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Chapter 232 You all always say that I am melon skin, but I am actually more witty!

Chapter 232 You all always say that I am a melon skin, but I am actually quite witty!
The whole place was silent.

Everyone's faces were suffocated, as if they were pinched by the neck.

The laughter was stuck in his throat, and he didn't dare to make a sound.

Who is this fake bald man?
System, Emperor Simulator, Dragon Soul, their respective plug-ins are running crazily.

But it all shows that this bald man is an ordinary person.

But if they were ordinary people, how could they easily hammer Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan into the concrete ground.

Who is this person?Coupled with the obvious feature of bald head, the answer is obvious.

Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan wanted to get out of the field first, but they were dizzy and had no strength.

Even Iron Man's helmet and soft ruler were smashed by the fist.

This is Tang Qiyu's "lightest" punch, and he has his own code of conduct.

No matter how bad the reputation of Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan is, at least they are the protagonists and have not done anything harmful.

Otherwise, if it were someone with a notorious crime, Tang Qiyu would have already kicked off the banquet with a single punch.

Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan asked their respective systems for help, but the Shenhao system and Wensheng system told them after analysis that it is best to let the bald man calm down first.

Otherwise, even if they spent the last bit of luck and used the strongest hole cards, they would still be on par with the bald man.

Ye Chen replaced the high-level mecha. Once the battle is worn out, the mecha will be damaged sooner or later without luck to repair the parts.

Lu Xuanyuan's Wensheng experience card also has a time limit.

In the end, it is definitely unbeatable.

After all, their temporary peak combat power is just the daily combat power of a bald man.

The best choice is to get up, in exchange for time to develop.

When Ye Chen has a high-end mecha production line and Lu Xuanyuan proves that he is a literary sage, he can try with the bald man whose head is harder.

Jiang Fan, Zhou Yang, Qin Feng and others also received warnings from their respective systems.

This made the arrogant and domineering protagonists of Destiny very unhappy.

There is no one to be the protagonist, and there is an invincible protagonist on his head.

Why can't they be invincible in the field, and have to work hard to develop?

In the face of such complaints, the systems will certainly not admit that the way of heaven behind them is a little weaker.

Their explanation is that the timeline is different. The bald man and the Yazhou immortal were weak in the past, and they will also be invincible in the future.

It's just that they, who are in the early stage of development, have met the protagonist who has already matured.

Su Yu knew the sea, and the god-level entertainment system also issued a warning.

However, unlike other protagonists, Su Yu has never believed in chicken thieves.

He didn't belittle himself, and he didn't intend to deliberately provoke these perverts.

She carefully observed every move of the bald man, the immortals in the courtyard, and the emperor.

It just so happens that these guys are cheap, and they can judge whether the strength and personality of these two perverts are a threat to Chen Xuan.

Chu Weiyang was in a hurry. If the protagonist's system is artificial intelligence, which can answer various questions, indicate the future direction, and calm the host's emotions, her external emperor simulator is an artificial mental retardation.

The bald man showed only one whiteboard fate [extremely smart].

The two suspected immortals and heavenly emperors in the courtyard are Baiban's destiny [Tiansheng Shenren] and [Zuo Wang Dao Zun].

Contradictory, too contradictory.

The bald man is so strong, and these three are obviously unusual good words, how could they all be whiteboard fates?
The five-color fighting chicken and Bai Qian stood by the courtyard gate, trembling, not daring to speak.

The whole scene is divided into three strange and harmonious parts with the courtyard gate as the critical line.

Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan outside the hospital tried to save themselves.

If you can't resist with strength, you can only follow the system's advice and find a way to coax the bald man to calm down.

"Big...Master, I'm sorry, I'm not knowledgeable enough, I shouldn't have laughed," Ye Chen said with a flattering smile.

"Master..." Tang Qiyu's face turned darker.

boom!boom!
With two "lightest" punches again, Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan had another big bump on their heads.

Lu Xuanyuan was beaten up, and he didn't dare to show his anger to Tang Qiyu. He looked at Ye Chen angrily.

"What master, this is the host, no, this is Lord Living Buddha, you are the most handsome monk I have ever seen, no, the most handsome Buddha."

"Presiding... Living Buddha... Buddha?"

"Do I look so much like a monk?"

Every time Lu Xuanyuan changed his address, Tang Qiyu's face turned darker.

boom!boom!boom!boom!boom!boom!
Each "lightest" three punches made Lu Xuanyuan and Ye Chen's eyes watery.

"Are you educated? If you can't speak, don't say it. I said at least I just hit it once," Ye Chen gasped, enduring the pain and mocking.

Tang Qiyu squatted down, looking at the two heads on the ground full of desire to survive, and the extremely dazzling hair.

Like touching Nasus, he rubbed his two heads, muttering unwillingly: "Why do I lose my hair when I'm so handsome, and why don't you lose your hair when you're so ugly?"

"This..." Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan looked at each other awkwardly and proudly.

They wanted to flatter them, but until they figured out Tang Qiyu's temperament, they didn't dare to say anything casually, so they could only straighten their heads and cooperate obediently with Tang Qiyu's head-to-head killing.

