Reborn, then become a male god
Chapter 45 Girl, you are CPU!
Chapter 45 Girl, you are CPU!
Ok?
Jiang Qianqian was still waiting for Jiang Mu to admit his mistake, but when he heard Jiang Mu's words, he suddenly became a little anxious.
This guy actually has such an idea?
"Jiang Mu!"
Jiang Qianqian raised her voice an octave, looked at him angrily, her big eyes widened: "Do you really want to find me a sister?"
Hurry up, hurry up!
She is in a hurry!
Seeing Jiang Qianqian's reaction, Jiang Mu almost burst out laughing.
In fact, after He Shun left, he started to play tricks on Jiang Qianqian.
It seems that what he just said seems to be explaining?
In fact, there is a customary routine in interpersonal communication here, which is the assumption of the premise nature.
For example, if you want to ask a person if he has eaten, you can ask him what he had for lunch today. This seems like a question, but it actually states a false fact, that is, the default is that the other person has eaten.
In the process of Jiang Mu's explanation, he also hides a false fact, that is, the two are already in a relationship.
Otherwise, if they were just ordinary friends, why would he explain this to Jiang Qianqian?
The two of them have indeed had a lot of contact recently. They can appear on campus at the same time every day, and chat on their mobile phones at night, saying good night to each other...
Perhaps, in the eyes of many people, it is estimated that they have already defaulted to being in a relationship, right?
But in fact, neither Jiang Mu nor Jiang Qianqian mentioned anything similar to being together.
Thinking about it this way, Jiang Mu suddenly felt that he was a bit like the legendary 'boyfriend'?
No wonder some boys like being male girlfriends so much!
Does this feel a little cool?
Basically, I did all the things that couples can do, and the key is not to be responsible.
If you meet another girl who doesn't know how to deal with relationship boundaries, wouldn't you be able to become a tauren at any time?
bah bah bah!
I purely love a warrior with a knife and a tauren!
Looking at Jiang Qianqian in front of him again, Jiang Mu's eyes seemed inexplicably looking at a little white rabbit who was lured into a trap.
He just said faintly: "Uh, what, I've never been in a relationship, so I don't know much about it. Are we now a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship?"
Trap card, activate!
Sure enough, as soon as these words were spoken, Jiang Qianqian's aggressive expression froze, and her brain short-circuited instantly.
That's right, she's not Jiang Mu's girlfriend now, what does it have to do with how many girlfriends she finds?
The main reason was that what that guy He Shun said at the beginning a little bit irritated her, and Jiang Mu's confession later made her subconsciously acquiesce that she was Jiang Mu's girlfriend.
Of course, the most important point is that the recent relationship between the two is really ambiguous.
What is a male girlfriend?
When you are calm, you are a girlfriend, and when you are on top, you are a PY named 'girlfriend'!
In other words, if your girlfriend has a boyfriend, the answer to questions like whether she will give you a hat lies in her or his thoughts.
Yes, the distance is that short.
Maybe it's still a negative distance.
Jiang Qianqian came back to her senses and stared at Jiang Mu: "Who wants to be your girlfriend!"
"Your ears seem red?"
"No!"
Seeing that Jiang Mu seemed to have something to say, Jiang Qianqian clenched her small fist angrily and wanted to beat Jiang Mu's chest.
In the end, she didn't know if there was something wrong with her exertion, or if the plastic chair was unreliable, so she threw herself directly into Jiang Mu's arms.
Jiang Mu subconsciously stretched out his hand to catch the other person, not because he wanted to take advantage of it, but mainly because he was sitting on a plastic stool without a backrest, and the quality was really worrying.
If not caught?I'm afraid that he will be pushed down by the opponent directly.
But... Feeling the slender and elastic waist, Jiang Mu said that it really feels good?
As expected of a dancer, this figure is indeed a bit top!
The sudden accident made Jiang Qianqian wake up in an instant. With a blushing face, she subconsciously sat up and pushed Jiang Mu away.
Before Jiang Qianqian could speak coquettishly, Jiang Mu seized the opportunity: "Female hooligan!"
Jiang Qianqian:? ? ?
Jiang Mu had an indignant look on his face: "Although we have a good relationship, you can't just come here and make a move, right?"
"Who made a move?" Jiang Qianqian was immediately amused by Jiang Mu, thinking that a girl like her hasn't said anything yet, but you, a big man, are wronged first?
