I just want to be a villain.

Chapter 266 I want to drink the first cup of milk tea in summer!
Swish swish!
Almost everyone looked at Xiao Zhantian.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were even more insane.

Start crazy rants.

[Transfer hundreds of millions of money at every turn, and return the three-meter King Kong, it is definitely the left minister of a certain green department! 】

[I'm dying of laughter, I didn't expect you to be such a Minister Xiao! 】

【Your is big, how big is it?I don't believe it unless you show it to me on the spot!funny】

While showing the chat records, a clip of Lu Xuanyuan himself chatting with this account using a voice changer was played.

Immediately, everyone saw Lu Xuanyuan's peak acting skills, and he choked up and said in a crying voice that his grandfather broke his leg.

The expression of that voice was so lifelike that even a hard-hearted person would be tempted by just listening to the voice without looking at his black face.

Xiao Zhantian distressedly spoke out the quotations from the domineering president, "No one can bully you, I said so!"

Lu Xuanyuan deduced the kindness and weakness of the girl, "But I don't want you to fight with them. If you get hurt, I will feel bad."

Everyone present couldn't help applauding, impressed by the performance.

The subtitles in the live broadcast room, [How can ordinary acting skills reach such a level, this is clearly a real performance! 】

【Oiran-jun's weakness and Minister Lu's dominance remind me of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, Tang Sanzang and Spider Spirit, with tears in my eyes, I believe in love again. 】

[Then they can form CP again?As expected of Oiran-kun, he seems to form a CP with everyone. 】

[You little black people, don’t watch the videos of Mr. Oiran and Minister Lu if you are capable, unlike me, I only feel sorry for giegie. 】

At this moment, Xiao Zhantian's face turned into a liver color in an instant.

Domineering Leaky's whole body was crackling, almost on the verge of explosion.

He stared at Lu Xuanyuan relentlessly, it was all this damn oiran!
Chen Xuan was speechless. He thought Xiao Zhantian was a normal person, at most a straight guy, but he didn't expect that he would be so unrestrained and coquettish when chatting in private.

Han Ruoxue's face was full of disgust, she just felt sick...

Compared with these ghosts and monsters, Chen Xuan, who has to deal with them all the time, is really a white lotus that emerges from the mud but not stained.

Ye Chen, Zhou Yang, Qin Feng, and Jiang Fan all had weird and distorted faces, and they were all resisting the urge to burst out laughing.

But I was also a little apprehensive.

They shouldn't be in this video...

No matter how courageous Lu Xuanyuan was, he had already executed Xiao Zhantian to death in public, so he should not offend them again.

The screen on the big screen changed, and the second chat record popped up.

Lu Xuanyuan on the stage also felt that something was wrong, but most of his thoughts were on how to end this anti-fraud show well.

Now so many people in the audience are looking at him and applauding spontaneously. Obviously, he is very good at hosting the show. He is only thinking about how to control the rhythm of the audience, and pay attention to avoiding idioms while speaking appropriately. He really has no time to think about the content of the chat.

Lu Xuanyuan compared the chat records and continued to talk: "Everyone, please look at the second victim who was cheated. The account nickname is Lonely Yangzi. Let us see his performance."

"Tsk tsk, you actually took the initiative to ask for an increase in the medical examination fee. Is this trying to raise the threshold and screen out other competitors? It's really witty."

"Eh...then there is even a picture of his white goddess with black silk beautiful legs. He is worthy of being called a lonely Yangzi. He looks quite horny."

"Here I would like to commend, our staff is really dedicated, and we also specially asked the program team to purchase a batch of silk stockings, bellybands and other special clothing."

The photo of beautiful black silk legs was also enlarged on the big screen. The man and the woman were both wearing black stockings, except for the thicker ones, there was really no difference.

There are even some boys who wear black silk and have thinner legs than girls.

A certain lonely Yangzi is very lucky. The white goddess who serves him is not a strong man, but a tall and thin one.

A pair of long, slender black silk legs made Yang Zai use up all the adjectives to praise him. He praised these legs so much that they should only be in the sky, and even posted a lot of lewd emojis.

Under the stage, everyone around Zhou Yang looked at the tall man in front of Zhou Yang. Under the loose shorts, there was a pair of long black silk legs.

The photographers dedicatedly turned the camera around and presented the most exciting scenes of the program to the audience in the live broadcast room.

Zhou Yang held a kitchen knife in his hand, his eyes glowed red, and his entire face was as red as a boiled prawn.

"Pfft!" Ye Chen laughed.

Three meters small King Kong, black silk big beautiful legs, he really couldn't help it.

With this drive, everyone in the audience roared with laughter.

Both Zhou Yang and Xiao Zhantian looked at Ye Chen with devouring eyes, gearing up, ready to wash away their shame by bloodbath.

Ye Chen raised his hand to apologize, "I didn't do it on purpose, I really can't help it."

"Don't worry, there must be my chat history behind this, so you can laugh at me casually then."

