I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 16 Advertising is a spell, if you say it, you will die! (Please vote! Please follow up!)

"I really pay attention!"

"Good guy! Jumping wildly through the screen with inexplicable eyelids."

"Just now, an old man predicted that the last death time took 30 seconds. This is estimated to be within 15 seconds. Let's start the countdown..."

"Front row! Melon seed fertilizer house water for sale!"

Studio.

After seeing two of the ID fat brothers being followed.

Zhang Lingtian's live broadcast instantly became lively.

"Um...not so evil, but in the spirit of humanitarianism, we still need to remind such anchors to pay attention to their bodies...no, it is to control their diet and not overeat, otherwise it will be bad for their health."

Zhang Lingtian just wanted to say pay attention to your body.

Thinking of the loss of a little cook just yesterday, this is exactly what he said.

Just to avoid suspicion, after all, what if the 20% probability really happened?
At this moment, Zhang Lingtian opened the comment section with the ID named Fat Brother Youliang.

And start typing the prompt you just said.

"Ping An Bai Shi Shop has paid attention?!"

"Damn it! Surprised the king of Hades!!"

"What's the situation! Fat brothers, why did you invite the funeral shop!"

"I'm really paying attention! What's the matter, I advise you two to delete your account and run away, this guy is evil!"

"I would like to declare in advance that he was called the assistant of Hades before, and he was called Huo Hades later, and he has already killed four times now!!"

Yet he enters the gaps in the comments.

Fat brother has two comment areas that have fallen.

Although Zhang Lingtian's influence is limited.

But Douyin is a platform.

There is still a high chance of encountering user crossover.

In short, the same fans, or people who both parties follow.

"What are you talking about?"

Feilong frowned with an elbow in his hand.

"What about the four kills of the King of Hades? Today's brother is a bit interesting, haha!"

Fei En held skewers in his hand.

At the same time, he laughed.

Yama?

There is no Hades in this world.

Also advise them to cancel their account!

Isn't this a joke.

"Don't eat so much, give me some."

Feilong snatched several skewers from Fei En's hand beside him.

"Ping An Beishi Shop: I suggest you two to control your diet. Overeating for a long time is not good for your health."

in the snatch.

Zhang Lingtian's comment was sent out.

"Hahaha, the things you grab are delicious!"

Feilong's face was full of satisfaction.

"Old Dragon, let me tell you why the comment section is so weird today, take a look, it turns out that our two brothers have attracted the attention of a nonsense!"

Fei En noticed Zhang Lingtian's comment.

"Bah! How unlucky!"

Feilong saw Zhang Lingtian's vest and the comment floating in front of the phone.

Suddenly spit on the ground.

"Hey, good words don't persuade the damn ghost, compassion doesn't save oneself, so let's do it for ourselves!"

"Poor, but this way of eating is really taking your life to entertain and make money, and you will really use money to buy your life later!"

"What's behind? According to the old man who is very accurate in language, these two have only 8 seconds of life left."

"There are 7 seconds left."

"6 seconds."

"5 seconds."

……

Fat Brother ID has two live broadcast rooms, and almost all of them are counting down the live broadcast at the moment.

"Xiaohan, do you think everyone is too exaggerated? You actually started counting down, saying that it was an accident before."

Whether it's his live broadcast room or the live broadcast room where this fat guy has two.

At this moment, everything is counting down.

They are getting more and more exaggerated.

"Huh? Yes, it is indeed a bit."

Jiang Xiaohan froze for a moment, then smiled awkwardly.

"3, 2..."

At the same time staring at the camera and thinking silently.

Is it sudden death?

Or stuck in the throat?

Or electrocution?

And Li Tiantian in the back has already started to make up for the death scene.

She felt that the possibility of suffocation from being stuck in the throat was the greatest.

Especially now that they are eating skewers.

It is also very easy to get stuck in the throat.

At that time, what kind of first aid method will not be able to save the other party.

After all, who can hold such a fat man?

"???"

However, although their behavior is very subtle.

But Zhang Lingtian still found that his employees had betrayed.

Even the little assistant was silently snapping fingers.

Said it was an accident.

How come no one believes it!

"What the hell? It means that we brothers will die within 15 seconds? Okay, then we'll just wait here and see if we die!"

Fat Dragon stopped eating.

