Meiman: Filming can make you stronger

Chapter 104 Mrs. Shangdu is a Relative

In a single ward of a certain hospital, Agent May was lying on the bed, and Andy stood beside her bed condescendingly.

"Amei, let me see how the wound is doing?"

Speaking of which, Andy was about to make a gesture to lift the septum, but was patted away by Agent May.

"Andy Huang! I'm in physical pain right now. If you don't have compassion, please leave immediately!"

Well, looking into Agent May's fire-breathing eyes, Andy shrugged, not joking.

"Melinda, I heard Apollo's words, saying that you are a very devout believer, so I am entrusted by Apollo to see you, look at this, red date donkey-hide gelatin, this is the most precious female elixir in the East, Not only is it expensive, I spent a lot of effort to bring it, and it can help you recover blood quickly."

Xi'a Ejiao, Andy bought it in Chinatown for thirty dollars. It's hard to find. I guess Agent May doesn't know the actual value. Anyway, the iron box is very beautiful. After seeing it, Agent May's complexion improved a lot.

"Thank you Apollo, and thank you, Andy, I didn't expect you to be normal."

Weighing, among this group of people, Andy is an ordinary person, of course he is normal, how could he give the impression that Agent May is abnormal?

"Melinda, I think you should ask Constantine to find a witch doctor for help. This kind of injury is too slow to heal through ordinary medical methods."

Nodding, Agent Mei replied: "Konstantin has found a pharmacist. She is already dispensing the medicine. She will come later. It happens that she is very curious about you. You can chat with her."

A pharmacist that Constantine knew?who?

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and an Asian-looking woman in a tight white cheongsam pushed the door in.

"Melinda, the potion is ready."

Asian, cheongsam, elegant, pharmacy, isn't it?

"Andy, this is Mrs. Shangdu, Constantine's friend."

After Agent Mei made an introduction, Andy frowned, she really is Mrs. Shangdu!
Mrs. Shangdu, formerly known as Nimue Inmando, a forest fairy, is a sister of the Fairy of the Lake and the Witch of the Lake, and brother and sister of King Arthur. The timeline interspersed in many stories has witnessed the precursors of the birth of many superheroes, and even Promoted their birth, such as: Etrigen, the first generation of Green Lantern, Dr. Destiny, etc.

Andy frowned not because of how prominent this woman was, but because this woman could prophesy, and he was very worried that Mrs. Shangdu would deduce the fact that he was Apollo.

At this moment, Mrs. Shangdu also stared at Andy, looking very surprised. Although she didn't play with the tarot cards, she felt that Andy Huang seemed to have a blood relationship with her, which was weird!

Although surprised, Mrs. Shangdu still offered her hand to Andy.

"Andy, hello, I often hear Constantine mentioning you, but I didn't expect you to be such a handsome young man."

It is not surprising that Constantine and Mrs. Shangdu are friends with Andy.

Constantine and Mrs. Shangdu do have something in common, except that they are both male and female, and the people Mrs. Shangdu falls in love with are basically ruined by the country. For example, she fell in love with the queen of Louis XVI, and then It was the Paris Revolution, Louis XVI and the queen were beheaded.

Facing her outstretched hand, Andy shook it back slightly, avoiding too much physical contact with this woman, so as not to attract her.

"Hello, Mrs. Shangdu, are you a witch doctor? Can you prepare the elixir of life?"

Andy's question seemed casual, but Mrs. Du really knew how to make the longevity potion. Apart from her ability to control nature, her skill in compounding the longevity potion was also her unique skill. Otherwise, she wouldn't look old by now.

However, in modern society, except for a few people, outsiders don't know about this matter. The way she looks at Andy is different.

I can't wait to take out all kinds of predictive means to take a good look at Andy now.

"Andy, if you are interested in the longevity potion, we can have a good chat, but now I want to help Melinda change the potion first."

"Of course I'm interested, as you please."

Andy made a gesture of letting go to Agent May's buttocks, and then stood beside him with folded arms to signal Mrs. Shangdu to do it.

Agent May is a woman, how could it be possible for Andy to look at her, and Andy is so smart, it is clear that she is deliberately embarrassing her.

"Andy, get out!"

"okay!"

Andy wanted to see Mrs. Shangdu's ability, and Mrs. Shangdu also wanted to find out about Andy's heels, so after Mrs. Shangdu and Agent Mei took the medicine, they made an appointment at a nearby coffee shop.

"Andy, apart from being a witch doctor, I also have another identity as a tarot master. Are you interested in letting me do the math for you?"

