhang for some lucky funeral items. I guess as long as we get them, the success rate will increase a lot. I just don't know what the other party likes."

Zhai Sheng now has his own team.

One of the team members made a suggestion.

But he was a little apprehensive about the suggestion.

After all, since you want a lucky funeral object, you must pay the corresponding price, right?

So what exactly will it cost?The key is what the opposite likes!
"I don't know what Boss Zhang likes now. It's impossible to send him 100T of resources, right? I feel a little tired of this other party! But the power of the current boss should not be underestimated."

Zhai Sheng's expression was a bit sad, although he could still do it at 100T.

But he felt that Boss Zhang should not be interested in 50T after owning 100T. After all, seeing too many beautiful human bodies is boring.

At present, although he said that he participated in the election.

Many people also support him.

But compared with the traditional forces like Boss Tian, ​​he is still a lot worse, and I feel that he still needs a little support.

"Boss Zhaisheng, it is said that Boss Zhang is still single, and there is news that Boss Zhang himself seems to want to have a girlfriend. You said that if the other party's girlfriend is in our feet, then you are equivalent to getting it." Support from the other side? So my idea is, why can't we find Boss Zhang a girlfriend?"

Another member of Zhai Sheng's campaign team asked Zhai Sheng.

"what!"

Hearing this, Zhai Sheng straightened his slightly frowned brows.

"This is feasible! And even if the rabbit really wants to attack us, it will weigh it. After all, Boss Zhang is our son-in-law!"

Another team member said, these are friends in Zhaisheng's circle.

The images of the two are probably like Wolong and Fengchu in the richest man in tomato.

"Say daddy!"

Zhai Sheng's eyes are bright!

Confirmed!
Just do it! !
Of course, Zhang Lingtian, who was scratching the lottery at the lottery shop at this time, didn't know that Jiangjiang Country, Jiaopenji and other seemingly neutral countries had already started thinking about his so-called lucky funeral objects, and even wanted to find a girlfriend for him.

If he knew, he would definitely say something angrily.

Can't you fucking get around this hurdle? !

lottery shop.

"Young man, I have already said that it is useless for you to follow suit. This yellow paper must be signed."

Zhang Lingtian bought a lottery ticket worth 100 yuan.

A lottery ticket with a face value of 50 yuan, a lottery ticket with a face value of 20 yuan, two lottery tickets with a face value of 10 yuan, and two lottery tickets with a face value of 5 yuan.

As a result, none of the five lottery tickets have won the prize.

Who said that the funeral objects signed by him would bring luck, he really wanted to slap him!
"Actually, I have a signature here."

Zhang Lingtian didn't care anymore, and spread out the yellow paper he was holding tightly in his hand.

"Yo, it really says Zhang Lingtian!"

The boss took the yellow paper and looked a little surprised.

"Yes."

Zhang Lingtian continued to scratch.

The last one is fifty, and there are a total of 55 chances to win the lottery. It is impossible to get nothing!

After all, I didn't take this thing. I usually invest 20 yuan and can get 5 yuan.

"Oh, it's a pity. Normally, the probability of winning the lottery is still very high. At the worst, there can be ten yuan and 20 yuan. Young man, you must be sincere to Lord Yan. Your signature is just like the real ones on the Internet. There is a big difference between the people who are selected, and there is no way to get lucky if you pretend to be a snack, and you may even lose all your money."

The boss pointed to the signature yellow paper full of loopholes and said.

And tell Zhang Lingtian, be sincere!
"..."

Zhang Lingtian got up and didn't answer.

After all, how can this be answered?
Come on, I am Zhang Lingtian?
If that's the case, you may not know what it will be hyped for, so let's test it in a low-key manner.

Now that the test is over, it should be withdrawn as soon as possible.

"Young man, don't be discouraged. When you meet Lord Yan someday in your house, you can ask him to give you a real autograph. Then I can hang banners in my shop!"

The boss said to Zhang Lingtian, who contributed 100 yuan to the welfare lottery today but lost everything.

After all, if someone else wins the lottery, he can also get a part of the commission, right?

