Mei Niang, I'm a fake eunuch, you still let me sleep
Chapter 2? The No. 1 Beauty in the Tang Dynasty, Wu Meiniang
Chapter 2 The No. [-] Beauty in the Tang Dynasty, Wu Meiniang
Zhaoyi Palace.
Walking into the door, Zhao Wujiang saw Wu Meiniang lying on the bed in the bedroom inside.
Although Wu Meiniang was pale, she couldn't hide her stunning face. Her exquisite figure and curves were not restrained by the quilt at all, and she was even about to come out!
She is indeed the number one beauty in the Tang Dynasty!
At this moment, a group of imperial physicians looked anxiously at the side.
After seeing Wu Meiniang's illness, everyone was helpless.
A few court ladies also lay beside the phoenix couch, sobbing slightly.
The atmosphere fell into depression for a while.
"I don't know... what's the current situation of the empress?" Li Pu stepped forward and asked Wu Meiniang's personal maid in a low voice.
Seeing this, the imperial physician, who was already in a bad mood, snorted coldly and said, "You are a eunuch, why ask so many questions?"
"It's my family talking too much, but since all the imperial physicians are helpless, why don't you let Xiao Zhao give it a try?"
Li Pu said bravely.
"Little Zhao? Where did the little eunuch come from? There's nothing down here, no brains?"
"The way of medicine is extensive and profound, and you, a little eunuch, are worthy of meddling?"
Li Pu was so frightened that he was speechless when the imperial physicians spoke to each other.
But Li Pu could bear it, but Zhao Wujiang couldn't.
"Dare to ask a few people who look down on people with a dog's eyes, whether they have cured your mother?"
"you!"
"What the hell, you eunuch dare to be rude to us!"
"My lady is suffering from an incurable disease today, what do you know?"
Zhao Wujiang laughed.
"Fart! If it can't be cured, it's an incurable disease? If I came to treat it, the empress would have woken up long ago!"
Zhao Wujiang thought to himself, this deep palace is full of dangers, and if Wu Meiniang is cured, the future Emperor Wu Zetian will be equivalent to having the biggest backer.
This kind of good thing can make you a group of quack doctors mess up?
"You rule? You eunuch, it's nonsense!"
An imperial doctor sneered and mocked: "If you can heal your mother well, I will be your servant in the future."
"Okay, but I, Zhao Wujiang, don't want to be a servant, I want you to kneel down and be a dog."
"You! Okay, so what if you fail to cure your empress?"
Zhao Wujiang glanced at them sideways, and said lightly:
"If it can't be cured, I will die."
The imperial physician present was taken aback.
This little eunuch is courageous!
It's just that, in this palace, are courage and backbone useful?
What is needed here is a brain!
It is to know the current affairs!
They couldn't heal Wu Meiniang well, and when Emperor Gaozong came to punish him, they could just shift the responsibility to this little eunuch.
thought here.
All the imperial physicians looked at each other and smiled, and they all understood what the other party meant.
Just wait and see the little eunuch die.
How could Zhao Wujiang not know the thoughts of this group of people.
Gun hit the bird.
If you get ahead of yourself, if the car overturns, it will really become a dead bird.
"However, with the system, I am not a dead bird, but a phoenix!"
Zhao Wujiang said in his heart.
Walk towards Wu Meiniang's Fengtao.
As he got closer, Zhao Wujiang was even more amazed by Wu Meiniang in front of him.
Her skin is as beautiful as an iceberg beauty.
On the stunning face, the slender willow-leaf eyebrows were slightly frowned, and the slender eyelashes trembled slightly, making one unable to help but feel pity.
"Why don't you hurry up?" the imperial physician at the side urged.
"Are you trying to be a dog?"
"You! You little eunuch!"
Zhao Wujiang didn't bother to talk to him.
First, check Wu Meiniang's condition by taking the pulse.
Soon, he had nine treatments in his mind.
"Do you have silver needles?"
"give him!"
Zhao Wujiang took the silver needle box.
A needle was gently inserted into the acupuncture point between Wu Meiniang's eyebrows, and Wu Meiniang's closed eyelids twitched.
"Is this... really effective?"
"What's the effect? This is the fate point. Applying the needle will cause great pain. This little eunuch is simply messing around."
Zhao Wujiang was a little impatient, and glanced at the few imperial physicians who spoke, "You guys get out, don't affect my treatment."
"you!"
An imperial physician just wanted to speak, but was persuaded by one of the maids: "Please ask some adults to go out first..."
She is Qing'er, the close court lady next to Wu Meiniang.
Although I don't understand why these imperial doctors asked an eunuch to treat illnesses.
She didn't understand, and she didn't dare to ask.
But since the little eunuch is treating the illness now, it's not right for the people next to him to be noisy.
For the sake of the empress, Qing'er bit the bullet and said: "Several imperial physicians, please leave!"
