Tokyo Girlfriend Guide.

Chapter 106 Love Cheats (Updated)
on Tuesday
Tokyo, Sendagi, single apartment

Hojo Kyosuke, who slept peacefully until the alarm clock vibrated, opened his eyes, looked at the T-shirt and shorts on his body, and smiled with satisfaction, finally it was not a school uniform anymore.

Sitting on the sofa in the living room after washing up, eating breakfast, he opened the memo on his phone.

snack?What's the matter with the children eating some snacks, that is, Mitsuha Miyamizu has no money, otherwise he would like to let the little girl Yotsuba keep talking all day long.

As for the others, Hojo Kyosuke ignored them directly.Excellent people cannot be covered up, I hope Mitsuha Miyamizu can do it for herself.

Although he thought very strongly in his heart, he still felt a little guilty about what he did yesterday, and he didn't know how Miyamizu Mitsuha would be treated today.

Picking up the manuscript paper on the low table that was obviously different from his own handwriting, because Miyamizu Mitsuha highly praised this masterpiece in the memo, Kyosuke Hojo took it very seriously.

Let me see what epics the priestesses of the ancient shrines can write.

1 minutes later

Is this really me?Is this really about her?Hojo Kyosuke was full of question marks.

In Mitsuha Miyamizu's writing, he became an unlucky guy who was obviously weak but liked to fight, and had three part-time jobs a day but was full of mistakes.And Mitsuha Miyamizu is a wise and courageous, talented goddess.

With the help of the Goddess Maiden, I have reaped countless loves, and have since become a winner in life.

But the shrine maiden returned to the shrine on the mountain and continued to serve the god.

But in the end, he thought of the Goddess again, so he broke up with the girlfriend whom the Goddess helped him chase, and searched all over the world for the Goddess, but to no avail, and regretted it all his life.

Frankly, the writing is fine.In particular, the ending is very charming, which is in line with the consistent preferences of the Neon people, but not in line with Hojo Kyosuke's appetite.

Putting away the messy story adapted, Hojo Kyosuke took a look at what "he" did yesterday.

Fortunately, the simple-minded Mitsuha Miyamizu seems to only care about eating, and a large part of the character log is describing how delicious the cake he ate yesterday.

Aside from being funny, Hojo Kyosuke also took a closer look.I don't know why she wrote it so carefully. Is it to keep it for a good aftertaste?
In other words, the memory of the exchange seems to be much clearer today?Hojo Kyosuke can already remember that there is a big and beautiful lake where Mitsuha Miyamizu is.

Come to school and study hard.

Shisaki Tetsuta looked at his elder brother who was reciting ancient prose, doubts flashed in his eyes, after thinking for a while, he picked up an exercise book.

"Hojo, how do you solve this problem?" It was a geometry problem.

Hojo Kyosuke glanced at it, casually drew a straight line on the graph, and said, "Go ahead."

Then he continued to endorse. Thanks to a certain "God Witch", his study time was further compressed, and he had to pay close attention to studying liberal arts.

Tetsuta Shisaki took back the exercise booklet, and immediately flipped through the answers. It was indeed necessary to draw an auxiliary line like the elder brother did.

This efficiency is indeed only achieved by the eldest brother, Tetsuta Shisaki suppressed the doubts that had been accumulated in his heart yesterday.

During the lunch break, Hojo Kyosuke did not choose to sleep.

Sleeping on a deck chair, eating fruit brought by an unknown subordinate.Dongcheng is a prestigious private school, so people from all over the world will be admitted, and it is not surprising that there are subordinates from farmers.As for the fruit money, Maki Kyosuke will use the activities of the Kendo Club to make up for it.

It is also an important job of the Kendo Department to keep the swordsmanship instructor happy physically and mentally!That's what the guy said.

The light at noon was filtered by the pergola and was suitable for reading, so Kyosuke Hojo took out the "Love Metronome" he bought on the weekend and read it in the warm breeze.

Ok?
What about the love beat?How is such a story?

