Beauty Comic Cultivation Record

"They don't look like crystal merchants!"

After Little Toad Diego found out the details about the Tang and Song Dynasties, he found an excuse to leave, returned to Abad, and told him everything he had learned.

Abad, the mechanical reformer, walked at the front of the escape team. After his transformation, his body weighed more than ten tons and walked on the soft sand, but there was no sign of sinking.

Obviously, his body has its own anti-gravity module.
Abad did two things. While walking in front and leading the way, he used a piece of furry animal skin dipped in grease to wipe and maintain his alloy sword, which was two palms wide and more than three meters long.

The solidified yellow animal oil wiped the blade over and over again, and the stained blade gradually glowed with an icy cold light.

Diego stared at the sword that Abad had carried behind his back with wide eyes. He had never seen Abad use this sword and always thought it was just a decoration.

Just like Abad told him several times when he was drunk that he was once a murderous interstellar pirate, Diego thought that Abad was talking nonsense when he was drunk.

Just like when he was drunk and kept bragging that he had the blood of the frog god.
It wasn't until he learned that Abad had a spaceship and that Abad dug up a lot of weapons buried under the bed in front of him that Diego believed that his friend was really an interstellar pirate. , the kind that kills people without batting an eyelid,
But what does his eyes really don't do when he kills someone?

"Are you saying they are lying to me?" When Diego heard Abad's words, he couldn't help but want to look back at Tang and Song.

Abad stretched out his hand and directly pressed his head, stopping his movements: "I have robbed many merchant ships, and those merchants did not look as relaxed as they did after losing their goods!

You can’t imagine how much most businessmen value their own money.
Some businessmen who risk their lives and wealth even dare to fight us in dilapidated cargo ships in order to protect their money and goods! "

"Based on my many years of robbery experience, they don't look like businessmen, and when faced with danger, they act too calmly, and they don't seem to pay attention to the coming danger at all!"

Although Abad's body modification module looks old and tattered, this set of prosthetics cost him most of his wealth accumulated over decades of plunder.
The shabby appearance was just a cover-up. Abad didn't even need to turn around just now to clearly see everyone's first reaction when facing danger.

To the uninitiated, the trio of Tang and Song Dynasties are just fledglings, but Abad has been roaming in space for decades. Although due to an accident, only one of the original parts of his body was left with his head.

But his experiential consciousness is still there,

Faced with Diego's alarm reminder, he could see clearly that the reason why these three people did not make any move was not because they were scared out of their wits!But he didn't take the danger seriously at all. On the contrary, when facing the coming danger, he clearly saw the eager expression on the face of the raccoon.
Decades of robbery experience told him that these three people were not easy to mess with!

"Then I will return the money to them and let them leave!" Diego believed in the judgment of Abad, his old friend. To be on the safe side, he decided to give up the business and drive away these three unstable factors!
"It's too late!" Abad shook his head: "No matter where they come from or what their purpose is, if you want to drive them away now, you have completely offended them. Escape is the most important thing now. Don't make trouble. Let's leave this planet first." Say it again!”

After fooling the little toad away, the little raccoon Rocket approached Tang Song
"Spar purchaser? Tang, didn't we come to this planet through your space magic? When did we have a spaceship?"

The little raccoon grinned and laughed at Tang Song for lying, completely unaware that Boss Tang's eyes had become dangerous.

The Rockets tell us with facts, never offend a narrow-minded person, especially if he is your boss.

The little raccoon jumping up and down was immediately hit by Tang and Song. A big bump immediately appeared on Rocket's forehead.

"The research progress of the Doomsday project is too slow. After returning to the Hive Laboratory, you have to speed up the progress!"

Tang Song didn't feel any guilt for bullying the children. Faced with the pained little raccoon, who was almost crying, he criticized with a serious face.

"Did I get beaten because of this? It seems that I have been fishing in the laboratory these past few months!" The little raccoon covered his head, with confusion in his eyes, and the confusion was mixed with reflection.

Even after Boss Tang poured a drop of ice-cold water onto his bulge to reduce the swelling, the cold and comfortable feeling even made the little raccoon look at Tang Song with a little more gratitude.

The little raccoon didn't notice at all. Groot looked at him and couldn't bear to look at him. He used a branch to block his eyes!
"I am Groot! (Wake up, he is PUA you)!"

A vine stretched out from under Groot's feet and quietly reached out towards the little raccoon, tugging at the corner of his clothes in an attempt to save his imprisoned brother. However, just as the vine raised its head, Groot came back to his senses. , suddenly found the devilish man looking at him with a smile.