"Ha, look forward to that day."

Zhang Lingtian left after leaving a word.

The owner of the lottery shop didn't say anything, just smiled.

Although he didn't win the lottery, fortunately Yan Wangye Fukuzawa has recently sold all the lottery tickets up to the standard.

home.

Zhang Lingtian sat on the sofa.

Crushed the yellow paper and threw it directly into the trash can.

He also thought that this system had two-faced people. On the surface, he looked harmless to humans and animals, but in fact, he secretly gave himself magic attribute points to make his signature really have mana. What a waste of emotion in the end!
"Dududu-"

At this moment, Zhang Lingtian's phone rang.

"What happened to Xiaohan?"

It was Jiang Xiaohan who called.

"Boss, have you set the time for our next live broadcast?"

The other party asked about the live broadcast time.

"Didn't I tell you about the live broadcast time tomorrow afternoon?"

When Zhang Lingtian heard this, there was a puzzled look in his eyes.

At the meeting this evening, he also talked about the plan for Baishipu.

That is, if there is enough time, there will be a live broadcast tomorrow afternoon.

"This is the boss. Douyin arranged a live broadcast event for us, and we need an exact time to start the live broadcast."

It turned out that Douyin contacted Jiang Xiaohan to arrange a live broadcast event for them.

"I'm really not sure about the exact time, after all, I don't know if something will happen."

If you want to ask him for the exact time, he really can't tell.

"The Douyin event..."

Based on the information she has received so far, Douyin is very sincere.

"I can only make a decision two or three hours before the live broadcast. If the other side is willing to give us an event, then arrange it. If not, then there is no way."

Although Zhang Lingtian also wants to get the resources of the platform, if he agrees to live broadcast tomorrow afternoon, it will not be easy for him to deal with someone entering the funeral shop in the morning and asking them to hold a funeral

As a funeral store, it is definitely impossible to refuse.

So it can be two or three hours in advance at most.

If the other party is willing to give the activity, he will give it, and if he is not willing, forget it.

"Yeah, I know boss..."

Jiang Xiaohan nodded.

"Is there anything else to say?"

Zhang Lingtian asked with some doubts, because he always felt that Jiang Xiaohan on the other end of the phone was a little hesitant to speak.

"Boss, for this lucky funeral item, can you also give it to our employees as a year-end reward? In fact, not only me, but also Tiantian and Su Wei are very interested, and the colleagues in the branch are also full of passion."

Jiang Xiaohan asked his boss with a weak look.

The most talked about today is about this lucky funeral item.

And everyone also hoped to give feedback to the boss, that is, whether they can get the year-end reward of lucky funeral objects.

After all, there is a year-end meeting at the end of the year.

"Xiaohan, do you believe me?"

Zhang Lingtian took a deep breath and asked.

"Huh? I, I trust you, boss."

Suddenly being asked in such a meaningful tone by the boss, Jiang Xiaohan's expression was a little confused.

"That's good. In fact, there are no lucky funeral objects in this world. Really, those things are useless at all!!"

Zhang Lingtian said to Jiang Xiaohan with a very serious look at the moment.

Why is he so sure, you ask?What's more, it's not sure enough that my own personal test is invalid!

"..."

Jiang Xiaohan didn't know how to answer when he heard this, but felt countless ellipsis passing in front of him.

"You do not believe?"

Zhang Lingtian didn't hear the voice, and there was a doubt in his eyes.

"letter."

Jiang Xiaohan was decisive.

After chatting for a few words, the phone was quickly hung up.

"What's the matter, Miss Xiaohan?"

Li Tiantian asked very curiously, they are having dinner together tonight.

"The boss said there were no lucky funeral objects, it was an accident."

Jiang Xiaohan spread his hands.

"22 of the 21 lottery tickets won the prize. Does the boss call this an accident?"

Li Tiantian was shocked.

"Although it is outrageous, the tone of the boss seems to be true."

Although I didn't see the boss's expression through the phone, I could basically feel the general tone of the other party's voice, which was almost the same as the real thing.

"It can only be said that the boss's acting skills are improving day by day."