This is a novel that is difficult to judge good or bad. Although it is a light novel, it is female-oriented.The novel is full of the author's virtuoso writing skills, and the whole book is told from the perspective of the absolute protagonist Sayuka.And many of her deeds are difficult for readers to understand. Fortunately, Hojo Kyosuke read it with the idea of ​​learning advanced otaku knowledge.Otherwise, there is no way to read the heroine's past from the details of the novel.

To sum up, the heroine Sayuka, who has a bad past, meets the heroine, and the two start a love story that cannot have an ending.

Well……

Do all the current nerds like such obscure novels?Can they really understand?

Hojo Kyosuke was skeptical, but this novel was clearly recommended by the clerk, indicating that the sales volume was very good, and Eriri also said that it was a good novel.

I was a little sleepy because I didn't take a nap, but now I am confused by this novel.Squeezing his temples and forcibly pulling himself together, Hojo Kyosuke began to read for the second time.

"Hey, Chief, what are you looking at?"

The one who spoke was Onizuka Hideyoshi who found the news in the chat room that the chief hadn't taken a nap.After listening to the chief executive's small love class yesterday, he and Tanma Ryuji still had a lot to say about each other, so now they come here whenever they have the opportunity.

"Good afternoon, Onizuka, Danma."

"Good afternoon, Chief."

Danma Ryuji was much more disciplined than Onitsuka Hideyoshi. He bowed and said hello before sitting down on the chair, while Onitsuka Hideyoshi was already eating an apple.

"Well, Chief, is there anything more you can teach us about what you said yesterday?" Tanma Ryuji asked expectantly.

What did you say yesterday?

Kyosuke Hojo, who was already in a daze, was taken aback by what he said, and after thinking for three seconds, he remembered the sentence written in the memo in the morning: "Before eating cake, I was bored and taught Onizuka Hidekichi and Danma Ryuji some love Knowledge".

Look at the words "boring" and "casual", and then look at the shining eyes of the two people in front of them full of desire and knowledge.Hojo Kyosuke is full of vomit, what kind of idiot subordinates.

Without answering a word, Hojo Kyosuke shook the book in his hand, signaling the two to get out of here.

Ok?
Ghost bomb, no, the duo of idiots saw his movements, looked at each other with question marks, then squatted aside and started whispering.

"What does the chief mean?"

"Are you telling us to get out?"

"No, how could someone as good as the chief executive not want to teach us how to pick up girls!"

"Then what does that mean?"

"Remember the question I asked the chief when I first came in?"

"You mean?"

"That's right! The chief meant that he put all the answers in that book!"

"Oh! "Love Metronome", so that's it! As expected of the director, even though he is already so powerful, he is still constantly enriching himself. I want to buy a copy right away, no, buy two copies!"

"Then what are you waiting for, let's go!"

"President, then let's take our leave first, I wish you prosperity in martial arts." The two bowed ninety degrees excitedly.

After listening to the idiot whispers of the idiot duo, Hojo Kyosuke didn't want to talk to them anymore, and still lifted the book and shook it.

Seeing the chief's actions, the idiot duo showed even more excitement on their faces. When they went down the stairs, they all rolled into a ball because they ran too fast.

After a while, Kyosuke Hojo, who heard the roar of the exhaust pipe, put down his book, walked to the rooftop, and looked outside the school gate.It really is a duo of idiots, the two of them can't wait to buy books before school is over.

After that, they will be prohibited from making noise in the urban area, which is too disturbing.

With that in mind, he returned to the recliner.

As for the misunderstanding of the book by the duo of idiots?If you buy it, you will buy it. It is a love light novel. Reading more of these may help their stupid minds to open up.

One and two, obviously in good shape, good personality, and single mother, it's embarrassing for him as the boss.

After taking a sip of iced cola, he cleared his mind a little, and Kyosuke Hojo began to watch "Love Metronome" again with the attitude of doing reading comprehension.

What he didn't know was that at this moment, in the chat room where Angel of the Runaways didn't have him, a word was spreading like a virus.

"Do you want to know why I have so many girlfriends? I wrote them all in the novel called "Love Metronome"."