Tang Qiyu sighed, he usually knew these two guys online.

He didn't have a lot of evil deeds, but he wasn't a good person either, at least restless.

Courageous and relentless, this is the character that Cthulhu Tiandao is most likely to influence.

They themselves have some potential talents, which should be controlled.

Tang Qiyu's destruction of the Ten Great Caves slowed down the recovery of the spiritual energy, but he didn't know whether it would continue to work in the future.

It is best to be prepared with both hands, to control people with unstable character and some talents.

Tang Qiyu pulled Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan up a little so that their hands could move.

Then he took out two math test papers, "Do it, finish it in two hours, as long as you pass, you will be released. It doesn't matter, but you have to be serious."

"If you desert, once, I'll punch you."

Everyone looked at each other, feeling indescribably absurd.

Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan looked at the math papers with a headache. They are already social people, and their math knowledge has long been returned to the teacher.

But it doesn't matter, they are subconsciously planning to ask the system for help to complete this set of papers in minutes.

Then, "Bang! Bang!" twice.

"Just after you finished speaking, you started to desert?"

"Also, cheating is not allowed in the exam. Listen to the two light ball monsters on you. If you help cheat and hinder their progress in their studies, I will find you and beat them together!"

Faced with the danger of being shot in the head, Ye Chen urged: "System sauce, it's fine if he threatens me, and he threatens you, can this be tolerated?"

"Host, I think it's a good thing for you to have this precious learning opportunity and to have such a strong teacher to teach you. You should cherish it, do the papers, and don't miss out."

It is not easy to say comforting words such as the Shenhao system is patient, the factory is in production, and the technology tree is climbing.

"..." Ye Chen fell silent.

On Lu Xuanyuan's side, the answer given to him by the Wensheng system was similar.

All the back roads were blocked. Facing Tang Qiyu's raised fist again, he could only start writing the paper with tears in his eyes.

Ye Chen is a little better, he was admitted to Jianghai University by his own ability, he still has a high school math foundation, and he used to be a top student, he entered the state after brushing the questions and doing it.

Lu Xuanyuan can't do it anymore. If it's a Chinese test paper, he can write a small composition with the talent of the Wensheng system.

But for math problems, it is useless to memorize the formulas!Not understanding is not understanding.

At the beginning, he still had self-confidence, feeling that he was a literary sage, and what he learned was not easy to grasp.

But if I forcibly apply those mathematical formulas and example solutions to the questions, I get dizzy, and I slip away without knowing it.

Then there was another blow to the head, which brought tears to his eyes.

Ye Chen, who was entering the state to work hard on the questions, saw this scene, and immediately lost the thought of being aggrieved and angry, and was full of pride and pride.

Pooh!The oiran is the oiran, and every day he still says that he is a cultural person, so it's revealed now!

You all always say that I am a melon skin, but in fact I am more witty!
Seeing Tang Qiyu frowning and looking over, Ye Chen immediately withdrew his divergent thoughts and re-immersed in the joy of learning.

Hmm... After finishing the test papers and grading the results, I will make a good joke about this oiran with long hair and short knowledge.

Tang Qiyu looked at Bai Qian, "Come out again to help the teacher recruit students? Come and get the test papers. After skipping classes for so many days, the evening self-study will be extended later, and I have to make up my homework."

Bai Qian didn't dare to say more, so she quickly ran over to get the test paper, then squatted on the ground thinking hard, not daring to be distracted in the slightest.

The five-color fighting chicken wanted to leave, but seeing Tang Qiyu's gaze, he explained cautiously: "This seat... I have sealed my cultivation, so I can't transform into a human form, and I can't do the test paper."

Tang Qiyu frowned a little, he was anxious about the doomsday, and somehow became stronger after losing his hair after exercising.

Invincible in strength and invincible in defense, but he doesn't know much about cultivation, so he can't help the five-color fighting chicken recover its cultivation.

But it's not a big problem, he took out a jade slip, "Since you can transmit sound with spiritual thoughts, then write the answer on this jade slip."

Tang Qiyu looked at the people in the courtyard again, "Everyone who is interested, come and do the papers. By the way, let me introduce myself. My name is Tang Qiyu. You can call me Teacher Qiyu."

Everyone was a little scared when they heard the news, no one wanted to do the math test paper.

At this time, you can see the level of IQ.

Qin Feng and Zhou Yang took a step back with their families and girlfriends.

The clever ones, such as Dayangyang, and Li Wan'er retreated behind the whiteboard fates [Zuo Wang Dao] and [Natural God and Man].

Chu ignored the original thinking that his cultivation was not bad, after all, he was one of the top masters in the world, and wanted to maintain his demeanor as a big boss.

But the world changed a little too fast. He thought of Sima Xiu, who was beaten up by Chen Xuan, and Tang Qiyu's perverted fighting power, so he retreated to the side of Dayangyang from his heart.

As the uncle of the emperor, it is reasonable for him to protect the safety of Da Yangyang.