"I don't blame me for this matter. The key is that Lu Huakui is out of his mind. Let's beat him to death together if we have the courage."

Ye Chen seemed to be speaking generously, but actually he was thinking in his heart that his chat records are not as sloppy as Xiao Zhantian and Zhou Yang, they are very embarrassing, even if they are exposed, they will not die.

and many more……

Ye Chen's face changed, and he suddenly remembered that he had asked Xiaoyou to buy some top-notch tea at a high price.

"Is the tea you sent me ordinary tea, or..."

With a pale face, Ye Chen asked the cheeky man in front of him.

The cheeky man lowered his head shyly, "At first it was ordinary tea, but you said it tasted bad after you drank it, that I lied to you, and then..."

Ye Chen's stomach suddenly felt as if it was overwhelmed, and he wanted to vomit out bile.

But thinking that his chat records might be played on the big screen next, and suppressing the feeling of vomiting, he wanted to fly to the second floor and stop Lu Xuanyuan.

Xiao Zhantian and Zhou Yang had sharp eyes and quick hands, they held Ye Chen down and covered his mouth at the same time.

"What? Did you think of something bad? Didn't you have a good laugh just now?"

"Our society is dead, you still want to stay out of it?"

Qin Feng and Jiang Fan next to him had a chance to stop, but as the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat.

They looked at Ye Chen who was struggling desperately, but Zhou Yang put a big kitchen knife on his neck and could only give up resistance, his face was ashen.

They really wanted to know what it was that made Ye Chen, who had always been thick-skinned, afraid of being like this.

The five fates are like lobsters, you pinch me, I pinch you, and none of them can get out of the pool.

Lu Xuanyuan on the stage heard the roaring applause from the audience, was encouraged and became even more excited.

"Next, please see the third chat record."

"The nickname of this account is the descendant of the dragon. This one is amazing. The devil is seen in... um oh... the details. His licking skills are really good."

"I just learned from the program team that our staff members were licked by him so much that they couldn't bear it at first, but they gradually accepted it, and now they are even more tempted."

"He knew that this was a violation of secular love, and he didn't have the courage to confess, so he entrusted me to help him confess."

"There is really nothing difficult in the world... There is nothing difficult in the world, only for those who have a heart."

"The following is the confession: Brother Qin, before I met you, I licked many girls, but they yelled at me and treated me like a dog without dignity. I didn't know until I met you that the feeling of being licked and cared for by someone is so good."

"I said I was tired. Not only did you spend money to buy my tea, but you also spent a lot of time and energy playing games with me to decompress. You are a super-super-god ADC, but you can use your body to help me, a super-ghost assistant, block deadly skills. You don't care about breaking the immortal golden body, but blame yourself for not protecting me well."

"I said the game is not fun. You, who are about to win, hang up the phone and quit the game immediately, and then you want to buy me a gift. Instead of simply sending money, you sent me photos of jewelry, clothes, and cosmetics. You carefully introduced to me the style and characteristics of each product, and helped me analyze what suits me best."

"I said my grandpa broke his leg. Not only did you call a huge amount of medical bills, but you also chatted with me all night, about life, about ideals, about the stars, about the moon, and encouraged me to cheer up."

"There are many, many details. I know that when I saw Brother Qin, I was poisoned by you, and I could never leave your damn tenderness."

"As you said, I really want to be your little princess for the rest of my life, are you willing?
Lu Xuanyuan read the confession affectionately, then cleared his throat, suppressed his nausea and laughter, and expressed his opinion.

For the effect of the show, don't be shabby!
"This descendant of the dragon should be here too. Please abandon your worldly prejudices and stand up bravely to face this sincere and passionate love."

"You should also know how frequent the chat records are. If it weren't for your love, you would have been cheated out of your money. Why would our staff spend a lot of time and energy, even chatting with you all night?"

"Look at the content of these chats, our staff even forgot their job responsibilities, and directly said that he is a liar."

"However, the descendant of the dragon replied very interesting and very romantic, he said [Yeah, I have already seen that you are a liar, you cheated my heart]."

"There are a few more words, if you want to send Karoya's jewelry to our staff, all you need is to say dear."

"This is a picture that our photographer accidentally took at the time. You can see that our staff is really shy and really moved."

Lu Xuanyuan pointed to the big screen, and there was a fierce man with big arms, round waist, fleshy face, bald head and yellow teeth.

Facing Brother Qin's request of "Just shout! Cutie Yoyo, please".

He said shyly and blushingly, "Okay...Okay, just say it! Dear, dear, it's great to have you in this world!"

Lu Xuanyuan sighed with emotion, "Ask what love is in the world, and you will be followed by life and death."

"Since ancient times, love has left behind hatred, and this hatred has never stopped."

"Hey!"

Everyone's eyes shifted from Xiao Zhantian to Zhou Yang, and now to the shy, bald, yellow-toothed man in front of Qin Feng. This is the shy, ruthless man that appeared in the video just now.