Seeing that Mrs. Du is eager to try, Andy nodded. There is no need to object to this matter, because even if Andy disagrees, Mrs. Shangdu can count him as him, so she can simply see the other party's skills in person.

If Mrs. Shangdu really sees through Andy's identity and wants to make trouble, Andy will definitely do her secretly, but it doesn't matter whether she is a fairy old man or a time witness or something.

"Draw three cards, Andy, please."

She counted Andy five times last time, and the results were different five times. If Andy participated this time, the result should be much more accurate.

Andy directly drew out three consecutive cards from inside and handed them to Mrs. Shangdu, then she drew a card and put it in, and then began to fiddle with other cards.

In less than a minute, all the cards were laid out, and Mrs. Shangdu began to frown.

Because of the blood relationship when they first met, she first calculated whether Andy Huang had a blood relationship with her. The results showed that she and Andy Huang did have a blood relationship, and Andy Huang had the blood of his parents.

King Arthur's blood!
She had read Andy Huang's Twitter, and it was certified as a dragon-French hybrid, but he didn't say that he had English blood.

It can only be explained as the displacement of King Arthur's blood for countless years. Anyway, the King of England is not a descendant of King Arthur now.

Since there is a blood relationship, Mrs. Shangdu's eyes on Andy have softened a lot, but she didn't plan to tell Andy about the blood, and said to Andy again after shuffling the Tarot cards: "Andy, Can you draw five more cards?"

In the same way, Andy casually drew out five consecutive cards and handed them to her. Mrs. Shangdu fiddled with them for a long time this time, and frowned for a long time.

This time she counts the relationship between Andy and Apollo.

The cards show that Andy and Apollo do have a relationship. Andy is not only Apollo's brother-in-law, but also a saint of Apollo. Even Andy and Apollo have a bit of overlap.

This is very strange.

Andy is Apollo's brother-in-law, which is a good explanation, which means that he and Wonder Woman are lovers, but overlaps with Apollo?

There is only one possibility: Apollo often descends and possesses Andy.

In this way, everything is straightened out. Andy Huang has the blood of King Arthur, and at the same time is a saint of Apollo, and he is only possessed by Apollo occasionally.

This conclusion is similar to what she deduced last time. Mrs. Shangdu was a little disappointed that she hadn't dug out a more exciting one.

"Andy, what are your plans for the future?"

Without saying the result, Andy was a little puzzled, why did Mrs. Shangdu ask such a question.

"It's obvious that you don't pay attention to the entertainment industry. I'm a famous workaholic. Of course I win Oscars by making movies."

"But, as you know, there is only one Oscar every year. In order to increase my chances of winning an Oscar, the longevity potion is very necessary. If I live for two or three hundred years, I can always get a statuette back?"

Andy's current blood can guarantee his longevity, so he doesn't need the longevity potion, but other people need it, as long as they get a pair, they can sell for a lot of money.

"Hehe, Andy, if you want a potion of longevity, it's fine. Help me gather enough ingredients and I can make it for you."

Mrs. Shangdu is still easy to talk to!

"What materials? Tell me and I will remember."

Andy took out his phone and started recording.

"One red tulip that bloomed first in that year, one purple lavender plant facing southeast, one liter of snow on the top of the Alps, one meter of 30-year-old Arman rattan, and fifty liters of air on Mount Kilimaja."

The former ones are very troublesome, but if you look for them, you can barely find them. The latter ones make Andy puzzled.

"One piece of hair from the forest elf, ten seconds of singing from the forest elf, and one corpse of the hell devil."

Andy interrupted: "Forget about the elf's hair, how did this song come from? What do you want the devil's corpse for?"

Mrs. Shangdu chuckled: "The singing of the forest elves is to praise life, and the corpse of the devil is to sacrifice to the goddess of death. Of course, if you have a corpse with the same extraordinary life, it is also possible."

Dizzy, big head, demon corpses are easy to deal with, but where are the forest elves?You can't become Gargamel to catch the Smurfs, right?

After all, she was born as a forest fairy. Agent Mei's wound healed in less than two days after Mrs. Shangdu's medicine was used. Andy didn't need to inquire. He knew the news of her recovery when Agent Mei prayed in his temple.

It's just that Andy hasn't responded to Mrs. Shangdu's invitation to visit her home. She didn't say the conclusion after telling Andy's fortune last time, which made Andy a little upset.

In addition, she mailed a copy of "King Arthur's Family History", which was not available on the market, which made Andy puzzled and threw it aside without reading it. Andy was too busy.

I have encountered a little problem these two days.

"Andy, I think it's okay to compromise, after all, the supporting role is not the key."

