Daming: Brother, there is no future for monks, let's rebel

"These people...should be the brain-dead fans of later generations."

Looking at the person being denounced in front of him, Zhu Han couldn't help but sigh.

The scene in front of me is exactly the same as some things that will happen in later generations.

It was obvious that Chong Yunzi was an ordinary liar, but in the eyes of these people, he was an omnipotent god.

He cannot even tolerate the slightest slander from others.

Whenever someone comes up with a different opinion, they will immediately be sprayed to pieces by these people.

They even use their own imagination to create characters and rationalize any weird behavior of Chong Yunzi.

With the continuous efforts of these people, Cong Yunzi became more and more flawless.

In this case, many people do not understand Chong Yunzi at all.

I was immediately put through a thick filter by these idiotic fans. Don’t think of Zhongjunzi as a great divine figure.

After waiting for about a quarter of an hour, the two people at the door suddenly announced: "Someone has left inside, now..."

Before he could finish his words, some people at the door began to bid wildly again.

"I'll pay thirty taels of silver!"

"Fifty taels of silver, I will give you fifty taels, as long as the Taoist priest is willing to see me."

While they were bidding, Zhu Han had already squeezed to the front quietly under the protection of Jin Yiwei.

Zhang Fengnian directly handed ten taels of silver to each of the two gatekeepers: "I'm Zhang Fengnian, you two. I came here to visit the Taoist priest today."

Upon hearing this name, the eyes of the two of them suddenly glowed with blazing light.

It looked as if what they were looking at was not a person, but a moving golden mountain.

Zhang Fengnian is currently Chong Yunzi's largest customer. He alone has contributed more than 100,000 taels of silver.

Not to mention Zhang Fengnian was very generous, he directly rewarded each of them with ten taels of silver.

Even if Zhang Fengnian didn't give them money, the two of them would never dare to stop Zhang Fengnian.

After receiving the money, the two became more respectful.

"It turns out to be Boss Zhang. The Taoist Master has already given instructions. If you are here, please just go in. There is no need to queue."

"Next time you come, please send someone to notify us directly so that we can go greet you and save you from having to squeeze in with others."

Seeing these two people trying to please Zhang Fengnian without any bottom line, the others immediately became dissatisfied.

"You're not allowed to go in. He came later than us. Why should he go in before us?"

"Even if you want to go in before us, you have to pay for it? Isn't it possible that my money is not silver?"

The two gatekeepers hurriedly explained.

"Donors, this benefactor is different from you. He is a friend of the Taoist Priest. The Taoist Priest specifically ordered him to enter in advance."

Hearing what the gatekeeper said, the eyes of the people around him suddenly focused on Zhang Fengnian.

"How come the Taoist Priest's friends haven't heard of it?"

"Wait a minute, this person looks familiar to me."

"I remembered, he is Zhang Fengnian, one of the top ten official grain merchants."

Hearing Zhang Fengnian's name, everyone at the door couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

Zhang Fengnian may not be so famous in other places, but in Yanjing and Datong Prefecture, the three words Zhang Fengnian can already be placed together with Shen Wansan and Zhou Gushan.

They are all ordinary businessmen, wealthy people who can only look up to them.

When they heard that it was him, those who were originally filled with righteous indignation suddenly became lifeless.

This is not entirely because they were frightened by Zhang Fengnian's reputation.

But because Chong Yunzi became famous because he helped Zhang Fengnian get rid of the evil dragon that possessed him.

In order to repay Chong Yunzi, Zhang Fengnian directly donated 100,000 taels of incense money to Chong Yunzi.

This is a full 100,000 taels. Even if many of them are wealthy, they have never seen so much money in their lives.

If it were someone else, they would naturally be dissatisfied, but no one could really say a word against Zhang Fengnian.

Zhang Fengnian clasped his fists at the people around him: "I have no choice but to take the first step. It's really uneasy because the evil dragon is haunting me and my body."

"So the Taoist priest has expelled the possessed evil dragon for me, but the Taoist priest also said that he does not have enough laws to completely eliminate the evil dragon, so I often ask the Taoist priest for advice, and I ask for your convenience."