Su Yu retreated to the middle position between Qin Feng and Chu Weiyang, and stood a little to the side.

The smartest one belongs to Jiang Fan.

In front of many protagonists and empresses, he successfully pretended for the first time and found the Immortal of Yazhou.

It is the time when the spirit is high and the mind is most active.

He was already a little upset, but he just pretended to be like that, before he could feel the surprise and admiration of Chu Weiyang, Su Yu and other beauties, the Jinzhou host suddenly appeared and stole the limelight.

His eyes lit up when he saw the five-color fighting chicken being forced to do the questions, and the big Yangyang's actions.

He walked up to the Taoist who had just yelled "Xiao Kun sees off the guests".

This person has a childlike face with white hair, a fairy-like bone, a white robe, a bun on his head, three green goat beards under his jaw, a whisk in one hand, and a purple bamboo flute in the other. His eyes are as bright and wise as clear spring water.

What a man of integrity, this must be the Immortal of Yazhou.

Apart from him, no one dared to call the majestic beast king Kunpeng Xiaokun.

As for the hospital gown exposed from the inside of the robe, Jiang Fan didn't take it seriously. Since he lives in seclusion here, it is normal to wear a hospital gown.

Little hidden in the wild, big hidden in the city.

Being able to hide in a mental hospital shows that this is a boss!

The other person is not very old, he looks about 40 years old, his facial features are profound, and his outline is clear. Although he is not wearing a robe, he only has a set of hospital clothes marked "Nanming County Third Mental Hospital", but he walks like a dragon. Walking like a tiger, every gesture of his hands and feet reveals a natural imperial arrogance.

This should be the Emperor of Heaven that the Yazhou Immortal said just now.

Jiang Fan didn't feel the cultivation of the two of them, but this was normal, and he couldn't feel Tang Qiyu's cultivation either.

With them here, it is not the Jinzhou host who has the final say.

Jiang Fan clasped his hands in salute, and said neither humble nor overbearing: "I'm the next Heavenly Master, Jiang Fan, and I've met two fellow Taoists."

Immortal Venerable and Heavenly Emperor heard the words, their expressions straightened, and they returned the gift together.

"My next immortal, Li Changshou, has met fellow Taoist."

"In the next day, the emperor smoked a fire, and I met a fellow Taoist."

Jiang Fan was a little surprised when he heard the words, he didn't expect the Immortal Venerable and the Heavenly Emperor to give face so much, without any airs, unlike the hostess of Jinzhou who put on airs.

"It turned out to be the Immortal Lord of Longevity and Emperor Huowang, who have admired their names for a long time!" Jiang Fan tried to get closer and establish contacts.

"Have you heard of us? Could it be that you also came down from the heavens in your previous life?" Immortal Venerable and Heavenly Emperor were overjoyed.

"Uh... almost, I was the head of the four great celestial masters in the celestial world in my previous life!" Jiang Fan fabricated that it was the easiest way to get closer when meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign land.

Now that he has Xianzun and Tiandi as friends, his confidence has greatly increased.

Jiang Fan looked around contemptuously, they were all timid and afraid of getting into trouble, so this is the one who pays the destiny?
I have to go out and solve this matter.

He gave Dayangyang a reassuring look, then pointed to the five-color fighting chicken outside who was seriously working on the problem, and said with righteous indignation: "Changshou Immortal, this bald donkey has too long hands, how dare you let your guard take care of you?" Mountain gods and beasts do the questions."

"You are open-minded. Adults don't remember villains, and you don't want to argue with him."

"But the bald donkey doesn't necessarily appreciate it. He might think that you and the Emperor of Heaven are afraid of him."

"For the honor of my Taoist sect, please make sure that the two fellow Taoists make a move, so that this bald thief will know how powerful he is, and also demonstrate the majesty of my Taoist sect."

Immortal Venerable and Heavenly Emperor are often in a state of half-illusion and half-illusion. They just didn't notice that the five-color fighting chicken was forced to do the problem.

Now Jiang Fan reminded them that they frowned, and the dignity of the Daoist sect should not be desecrated.

"Fellow Daoist Bald Donkey, you're over now, hurry back to your Western Paradise."

Jiang Fan looked at Tang Qiyu complacently, "I'm an Immortal Venerable and a Heavenly Emperor, two against one, what can you do?"
then……

He saw Tang Qiyu with a charcoal complexion soaring into the sky and stepping over the courtyard gate.

boom! boom! boom!
On the marble floor of the mental hospital, there were three more scallions.

boom!boom! ...

Tang Qiyu hammered repeatedly in bewilderment.

"Vald donkey, I'll let you say bald donkey..."

In the severe pain of the violent storm, Jiang Fan looked at the Immortal Venerable and Heavenly Emperor who were also beaten violently, "Longevity Immortal Venerable, Huowang Emperor, you..."

Emperor Xianhuowang looked up at the sky and laughed, "Hahaha! Daoist, I am the Daoist!"

 Thanks to the book friends for the reward of the final magic seal book.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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