In the end, the eyes converged on Qin Feng's side.

There was sincere shock and admiration in their eyes!

This licking skill is amazing plus.

Live subtitles.

【Brother Qin, you've done a great job at licking. Isn't this a certain licking dragon who drags his sister's flowers by his ears and runs around? 】

[Laughing, you can directly report the ID number of the right minister of the green department...]

[However, I have to say that the skill of Minister Licking Dragon has really reached the realm of perfection. 】

[Where are the licking dogs?Where did you go, come and meet the patriarch. 】

[It's the same as Knight Jiang just now, kiss me, and I have to finish the shot I made with tears. 】

At this moment, Qin Feng finally realized the feeling of embarrassment that Xiao Zhantian and Zhou Yang felt as if they were sitting on pins and needles just now, their faces flushed with anger.

He wanted to see what happened to Ye Chen, why was he the one who was exposed first?

Between embarrassment.

Qin Feng looked angrily at Lu Xuanyuan on the stage.

The culprit.

Zhou Yang and Xiao Zhantian looked at each other, feeling a sense of relief in their hearts.

With the kitchen knife pressed against his neck, Ye Chen couldn't speak, so he could only anxiously signal Jiang Fan with his eyes to go up and call for a stop.

"What are you doing? Keep your eyes open and wait for that bastard to finish talking obediently."

Under Xiao Zhantian's signal, Qin Feng moved quietly, blocking Jiang Fan's way.

Jiang Fan shook his head and said, "Don't worry, I won't go up. There's nothing too outrageous about my chat, and I may not be selected."

"Besides, from the moment I kissed..., I've already died, and it doesn't make sense to go on stage to stop me now."

On the stage, Lu Xuanyuan started and ended well, "Look at the last chat record below."

"The nickname of this account is Chen Hao. A typical person is stupid and has a lot of money. He spends 52013.14 yuan every day."

"That's okay, the key is that he made a very embarrassing but embarrassing request to our staff."

"Everyone, please look at the big screen."

On the big screen, the content of the chat was enlarged.

Chen Hao: [Xiao Youyou, I have plenty of money, but this is the tea I want to drink something different. 】

Xiaoyou: [Different?This is the only tea in my house. If you want to drink something different, it’s really not possible. I’ll go to another tea shop and buy some for you. 】

Chen Hao: [No, no, Xiao Youyou, you misunderstood, your tea is very good, but the picking method can be a little different. 】

Xiaoyou: [How can this picking method be different? 】

Chen Hao: [Well... Let me just say it, I want to drink the first cup of milk tea in summer. 】

Xiaoyou: [Milk tea?Then I'll order you a drink online. 】

Chen Hao: [No, no, I'm talking about Yuqian Maiden Tea, also known as lip tea and milk tea. 】

【That is, you use your lips to collect fresh buds and leaves, then store them in front of your body, and use your body temperature to perform the "initial baking" of the tea. 】

Xiaoyou: […]

Chen Hao: 【Don't be shy, I don't mean anything else, I just miss you so much, I'm not by your side, I just want to smell you. 】

The chat history shows that the time has passed by one day.

Chen Hao: [Your tea is not right, it is just ordinary tea, without any body fragrance, are you shy and embarrassed to pick it? 】

[We are all dating online, you will marry me in the future, there is nothing to be embarrassed about, I just want to taste the first cup of milk tea in summer. 】

[However, you can't buy too much milk tea, just give it to me. 】

Xiaoyou: […]

【Why!All right, then I will send it to you urgently. 】

The chat history shows that another day has passed.

Chen Hao: [Wow, I'm so fragrant after drinking it, Xiaoyouyou, you are so fragrant, the first cup of milk tea you brewed by yourself is so sweet to my heart. 】

Behind the chat record, there is also a short video.

He is a strong man with a height of 1.8 meters and a beard. He spreads tea leaves on his chest, and also spreads flower petals in a professional manner.

"Ouch!" This was the retching sound of the audience.

Among them, a man surnamed Ye really vomited, all the bile came out.

The audience turned their heads and looked around.

At this time, he vomited like this, so there was no need to guess who that Chen Hao was.

The subtitles in the live broadcast room were boiling, [Awesome, I thought the three-meter King Kong was awesome, but I didn't expect to have black silk and long legs. 】

[I thought the long legs in black silk were awesome, but I didn't expect there to be a licking dragon that can bend even a bald man. 】

[I thought that licking dragons was already the limit in the world, but I didn't expect that there are still strong players in the strong, and a mountain is higher than a mountain. 】

【Why!It's because my imagination is too lacking. Even if I have the financial resources of these guys and exhaust my life's wisdom, I can't play such a fancy game! 】

[As expected of Mr. Hualiu and Emperor Ye Tian, ​​this interest and taste are already invincible in the world. If you don’t compete with the sky, who will you compete with? 】

　Thanks to the book friend 20230328200516597 for the reward.

　　
　
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