Whoosh!
Groot retracted the vines he stretched out as quickly as possible.
"Are you from the Flora Colossus tribe among the tree people?"

In Groot's uneasiness, the smiling man had already arrived in front of Groot. In Groot's trembling eyes, Boss Tang cordially consoled Groot like a leader going to the countryside.

Groot's dark eyes held a clear sense of stupidity, "I am Groot! (I don't understand what you are saying?)"

"Recently, people below told me that they discovered a group of tree people on a planet. They seem to be members of the Flower God Colossus tribe, and they have a very docile personality. I wonder if they are the same race as yours?"

"I'm Groot?" (Really, where are they?) Groot looked at Tang Song eagerly. When he raised his head, he met Tang Song's eyes that were half-smiling but not smiling.

Groot's thick arms, made of dozens of vines, suddenly sprouted fresh buds and became tangled together.

Groot is longing for family members. He was born on Planet

However, he has always been out of tune with his fellow tribesmen and was once considered a freak.

Planet

However, they are full of violence: they like to occupy surrounding planets, oppress slaves, and use violence to fight violence...

They have been to many, many planets, under the banner of "empire", captured races to their own planet, and conducted experiments under the banner of "science".

Groot does not regard these same kind as his kin, he is lonely, and he has always wanted to find his true kin - the Flower God Colossus tribe!

"I am Groot? (But what about Rocket?)"

Groot looked at the little raccoon, one of his few friends, and was so confused that rows of small white flowers bloomed on his arms.

"Okay, you don't have to worry about being separated from this raccoon. The people on that planet are undergoing a civilizational jump, deforestation and industrial development!

The Flower God Colossus clan is not living comfortably either. I have already asked people to move the tree people clan to Svartalfheim!You will see them in a while! "

As Tang Song spoke, he watched with interest the changes in Groot's expression, from the joy of hearing that his fellow race existed, to the entanglement of leaving his companions, to the anger of hearing that his fellow race was being persecuted, and finally after hearing that his race was being persecuted. Joy and gratitude for salvation.

Simple words can control people's hearts. This is not a magic trick or black magic, but a practice in psychology and management. It also incorporates the experience of several practical PUA masters.

As for why the Tang and Song Dynasties knew this...

He specifically found a few senior executives with psychology and real management experience for this purpose, and also found a few playboys who had countless sexual attractions.

It took me two months to learn this knowledge.

Of course, Boss Tang did not learn these things to hunt for beauty (serious face), he did this to manage the increasingly large Tang Group.

Ryan: Huh? ? ? ! ! !
.........The sun is like fire, and the endless desert makes people feel desolate.

Especially among this group of people who are planning to abandon their homes and flee, the depressive atmosphere continues.

As soon as possible, Abad had quickened his pace, making the entire team's speed increase a lot.

However, the shadows of two shuttles soon appeared on the horizon behind them.

"Abad, what should we do now?"

Facing the two shuttles that were about to fly overhead, Diego was a little overwhelmed and looked at his friend next to him who claimed to have been an interstellar pirate for decades.

"Make way for them and let them go first!"

Abad raised his head and glanced at the shuttle flying towards this direction. Before, he would not even take a second look at this old model.

But on this planet that is almost abandoned by interstellar civilization, these shuttles are a dimensionality reduction attack.

Abad touched the abdominal cavity of his modified mechanical body, and the few remaining energy reserves made Abad give up his plan to get rid of these shuttles.

He took the lead in deflecting the direction and left the path opened by the camel beast caravan...

Abad took the team to the shade of a sand dune not far away and ordered everyone to rest where they were!

The refugees who had traveled most of the way all felt like they had been granted amnesty.

They were so tired that they didn't even notice that the ground was covered with sand that had been heated by the sun. They collapsed on the ground one by one, breathing heavily.

Diego took advantage of the opportunity to drink water and secretly observed the three customers who were attracted by him halfway.

Sure enough, after Abad reminded him, he finally realized something was wrong.

Unlike many refugees who were eager to take a rest and drink water, these three guys behaved too plainly, especially the guy named Tang, whose white clothes were so clean that they were not even stained with dust.

How is this possible? In this environment with yellow sand all over the sky, not to mention walking in the desert for a long time, even if you stand outside the house for a while and go back to shake your clothes, you can shake out three kilograms of yellow sand.

