The counterattack life of Xu Damao of Siheyuan

Chapter 79 Missing the Choy Sum?

"Wow, there are so many! You are really rich!"

Looking at the cabbages in the cellar, Ye Fangfang's eyes shone with a strange light.

What kind of relationship between men and women, what kind of lovers, have long been forgotten by her.

At this time, there was only one thought in her mind, which was to hug Xu Damao's thigh tightly, and come to him every day to eat!
After all, he just took out so many cabbages before he did anything for him;

If you do something yourself, wouldn't it be...

Seeing Ye Fangfang's stupid smiling face, Xu Damao immediately guessed that this guy must have thought of these spicy cabbages in all likelihood.

but,

Is it really so cheap to take advantage of it?

But before Xu Damao made a small request, Ye Fangfang rubbed her face against the pole and said, "Da Mao, do you have steamed buns? You can't get enough of cabbage alone."

After finishing speaking, probably realizing that she was being unkind, Ye Fangfang added weakly: "There are no steamed buns, sweet potatoes are also fine."

"Give you so much, what good can I do?"

"I'll be nice to you! Really! You trust me! You see, when we first met, I didn't rely on you, did I!"

Seeing that Ye Fangfang, who was about to burst into tears, was about to start her begging mode again, Xu Damao felt a headache.

How did he meet such a wonderful woman?

"Are you not afraid of being seen by others now?"

Having said that, Xu Damao still gave Ye Fangfang a food ticket.

Looking at the ticket in her hand, Ye Fangfang, who was full of shock, couldn't help but ask, "Where did you get the food stamp? It's actually a national food stamp?"

"I was on a business trip before, and I stayed at that time."

Hearing this, Ye Fangfang couldn't help but start to brainstorm again.

She felt that since Xu Damao was willing to give her food stamps, it meant that he must have a lot of food stamps in his hand.

And with a few business trips, you can save so many food stamps...

This man is really not simple!
But before Ye Fangfang excitedly asked Xu Damao to try again, he heard the other party say flatly: "I have to pay it back."

Although she understood what Xu Damao meant, Ye Fangfang, who didn't want to return it, didn't intend to respond.

She felt that as long as the relationship between her and Xu Damao was better, then he would definitely not ask herself to pay back the food stamps.

After figuring this out, Ye Fangfang accepted the food stamps with peace of mind.

However, when Ye Fangfang was filling herself with cabbage with joy, she realized that something was wrong.

"Da Mao, why doesn't your cabbage have heart?"

"is it?"

Seeing that Xu Damao didn't care much, Ye Fangfang couldn't help but emphasize her tone: "What's your reaction? Come here soon."

Seeing Ye Fangfang's resignation, Xu Damao walked over slowly.

"You should walk faster. This is because your cabbage heart was stolen by someone else. Why didn't you react at all?"

While talking, Ye Fangfang quickly checked the situation of other pickled cabbages.

After checking for a while, Ye Fangfang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Fortunately, not a lot was stolen."

But the next moment, she frowned again.

"You bought 500 catties of cabbage, even if others took some of it, they might not be able to see it."

Ye Fangfang felt that cabbage may not be the only one who stole cabbage.

But at the end of the day, Xu Damao is still too stupid, so good-looking, why did he buy so much cabbage?

And Xu Damao, who watched Ye Fangfang order Chinese cabbage one by one, couldn't help sighing silently.

In this day and age, there is no surveillance, and fingerprints cannot be tested. Checking this kind of thing is the most troublesome.

It would be a waste of saliva if it wasn't for the stolen goods.

Seeing that Xu Damao didn't respond for a long time, Ye Fangfang couldn't help but hate iron and steel: "Xu Damao, your things have been stolen, why didn't you react at all?"

Ye Fangfang suddenly felt that Xu Damao was a bit stupid.

If it were someone else, he would have been furious long ago, but it turned out that he didn't react at all.

Thinking that Xu Damao's things might go into her pockets in the future, Ye Fangfang couldn't help but said bitterly: "Da Mao, this matter must not be left alone.

Walk!I will take you to talk to the three uncles in your courtyard right now! "

But before he took a few steps, Xu Damao stopped him and said, "Even if you look for them, it's useless."

"Then you're going to forget about it? That's not okay! Since you don't want to look for it, then I'll help you look for it!"

