The counterattack life of Xu Damao of Siheyuan
Chapter 18 Silly Zhu Wants a Blind Date (2)
Chapter 18 Silly Zhu Wants a Blind Date ([-])
After the two of them had dinner, Xu Damao couldn't help but suggested, "I think the moon is beautiful tonight, why don't we go to the front yard to enjoy the moon?"
"The front yard? Why do you want to go to the front yard? And the moon is not round tonight."
Lou Xiaoe was a little puzzled.
"Is the moon important? It's people! It's artistic conception! It's sentiment! Do you want to go? Or do you want it so early today?"
"Who would have thought...you hate it! Just go, I'll prepare things right away!"
In this way, Xu Damao took Lou Xiao'e and found a seat in the front yard, admiring the moon, counting the stars, oh, and talking about fate by the way.
While chatting, Xu Damao still didn't forget to turn on the simple locator to take a look from time to time.
After discovering that Ma Hua's location was getting closer and closer to the courtyard, Xu Damao knew that the main event was about to begin.
Sure enough, after a while, Ma Hua led a woman in her early twenties into the yard.
Because it was night, the woman's appearance was not very clear, and she could barely see that her figure was a little thin.
And at this moment, Sha Zhu, who had been waiting for a long time, also came out of the room.
Seeing that Sha Zhu was not only standing at the door dryly, but also didn't seem to have even put on his leather shoes, Xu Damao couldn't help shaking his head.
Now the silly column is still tender.
This blind date is probably hanging!
Seeing Xu Damao shaking his head in Shazhu's direction, Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but pat him, and said, "I said, why do you want to come to the front yard today? It turned out to be for this! Tell me! Do you know that Shazhu will be here tonight?" You want to go on a blind date, so you specially dragged me here?"
The purpose was dismantled, Xu Damao simply stopped pretending, and directly confessed: "You know the relationship between me and this silly Zhu. He is going on a blind date now, so I have to come and support him no matter what?"
"What kind of support, I think you are just here to watch the fun!"
"Yeah, what's the problem?"
…………
It was probably because Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe were arguing too loudly and distortedly. When they finally calmed down, they found that the three people in the courtyard were looking at them directly.
Seeing that he was discovered, Xu Damao simply stopped pretending and dragged Lou Xiaoe to the three of them in a calm manner.
"Shazhu, good evening! Ma Hua is here too! Yo, who is this?"
Walking in, Xu Damao found that Maffei's appearance was quite interesting. Although her appearance was ordinary, her slightly thick sexy lower lip and the tear mole at the corner of her eyes were enough to impress people.
Seeing Xu Mao staring at Ma Fei all the time, Sha Zhu suddenly became unhappy.
"I said Xu Damao, what do you mean by looking at him like that? This Lou Xiao'e is still here, be honest with me!"
"I said silly Zhu, it's your fault. I knew you were going on a blind date, so I brought my wife here to cheer you on. It turned out that you were lucky, this person was here, and you didn't introduce him well. You are not taking someone else Are you an outsider?"
Although what Xu Damao said sounds like that, in Sha Zhu's view, he is here to make trouble.
So without further ado, he rolled up his sleeves and threatened with a tigerish face: "Xu Damao, are you going to leave? Believe it or not, I'll do it!"
Although Shazhu's appearance is quite scary, Xu Damao, who is now blessed with force, is not afraid of him.
He walked up to Ma Fei in a gentlemanly manner, and Xu Damao said with a good temper: "Hi, I'm Xu Damao, and I'm the enemy of this idiot. But don't worry, I don't mean anything malicious here today, I just want to see what it's like A woman can curb the stinky mouth of Sha Zhu."
When Xu Damao said that his mouth smelled bad in front of Ma Fei, Sha Zhu couldn't stand it anymore.
"I said Xu Damao, who are you talking about?"
"Of course it's you! You don't have a stinky mouth, don't you count yourself?"
Speaking of this, Xu Damao turned to Ma Fei and said, "Shazhu is not bad, but stupid is for sure, and his mouth really stinks! Most people can't stand it! So, If you want to be with him, you must be mentally prepared, after all, this marriage is a lifetime thing!"
After finishing what he had to say, Xu Damao didn't want to continue to provoke people here anymore. After saying goodbye to the three of them in turn, he took Lou Xiao'e back to the backyard.
That's right, the target Xu Damao wants to optimize this time is Sha Zhu's stinky mouth.