No one knows what the ghost explosion duo said at the beginning, anyway, when it was posted in the chat room, things have been seriously deformed, from learning from Kitajo Kyosuke to writing tutorials by him.

Some time later, when the bad things in Nerima District and Ota District, which are far away from the edge of Tokyo, are mentioned, the story has changed.

"Have you heard? The second generation of the runaway angel, the strongest villain in the new generation of Tokyo."

"No, no, it's not the strongest villain, but the strongest villain for picking up girls?"

"No, no, you all remember wrongly. It is the most vicious and evil in the history of the dual combination of a handless demon and a ruthless girl-picking machine." Minor d said.

"Siguoyi!!!"

"He wrote why he was so strong and why he was so good at picking up girls in a novel called "Love Metronome"."

"Where can I buy this book?"

The onlookers all blushed when they heard it, and they wished to learn it immediately. After all, most people who are bad are idiots.

"Hey, I've bought all the books in Nerima District. Since everyone is in the same organization, I sold them to you at a low price."

Minion D pulled out a cardboard box from under his buttocks. After he heard the news from the sixth district of the city, he immediately went to a nearby bookstore to buy it.But I ran to many places and couldn't find it. Finally, I found it in a bookstore that specializes in helping publishers sell returned books.

At that time, the bookstore was full of people who wanted to buy this book. He looked at it and found that they were basically people with the same hairstyle and temperament as him.

Being smart since he was a child, he instantly found a business opportunity, decisively borrowed from everyone around him, and bought all the remaining books in that bookstore.

As for whether it can be sold out, he is not worried at all, because since the news of the second-generation solo massacre of the second-generation angel of the runaway angel, and twice, has spread in Tokyo's bad circles.There are a lot more black motorcycles in the bosozoku. You must know that in the past, everyone preferred "conspicuous" colors.But in order to imitate the adult, they were all blacked out.

What's even more exaggerated is that many people have found out that the lord learned kendo in the gymnasium in Minato City. Every weekend, the Metropolitan Expressway downtown loop line is full of bad guys riding motorcycles to Minato to learn.Even if he has no time or money to go, he will ask for a bamboo knife of the same style to enshrine at home, hoping that he can become stronger like that adult.

So, now that I heard the "inside news" from the runaway angel, although this novel called "Love Metronome" is just an ordinary love light novel no matter how you look at it, it is impossible not to sell it!

"I want one!"

"Hey, Hiroshima, they are all members of the same organization, so selling them at twice the price is too much."

"If you don't buy it, get out of the way, I want two copies!"

"Asshole, that's too selfish. If you buy two copies, what will you do if the people behind you can't buy them?"

……

In less than 10 minutes, all the novels in the cardboard boxes of Minor d Hiroshima were turned into money.

After counting the money, Hiroshima rode his motorcycle non-stop and went to other districts to see if he could buy some more "Metronome of Love".

He heard that in some places, instant noodles can become hard currency, and now it seems that this novel also has this potential!
It's a pity that he thought too much, ran out two tanks of gas, and went around four or five districts, but he couldn't buy another copy of "Love Metronome".

hateful!

Unreconciled, Hiroshima carefully came to Bunkyo, the base camp of the runaway angel, with a pilgrimage heart.

The night has begun to cover the sky, and there are more and more strange-shaped motorcycles on the street.

Because Masaki Kyosuke made it clear when he was in office that people from other groups are not welcome to come to Bunkyo District with bad identities, so the bad guys who are afraid of runaway angels call this place a restricted area.

Now replaced by the more terrifying second-generation armless demon, Bunkyo District has become a bad hell.

Upon entering the place, Hiroshima felt a distinct difference.First of all, there is no roar of motorcycles.

There were so many motorcycles coming and going on Mingming Street that didn't show the members of the Runaway Angels, but they all kept quiet and drove in one direction silently.

Hiroshima can't figure out what's going on here, and hitting the gas pedal is the biggest bad hobby.It was also because he was an outsider, otherwise there would have been a blast.

Although he was very scared, Hiroshima silently followed the runaway angels and drove towards the place where they gathered.