After patting her chest to Xu Damao, Ye Fangfang quickly ran out.

Since Xu Damao gave her something, she would naturally abide by the agreement and treat him well.

Seeing Ye Fangfang say that the wind is the rain, Xu Damao didn't want to stop her.

Just stood in the cellar and started thinking for a while what to do with myself.

In fact, he already had a few candidates for the crime in his mind, and if he really made a big fuss, it would indeed serve as a deterrent.

But, if I remember correctly, shouldn't Ye Fangfang worry about their relationship being discovered?
After doing this, don't everyone in the yard know that he has a good relationship with Ye Fangfang?

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Soon, Ye Fangfang hurriedly dragged the third master to the cellar.

After briefly describing the matter, Ye Fangfang couldn't help being filled with righteous indignation: "Third Master, this is theft! It must be severely punished!"

After thinking about it for a moment, the third master couldn't help asking: "Then have you seen anyone stealing vegetables?"

"This is not."

"Then how can you conclude that someone stole the cabbage from Xu Damao's house?"

"Isn't this obvious? The cabbage heart is gone!"

"Maybe Xu Damao used it himself."

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Although the third master insisted that his words were unfounded, Ye Fangfang did not give up.

There are three uncles in this courtyard, and it is not without reason that she chose the third uncle.

"Third Master, I heard that you are very good at teaching! Calligraphy is also good!"

Hearing this, the third master was satisfied for a while, but he still put on a face and asked: "Who told you? Xu Damao or silly Zhu?"

"Do they still need to talk about it? You know, I was also a teacher before, and I've heard of it a long time ago!"

Ye Fangfang was full of sincerity.

And this is the reason why she will find the third master. After all, she has also been a teacher before, and the communication between the two is better.

Perhaps it is more accurate to say that she knows what words can be boasted into the third master's heart.

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Just like that, Ye Fangfang boasted all kinds of things to the third master, making him blush with excitement.

When it comes to the end, it doesn't matter whether you saw the vegetable thief or how much cabbage was stolen;

What's important is that the third master, who has been touted to go to heaven, can naturally solve this kind of trivial matter.

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After getting the assurance from the third master, Ye Fangfang immediately winked at Xu Damao playfully, as if seeking praise.

Seeing this, Xu Damao stretched out his big hand and rewarded her with a cheap pat on the head.

Seeing Xu Damao's lack of initiative, Ye Fangfang, who thought she had done a great job, had to ask for a reward by herself.

"Da Mao, did you think I was too fierce just now?"

"good."

"What's okay? Didn't you hear the third master just said that I left this matter to him?"

Seeing Ye Fangfang's unconvinced face, Xu Damao explained leisurely: "What can he do? Isn't it just to call the first and second uncles over.

If it doesn't work, just hold a meeting in the hospital. "

Xu Damao said that it was useless.

But Ye Fangfang didn't think so.

"That's not necessarily true, maybe someone saw it!"

"If someone actually saw someone come into my cellar, why didn't they say it before?"

"Then tell me first, who do you have a bad relationship with in this compound?"

"It's not very good. Why, are you planning to buckle the shit pot on those people?"

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Seeing that she was helping him with good intentions, but Xu Damao was so ungrateful, Ye Fangfang was so angry.

She felt that Xu Damao must be sure that she wanted to take his things, so she could only let him bully her.

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And just when the two enemies were fighting each other, the three uncles rushed over.

After learning about the situation, the first and second uncles frowned in unison.

They have the same idea as Xu Damao, and it is impossible to judge this matter based on the words of the family alone.

Thinking of this, the uncle frowned and asked: "Xu Damao, you didn't even see the person who stole the cabbage, so how can you be sure that you will lose cabbage?"

The uncle felt that Xu Damao was just messing around.

With so many pickled cabbages, if not many were stolen, how could it be possible to tell that they were stolen?

"That's right, Da Mao, it's not that the second uncle speaks harshly, but if you find out that you haven't been stolen, have you thought about what to do?"

The second uncle said this purely because he felt that it would be troublesome to investigate this matter, and in all likelihood, no results could be found.

Seeing that the first uncle and the second uncle had spoken, the third uncle immediately followed up and expressed his opinion: "Da Mao, didn't the third uncle tell you before.

With so many cabbages, people will definitely need to manage them.I said before that I would help you take care of it, but in the end you were very unhappy.

