Male lead, your abacus fell on my face
Chapter 9 I Taught the Phoenix Man to Be a Man (9)
Chapter 9 I Taught the Phoenix Man to Be a Man (9)
This blogger made some free public class videos. Jiang Liuliu listened to it for a while and found that his voice was nice and well-organized, and his explanations were easy to understand.
Even a novice like her can easily understand.
Then I found that he was still selling courses, and the price of the courses was very reasonable.
After confirming that the course was explained by him himself, and not that he was only responsible for linking, Jiang Liuliu placed an order and joined the study group without hesitation.
Anyway, it’s not expensive, so it doesn’t matter if the lectures are not good, it’s always right to listen more and learn more.
Jiang Liuliu didn't expect to learn everything in one course, at least the course would provide her with a framework, as long as she could understand the framework and process.
If she doesn't know the details, she can search the Internet alone.
The function of the group is to communicate and ask questions. Of course, for more people, it may be just a new chat camp. After Jiang slipped in, some male netizens noticed her——
"Wow, here comes the girl again."
"This avatar is right."
"The newcomer broke the news and revealed his measurements."
Jiang Liuliu's avatar is her own, but in order to prevent the photo from being used in some improper places, it is just a profile, or a silhouette.
Regarding these slightly provocative news, Jiang Liuliu typed reply without any panic——
"Do you like it? This is an online map, there are many similar ones."
"The measurements are 100-100-100, yes I'm a barrel. I finished my measurements, now it's up to you to show your length."
After sending, he rolled his eyes, set the group message to Do Not Disturb, and then left it alone.
Anyway, if you have any questions, just go to the group and ask someone to ask, usually there is no need for water groups.
When a girl enters a group, the people in the group will boo and ask her to report her measurements. Many people may be used to this kind of behavior.
But Jiang Liuliu didn't think so.
Probably because the Internet is too unrestrained, so that some people have become accustomed to swearing, such provocative words come out of their mouths without thinking about the meaning behind them.
Even if it is the Internet, literacy can be seen.
Why are girls asked to post their measurements when they join a group, while boys are asked to take a photo at most when they join a group?
And almost everyone doesn't think it's an offense, they just think it's a joke. If you get angry, you will be laughed at anyway: Can't you take a joke?
However, is it true that the measurements of a girl can be mentioned by anyone, and is it still in such a joking tone?
If this is the case, then in the same way, is it natural for boys to report their height and weight?
In fact, of course not. Jiang Liuliu didn't need to look to know that when she said this, many people would feel uncomfortable, thinking that she was not elegant at all, too vulgar.
A dying person, who cares what other people think?Just live as you feel comfortable.
Jiang Liuliu quite likes this fearless and lawless state of freedom.
After washing up, after returning to bed, Jiang Liuliu recorded the key points while listening to the class, and tried it with his own equipment from time to time.
Wait until sleepy before falling asleep.
When he was about to fall asleep, Jiang Liuyou vaguely thought of one thing——
Is your mobile phone still on?
Ye Tian won't be mad, right?
Thinking of this, Jiang Liuliu, who fell into sleep, couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, smiling very sweetly.
After waking up the next day, Jiang Liuliu turned on his phone.
Sure enough, there were as many as a dozen reminder text messages for missed calls, and except for one call from his father, all of them belonged to Ye Tian.
There are also many messages from him——
"Liu, did you turn around?"
"How long will it take? I need it urgently."
"What are you doing? Can you hurry up."
"Jiang Liuliu, your phone is turned off? After turning it on, transfer the money quickly and call back quickly."
He hasn't posted any more since he got here.
Jiang Liuliu couldn't help laughing after reading it.
"System, system, this is the bastard that you have chosen thousands of times, oh domineering male lead?"
Jiang Liuliu stretched her body, and said quietly: "We don't recognize such a male protagonist in our female literature. I'm afraid he is not the male protagonist of male literature, or the kind of ancient harem stallion?"
The original owner loved reading novels when he was young, and both men and women read them.
So Jiang Liuliu felt that Ye Tian's appearance was not enough to be a heroine with female frequency.
There are many traits of female-frequency male protagonists, such as single-minded and romantic, considerate and gentle, extraordinary family background, and boundless charm.
