Warhammer: I don't want to be a stinky can! ! !

Chapter 645 93. Slaanesh decided to make a fortune
"Hey - tell me, when can we retire?"

Mortarion, who was walking in the fields, rolled his eyes silently. He felt sincerely speechless at this sentence.

【…】

Seeing his silence, Hades, who was in a rather happy mood, didn't take it seriously. He pulled out a grass stem on the edge of the field and started playing with it.

When Barbarus's little wind blew, Hades felt so happy in his heart.

He had just finished a somewhat embarrassing meeting in the Forge World - a high-level sage performed a 100-meter obstacle course in front of him, just to shake his hand.

Hades deeply understood the emperor's mentality, and he realized why the emperor did not click on the popularity level - once this value is not negative, someone will rush up and try to chase stars offline.

Although there are advantages to this, Hades barely had to speak, and the sages enthusiastically obeyed——

But Hades is not the emperor. When signing the contract, Hades still left some profit areas that would allow the executive agency to operate smoothly.

But now...

They walked to a sculpture of Hades. Hades casually took off the bag of grain. He grabbed a handful and reached out to indicate to Mortarion if he wanted it. The original body refused this stupid behavior, so Hades Dis continued to eat.

He squinted his eyes and looked into the distance. Beyond the boundless rice fields, at the junction of large fields and woods, there were figures standing in twos and threes.

"Hey, moth, you're scaring people away."

Hades said naturally, chewing the food in his mouth,

[…First of all, I don’t call… that word. 】

Motali paused, seeming to think of a word with higher attack power.
[Secondly,] the Primarch said strangely, [Do you realize that you also had some credit for scaring people away? 】

Hades' chewing movements were stuck.

Then continue chewing.

"Hmm... maybe a little."

He said that after all, he was now a super big guy with a half-mechanical face. In addition, in order to drive away the oil guys, he had to put on a scary expression for a long time... Hades's affinity was also declining rapidly.

Hades was a little frustrated that he couldn't chat with the Barbarians.

He looked around for a week. The Emperor was above, and the God of Death had almost built Barbarus into a perfect planet, as well as Barbarus's star ring, the Mint Forge Satellite, the Storm Star Field...

Hades sighed in his heart.

If Barbarus looked like this back then...

I am happy here and don’t miss horses!

Ahem, no, it should be a tribute to the people who built this place.

"Where's Karas?"

Hades asked,
【conscription. 】

Mortarion said, [He has been in a bad temper lately - so he went to train new recruits. 】

Hades gasped, Karas? Or is it because of a bad temper? Training new recruits?

He began to worry about the new recruits, but after all, Karas had been doing this job for ten thousand years - so nothing should happen.

Hades could only pray silently for these unlucky recruits.

"… Then I wish him good luck in his work."

Hades looked at the crowd in the distance again. Alas, the one who used the telescope to observe him and the original body went too far.

Hades glanced at Mortarion again, and it was rare for him to have precious free time - they were going to fight the Void Dragon next, and before that, Hades and Mortarion were like two people without serious jobs. Streetwalkers roamed the fields on Barbarus.

Hades was naturally willing to spend more time on Barbarus, but he did not want to disturb the normal residents' schedule, so he did not choose a town, but chose to wander in sparsely populated fields.

The Primarch had little to say; in fact, Mortarion maintained a necessary silence on everything except when the matter was so foolish that he had to speak.

Pieces of rice fields stretched flatly to the end of the sight, and the sun gave off magnificent rays of light, shining on Hades's face.

"Sit down for a while?"

The original body didn't speak, nodded, and they found a place with a good view and a stone to sit down.

Hades admired the scenery for a while - he felt a little out of tune - everything was too idle! Hades, who had just crawled out of the Document Hell, suddenly felt an ominous premonition.

But he couldn't tell what it was, maybe because he hadn't approved the official document for six hours and seventeen minutes. Just as Hades was about to touch the command board, Hades used his strong self-will to restrain himself. instinct.

The two of them were bored for a while. Hades rubbed the soil with his feet from time to time, or pulled out one or two grasses with his hands and tied a few knots.

Just before Hades was about to wipe out the surrounding weeds, Mortarion spoke.