In any case, with Zhang Fengnian's current status, it is very valuable to be able to explain it to people like them.

Therefore, few people present disagreed and waved their hands to express that they did not mind.

Zhu Han looked at Zhang Fengnian and sighed secretly in his heart.

It can only be said that no one is perfect. Zhang Fengnian, who had no obvious shortcomings in dealing with people and things, was deceived by an old liar.

Chong Yunzi's residence was not particularly large, because originally this guy just fled to Datong Mansion, and was even forced to join the White Lotus Sect, so he was not particularly well-off.

Later, relying on the magic secrets taught to him by the White Lotus Sect, and after becoming famous, it was not so easy to change places.

After all, almost everyone knows where he lives here.

Moreover, in order to create the image of his senior master, Chong Yunzi also deliberately built himself into a spiritual master who did not eat the fireworks of the world.

If you change to a luxurious house now, you might be suspected by others.

Such things as deception must not arouse the slightest suspicion in the target.

This is like throwing a cup.

A cup accidentally fell to the ground. The owner found that it was not broken, so he was curious to see if he would break it.

So the distance of falling the cup is increased one by one until the cup actually breaks.

From the moment one is suspected, exposure is inevitable.

Because no matter what the liar says, the other party will never believe it unconditionally like before.

As long as every sentence can be verified more, all kinds of irrationality will soon be discovered.

Therefore, in order to maintain your own personality as much as possible and reduce unnecessary suspicion.

Even though he was no longer short of money, Chong Yunzi still lived in this small courtyard that was not luxurious, and repeatedly refused Zhang Fengnian's request to change him to a larger house. And it was precisely because of Chong Yunzi's repeated excuses that Zhang Fengnian felt more and more that this Chong Yunzi was a rare outsider.

The courtyard is not too big, and there is a screen at the entrance.

Zhu Han, Zhang Fengnian and others saw Chong Yunzi immediately after crossing the screen.

It's no big deal if you can't see him. He is the most conspicuous person in the whole yard.

A high platform was built in the middle of the courtyard, with an incense burner and altar placed on the high platform.

Next to the altar, a Taoist priest in Taoist robes was jumping up and down with a mahogany sword. What was his colleague screaming?

Others couldn't hear clearly what he said, but Zhu Han just moved his ears and listened for a while. He almost couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

It's not that Chong Yunzi's skills have declined, he actually allowed others to hear what he said.

Mainly because Zhu Han was half a cross talk enthusiast before traveling through time.

Although I have never been to any small venues, I have read a lot of various jokes online.

According to the rhythm and pronunciation of Chong Yunzi's words, it is almost okay to sweat. It is 80% certain that what this guy said is: "If you eat grapes, you will not spit out the grape skins. If you don't eat the grapes, you will spit out the grape skins..."

Coupled with the deliberately strange scales, the prolongation of the ending, and the speed, it really sounds like some kind of mysterious spell.

Of course, the premise is that you don’t understand.

But to Zhu Han, every syllable this guy uttered was similar to a cross talk he heard in later generations, and his laughter was really unbearable.

Seeing Zhu Han's strange appearance, Zhang Fengnian said with concern: "Wang...Boss, are you okay? If you feel uncomfortable, you should go back and rest first."

Sweating is not really uncomfortable, so why would you leave at this time?

Just when I wanted to open my mouth to explain, I heard what Chong Yunzi kept reciting while dancing.

Once again, he almost couldn't help but laugh out loud. He repeated this several times until Zhang Fengnian almost became angry with embarrassment and then managed to calm down.

Zhu Han had just suppressed his laughter, and when he saw the situation in the yard, he burst out laughing again.

Chong Yunzi stood on the high platform and performed the great dance, and the people below who came to have their fortunes told were neatly arranged in rows.

This look doesn't look like a great dancer. It's clearly the scene of a magic show, okay?

"My lord, I know you don't like these gods and ghosts, but since you are here, please don't laugh at me."

When Zhang Fengnian persuaded Zhu Han, the audience who were watching Yunzi's magic show all looked at him angrily.

Zhu Han also realized that something was wrong. He couldn't be kicked out as soon as he arrived.