And Ye Tian...he probably only fits the shape.
If he were to be the heroine of the female channel, the author might be sprayed with doubts about life, and would have to pack up and run away overnight.
His wife suddenly turned off her mobile phone yesterday and lost contact with her. He didn't care or worry, but his mind was only thinking about his money.
It is estimated that the money problem was solved later, so he didn't send any more messages, and just left the original owner behind.
Visible fickleness.
[The male protagonist is selected by the superior system and does not belong to this system to intervene. 】
Jiang Liuliu listened, and it seemed that the voice of the system was a little colder, and it sounded more like a serious electronic sound.
Probably because she is not obedient enough, it doesn't fuck him?
"So you're just a kid." Jiang Liuliu said, "How long have you been doing this?"
【...not long. 】
Jiang Liuliu couldn't help but his eyes brightened.
Something is wrong, something is wrong, why does the system feel guilty.
It's like when someone asks you how many relationships you have had, and you are ashamed to say: not much.
So Jiang Liuliu tentatively asked, "Should I not be your first host?"
She was waiting for the system to jump and retort, but miraculously, it fell silent.
then……
[Can you stop laughing? 】The system was so angry that there was a small sharp sound.
Since it finished answering, Jiang Liuliu has been laughing endlessly there, and even returned to the bed and rolled around.
It really makes no sense.
[Stop laughing!Who hasn't had a first time! ] The system said angrily.
"Okay, okay, stop laughing, no wonder you look stupid, so you are an intern." Jiang Liuliu wiped away the tears from laughing, and said clearly.
In fact, she already felt something was wrong early on. The system seemed to be at a loss for her rebellion, and there was no way to suppress her.
If it is a well-informed system, it will not do this.
It's just that Jiang Liuliu didn't expect that he would be its first host.
However, she didn't feel honored at all.
The system stopped beeping, as if sulking.
Tsk, it turns out that the system will be angry too.
Jiang Liuliu got up to wash up, told his aunt that he would come back in the evening, and then drove home.
I promised my father yesterday that I would go home to see him, so I can't break my promise.
But on the way, Jiang Liuliu didn't forget about Ye Tian, and finally remembered to call him back.
(End of this chapter)
This blogger made some free public class videos. Jiang Liuliu listened to it for a while and found that his voice was nice and well-organized, and his explanations were easy to understand.
Even a novice like her can easily understand.
Then I found that he was still selling courses, and the price of the courses was very reasonable.
After confirming that the course was explained by him himself, and not that he was only responsible for linking, Jiang Liuliu placed an order and joined the study group without hesitation.
Anyway, it’s not expensive, so it doesn’t matter if the lectures are not good, it’s always right to listen more and learn more.
Jiang Liuliu didn't expect to learn everything in one course, at least the course would provide her with a framework, as long as she could understand the framework and process.
If she doesn't know the details, she can search the Internet alone.
The function of the group is to communicate and ask questions. Of course, for more people, it may be just a new chat camp. After Jiang slipped in, some male netizens noticed her——
"Wow, here comes the girl again."
"This avatar is right."
"The newcomer broke the news and revealed his measurements."
Jiang Liuliu's avatar is her own, but in order to prevent the photo from being used in some improper places, it is just a profile, or a silhouette.
Regarding these slightly provocative news, Jiang Liuliu typed reply without any panic——
"Do you like it? This is an online map, there are many similar ones."
"The measurements are 100-100-100, yes I'm a barrel. I finished my measurements, now it's up to you to show your length."
After sending, he rolled his eyes, set the group message to Do Not Disturb, and then left it alone.
Anyway, if you have any questions, just go to the group and ask someone to ask, usually there is no need for water groups.
When a girl enters a group, the people in the group will boo and ask her to report her measurements. Many people may be used to this kind of behavior.
But Jiang Liuliu didn't think so.
Probably because the Internet is too unrestrained, so that some people have become accustomed to swearing, such provocative words come out of their mouths without thinking about the meaning behind them.
Even if it is the Internet, literacy can be seen.
Why are girls asked to post their measurements when they join a group, while boys are asked to take a photo at most when they join a group?
And almost everyone doesn't think it's an offense, they just think it's a joke. If you get angry, you will be laughed at anyway: Can't you take a joke?
