I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 13 I'm a Funeral Worker, How Can It Be So Weird!
The title "Assistant Yan Wang" is no longer appropriate.

You have to be called the King of Hades!
"That old guy in front is a prophecy! He died in a second!"

"My suggestion is to kill the knife!"

"Do you think there are such things as ghosts and ghosts in this world? If there is no such thing as Ping An Shishishi, how can I explain it? I feel like my world view has collapsed."

"Before Ping An Shishi Shop came out, I was a staunch atheist, but he made me change my belief!"

……

Die while live!

Basically the same as the last trekking lily.

In addition, Zhang Lingtian was no longer the little transparent person who only had 1000 people following him.

Now he has more than 90 fans.

And these are not bought zombie fans, but real active users.

So it spread quickly.

And some netizens even dug out the brother who was prophesied by God before.

Said to kill the prophet.

Others expressed that their worldview had collapsed.

Isn't it said that after the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a master, and to break the feudal superstition and establish a scientific world?
Then why is he so outrageous!

D!
At this moment, the group chats across the country have also begun to become lively.

Yuhuangdi national riders group.

"Taohuachun is okay, technician No. 9 is good, you can try it."

"" Method?Let me tell you how to do this thing. The manager on the third floor of the pure world told the manager that it was introduced by the Supreme VIP of car No. 1928. You will know what a good technique is! "

"Brother, is this a code?"

"What kind of code, big brother, don't have those yellow things in your mind, brother, your heart is as pure as a glass!"

"Tut tut."

The Yuhuang Emperor Group is chatting about dry goods.

"Damn it! Brothers, the king of Hades has been killed four times!!"

"What the hell? Four kills!!"

"My mother! Four kills! Just the assistant Hades?"

"Scary!"

"Is this man a devil?"

"Evil sect! You are really evil sect!"

"Everyone on the list, take good care of the anchors you follow, don't suddenly disappear someday!"

Suddenly, everyone in the group was shocked.

Don't talk about dry goods.

The operation to save the female anchor began.

After all, the female anchor is showing her face.

I have rewarded so much money to be the number one on the list, and after the end, the person on the other side will be cold, so it will be leaking through the bamboo basket.

The group chats where young people such as e-sports, games, and cute girls gather are also very lively.

"Quadruple kill! Quadruple kill!!"

"This buddy is the king of Hades!"

"I suggest that when you pay attention to the living king, you'd better find a few trumpets to avoid being caught by the other party's attention."

"What a savior! If this living Hades thinks my screen name sounds good and clicks my attention, wouldn't it be straightforward?"

……

With the end of the four kills, a strange storm spread across the entire network and spread everywhere.

Of course, these are things to follow.

"Forehead……"

In the office at this time.

Looking at the comments all over the sky, Zhang Lingtian instantly felt that the tea he made was not fragrant.

88% mortality rate.

Just high risk customers.

He really reminded the other party to pay attention to their bodies.

After all, the dark circles under the eyes can be seen as the result of staying up too late.

In the end, who would have thought that he would die suddenly just after reminding him.

He himself was dumbfounded.

Living Hades or something, this is simply slandering him! !
"Wow!!"

"Mom! What's going on!!"

"Is Douyin having a convulsion?!"

"Boss, did you spend money on zombie fans?"

Five thirty in the evening.

Outside, Jiang Xiaohan and the other three are refreshing the data.

Because it was too slow before.

So they brush every three 10 minutes.

As a result, when it was refreshed at five o'clock, there were still 91 people.

Refresh at 100:[-], directly to [-] million! !
More than 10 people surged in [-] minutes!

Have you ever seen this speed!
They really haven't seen it.

Even Jiang Xiaohan, who had seen the world, rushed directly to Zhang Lingtian's office.

I wonder if the other party bought zombie fans.

After all, their voices were quite loud just now.

Maybe the boss heard it, and then brushed it up to 100 million in pursuit of perfection.

Of course, she can never say that the other party is out of face...

Otherwise, it would be too much for a backhand to pay attention to her.

Does the boss know about his account number?

"What the hell?"

Zhang Lingtian frowned.

Spend money on zombie fans?

He looks like someone who does this kind of self-deception?

"Sister Xiaohan! I know the reason!!!"

Li Tiantian rushed over suddenly, with a somewhat horrified expression.

"what happened?"

Jiang Xiaohan asked suspiciously.

It doesn't look like the boss is painting.

So what's going on here?

Could it be that Douyin has convulsions?

"Miss Xiaohan, come here."

Li Tiantian glanced at Zhang Lingtian, then gently waved to her.

"What's wrong? It's mysterious."

Jiang Xiaohan is an old employee.

Although she came to work part-time when she was in college, she has been working in this store after graduation.