Jiang Mu analyzed it seriously with Jiang Qianqian: "Could it be that you didn't want to hit me, so you jumped on me?"
Jiang Qianqian paused, but she really couldn't refute, so she nodded, "Yes."
Jiang Mu said with an innocent face: "Look, you said it yourself, you rushed over by yourself."
"That's not before you..."
Jiang Mu directly interrupted the other party: "What happened to me before? Didn't He Shun say that I want to find many girlfriends?"
Jiang Qianqian nodded.
Jiang Mu was confident: "First of all, this is what He Shun said, not me, right?"
"Hmm..." Jiang Qianqian hesitated a little.
"Besides, you are not my girlfriend, even if I find many girlfriends, it has nothing to do with you, right?"
Jiang Qianqian's tone was obviously weak at this time: "That's what I said, but..."
"No but!" Jiang Mu interrupted the other party, as if he had entered a state, and couldn't stop talking, "First of all, you listened to others first and didn't trust me. This is a crisis of trust among friends."
Jiang Qianqian fell into silence.
"Secondly, even if I find a lot of girlfriends, they actually have nothing to do with you. And if I reject them, wouldn't I be a scumbag? Don't they feel sad? This is also your fault."
"In the end, you threw yourself into my arms. I'm a big girl with yellow flowers. I haven't hugged a girl before. It's the first time I've been defiled by you. Do you think you're wrong?"
Jiang Qianqian was a little dizzy from being punched by Jiang Mu's combination, and couldn't help but start to doubt herself.
"I... I was wrong?" Jiang Qianqian looked blankly.
Jiang Mu had a positive expression on his face, his eyes seemed to say that you finally figured it out, and he said affirmatively, "Yes, you are wrong."
"So, hurry up and apologize to me."
Jiang Mu looked confident.
Jiang Qianqian said tentatively: "Yes, I'm sorry?"
Although subconsciously told himself that there was something wrong with Jiang Mu's words, for a while, Jiang Qianqian really couldn't figure out what went wrong, so she could only apologize along the way.
"Well, just correct it if you know your mistake, I forgive you." Jiang Mu smiled, thinking that the little girl at this time is still so foolish.
As for posting the conversation just now on the short video software, I am afraid that the cpu, ppt, and cba in the comment area will be full?
Anyway, I searched all over the comment area, and I'm sure I couldn't find a true fan (crossed out).
Can't find a pua!
Inexplicably, he apologized to Jiang Mu instead, and Jiang Qianqian looked at him like he was looking at a scumbag: "Hmph! Although I don't understand it now, you must be misleading me."
"Since I didn't think about it, it means I was right."
Jiang Mu waved his hands calmly on the surface, but he was really a little afraid in his heart that this girl suddenly figured it out, and changed the subject, "By the way, why didn't you go home today?"
Jiang Qianqian's mood changed quickly, and after giving Jiang Mu a blank look, she returned to her usual appearance: "Come to play with you~ I'm on a business trip, so I can go back later for the exam."
Jiang Mu's expression is a bit weird, why is the plot inexplicably a bit like the plot of Little Sakura's movie?
Girl, you don't want your aunt to know that you came home late while she was away, did you?
"The exam is tomorrow, and I have to review."
"Then I'll be with you~"
"I want to go home."
"That too."
"?"
Jiang Mu looked at Jiang Qianqian with a strange expression, sized him up, and then teased, "You don't really like me, do you?"
"That's right~" Jiang Qianqian snorted, admitting it boldly at this time.
"Forget it, I don't like tablet computers." Jiang Mu pouted.
tablet?
Jiang Qianqian was stunned for two seconds, and then she came back to her senses, and she was about to throw herself into Jiang Mu's arms again in embarrassment: "Jiang Mu, I'll bite you to death!"
"Hey, hey, you're a dog, right?" Jiang Mu thought it was a little funny, but he quickly stretched out a hand, grabbed the other's little head and pushed it aside.
This girl really bites, there are teeth marks on her arms.
Most of the people who eat in this fast food restaurant are single dogs who save money to buy shoes. How can they stand this kind of excitement?
The most important thing is that Jiang Qianqian is still very good-looking!
For a moment, everyone looked at Jiang Mu with a bit of resentment in their eyes,
envy,
hatred.
This is really worse than killing a buddy!
Let's come out early in the morning today, the new book list is refreshed on Monday, please get a ticket, brothers.
Monthly tickets, recommendation tickets are fine, and rewards are also fine, blah blah blah!
