When I was in Qin Dynasty, I lost contact with the wave

Chapter 14 Your wife and I raise him! (Please follow up!)
"What did you say?"

Liu Yi shook his head, he was a little drunk, his head was groggy, just now he heard Zhang Ji vaguely saying "help" or "teach".

"I said, I have a way to make my sister-in-law obediently listen to my brother from now on."

Liu Yi waved his hand, just thinking he was bragging.

"You...you don't understand, sister-in-law, she is so hard-hearted." Liu Yi took another sip of wine, tears streaming down again, "But even if it's a stone, it should warm up in your arms, right? ?”

Zhang Ji shook his head secretly, Liu Yi's appearance did not look a bit like Zuo Sima, he licked the dog like a living dog.

No wonder this guy died so badly.

"Brother, you are just too kind to my wife!" Zhang Ji grabbed Liu Yi's wine bottle and said with a "sincere" face, "Women can't be too kind to her, otherwise they will rely on your favor , make progress little by little, and take your favor as an obligation."

Liu Yi was taken aback for a moment, but his slightly drunk head became sober after hearing Zhang Ji's words.

It seems that when she brought her back to the mansion when her family was ruined, she seemed to be grateful to him. "Brother Liu" is longer than "Brother Liu". Gradually cool down.

Could it be that this machine is really good at the art of courting women?
"Brother, what should I do?"

"If you want me to tell you, beating her up is the fastest way! Let her know that brother loves her and dotes on her, but she must know how to measure it, and don't push it too far!"

Of course, Zhang Ji doesn't have any skills in courting women. What experience in love do you expect a virgin who has been single for two lifetimes to have?
His only experience is that dozens of male villagers in Niu Shou Village weaved into a short story about the heroine being a startled salamander, but he has never eaten pork, and has he not seen a pig run away?
How many emotional masters in later generations who teach people to fall in love have been in love?
However, Liu Yi's complexion collapsed following Zhang Ji's idea.

"Hey, brother, you don't know." Liu Yi frowned, "My wife has a younger sister, she has a noble status, if I dare to beat her, I'm afraid my career will be greatly affected."

Liu Yi occasionally gets angry at home because of some behaviors of Madam Hu, and even quarrels with Madam Hu.And as a military commander, he has a violent temper, so he naturally wants to do it sometimes.

But thinking of Mrs. Hu's younger sister Hu Meiren, the sister-in-law who is only under Mrs. Mingzhu's favor in the Han Queen's harem, Liu Yi stopped thinking about it.

Since ancient times, men have been unable to stop the wind around the pillow. If Hu Meiren said something bad about King Han's bedside one day, the end of his official career would be a trivial matter, and his life might be lost.

"This is not easy. Since the origin is that the elder brother is too kind to his wife, then treat her coldly so that she is not used to your sudden indifference. It is best to move out directly and let my wife feel lonely, lonely and empty at home alone. " Zhang Ji smiled wretchedly, "At that time, if you sneak in at that time, even Kuai Shi will obediently open the door to welcome guests!"

"Hiss." Liu Yi imagined the scene of Mrs. Hu being held in his arms and let him manipulate him, and couldn't help drooling, "Is this method really effective?"

"That's natural."

"Hahahaha! Alright! Then try to follow the method of the good brother!" Liu Yi patted Zhang Ji's shoulder vigorously,

Zhang Ji secretly laughed in his heart, how could this be fake?

When Mrs. Hu is lonely and empty, isn't it the time to take advantage of the void.

It's just that if he sneaks in, it won't be him, Liu Yi.

Anyway, Liu Yi is also a dying person, for the sake of this good brother...

Your wife and I support it!
After three rounds of drinking and five flavors of food, Liu Yi finally passed out completely, but this time he was not drunk, and there was a happy smile on the corner of his mouth, maybe he was dreaming of something good.

Zhang Ji stretched his waist, relieved his stiff limbs, told the singer and maid in the wing room to take good care of Liu Yi, and prepared to get up and leave.

As for the drink money?

Zhang Ji directly took out a few gold coins from Liu Yi's pocket to pay for the wine, and he also took an extra twenty gold and left.

Just kidding, all brothers know how to settle accounts, let alone they are just verbal "elder brother" and "good brother".

Is there no money for staining his clothes?

This dress is worth about two gold, but it is his favorite dress, so it needs extra money!
It's not too much to ask for ten gold!

Furthermore, did he advise Liu Yi not to charge?
Do you understand the consulting fee?
Is there no service charge for eating and drinking with you?
Another ten gold, is it expensive?
The singers and maids on the side didn't stop Zhang Ji either. After all, if it wasn't for Zhang Ji, they might not have been affected by Liu Yi's drinking madness earlier, so they naturally had a little liking for Zhang Ji.

Even if Liu Yi asked Zi Lanxuan to return Zhang Ji's money after waking up, they didn't care.

You know, the last time Liu Yi came here, he smashed two high-quality nanmu tables in Zilanxuan, as well as a dozen or so sapphire bowls and plates, and two yellow ox horn wine bottles, and he didn't have a penny. compensation.

Zi Lanxuan didn't want to have a bad relationship with this Zuo Sima, and his family had a big business, so he didn't care about these compensations.

And if there is no Zhang Ji today, Zi Lanxuan will lose a lot of things. Compared with the compensation for these things, the mere wine money is simply a drop in the bucket.

Zhang Ji put the twenty gold into his purse, happily hummed a little song, and held the back of his head.

"Touch it~ touch it~ the top of the eldest sister's head~ her black hair is dyed like ink~ it seems that the sky is covered by dark clouds! Ouch~ it seems that the sky is covered by dark clouds~"

It was really a pleasant day, not to mention earning twenty gold after eating and drinking for free, and there may be some "windfall gains".

The more Zhang Ji thought about it, the happier he became, and he opened the paper door of the wing room.

"Touch it, touch it, the side of the big sister's eyebrows, the second eyebrow... what the hell!"

Zhang Ji, who was humming a ditty, was taken aback by the person standing behind the door, and quickly stepped back a few steps.

"Humph!"

A cold snort came from the nose of the man behind the door, as if he was disdainful of Zhang Ji's timidity.

It's really not that Zhang Ji is timid, but that the guy behind the door is really a little creepy.

She was dressed in black clothes embroidered with gold silk, her shoulder-length gray hair was casually scattered on both sides, her clean and fair face was sharp-edged and stern, under the long eyelashes, there was a pair of deep eyes.

"It seems that your courage is more surprising than your brain."

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PS1: "It seems that your courage is more surprising than your brain." This sentence is Wei Zhuang's original words. I don't know if anyone can remember which plot appeared.

PS2: I may be a bit busy during the day, and I have to negotiate and sign contracts with clients, so I may not have time to post new chapters, so today's two updates will be posted together while I am awake!
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