[…Call Trazin. 】

When the original body said this, he took off his hood and looked in the direction of the wind with hazy eyes.

"Will you call Trazin to kill the dragon later?"

Hades asked and the Primarch nodded.

[I did work together with Angron to subdue the dragon...but you...]

Mortarion glanced at Hades. He felt something was wrong. The order of the numerology numbers became disordered, but he didn't know what was wrong.

Maybe it has something to do with the next battle with the Void Dragon. The last battle with the dragon was the same... the original body thought.

[You need Trazin. 】

Mortarion said, [I am not as arrogant as the Lord of Mankind. It is best to call another expert over. 】

Hades thought for a while, and since the original body agreed,
"Okay, it will probably be happy to come and help."

Hades paused, straightened up,
"How did you fight?"

[Just fight like that,] Mortarion shrugged, [Actually, I was overthinking it at the time... That fragment of the Star God... I only have a few instincts left, and there are very few attack methods - plus I With Angron's help at the time. 】

Angron...Hades thought that Angron had defeated the Star God Shard Nightbringer with him, and later defeated the Void Dragon Shard with Mortarion, so he was considered an expert.

I just don’t know how Angron is doing now.

Hades is not worried about the upcoming battle. Both he and Mortarion are powerful enough.

Hit it and it's over.

Not to mention Trazin.

The only question now is that after defeating the Void Dragon, did Hades try to swallow it? Or is it made into a pendant like the Burner? You can't beat up the Void Dragon for no reason.

[You,] Mortarion looked at Hades and said in a dull voice, [You can try to practice with the Void Dragon... That alien said that you are not familiar with the abilities of the Star God? 】

Hades smiled awkwardly,

"A little bit, but not much-"

He received a message in his communication channel,
Hades glanced hastily, oh, Belisarius applied to leave the Terra Star Territory... The reason for the application was to find one of his mortal enemies, the old Chinese medicine doctor Fabius.

No need to think, just approve.

Hades knew that the reason for the application was 100% a lie, and Belisarius went to respond to the man with the highest priority in his program.

As for the old Chinese medicine doctor, Hades blinked. Since his return, those guys who joined Chaos have been quieter than the last.

Hades also ordered a special army to hunt down these chaos gadgets, but progress is still slow.

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【What do you feel? 】

A pure humanoid fighting machine stands beneath the Golden Throne, an aesthetic of pure violence, written by a self-involved Kirkland.

But the sage may not know whose personality code is running in the simulated personality of the Nirvana system that he copied.

+...+
The Lord of Humanity's eyes flashed with golden light, and he realized that in the Sea of ​​Chaos, the movements of the Chaos were a little too big. The craziest one in the chaos is starting to move again - no - no - he has gone too far...

No...it wouldn't have been this serious - but - but - Malcador...

On Malcador's side... the aura of chaos is unstable!

What is He going to do?
What are they going to do?
The Lord of Humanity wanted to withdraw, but a bird whistle stopped him in the Sea of ​​Chaos.

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Mortarion slowly closed the communication from the Master of Mankind.

He has received a warning of danger, but danger will come at any time. The Lord of Mankind cannot tell the truth, and it is in vain to pay attention.

The original body stood slanted in front of the Miint cave, beside him were Hades and Trazin who were eager to try.

【Let's go... I'll lead the way. 】

Said the Primarch.

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Forcing Hades to send troops...

Malcador, who was sitting on the gold and blood, closed his eyes and pondered, could the Eldar's counterattack force out that coward? How can he add fuel to the fire?

He needs Hades to take the initiative to attack... Even if he is not as bold as the Lord of Mankind, if he is like Mortarion... it is enough.

Thinking of this, Malcador was a little scornful and angry. Hades was pursuing a completely non-existent method of war, which was to use cannons to wash away the ants. Once the complete advantage no longer existed, Pluto immediately became cautious. stand up.

Unless there are enough benefits, Pluto will not be willing to take the initiative before the situation of the war is unclear.

Difficult guy.

Malcador tapped the armrest under his seat, thinking—thinking arrogantly enough.

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play.

Happy.

He couldn't help it.