So I quickly waved my hand and apologized: "I'm sorry, everyone, I just suddenly remembered something interesting, so I couldn't help it for a while. Please forgive me."

After hearing Zhu Han's explanation, most people nodded slightly and stopped paying attention.

But there are also those who are reluctant: "What makes you so funny? Tell me."

This means that Zhu Han has not revealed his identity now. If they knew that Zhu Han was His Royal Highness, they would have knelt down out of boredom. How could there be a situation like this where they could point Zhu Han's nose and question him? .

Zhu Han smiled: "It's not a big deal, it's just that my wife just gave birth to a son."

After hearing what Zhu Han said, the man who had just stood up to accuse Zhu Han shriveled up visibly.

Others also started to congratulate.

"Congratulations, brother."

"Brother, you have a successor.

With such a big commotion, Chong Yunzi naturally saw Zhang Fengnian's arrival.

But what surprised Zhu Han was that this guy didn't put down all the work at hand with a look of ecstasy and come over to curry favor with Zhang Fengnian.

Instead, he quickly turned his head and continued to speak to a person sitting on the chair next to the altar: "Donor, your zodiac sign is originally fire, there is a word "flame" in your name, and your residence is in the south. "

"You must know that all things in this world are based on the principle of yin and yang's mutual generation and mutual restraint."

"The gathering of three fires in your body is no different from drawing fire into your body. Presumably the donor is also a person who has been fighting with fire all year round. Am I right?"

When the man heard Chong Yunzi's words, he stood up excitedly: "Taoist Master, you are really amazing. I do often deal with fire. I am a cook and can't stay away from the stove every day."

Chong Yunzi nodded solemnly: "That's right."

"As the saying goes, if a lonely shade does not grow long and a lonely sun does not give birth, I am afraid that it is difficult for you to have an heir in your current situation..." As he spoke, Zhong Yunzi's painting style suddenly changed: "But you did good deeds in your early years and accumulated good deeds. You can use your merits to save this disaster." It’s passed, so he must have children.”

The cook nodded repeatedly: "Taoist Master, you are absolutely right. I only have one son in my life, and I have always wanted to have a baby, but my mother-in-law has never been able to conceive."

Chongyun muttered for the first time, pinching his fingers as if calculating.

"You should be rich before your mother dies. Pindao is right."

The cook was even more excited. He nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Taoist Master, you are absolutely right."

Zhang Fengnian knew that Zhu Han looked down on this Chong Yunzi. Seeing that Chong Yunzi's words were so accurate, he hurriedly praised Zhu Han and said: "Your Highness, you have seen that the principal's ability is so powerful. He can even do other people's housework." You can figure it out.”

"Haha!" Zhu Han didn't even bother to explain to Zhang Fengnian.

Now that he is still in the information cocoon he has woven, no matter what he says, it is useless.

Moreover, the techniques used by this guy Chong Yunzi are also quite high-end.

Finally, there are those charlatans who can use this set of techniques to confuse people.

Not to mention the people of Ming Dynasty now.

Liu Shenhong felt as if he was scratching his head. He leaned into Zhu Han's ear and asked, "Your Majesty, I also think this long calculation is quite accurate."

Zhu Han gave him a big eye roll: "Don't you understand?"

A trace of confusion flashed in Liu Shenhong's eyes, obviously he really didn't understand the meaning of Chong Yunzi's words.

Others can be fooled, but people around him can't understand these words. Zhu Han is still a little disappointed.

But he soon understood the reason why he in later generations knew these things.

It was also a gift from listening to cross talk. The cross talk master surnamed Liu in later generations, called cross talk Huang Banxian, described in detail the tricks used by these charlatans.

So that nature was explained to Liu Shenhong: "As long as you can calm down and analyze carefully, you will be able to find that many of the things this guy said can have multiple interpretations."

"Just like that, the father dies before the mother." How do you think we should explain it?

For example, Chunhong replied without thinking: "Father should die in front of mother."

Zhu Han nodded: "That's right. It seems that your father passed away first, and then your mother passed away, right?"

Liu Shenhong nodded repeatedly: "Your Majesty is indeed wise..."

As he was talking, Liu Shenhong suddenly realized something didn't seem right.