"Okay, I'll wait outside!"
"If this eunuch hurts the empress, please go and see her!"
Wait for them to leave.
Qing'er is also standing next to him knowingly, not daring to breathe.
Seeing Zhao Wujiang insert another needle lightly, Wu Meiniang let out a muffled snort, a little blood spilled from the corner of her mouth.
"wipe it up."
"Ah?" Qing'er came to her senses and immediately wiped it for Wu Meiniang.
Zhao Wujiang twirled the silver needle lightly, and looked at Wu Meiniang carefully.
Wu Meiniang deserves the word "Mei", her delicate cheeks can't pick out any blemishes, her nose is straight, her small mouth is rosy and shiny, but her phoenix eyes are closed and she can't see her pupils.
It's no wonder that Gaozong took Wu Meiniang back to the palace from the Induction Temple not long after he ascended the throne.
After half a cup of tea.
Zhao Wujiang slowly pulled out the silver needle.
Soon, Wu Meiniang's brows relaxed, her complexion gradually turned rosy.
The coldness on her pretty face gradually melted away, leaving only her charm.
She slowly opened her eyes, her eyes were full and the water was rippling.
This nima is beautiful!
It's just that this is the emperor's woman... If you covet her, what is the difference between you and that Cao thief?
Cao thief's happiness, can you imagine?
Yes, you can not only imagine, but if you can continue as a fake eunuch in the palace, maybe you can practice it!
Wu Meiniang's voice was weak, but she spoke with a hint of majesty: "Help me get up!"
Qing'er on the side quickly helped Wu Meiniang up.
"You saved Bengong?"
Wu Meiniang's bright eyes fell on Zhao Wujiang, seeing him nodding, she said again: "What's your name?"
"Zhao Wujiang."
"Zhao Wujiang..." Wu Meiniang looked at her with beautiful eyes, "Raise your head and let me see!"
The moment Zhao Wujiang raised his head, his eyes met Wu Meiniang's. At this moment, Wu Meiniang seemed to see a graceful, handsome and suave man in front of her.
"You are so handsome..."
Wu Meiniang said subconsciously.
Feel strange again.
When I was sick, it was not the people from the Tai Hospital who treated me, but this little eunuch?
"Little eunuch, do you know why I am seriously ill?"
"Your Majesty is too worried and depressed."
Wu Meiniang took a deep look at Zhao Wujiang: "I live in the harem, what can I worry about?"
"Naturally, it is the common people of the world, the country and the country."
"country!"
Wu Meiniang was shocked, and her breathing fluctuated.
Although she is just a girl, the strange thing is that since she entered the palace, she has cared about the common people and has a special liking for the political power.
No one understands this.
But this little eunuch...he actually understands me?
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for triggering the selection task]
[Option [-]: Stay by Wu Meiniang's side, reward ten years of life, the Celestial Silkworm Cloth (invulnerable)]
[Option [-]: Find another owner, reward three days of life, ten pieces of toilet paper]
Zhao Wujiang:? ? ?
In addition to the rewards of life trajectory, are there hidden tasks?
But isn't this nonsense?
If there is a future empress, I won't choose, why choose someone else.
Zhao Wujiang immediately took a step forward, saluted and said: "Your Majesty, your disease is not cured yet, you still need continuous acupuncture for seven to forty-nine days before you can get rid of your stubborn disease in your body."
Wu Meiniang had just escaped from death, so she didn't doubt Zhao Wujiang's words.
"From now on, you will be here with me, giving me needles, and you don't have to do other things."
Zhao Wujiang nodded.
Steady!
By the side of Wu Zetian, who will have power in the future, there will be hope for the small days in the future.
Withdrew from Fengtabian and walked outside the bedroom.
Seeing Zhao Wujiang coming out, a group of imperial physicians immediately looked ashamed.
Through the tulle curtain, they had seen Wu Meiniang wake up.
"Zhao... Eunuch Zhao is really a miracle doctor!"
Zhao Wujiang snorted coldly: "What? Don't call me an eunuch?"
"Where, where, what did Eunuch Zhao say?"
The young imperial physician said with a flattering smile, "It was just now that we have blind eyes and blind eyes."
"I just said that people should not be judged by their appearance. Eunuch Zhao looks like a dragon and a phoenix among people!"
"Didn't you laugh the loudest just now?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Slander, someone slanders this official!"
The imperial doctors cupped their hands and said with embarrassment: "Eunuch Zhao... May I ask you something?"
A bunch of pedantic guys who play with the wind...Zhao Wujiang said coldly: "I'll talk about it later, you and I have something to say beforehand, how many of you will bark first?"
When the imperial doctors heard this, their old faces turned red.
"Eunuch Zhao, I can do what you order, but this barking dog... I'm old after all, can I..."