Slade was worried, and Andy's eyes were full of anger. He didn't expect that the scolding battle between Andy and Kardashian would affect the crew.

Andy tweeted that Kardashian wanted to take him away drunk as his girlfriend that day, and Kardashian shamelessly called on his fans to expose Andy directly on the grounds that Andy had lied.

Kardashian has a group of female diehard fans, and her boyfriend singer Kan Ge also joined in the crusade against Andy with the reason that "Andy coveted Kardashian and made up stories", and Andy was naturally exposed by a bunch of people on the Internet.

What's even more exaggerated is that Kardashian actually used the excuse that Andy's "Wrath of the Gods" crew did not have black, saying that Andy was racially discriminatory, and then pulled it off.

Not only did several departments come to investigate, but there were also a bunch of black people holding signs on the set all day long, which had seriously affected the filming of the crew.

In fact, Andy's failure to recruit black really shows a lot of problems. I didn't expect to be caught by Kardashian. This woman can be hyped to become a global Internet celebrity, and she is really good at teasing.

At present, there seems to be only one way in front of Andy, that is to hire some Niconi sisters to come in and play some supporting roles, so as to pass the hurdle of racial discrimination first.

However, if there is a compromise, what will Andy do in the future?
So Andy decided to fight back today, first to prove that Kardashian was lying, and then to solve the problem of being accused of discrimination after Kardashian overturned.

At the Hilton Hotel, Andy and Paris Hilton sat together, and the two got together and started watching a short video.

In the picture, Yin Kardashian saw Andy from a distance being helped out of the restaurant by Claudia and Xin Qiya, and immediately pressed the elevator and walked in, but the elevator still didn't move on the first floor. I don't know where Kardashian is. What are you doing inside.

And then the three of Andy walked into the elevator and Kardashian came out
After watching the video on Paris' phone, Andy nodded. With this video, Kardashian will definitely be overwhelmed.

"Paris, how can I cooperate with your hype?"

Paris contacted Andy on the second day of Andy and Kardashian's scolding battle, meaning that she had a video of the conflict between Andy and Kardashian. As long as Andy cooperates with her hype, this video can be given to Andy.

Andy didn't think that Kardashian could make a lot of waves, and he didn't want to hype with Paris Hilton, a former wave, so he refused, but he didn't expect Kardashian to be so powerful online, so he had to find foreign aid.

Paris chuckled, patted Andy's firm chest before saying, "Andy, it's okay to be so obedient earlier."

"First of all, your clarification press conference will be held at the Hilton Hotel. Secondly, you must publicly announce that you have given up on Jacqueline and chased me instead. I reluctantly agree. You will be my boyfriend for at least three months, and you will accompany me every week. Once on the street, I will be photographed by the paparazzi and go back to the apartment together. After three months, I will announce that I kicked you because I like independence. You have to be very sad. If you fail to do this or leak the agreement, you will pay me a huge amount compensation."

I knew it was still a hype, and it was arranged into this dead dog licking plot. Andy felt sick and wanted to vomit, but he was still curious about a question.

"When we were photographed going back to the apartment together, do you want me to sleep on the sofa at night?"

Paris gave an ambiguous look: "Yes, sleep on the sofa after serving me."

Really, not only using Andy to hype, but also greedy for Andy's body, how can she make her wish come true!

Turning on the phone, there was an unread text message, from Agent May.

"Andy, the video content has been obtained."

There was also a link attached to Agent May's text message. Andy opened it and saw that it was the video that Paris had shown him before.

Hehe, Paris shouldn't let Andy know where her videos are stored. With Agent May's means, she can easily control her mobile phone. As for the private use of public devices, it doesn't exist.

Andy gave Agent May the nourishing holy product donkey-hide gelatin, just to pay back.

Of course, Andy had already made a plan. If Agent May is unsuccessful, he still has a time-out move, which is originally a skill for dealing with women...

"Sorry, I don't agree to all the conditions, and I like to be served. If you need Master S, you can call me."

After speaking, he turned around and left, leaving Paris stunned.

Obviously Andy Huang was so disgraced and begged her to come, how could he leave so gracefully?
Could it be that he disliked her body?

Thinking of this, Paris clenched her fists tightly, and for the first time she had doubts about her sexual attractiveness.

After Andy went out, he couldn't wait to upload the full version of the video to Twitter, and then added: "Thanks to Paris Hilton for her understanding, she is very disgusted when someone lies, so she took the initiative to give me this video. There's everything, by the way, some singer, you could have a big cattle farm on your head."

(End of this chapter)