Li Tiantian is very sure of the boss's acting skills.

"Actually, Brother Tian also has difficulties. After all, there are some things that really cannot be said."

Su Wei was a little considerate of his boss.

"Sister Xiaohan, I feel like your phone is going to explode right now."

Li Tiantian asked curiously.

After all, everyone knows that Miss Xiaohan is the closest person to the boss.

If you want to get a lucky funeral item, you must find Miss Xiaohan.

"Now the phone number of the work account is turned off immediately after work. For WeChat, I regret that I didn't open a work WeChat at the beginning."

Jiang Xiaohan sighed, it was really a wave of ups and downs.

First pointing to the maze, now it is a lucky funeral object, what else is there in the future?Come on! !
"Sister Xiaohan, I feel that the boss will definitely appreciate you at the end of the year, and he might even reward you with a lucky funeral item."

Li Tiantian's eyes were full of envy.

At the beginning, why didn't I know to enter the funeral shop early.

"Come on."

Jiang Xiaohan glanced at Li Tiantian, she didn't dare to think about this lucky funeral object at all.

But I feel that if the boss really rewards lucky funeral objects, the company's atmosphere will definitely be unprecedentedly high.

"Sister Xiaohan, it is said that the boss wants to talk about a girlfriend, why don't you try harder?"

Li Tiantian moved her body to get closer to Jiang Xiaohan, and asked with a different posture.

This is the message she got in her heart, and it is absolutely true!
"Actually, Miss Xiaohan, I think the boss is really good. In terms of appearance, Ji Kunwu, who is under abnormal aesthetics, is completely unworthy of shoes. In terms of money, it is completely enough. As for character, I don't need to say anything about Miss Xiaohan. .”

Su Wei also looked at Jiang Xiaohan.

"No, you two are throwing a grand banquet to persuade you to marry? Su Wei, you were not like this before!"

Jiang Xiaohan looked at Su Wei, the other party was being led badly.

"No, Miss Xiaohan, you also know that I am not the kind of person who messes around like Li Tiantian. Leaving aside the so-called Hades attribute, I really think that the boss is indeed a diamond king. There is room for appreciation, and it may not be possible to make Baishipu the first funeral stock.”

Su Wei was analyzing seriously.

"But do you think you can get rid of the Hades attribute? Forget the old-fashioned Jian Sisi?"

Jiang Xiaohan asked back.

The boss was originally Hades.

Although it may be a bit limiting.

But this restriction will not change the fact that he is Lord Yama.

"Forehead……"

Su Wei couldn't answer.

Indeed, from a rational point of view, the last person who declared love to the boss is already two meters away. In order to avoid risks, there is really no need to fall in love with the boss.

After all, opportunities and dangers go hand in hand.

"Sister Xiaohan's boss has done so many positive things recently, maybe the other party has really changed, but you can actually get in touch with her."

Li Tiantian said to the mouth at this moment.

In her heart, she still hoped that sister Xiaohan could be with the boss.

"Go and go yourself."

Jiang Xiaohan spit out six words directly.

"I'm fat! The boss doesn't like it! People like you!"

Li Tiantian replied to Lai.

"Fat? Will being fat not lose weight?"

Jiang Xiaohan spread his hands.

"..."

A silence.

So this topic automatically ends.

"Lord Yan, I kowtow to you!!"

Nine p.m.

A video came out.

That is a man.

The other party held a shroud tightly in his hand, and his expression was very excited.

"?"

"what happened?"

"Why do you kowtow at the beginning? Can someone tell me what happened?"

"If you don't know, you can go to the eighth place in the hot search list, called the man forgotten by death!"

This is a recording video of Douyin.

A man has tears in his eyes.

Netizens were puzzled.

Of course, some people have spoken out.

Du Niang.

【5. The Man Forgotten by Death】

After clicking on it at the moment, there is a video.

[2. How do you view a man who narrowly escaped death in a three-vehicle collision. 】

almost.

This matter also rushed to the hot search list.

And came to the second place on the topic list.

In that video, there is a scene of three cars colliding, and this man is riding a small tram in the middle.