Di Ge used the cover of the water bag to secretly observe Tang Song's clean and new clothes. When he was surprised, a pair of black and white eyes suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Cough cough!"

Diego was shocked. As a frogman, he choked on the water he drank and coughed repeatedly!

A smile of successful mischief appeared on Tang Song's face
"Hahaha--"

The little toad and his interstellar pirate friend naturally couldn't hide their secret plans from him.

However, Boss Tang, a man who prides himself on having a big belly, will naturally not argue with these two people. Moreover, he has calculated that these two people have a fate with him, and he seems to have an opportunity that should fall on them.

This is also the reason why the Tang and Song Dynasties opened the space gate in front of this fleeing team and paid to join them halfway.

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A camel caravan was walking on a desert trade road. Above the caravan's head, two shuttle planes were hovering at low altitude, guarding the camel caravan full of goods.

"These poor devils are quite sensible!"

On a specially modified shuttle, Fat Toad Toad drank a large glass of ice water, and it took him a while to recover from the grief over the loss of property.

After hearing the news from the two reconnaissance shuttles ahead, and learning that the fleeing scavengers had given way to the road, Fat Toad said disdainfully.

"Do you see clearly, those poor people really don't have anything valuable?"

Fat Toad Toad is famous throughout the planet for his greed for money. If we describe it in terms of the earth, he is the kind of person who feels like he has lost money even if he doesn't pick it up when he goes out.
He, who was always stingy, had lost so much money this time, and now he wanted to scratch his head to make up for his losses.
"Sir, Barron said, these people together only have a few camel beasts, and there are quite a few of them."

After communicating with the two reconnaissance planes in front, the shuttle pilot turned to Fat Toad and said.

"What's wrong with the large number of people? No matter how many people there are, they can still withstand our energy cannon!" Fat Toad patted his big belly carelessly. Apparently he didn't take those poor people seriously. After hearing that the team had After several camel beasts, he couldn't help but twitch his index finger.

Although fly legs are small, they are still meat!
"Master, the energy cannon will consume our energy reserves. The little things those poor ghosts have on them may not be enough to repay the money. What if we attract those monsters hiding in the sand again?"

"Those poor devils are lucky, then I will show you kindness once!" I don't know whether he heard that one robbery is not enough to repay the money or he was afraid of those monsters in the sand. Fat Toad waved his hand: "Tell the camel team to speed up. Get to Frog God Mountain as soon as possible!"

"Yes! Sir!"

Under Abad's deliberate avoidance, the two teams passed by each other. After the camel team walked for almost 10 minutes, Abad led the team back to the business road.

"Boom!"

Just as two groups of people were hurriedly walking one behind the other, and the sun was getting dim, a loud roar suddenly resounded throughout the world, and a huge mushroom cloud suddenly rose in the distant sky.
Even though they were far away, the ground felt as if an earthquake had hit them. The earth trembled, and the people in the group of refugees fell to the ground unsteadily.

The frightened camel beast rushed directly into the sandstorm with his master in his arms.

"In that direction, is that black spaceship?"

The moment Diego heard the explosion, he leaned towards Abad very alertly. Abad, the mechanical transformation man, looked at the rising mushroom cloud with a solemn expression.

"The self-destruction program on that spaceship has been activated. It seems that those iron-blooded ones have encountered a difficult enemy!"

Abad, who was once active as an interstellar pirate, naturally knows the practices of the Iron-Blooded clan. When encountering a difficult opponent, self-destruction is their last resort and also their glory.

And when the existence of these iron-blooded self-destructing spaceships is forced, it is obviously not something they can provoke.

A few minutes ago, near the crash-landed spaceship of Shadow Storm, under the command of M.O.D.O.K., a large number of mutated creatures surrounded the spacecraft.

As a sea cockroach-like monster tore open the hull of the spacecraft and was the first to pounce into the spacecraft, the triggered self-destruction system in the spacecraft was directly reset to zero. The energy system in the spacecraft directly converted the energy supply mode into self-destruction energy, and the entire spacecraft instantly It turned into a super bomb comparable to tens of millions of tons of nuclear warheads. The energy wave of the explosion swept hundreds of kilometers in an instant, and the energy flames instantly swallowed thousands of mutated creatures.

Even M.O.D.O.K., who was hundreds of kilometers above the ground, was thrown away by this energy wave. If he hadn't been wearing that set of golden armor, the aftermath of the energy explosion alone would have caused him to bleed from all his orifices! (End of chapter)