Talking to the boss is not so restrained.

But Tiantian has never been a restrained person.

"It's another dead one!"

Li Tiantian picked up the phone.

Tracing the past, I found that my boss paid attention to a little cook from Sawadika.

As a result, I just paid attention and sent a sentence to pay attention to my body.

Then something outrageous happened.

The little cook died suddenly on the spot!

"Again, another one died!!!"

Jiang Xiaohan's pupils constricted!
But looking at Li Tiantian's expression, it didn't look like she was joking.

"Ok!"

She nodded emphatically.

"hiss--"

Jiang Xiaohan sucked in a breath of cold air.

"Boss! You are busy! I will close the door for you!!"

In the next second, he turned around mechanically, bowed and apologized, and then closed the door of Zhang Lingtian's office.

"..."

Zhang Lingtian's head was full of black lines.

He is not a devil.

As for being so flustered?
"Sister Xiaohan, it's evil! Haven't you realized that the boss is such a special person after you've been here for so long?!"

The three employees began to gossip.

"I don't know, the boss looks normal, who knows that there is a hidden Hades identity."

Jiang Xiaohan spread his hands.

He said he really didn't know about it.

"Sister Han, didn't you notice that the boss looks very young? It's just that the skin is very good!"

The gossip continues.

"It is true that the boss looks younger. Some people have gray hair at the age of 28, but the boss looks like he is in his early 20s, especially his skin is very good."

Speaking of this Jiang Xiaohan is a little envious.

None of her women have as good skin as her boss.

"Do you think the boss is that kind of ghost?"

Li Tiantian's mind was wide open.

"Ghost?"

Su Wei, Jiang Xiaohan and the two were surprised.

"That's right, it's the kind of girl who has lived for thousands of years without looking old, just to wait for her reincarnation."

Li Tiantian's brain opened up.

"???"

Su Wei is a normal person.

"Isn't this too fake? Have you watched too many TV shows recently?"

Although the boss is wicked.

Pay attention to who dies.

But Jiang Xiaohan still didn't believe such an exaggerated idea.

The typical bubble drama brushes more.

"No, I think it's really possible. Otherwise, the boss is so handsome and rich, so why doesn't he have a girlfriend? With his condition, the fish pond will be full for other people! Also, How do you explain the four deaths? It can’t be a coincidence!”

Li Tiantian continued.

And with a decent attitude.

"This... Brother Tian seems to be single, but your conjecture is too outrageous!"

Su Wei is a normal person.

He always felt outrageous.

"Indeed, I paid the bill at 28..."

"what--"

Jiang Xiaohan was thinking that it was unreasonable for the boss to be single at 28, but in the end, he didn't know if he was too obsessed.

There is no one standing next to me.

Turning his head, he was taken aback.

"What are you guys talking about? You're so engrossed."

Zhang Lingtian looked at each of them chattering, just like the village intelligence team.

"No, it's nothing! We're talking about Boss's fan breaking through one million, congratulations!!"

Li Tiantian is very clever.

Speak immediately.

She is afraid.

I'm afraid that the boss will be caught off guard and pay attention.

Maybe the things in the store will have to be arranged for her tomorrow.

"Yeah, boss, I really didn't mean to say that you were looking for zombie fans, mainly because of these accounts..."

Jiang Xiaohan turned on the phone.

Watch the watchlist.

1, 2, 3, ac, 3ea...

Either a number.

Either a combination of numbers and letters and so on.

Anyway, it looks very much like a zombie.

But when I entered the homepage, I found that the levels of each of them were quite high.

And very active.

She didn't even know why these people changed their names.

Isn't this harmful!

"Oh, it's okay, it's relatively free today and there's no one else, so let's get off work early, everyone, go back and pay attention..."

"Don't pay attention!!!"

"That's right, boss! We young people don't need to pay attention to our bodies!!"

"Yes, yes, pay attention to the fact that the four words "body" are not worthy of entering our lives! You should do more when you are young!!"

Zhang Lingtian hadn't finished speaking.

The three of them seemed to have touched some taboo, their bodies shook, and each of them roared like they were beating chicken blood!
Mainly because of fear.

The last one who was told by the boss to pay attention to his health died suddenly a second later.

What if they don't survive tonight!
Nor is it feudal superstition.

The main reason is that I would rather believe it than believe it!

"It's not about paying attention to your body. I'm telling you to go back and pay attention to rest. I'm going to shoot a video tomorrow morning and you all have tasks."

There has been a lot of gossip on the Internet recently.

What kind of assistant to the king of hell is living the king of hell, it is completely slandering and spreading rumors, okay!

He is an honest and diligent worker who does funeral work, how can it be so weird!
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(End of this chapter)