Because he finds it funny to read these comments.

"What day is it today? It's very interesting."

Fei En also smiled.

"30 seconds, isn't Ping'an Baishipu talking about living the King of Hades? When will you come and take my life away!"

A few seconds passed quickly.

Came in half a minute.

Fat Dragon, who was broadcasting live, asked disdainfully.

"Hahaha, you're young."

Fei En laughed out loud.

"So you veterans are still inexperienced in the world. What kind of live Hades, that kind of character design created by people with ulterior motives, and then use these character design to make money? It's a pity that he got kicked out of the iron plate today!"

The fat dragon pointed at the camera.

A look that seems to have a sense of justice.

Although Zhang Lingtian has already killed four times.

But after all, it all happened within these three days.

The time is relatively short, and the scope of time influence is also limited.

So not everyone knows about Ping An Baishipu.

Such as Fat Dragon.

But they are playing live.

I understand the importance of building a character too well.

The other party is engaged in the funeral industry. If he creates a character set like a living hell king and then brings the goods, it is estimated that he can make a lot of money with his millions of fans!
"Shouldn't it be?"

"Why is it all right? Brother, didn't you say 15 seconds?"

"Yeah, it's weird. According to the previous rule, it should be cold in 15 seconds. Why doesn't it work?"

"Is it possible that this incident was really an accident? Although the accident of paying attention to four people in three days and killing four people is too outrageous, accidents are always outrageous!"

"Indeed, there are too many outrageous accidents in this world, and it cannot be said that the existence of the other party is denied just because they are outrageous."

Obviously something to be happy about.

But now the comment area is inexplicably filled with loss.

"I said it earlier, everyone should believe in science. There are so many weird things in this world."

Zhang Lingtian in front of the camera was smiling.

Finally got through.

"Yes, there are not so many weird things in this world. Please trust our boss, who is an honest person in the funeral industry."

Jiang Xiaohan, who cooperated, said very sincerely to the camera.

She was skeptical before.

But now the doubts have been dispelled.

Everyone is a person with two legs, two hands, and a head on his shoulders.

How could someone really be the messenger of the underworld, the assistant to the King of Hades, and the living King of Hades.

"Okay, that's the end of our live broadcast today. If you have any funeral needs, please call the 24-hour funeral consultation hotline, 508886**, and give all fans a 5% discount~"

The clarification is over, the task is completed, and Zhang Lingtian is ready to broadcast.

"Okay, bye anchor~"

"Anchor, my dog ​​died, can I have a funeral for him?"

Some water friends said goodbye to Zhang Lingtian.

Some water friends asked directly in the live broadcast room if they could hold a dog's funeral.

"Fuck! That's it!!"

"I remembered, the other party advertised in the previous comments, but now they don't advertise!!"

"Hiss, that must be a spell, right? The kind that kills as soon as you say it!"

However, there are still some netizens who seem to be belated.

I feel like I have discovered a shocking secret!
"Of course a dog's funeral can be held, and those netizens who say that advertising is a curse, you are a bit too much."

Zhang Lingtian answered the first question.

As a result, some netizens suspected that his ad was a spell!

Isn't this from the original score!
"Everyone is really a bit outrageous, this is just an ordinary slogan of our store."

Jiang Xiaohan also smiled.

How could a slogan in a store be a spell, right?

"Ordinary advertisement? Don't believe me!"

"Do not believe +1!"

"You are very cunning!"

"I think the anchor, do you want to verify it?"

"I think it's okay. If it's a mule or a horse, you'll know if it's out of the way!"

Coming soon.

But his slogan was framed as a spell.

Isn't this bullshit?

"Boss, would you like to comment?"

The little assistant Jiang Xiaohan asked, this is indeed the fastest way to dispel everyone's concerns.

Finally, out of desperation, Zhang Lingtian edited a comment.

"Ping'an Funeral Shop: I suggest you two to control your diet. Overeating for a long time is not good for your health. If you have funeral needs, please call the 24-hour funeral consultation hotline, 508886**, and you can enjoy a [-]% discount if you make an appointment in advance."

Comment sent.

"Bangdang-"

Suddenly the next second! !

Feilong's body hit the table heavily.

"???"

Zhang Lingtian was dumbfounded!
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"???"

All the netizens who watched the live broadcast were also dumbfounded.

……

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