The red tongue licked the fine fangs, and it was time to give them some stimulation. He had been lying on this bed of pleasure for too long - so long that they looked down on Him, ignored Him, and stole Him complacently and as if no one was there. authority.

...Only his Pluto will occasionally think of him. From time to time, the Prince of Darkness feels that little bit of powerlessness, coming from Pluto's thoughts... Of course he knows that Pluto will remember him and will always remember him.

He chuckled.

It's time to teach them a lesson - so that they realize their arrogance and mistakes.

Of course He can do this, He does whatever he wants, He is free, come on, come on, He is already unhappy with the [Fifth Person].

But only now... can He teach Him a lesson with a sword.

His ancient colleagues certainly knew how.

And all He has to do is obey his heart and show his desires.

He only plays big.

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【Toughness】

Morag, the current chapter leader of the Death Guard, was sorting out documents when there was a knock on the office door. It was the son of Hades guard who came to change his shift - the one responsible for guarding Elsa.

"Please come in."

Morag was a little surprised to see Black the Black walk in. As the leader of the Death Guard, Morag certainly knew about the emerging celebrity in the Black Legion.

"you?"

Morag quickly dug out the list from the pile of documents.
"Sergeant Black - why did you -"

"I applied myself."

"This is closer to Hades," Black said.

This is the truth. Hades left the Mingzi Chapter in the previous star field to be responsible for building renovations. Hades sneaked back to the Barbarus star field in the name of being invited by the original body.

He didn't even take Blake with him, but ran away on his own - almost impatiently.

So Blake himself followed.

And because it had been immersed in the Nurgle Domain for long enough - there were still many wonderful things under the deck of the Endurance, so the ship was not allowed to enter the depths of the Barbarus system, but was parked at the very bottom of the system. outside.

Black's truth made Morag pause. The legion leader sighed in his heart and waved his hand.

"Okay," he handed Black the access key, "Go ahead."

Blake nodded and turned to leave.

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"crazy,"

"Crazy, crazy, really crazy."

Fabius Bayer gave a twisted grin, and the medical instrument behind him made a clicking sound. He thought of Abaddon, the poor guy played by Chaos.

In the end, he couldn't escape this fate.

"You don't have to go," the guy next to him muttered. This guy was completely sluggish from the pills and liquids, and his mouth was drooling. "The great being didn't order you, right?"

Bayer smiled and said,

"Although - I have a little power and freedom - but if I refuse - I think I'd better not refuse, idiot!"

Fabius roared,
"Have you forgotten when was the last time He gave an order? That was all thousands of years ago - and that time did severely damage the empire. He rarely gives orders because they are unnecessary!"

And now... Fabius stared at the screen in front of him in pain. Countless battle groups who had converted to Slaanesh were leaping out of the subspace branch in a steady stream. An idea from the Lord of Joy, these guys who are high and high. I couldn't think of anything else. I could only bring all my things with me immediately and rush over to have fun.

Too sudden, too sudden, Fabius thought, what on earth aroused the interest of the Lord of Joy?
Even Pluto - Pluto has returned a long time ago, why did he choose this time?
Fabius couldn't figure it out clearly, and he didn't want to delve into it, but Slaanesh had promised him the fruits of this victory - if he succeeded and completed this vote, Slaanesh would allow him to lead him to find the real genetic technology, and ...Give him a trace of the remnant soul of the Primarch.

When his thoughts touched the original body, Bayer felt that his heartbeat stopped for a moment.

He had always thought that the original body had completely dissipated - but no - Slaanesh still retained the last soul of the original body, and he... he could use genes to reshape the body of the original body.

The perfect king...

Fabius was silent for a moment. The sirens and the groans of his colleagues brought him back to reality, but the grim reality was that he had to complete this big one first.

But... this is not good.

The smile on Bayer's lips froze. Even Abaddon was not stupid enough to challenge the Death Guard head-on.

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"so!"

Hades shouted, sitting up from the cold ground,
"Why - why is this again?! The void dragon can also create illusions?!"

He returned to the scene where he first met the void dragon - instead of actually standing in the maze.

"Death——! Trazin——! Where are you?!"

cried Hades, standing up;

"And -" he opened his hand, "Void Dragon - where are you?!"

(End of this chapter)