Look, it's all right now, it was stolen, right? "

The third master couldn't help thinking about Chinese cabbage again.

Rather than being stolen, these cabbages might as well be given to him as a custody fee.

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Realizing that the three uncles didn't plan to take care of this matter, Ye Fangfang couldn't help asking anxiously: "Are you not going to take care of it?"

Probably because Ye Fangfang's tone was too aggressive, and the second uncle, who thought he had been contradicted, asked back with a gloomy face: "Leaving aside the Chinese cabbage in advance, what is the relationship between you and Xu Damao?
Why did you come to sue when his Chinese cabbage was stolen? "

Being questioned by the soul, Ye Fangfang suddenly felt guilty and didn't know how to explain it.

In desperation, she had no choice but to look at Xu Damao for help.

And it was her guilty conscience that made the three uncles feel even more wrong.

A thought came to their minds at the same time - Ye Fangfang and Xu Damao are not messing with men and women, are they?

Thinking of Xu Damao always mocking Shazhu for not being able to find a wife on weekdays, the uncle immediately decided that this time he must beat him hard!
"Ye Fangfang, the second uncle asked you something, what do you think Xu Damao is doing? Don't you know the relationship between the two of you, do you still need him to tell you?"

Seeing the uncle's aggressive tone, Ye Fangfang became more and more nervous.

She always felt that he had seen through the ulterior secret between herself and Xu Damao.

But when Ye Fangfang was sweating profusely, she was thinking about how to explain her relationship with Xu Damao, so as not to be suspected,
"Fangfang, don't be nervous, it's okay to tell them."

Hearing this, Ye Fangfang shuddered suddenly, did she really want to say it?
How is this possible?

But after seeing Xu Damao's expression of knowing everything well, somehow, he felt relieved.

So she blushed and directly handed the ball to Xu Damao.

"I don't want to say, you just let him tell you."

Now that Ye Fangfang and Xu Damao are still flirting after seeing what happened, the three uncles confirmed their guesses even more.

"Xu Damao, aren't you afraid that Xiao'e will be sad when you do this kind of thing?"

"Xu Damao, messing with the relationship between men and women, you will lose the face of our compound!"

"This matter can't be left alone, otherwise it will lead to bad atmosphere!"

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Although being reprimanded by the three uncles in turn, Xu Damao still had a vague smile on his mouth.

"First uncle, second uncle, third uncle, I haven't said anything yet? Are you in such a hurry to convict me?"

Seeing that the evidence is conclusive, Xu Damao still denies this, and the uncle is even more displeased.

"If you don't have that kind of relationship, why did you give her your own cabbage?"

As soon as the first master mentioned cabbage again, the third master couldn't help thinking of Xu Damao's refusal to let him take care of the cabbage many times.

So he also echoed: "The old man is right, your baby cabbage is so tight, even I won't give it to you, why would you give it to her?"

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"Of course I gave it to her because it's cool to see her, and I gave her Chinese cabbage because she has a good eye.

This Ye Fangfang rejected Shazhu, that is my friend! "

As soon as Xu Damao said this, the four people present were all taken aback.

What does this mean?Why did you mention the silly pillar?

But fortunately, the night of the blind date with Shazhu left Ye Fangfang a deep enough impression that she quickly realized Xu Damao's intentions.

"Since Da Mao said it, I won't hide it anymore.

I had a blind date with Shazhu before, but after the blind date, I thought he was not suitable, so I refused.

Da Mao was very happy after knowing this, so he said he would give me some cabbage. "

Seeing that Ye Fangfang was so clever, Xu Damao couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

Then he said arrogantly: "That's it. Presumably the three uncles are also aware of my relationship with that silly pillar."

"It's because of this...you are so small!"

The old man was so angry.

He never thought that Xu Damao's heart was so twisted!

"Master, why am I so petty? Silly Zhu's blind date failed because he was incapable, but I didn't do anything."

Xu Damao said that the words used by the uncle are not right. At most, it can only be said that he gloated at other people's misfortunes, right?

"Yeah, it wasn't Da Mao who asked me to reject Sha Zhu, how can you say he has a small belly?

Moreover, when he saw that I was in trouble, he kindly helped me, which is obviously very generous! "

Ye Fangfang continued her efforts, and sang together with Xu Damao, making the old man turn pale.

(End of this chapter)