On the way, a member of the Runaway Angel asked him why he was here, and Hiroshima tentatively took out the "Love Metronome" in his arms, wanting to say that he came to ask for this cheat book.

But before he had time to speak, Onizuka Hideyoshi, one of the famous Onibo duo, laughed and patted him on the shoulder, saying that he was a fellow, so let's come together.

At a fork in the highway, there is a place on the side of the road that looks like an abandoned construction site, and motorcycles with more than three digits are parked in a circle.

When we arrived at the place and saw so many people, Hiroshima finally felt relieved.Many motorcycles have logos of other groups, even the "Six Hands" that Hiroshima belongs to.

That's right, probably because of the name of this organization, the people in their group are more afraid of this second-generation runaway angel called "The Demon Without Hands" than others.After all, isn't this Tianke?

He also saw an acquaintance who had bought ten books from him before.This meeting is sitting among a bunch of people they don't know, proudly showing off a bunch of "Love Metronome" in their hands.

"Hiroshima, come here, the book club is about to start!" The members of the Angels who had already gotten to know each other on the road just now shouted at him.

"Oh, here we come." Before he had time to think about what the book club was, Hiroshima quickly ran over.

After Onizuka Hideyoshi came, the delinquents who were originally divided into countless circles all gathered together.

He stood on a high platform piled up with several gasoline barrels, holding a copy of "Love Metronome" in his hand.

"Hey, Onitsuka, why didn't I see how to become stronger from this book at all?"

Before Onizuka Hideyoshi started his speech, a strong man with a vest, a monk's hair, and a fierce face shouted in dissatisfaction.

Ok?Become stronger?What gets stronger?Doesn't this book teach people to fall in love?

Onizuka Hideyoshi, who originally wanted to share the love tips he learned from this book, was in a daze.

"Bastard, if it's so easy for you to see, isn't everyone able to be a demon without hands?"

The loud tongue-tapping sound came from another corner, and just listening to the ten-fold and eighteen-fold sound, one could know that the speaker must be a villain above the small boss.

Although the scene looked chaotic, in fact, everyone was seated according to the organization they belonged to, and that person was standing in a crowd of more than 20 people.

"That's right, besides, I don't care about getting stronger, I just want to know how to find a girlfriend with this book."

"That's right, Appa's stupid brain can't understand this book at all, don't interrupt and let Ghost Burst tell the secret of this book."

The one who spoke was the captain and deputy captain of the Dongwan [-]rd division who was beaten by Hojo Kyosuke last time.

"That's right, no matter how powerful it is, it can't be more powerful than a demon without hands. It's better to learn how to pick up girls."

"Yep"

……

Others also booed one after another. In this case, the monk head who wanted to become stronger could only do it obediently, then took out a notepad and began to concentrate on listening to the lecture.

call

Seeing that the scene was stable again, Onizuka Eiji and Danma Ryuji breathed a sigh of relief.Just now their little brother had told them the legend of the severe deformation.

The two yelled in their hearts that it was not good, not because they were afraid that those deceitful people who had been fooled would cause trouble for them, but because they were afraid that their chief executive would reward them with "extra training".

"It's all the fault of you idiot. The president kindly told us the learning materials, just hide and study quietly, you have to show off everywhere!" Danma Ryuji punched Onitsuka Eiji in the back of the head.

"Long Er, you have to be conscientious to be a human being. Aren't you the one who showed off in the chat room the first time?"

...the two looked at each other.

"What now?" Onizuka Hideyoshi asked.

"Didn't you say you want to hold a book club? Wouldn't it be good to take them to study?"

"but……"

"Do you have any other good ideas?"

"Or, call Saki Tetsuta, that guy should be very smart."

"That's fine, anyway, he is a military adviser, so it's only natural for him to do such a thing?"

So the two of them sent an urgent message to lure Shisaki Tetsuta here.

When the latter came here, there was a burst of reading aloud amidst the loud sound of the accelerator.I don't know what the two ghosts and violence said, but they really read the novel with those bad things.