(End of this chapter)
Ok?
Jiang Qianqian was still waiting for Jiang Mu to admit his mistake, but when he heard Jiang Mu's words, he suddenly became a little anxious.
This guy actually has such an idea?
"Jiang Mu!"
Jiang Qianqian raised her voice an octave, looked at him angrily, her big eyes widened: "Do you really want to find me a sister?"
Hurry up, hurry up!
She is in a hurry!
Seeing Jiang Qianqian's reaction, Jiang Mu almost burst out laughing.
In fact, after He Shun left, he started to play tricks on Jiang Qianqian.
It seems that what he just said seems to be explaining?
In fact, there is a customary routine in interpersonal communication here, which is the assumption of the premise nature.
For example, if you want to ask a person if he has eaten, you can ask him what he had for lunch today. This seems like a question, but it actually states a false fact, that is, the default is that the other person has eaten.
In the process of Jiang Mu's explanation, he also hides a false fact, that is, the two are already in a relationship.
Otherwise, if they were just ordinary friends, why would he explain this to Jiang Qianqian?
The two of them have indeed had a lot of contact recently. They can appear on campus at the same time every day, and chat on their mobile phones at night, saying good night to each other...
Perhaps, in the eyes of many people, it is estimated that they have already defaulted to being in a relationship, right?
But in fact, neither Jiang Mu nor Jiang Qianqian mentioned anything similar to being together.
Thinking about it this way, Jiang Mu suddenly felt that he was a bit like the legendary 'boyfriend'?
No wonder some boys like being male girlfriends so much!
Does this feel a little cool?
Basically, I did all the things that couples can do, and the key is not to be responsible.
If you meet another girl who doesn't know how to deal with relationship boundaries, wouldn't you be able to become a tauren at any time?
bah bah bah!
I purely love a warrior with a knife and a tauren!
Looking at Jiang Qianqian in front of him again, Jiang Mu's eyes seemed inexplicably looking at a little white rabbit who was lured into a trap.
He just said faintly: "Uh, what, I've never been in a relationship, so I don't know much about it. Are we now a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship?"
Trap card, activate!
Sure enough, as soon as these words were spoken, Jiang Qianqian's aggressive expression froze, and her brain short-circuited instantly.
That's right, she's not Jiang Mu's girlfriend now, what does it have to do with how many girlfriends she finds?
The main reason was that what that guy He Shun said at the beginning a little bit irritated her, and Jiang Mu's confession later made her subconsciously acquiesce that she was Jiang Mu's girlfriend.
Of course, the most important point is that the recent relationship between the two is really ambiguous.
What is a male girlfriend?
When you are calm, you are a girlfriend, and when you are on top, you are a PY named 'girlfriend'!
In other words, if your girlfriend has a boyfriend, the answer to questions like whether she will give you a hat lies in her or his thoughts.
Yes, the distance is that short.
Maybe it's still a negative distance.
Jiang Qianqian came back to her senses and stared at Jiang Mu: "Who wants to be your girlfriend!"
"Your ears seem red?"
"No!"
Seeing that Jiang Mu seemed to have something to say, Jiang Qianqian clenched her small fist angrily and wanted to beat Jiang Mu's chest.
In the end, she didn't know if there was something wrong with her exertion, or if the plastic chair was unreliable, so she threw herself directly into Jiang Mu's arms.
Jiang Mu subconsciously stretched out his hand to catch the other person, not because he wanted to take advantage of it, but mainly because he was sitting on a plastic stool without a backrest, and the quality was really worrying.
If not caught?I'm afraid that he will be pushed down by the opponent directly.
But... Feeling the slender and elastic waist, Jiang Mu said that it really feels good?
As expected of a dancer, this figure is indeed a bit top!
The sudden accident made Jiang Qianqian wake up in an instant. With a blushing face, she subconsciously sat up and pushed Jiang Mu away.
Before Jiang Qianqian could speak coquettishly, Jiang Mu seized the opportunity: "Female hooligan!"
Jiang Qianqian:? ? ?
Jiang Mu had an indignant look on his face: "Although we have a good relationship, you can't just come here and make a move, right?"
"Who made a move?" Jiang Qianqian was immediately amused by Jiang Mu, thinking that a girl like her hasn't said anything yet, but you, a big man, are wronged first?
Jiang Mu analyzed it seriously with Jiang Qianqian: "Could it be that you didn't want to hit me, so you jumped on me?"