Without waiting for Zhao Wujiang to answer.
Suddenly, shouted outside the door: "The emperor is here!"
(End of this chapter)
Zhaoyi Palace.
Walking into the door, Zhao Wujiang saw Wu Meiniang lying on the bed in the bedroom inside.
Although Wu Meiniang was pale, she couldn't hide her stunning face. Her exquisite figure and curves were not restrained by the quilt at all, and she was even about to come out!
She is indeed the number one beauty in the Tang Dynasty!
At this moment, a group of imperial physicians looked anxiously at the side.
After seeing Wu Meiniang's illness, everyone was helpless.
A few court ladies also lay beside the phoenix couch, sobbing slightly.
The atmosphere fell into depression for a while.
"I don't know... what's the current situation of the empress?" Li Pu stepped forward and asked Wu Meiniang's personal maid in a low voice.
Seeing this, the imperial physician, who was already in a bad mood, snorted coldly and said, "You are a eunuch, why ask so many questions?"
"It's my family talking too much, but since all the imperial physicians are helpless, why don't you let Xiao Zhao give it a try?"
Li Pu said bravely.
"Little Zhao? Where did the little eunuch come from? There's nothing down here, no brains?"
"The way of medicine is extensive and profound, and you, a little eunuch, are worthy of meddling?"
Li Pu was so frightened that he was speechless when the imperial physicians spoke to each other.
But Li Pu could bear it, but Zhao Wujiang couldn't.
"Dare to ask a few people who look down on people with a dog's eyes, whether they have cured your mother?"
"you!"
"What the hell, you eunuch dare to be rude to us!"
"My lady is suffering from an incurable disease today, what do you know?"
Zhao Wujiang laughed.
"Fart! If it can't be cured, it's an incurable disease? If I came to treat it, the empress would have woken up long ago!"
Zhao Wujiang thought to himself, this deep palace is full of dangers, and if Wu Meiniang is cured, the future Emperor Wu Zetian will be equivalent to having the biggest backer.
This kind of good thing can make you a group of quack doctors mess up?
"You rule? You eunuch, it's nonsense!"
An imperial doctor sneered and mocked: "If you can heal your mother well, I will be your servant in the future."
"Okay, but I, Zhao Wujiang, don't want to be a servant, I want you to kneel down and be a dog."
"You! Okay, so what if you fail to cure your empress?"
Zhao Wujiang glanced at them sideways, and said lightly:
"If it can't be cured, I will die."
The imperial physician present was taken aback.
This little eunuch is courageous!
It's just that, in this palace, are courage and backbone useful?
What is needed here is a brain!
It is to know the current affairs!
They couldn't heal Wu Meiniang well, and when Emperor Gaozong came to punish him, they could just shift the responsibility to this little eunuch.
thought here.
All the imperial physicians looked at each other and smiled, and they all understood what the other party meant.
Just wait and see the little eunuch die.
How could Zhao Wujiang not know the thoughts of this group of people.
Gun hit the bird.
If you get ahead of yourself, if the car overturns, it will really become a dead bird.
"However, with the system, I am not a dead bird, but a phoenix!"
Zhao Wujiang said in his heart.
Walk towards Wu Meiniang's Fengtao.
As he got closer, Zhao Wujiang was even more amazed by Wu Meiniang in front of him.
Her skin is as beautiful as an iceberg beauty.
On the stunning face, the slender willow-leaf eyebrows were slightly frowned, and the slender eyelashes trembled slightly, making one unable to help but feel pity.
"Why don't you hurry up?" the imperial physician at the side urged.
"Are you trying to be a dog?"
"You! You little eunuch!"
Zhao Wujiang didn't bother to talk to him.
First, check Wu Meiniang's condition by taking the pulse.
Soon, he had nine treatments in his mind.
"Do you have silver needles?"
"give him!"
Zhao Wujiang took the silver needle box.
A needle was gently inserted into the acupuncture point between Wu Meiniang's eyebrows, and Wu Meiniang's closed eyelids twitched.
"Is this... really effective?"
"What's the effect? This is the fate point. Applying the needle will cause great pain. This little eunuch is simply messing around."
Zhao Wujiang was a little impatient, and glanced at the few imperial physicians who spoke, "You guys get out, don't affect my treatment."
"you!"
An imperial physician just wanted to speak, but was persuaded by one of the maids: "Please ask some adults to go out first..."
She is Qing'er, the close court lady next to Wu Meiniang.
Although I don't understand why these imperial doctors asked an eunuch to treat illnesses.
She didn't understand, and she didn't dare to ask.
But since the little eunuch is treating the illness now, it's not right for the people next to him to be noisy.
For the sake of the empress, Qing'er bit the bullet and said: "Several imperial physicians, please leave!"
"Okay, I'll wait outside!"
"If this eunuch hurts the empress, please go and see her!"