However, to be able to believe the bad guys who were fooled here by the rumors, their own heads are not bright, they are all those who can't find a girlfriend and are eager to find a girlfriend.

Danma Ryuji, who had been waiting outside for a long time, was overjoyed when he saw Tetsuta Kirisaki, and without saying a word, he dragged the latter into the circle, and told him what happened while walking, and the latter was pushed away with a dazed expression. He went on stage to replace Hideyoshi Onizuka, who was already sweating profusely.

"Well, why do people have to turn the accelerator while studying?" Tetsuta Shisaki asked Eizuka Onizuka who wanted to run away.

"I tell them that the sound of the gas pedal helps to comprehend the content of the book."

"Actually?"

"As long as you hear the sound of the accelerator, your blood will surge, you can't think at all, and your head will turn into wood."

Well, even if it can't be like this, it can still stun their heads, Shisaki Tetsuta let go of his hand.

After tidying up the white special attack uniform with the military division written on his body, Tetsuta Misaki walked up to the high platform of the gasoline barrel.Although the gasoline barrel under his feet didn't shake at all, he was a little worried about whether there was still gasoline in it.But before he stepped onto the stage and received everyone's attention, he immediately showed a confident smile.

The two ghosts thought it was troublesome, but he thought it was a great opportunity to help his elder brother expand his influence.

Next, Shisaki Tetsuta used his clever brain and fluent speech skills to start fooling the bad people below.Once someone finds a loophole in his words and refute this novel called "Love Metronome", he immediately presents the iron proof of his elder brother Kyosuke Hojo's invincibility.

The farce was declared over half an hour later, and the villains dispersed in a daze.

What have you learned?No.

This novel called "Love Metronome" is useless?fart!
So why didn't you learn something?Because we are too stupid.

Have you gained anything?Knowing that the handsless demon is indeed a ruthless pickup machine is really amazing.

Do you still want to watch "Love Metronome" in the future?Of course you have to watch it!You can always learn something by watching it several times!
In summary, buy it!Buy me "Love Metronome"!
……

time forward
In Dongcheng Middle School, Hojo Kyosuke, who continued to study hard after the lunch break, had no idea what kind of trouble the two of them would cause.

When he came to the Kendo Club after school, he got the best news of the day.

I don't know how Masaki Kyosuke did it, but he actually got a certificate of appointment as an instructor of the Kendo Department with Hojo Kyosuke's name on it.

In other words, he can get his salary, which is not a lot!

The good news is not over yet. Not long after the kendo club started practicing, there was a knock on the door, and then a group of people in silver school uniforms poured in.

The person who came was a member of the Kendo Club of the Kaikyu Branch, and Chiji Katagiri, who couldn't wait to receive the guidance of the chief, directly brought all the members of the Kendo Club to Dongcheng.

After hearing that Hojo Kyosuke became the instructor of the Tojo Kendo Club, Katagiri Satoshi immediately said that the school will issue a letter of appointment tomorrow!
Because it is only a part-time job, the sum of the two salaries is only 300 million yen per year. Although it is almost half lower than the salary of a regular teacher in Tojo, Hojo Kyosuke is still very satisfied.

So this time the two schools practiced together for the first time, he made great efforts.Knock down each person more than [-] times on average, making all the members painful and happy.

After finishing club activities, Hojo Kyosuke came to the Garden of Words with a huge sum of money to start eating and drinking for nothing for today.

On the other side, Wako City is a medium-sized city located in the southern part of Saitama Prefecture.

An ordinary apartment building, white walls, white bed, white nightdress; red chair, red computer, red pupils; black wardrobe, black desk, black stockings.

It's hard to imagine that such a beautiful girl can be born in a small and obscure city like Wako City.

The black silk wrapped around the thigh is 10d-15d by visual inspection, which not only highlights the unique sensuality of the thigh, but also vaguely sees the fair skin underneath.

The round and plump thighs are squeezed by the weight of the body and the chair, and the leg flesh "flows out" slightly to the sides.But it doesn't look fat at all, instead it makes people want to tear the black silk, so that the white legs inside can be liberated.

(End of this chapter)