Jiang Qianqian paused, but she really couldn't refute, so she nodded, "Yes."
Jiang Mu said with an innocent face: "Look, you said it yourself, you rushed over by yourself."
"That's not before you..."
Jiang Mu directly interrupted the other party: "What happened to me before? Didn't He Shun say that I want to find many girlfriends?"
Jiang Qianqian nodded.
Jiang Mu was confident: "First of all, this is what He Shun said, not me, right?"
"Hmm..." Jiang Qianqian hesitated a little.
"Besides, you are not my girlfriend, even if I find many girlfriends, it has nothing to do with you, right?"
Jiang Qianqian's tone was obviously weak at this time: "That's what I said, but..."
"No but!" Jiang Mu interrupted the other party, as if he had entered a state, and couldn't stop talking, "First of all, you listened to others first and didn't trust me. This is a crisis of trust among friends."
Jiang Qianqian fell into silence.
"Secondly, even if I find a lot of girlfriends, they actually have nothing to do with you. And if I reject them, wouldn't I be a scumbag? Don't they feel sad? This is also your fault."
"In the end, you threw yourself into my arms. I'm a big girl with yellow flowers. I haven't hugged a girl before. It's the first time I've been defiled by you. Do you think you're wrong?"
Jiang Qianqian was a little dizzy from being punched by Jiang Mu's combination, and couldn't help but start to doubt herself.
"I... I was wrong?" Jiang Qianqian looked blankly.
Jiang Mu had a positive expression on his face, his eyes seemed to say that you finally figured it out, and he said affirmatively, "Yes, you are wrong."
"So, hurry up and apologize to me."
Jiang Mu looked confident.
Jiang Qianqian said tentatively: "Yes, I'm sorry?"
Although subconsciously told himself that there was something wrong with Jiang Mu's words, for a while, Jiang Qianqian really couldn't figure out what went wrong, so she could only apologize along the way.
"Well, just correct it if you know your mistake, I forgive you." Jiang Mu smiled, thinking that the little girl at this time is still so foolish.
As for posting the conversation just now on the short video software, I am afraid that the cpu, ppt, and cba in the comment area will be full?
Anyway, I searched all over the comment area, and I'm sure I couldn't find a true fan (crossed out).
Can't find a pua!
Inexplicably, he apologized to Jiang Mu instead, and Jiang Qianqian looked at him like he was looking at a scumbag: "Hmph! Although I don't understand it now, you must be misleading me."
"Since I didn't think about it, it means I was right."
Jiang Mu waved his hands calmly on the surface, but he was really a little afraid in his heart that this girl suddenly figured it out, and changed the subject, "By the way, why didn't you go home today?"
Jiang Qianqian's mood changed quickly, and after giving Jiang Mu a blank look, she returned to her usual appearance: "Come to play with you~ I'm on a business trip, so I can go back later for the exam."
Jiang Mu's expression is a bit weird, why is the plot inexplicably a bit like the plot of Little Sakura's movie?
Girl, you don't want your aunt to know that you came home late while she was away, did you?
"The exam is tomorrow, and I have to review."
"Then I'll be with you~"
"I want to go home."
"That too."
"?"
Jiang Mu looked at Jiang Qianqian with a strange expression, sized him up, and then teased, "You don't really like me, do you?"
"That's right~" Jiang Qianqian snorted, admitting it boldly at this time.
"Forget it, I don't like tablet computers." Jiang Mu pouted.
tablet?
Jiang Qianqian was stunned for two seconds, and then she came back to her senses, and she was about to throw herself into Jiang Mu's arms again in embarrassment: "Jiang Mu, I'll bite you to death!"
"Hey, hey, you're a dog, right?" Jiang Mu thought it was a little funny, but he quickly stretched out a hand, grabbed the other's little head and pushed it aside.
This girl really bites, there are teeth marks on her arms.
Most of the people who eat in this fast food restaurant are single dogs who save money to buy shoes. How can they stand this kind of excitement?
The most important thing is that Jiang Qianqian is still very good-looking!
For a moment, everyone looked at Jiang Mu with a bit of resentment in their eyes,
envy,
hatred.
This is really worse than killing a buddy!
Let's come out early in the morning today, the new book list is refreshed on Monday, please get a ticket, brothers.
Monthly tickets, recommendation tickets are fine, and rewards are also fine, blah blah blah!
(End of this chapter)
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