However, is it true that the measurements of a girl can be mentioned by anyone, and is it still in such a joking tone?
If this is the case, then in the same way, is it natural for boys to report their height and weight?
In fact, of course not. Jiang Liuliu didn't need to look to know that when she said this, many people would feel uncomfortable, thinking that she was not elegant at all, too vulgar.
A dying person, who cares what other people think?Just live as you feel comfortable.
Jiang Liuliu quite likes this fearless and lawless state of freedom.
After washing up, after returning to bed, Jiang Liuliu recorded the key points while listening to the class, and tried it with his own equipment from time to time.
Wait until sleepy before falling asleep.
When he was about to fall asleep, Jiang Liuyou vaguely thought of one thing——
Is your mobile phone still on?
Ye Tian won't be mad, right?
Thinking of this, Jiang Liuliu, who fell into sleep, couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, smiling very sweetly.
After waking up the next day, Jiang Liuliu turned on his phone.
Sure enough, there were as many as a dozen reminder text messages for missed calls, and except for one call from his father, all of them belonged to Ye Tian.
There are also many messages from him——
"Liu, did you turn around?"
"How long will it take? I need it urgently."
"What are you doing? Can you hurry up."
"Jiang Liuliu, your phone is turned off? After turning it on, transfer the money quickly and call back quickly."
He hasn't posted any more since he got here.
Jiang Liuliu couldn't help laughing after reading it.
"System, system, this is the bastard that you have chosen thousands of times, oh domineering male lead?"
Jiang Liuliu stretched her body, and said quietly: "We don't recognize such a male protagonist in our female literature. I'm afraid he is not the male protagonist of male literature, or the kind of ancient harem stallion?"
The original owner loved reading novels when he was young, and both men and women read them.
So Jiang Liuliu felt that Ye Tian's appearance was not enough to be a heroine with female frequency.
There are many traits of female-frequency male protagonists, such as single-minded and romantic, considerate and gentle, extraordinary family background, and boundless charm.
And Ye Tian...he probably only fits the shape.
If he were to be the heroine of the female channel, the author might be sprayed with doubts about life, and would have to pack up and run away overnight.
His wife suddenly turned off her mobile phone yesterday and lost contact with her. He didn't care or worry, but his mind was only thinking about his money.
It is estimated that the money problem was solved later, so he didn't send any more messages, and just left the original owner behind.
Visible fickleness.
[The male protagonist is selected by the superior system and does not belong to this system to intervene. 】
Jiang Liuliu listened, and it seemed that the voice of the system was a little colder, and it sounded more like a serious electronic sound.
Probably because she is not obedient enough, it doesn't fuck him?
"So you're just a kid." Jiang Liuliu said, "How long have you been doing this?"
【...not long. 】
Jiang Liuliu couldn't help but his eyes brightened.
Something is wrong, something is wrong, why does the system feel guilty.
It's like when someone asks you how many relationships you have had, and you are ashamed to say: not much.
So Jiang Liuliu tentatively asked, "Should I not be your first host?"
She was waiting for the system to jump and retort, but miraculously, it fell silent.
then……
[Can you stop laughing? 】The system was so angry that there was a small sharp sound.
Since it finished answering, Jiang Liuliu has been laughing endlessly there, and even returned to the bed and rolled around.
It really makes no sense.
[Stop laughing!Who hasn't had a first time! ] The system said angrily.
"Okay, okay, stop laughing, no wonder you look stupid, so you are an intern." Jiang Liuliu wiped away the tears from laughing, and said clearly.
In fact, she already felt something was wrong early on. The system seemed to be at a loss for her rebellion, and there was no way to suppress her.
If it is a well-informed system, it will not do this.
It's just that Jiang Liuliu didn't expect that he would be its first host.
However, she didn't feel honored at all.
The system stopped beeping, as if sulking.
Tsk, it turns out that the system will be angry too.
Jiang Liuliu got up to wash up, told his aunt that he would come back in the evening, and then drove home.
I promised my father yesterday that I would go home to see him, so I can't break my promise.
But on the way, Jiang Liuliu didn't forget about Ye Tian, and finally remembered to call him back.
(End of this chapter)
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