Wait for them to leave.
Qing'er is also standing next to him knowingly, not daring to breathe.
Seeing Zhao Wujiang insert another needle lightly, Wu Meiniang let out a muffled snort, a little blood spilled from the corner of her mouth.
"wipe it up."
"Ah?" Qing'er came to her senses and immediately wiped it for Wu Meiniang.
Zhao Wujiang twirled the silver needle lightly, and looked at Wu Meiniang carefully.
Wu Meiniang deserves the word "Mei", her delicate cheeks can't pick out any blemishes, her nose is straight, her small mouth is rosy and shiny, but her phoenix eyes are closed and she can't see her pupils.
It's no wonder that Gaozong took Wu Meiniang back to the palace from the Induction Temple not long after he ascended the throne.
After half a cup of tea.
Zhao Wujiang slowly pulled out the silver needle.
Soon, Wu Meiniang's brows relaxed, her complexion gradually turned rosy.
The coldness on her pretty face gradually melted away, leaving only her charm.
She slowly opened her eyes, her eyes were full and the water was rippling.
This nima is beautiful!
It's just that this is the emperor's woman... If you covet her, what is the difference between you and that Cao thief?
Cao thief's happiness, can you imagine?
Yes, you can not only imagine, but if you can continue as a fake eunuch in the palace, maybe you can practice it!
Wu Meiniang's voice was weak, but she spoke with a hint of majesty: "Help me get up!"
Qing'er on the side quickly helped Wu Meiniang up.
"You saved Bengong?"
Wu Meiniang's bright eyes fell on Zhao Wujiang, seeing him nodding, she said again: "What's your name?"
"Zhao Wujiang."
"Zhao Wujiang..." Wu Meiniang looked at her with beautiful eyes, "Raise your head and let me see!"
The moment Zhao Wujiang raised his head, his eyes met Wu Meiniang's. At this moment, Wu Meiniang seemed to see a graceful, handsome and suave man in front of her.
"You are so handsome..."
Wu Meiniang said subconsciously.
Feel strange again.
When I was sick, it was not the people from the Tai Hospital who treated me, but this little eunuch?
"Little eunuch, do you know why I am seriously ill?"
"Your Majesty is too worried and depressed."
Wu Meiniang took a deep look at Zhao Wujiang: "I live in the harem, what can I worry about?"
"Naturally, it is the common people of the world, the country and the country."
"country!"
Wu Meiniang was shocked, and her breathing fluctuated.
Although she is just a girl, the strange thing is that since she entered the palace, she has cared about the common people and has a special liking for the political power.
No one understands this.
But this little eunuch...he actually understands me?
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for triggering the selection task]
[Option [-]: Stay by Wu Meiniang's side, reward ten years of life, the Celestial Silkworm Cloth (invulnerable)]
[Option [-]: Find another owner, reward three days of life, ten pieces of toilet paper]
Zhao Wujiang:? ? ?
In addition to the rewards of life trajectory, are there hidden tasks?
But isn't this nonsense?
If there is a future empress, I won't choose, why choose someone else.
Zhao Wujiang immediately took a step forward, saluted and said: "Your Majesty, your disease is not cured yet, you still need continuous acupuncture for seven to forty-nine days before you can get rid of your stubborn disease in your body."
Wu Meiniang had just escaped from death, so she didn't doubt Zhao Wujiang's words.
"From now on, you will be here with me, giving me needles, and you don't have to do other things."
Zhao Wujiang nodded.
Steady!
By the side of Wu Zetian, who will have power in the future, there will be hope for the small days in the future.
Withdrew from Fengtabian and walked outside the bedroom.
Seeing Zhao Wujiang coming out, a group of imperial physicians immediately looked ashamed.
Through the tulle curtain, they had seen Wu Meiniang wake up.
"Zhao... Eunuch Zhao is really a miracle doctor!"
Zhao Wujiang snorted coldly: "What? Don't call me an eunuch?"
"Where, where, what did Eunuch Zhao say?"
The young imperial physician said with a flattering smile, "It was just now that we have blind eyes and blind eyes."
"I just said that people should not be judged by their appearance. Eunuch Zhao looks like a dragon and a phoenix among people!"
"Didn't you laugh the loudest just now?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Slander, someone slanders this official!"
The imperial doctors cupped their hands and said with embarrassment: "Eunuch Zhao... May I ask you something?"
A bunch of pedantic guys who play with the wind...Zhao Wujiang said coldly: "I'll talk about it later, you and I have something to say beforehand, how many of you will bark first?"
When the imperial doctors heard this, their old faces turned red.
"Eunuch Zhao, I can do what you order, but this barking dog... I'm old after all, can I..."
Without waiting for Zhao Wujiang to answer.
Suddenly, shouted outside the door: "The emperor is here!"
(End of this chapter)
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