First, a white car overtook another vehicle, the engineering vehicle evaded, another vehicle pulling the pipe rolled over, and everything poured down.

Just when everyone thought the man was dead.

The man was actually protected by the triangular safety zone formed by the hash of several steel pipes.

As for the driver of the overtaking white car just hit the electric pole on the side of the road, and then the big electric pole hit the driver's cab, and at the same time smashed towards the man in the electric car in the smoke!

Even the rescuers couldn't believe that the man riding an electric bike in the smoke and dust would be fine in such a tragic car accident.

"I watched this video and my scalp felt numb. I never dreamed that I could still live. It's just life-threatening!"

"It is rumored that the other party will bring a shroud for the old man, and the shroud has the signature of Lord Yama."

"I just saw the video, and it is indeed the signature of the boss on the shroud. I have to say that this lucky funeral item is really awesome!!"

"I have a hunch that the next live broadcast of Yan Wangye will explode! Even people like me have to buy some funeral goods! After all, what if I win! This probability is much higher than the lottery!"

almost.

Everyone was chatting.

As for Zhang Lingtian, he checked Li Dazhuang's video after washing.

Not to mention, the opponent's third brother series is getting better and better.

"Jimmy Jimmy, which one—"

Exaggerated expressions, outrageous acting skills, and the very distinctive costumes, everyone said 0.5, 1, 1.5, 2 times, each of these multiples is a special fun.

"Hahaha, Huozhuzi killed me laughing!"

"Nice! If you continue to maintain this style, you will definitely become a god!"

"Da Zhuang, you have changed, you have become more and more alluring!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing so much at night, I said you are so talented! Thank you Lord Yama for letting me have fun watching!!"

Everyone is talking.

Zhang Lingtian went to bed after watching the latest video.

In fact, he naturally saw some people mentioning himself in the comment area.

But how to put it, it mainly depends on the other party.

Although you can see the development potential of some people's skills, you have to train and learn this potential yourself.

The other party was willing to study hard on his own, and was finally recognized. He really couldn't take credit for this.

The next morning.

[3. The largest lottery with 100 million bets in history will be drawn tonight]

【4. The man was struck by lightning and survived four times】

In addition to the upcoming lottery draw tonight, another very explosive news hit the hot searches early in the morning.

After clicking on it is a video.

night.

The man seems to have taken a courier from the courier station, and walked towards home while unpacking it!
Then suddenly a thunderbolt fell from the sky.

It slammed on the man's body abruptly, and the surrounding stones flew up.

Then the man struck by lightning just fell down for a few seconds and stood up again.

Before taking two steps, he was struck by lightning again.

But is this the end?
In the next 2 minutes, he was struck by lightning twice again.

Several large pits appeared on the ground!
Just like that spider web.

However, in the end he was still able to stagger to his feet and walk towards home.

"Yes, I got a lucky yellow paper from the boss. I didn't feel anything at the time. I just hummed and fell to the ground, then I struggled and continued to walk..."

In addition to the video, the second is a scene of a man lying on a hospital bed being interviewed.

At the same time, the other party also showed the yellow paper signed by Zhang Lingtian.

"Damn it, one of the three cars plus the steel pipe survived last night, and today someone was struck by lightning four times and survived! Boss Zhang yyds!!"

"Brother, you are also fierce. I am born timid and dare not go out. I have been worried since I was a child that if I was hacked to death, everyone would say that I did something bad. It became the talk of the neighbors after tea and dinner. How annoying! You are all thanks to Lord Yan, you have to burn a few sticks of incense for the other party without talking about it when you go back!"

"Indeed, if you are struck to death by lightning, the three aunts and six wives who are short in family life will definitely describe you as a bad person who has never been written in the history books and will not necessarily exist in the future!"

"Inner man, although I'm a bit disruptive, I really couldn't help laughing when he was hacked for the fourth time! What kind of hatred is this! Did you offend Lei Gong and Dian Mu? This is it!! "

Since the lucky funeral items were sent out, celebrities and Internet celebrities couldn't even enter the top [-] search lists unless there was a thunderstorm. The whole network is now discussing the lucky people who got the funeral items.

There are a total of six lucky people, and now three have appeared, and all three of them have seen the bonus of luck value visible to the naked eye!
As for Zhang Lingtian, as a man who is not out of touch with the Internet and currently has no funeral service to do, he is naturally also surfing.

It wasn't too early in the morning to pay attention to the person who was struck by lightning.

"Hi boss!"

At nine o'clock, Zhang Lingtian entered the Baishi shop.

Li Tiantian and the others greeted each other with a very enthusiastic look.

"Why don't you eat it, don't wait for me."

Zhang Lingtian was looking at his phone at the moment, then picked up the breakfast that Boss Hong had brought over and started eating.

The time has come to nine o'clock.

Wasted some time surfing today.

So come later by yourself.

There is no need to wait for him.

"Boss, everyone says wait until you come to eat."

Jiang Xiaohan originally said to let Tiantian and the others eat first, but in the end she said that she had to wait for the boss to come over, and she had nothing to do.

"It's not a formal occasion to have a meal, so you have to wait for everyone to eat? Hurry up and eat quickly."

Zhang Lingtian started first.

"Hey, boss, you are also paying attention to this Wunan fisherman!"

Li Tiantian suddenly saw that Zhang Lingtian was also watching a live broadcast of a person she knew well, and immediately asked with a different expression.

"Yeah, it's still a bit unbelievable that the courier has arrived in Wunan so quickly."

Zhang Lingtian nodded while eating breakfast.

He knew that this fisherman, Li Tiantian, would definitely not give up his attention, because this Wunan fisherman was the one who got the fourth lucky funeral gift.

The quota for lucky funeral objects is 1 urn, 2 shrouds, and 3 yellow papers.

At present, Shroud narrowly escaped death in a car accident last night, two words appeared on the yellow paper, one won the lottery, and the other survived being struck by lightning four times last night, and is now in the hospital.

To be honest, he wants to know what will happen to this fisherman. At present, he has personally tested that the so-called lucky funeral objects are fake.

After all, it is useless to draw a lottery ticket by yourself.

But after getting the funeral objects signed by myself, there are a lot of surprises, but three can actually be justified, after all, the base is large.

Just look at this fourth one.

If nothing happened in the fourth one, then this is basically a fantasies of netizens, and they have been led astray, so they should do a wave of self-criticism.

"Boss, why don't you directly cast it on our big screen, anyway, everyone is very interested in him."

Jiang Xiaohan's voice sounded.

Anyway, there is a large screen in the tea room, which can be cast from a mobile phone.

"Alright, just watch while eating."

Zhang Lingtian nodded, and then Li Tiantian operated the mobile phone to cast the screen.

At this moment, in the picture is a rather rough-looking man.

"I really didn't expect Boss Zhang and the others to send SF Express. The express delivery is really fast. I received it in just four days. I was even more surprised when I opened it, because I found a yellow paper signed by Boss Zhang himself. It is said that This piece of yellow paper can make people very lucky, so let's go see how lucky we are today, and see if we can catch a ten-kilogram fish!"

The man in front of the camera showed the signed yellow paper with a smile on his face.

"The fisherman really lives up to his name. What people think about when they get the lucky funeral goods is how to make money. Scratching the lottery ticket, you actually think about fishing!"

"Hahaha, fisherman, nothing is more important than fish."

"Actually, I also heard that this lucky funeral object can be used in real life, except for getting money."

"The onlookers are soaked in the atmosphere of the European Emperor."

"+1."

……

Some people who currently get the lucky funeral objects call it the Emperor of Europe.

Indeed, being able to get lucky funeral objects among so many people is indeed very powerful luck.

"Let's go. Today I chose a new wild fishing spot. I still need to prepare some ice-breaking tools in December."

The fisherman is now driving towards the wild fishing spot.

At this moment, almost the whole network is looking forward to what the fisherman can catch. It can't be a corpse, it's too outrageous.

　7000 words sent, ask for a monthly ticket, comrades! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)