Qin Huairu actually said something very reasonable, this idiot just has no daughter-in-law's life!With his stinky mouth, which woman would suffer?You deserve to be single for so long!
So if Shazhu doesn't get rid of this problem, he will probably only be able to hook up with Qin Huairu in the future!
It's just that Sha Zhu is quite stubborn, so if you tell him well, he won't listen.That's just right, how many times have you been in pain, you can learn to be good, right?
Of course, it is estimated that other than himself, no one present could understand his thoughts.
"You said silly Zhu in front of her just now, I'm afraid he's going to brag about this blind date! You're too bad! Don't do that again next time!"
Having said that, as a woman, Lou Xiaoe was inevitably touched by what Xu Damao said to Ma Fei just now.
Of course, the one who was also touched was naturally Maffei, who was the person involved.
When Ma Fei realized that her eyes had been unconsciously following Xu Damao's leaving back, her cheeks blushed, and Ding Xiang even unconsciously licked her plump lower lip.
But fortunately, Sha Zhu was busy greeting Xu Damao right now, so naturally he didn't notice anything strange about her.
--------
When Xu Damao was sampling tea and reading newspapers as usual the next day, he casually gave Zhang Ye and Zhang Ye a few meaningful life philosophies,
Bang!
Silly Zhu broke in directly.
The fierce momentum made Zhang and Ye shrink back reflexively.
Only Xu Damao still sat calmly in his seat, calmly said: "I said silly Zhu, what are you doing here during working hours?"
"What am I doing here, don't you know?"
"What, yellow? Miss Ren doesn't want you anymore?"
Seeing that Xu Damao was exposing his scars in front of everyone, Sha Zhu suddenly jumped into a rage and said: "Xu Damao, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!"
Seeing that Shazhu really rushed towards Xu Damao, Zhang Ye and Zhang Ye quickly stepped forward to stop him.
But in the face of the silly Zhu who was in a state of rampage, how could the two of them stop it?
Seeing that Zhang Weidong and Ye Xianghong were pushed to the ground by Sha Zhu, Xu Damao couldn't sit still anymore.
This clay figurine still has a bit of a temper, not to mention that Xu Damao has never advertised himself as a good person!
Since this idiot always thinks that he can use force to solve all problems as long as he can't make sense with him;
Then let's take a good look today, who is the one who was solved by force in the end!
Seeing that Xu Damao and Sha Zhu wrestled into a ball, and between the two pushing and shoving, things in the office were scattered all over the floor. When they realized that something was wrong, Zhang and Ye immediately ran out to call for help. .
(End of this chapter)
After the two of them had dinner, Xu Damao couldn't help but suggested, "I think the moon is beautiful tonight, why don't we go to the front yard to enjoy the moon?"
"The front yard? Why do you want to go to the front yard? And the moon is not round tonight."
Lou Xiaoe was a little puzzled.
"Is the moon important? It's people! It's artistic conception! It's sentiment! Do you want to go? Or do you want it so early today?"
"Who would have thought...you hate it! Just go, I'll prepare things right away!"
In this way, Xu Damao took Lou Xiao'e and found a seat in the front yard, admiring the moon, counting the stars, oh, and talking about fate by the way.
While chatting, Xu Damao still didn't forget to turn on the simple locator to take a look from time to time.
After discovering that Ma Hua's location was getting closer and closer to the courtyard, Xu Damao knew that the main event was about to begin.
Sure enough, after a while, Ma Hua led a woman in her early twenties into the yard.
Because it was night, the woman's appearance was not very clear, and she could barely see that her figure was a little thin.
And at this moment, Sha Zhu, who had been waiting for a long time, also came out of the room.
Seeing that Sha Zhu was not only standing at the door dryly, but also didn't seem to have even put on his leather shoes, Xu Damao couldn't help shaking his head.
Now the silly column is still tender.
This blind date is probably hanging!
Seeing Xu Damao shaking his head in Shazhu's direction, Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but pat him, and said, "I said, why do you want to come to the front yard today? It turned out to be for this! Tell me! Do you know that Shazhu will be here tonight?" You want to go on a blind date, so you specially dragged me here?"
The purpose was dismantled, Xu Damao simply stopped pretending, and directly confessed: "You know the relationship between me and this silly Zhu. He is going on a blind date now, so I have to come and support him no matter what?"
"What kind of support, I think you are just here to watch the fun!"
"Yeah, what's the problem?"
…………
It was probably because Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe were arguing too loudly and distortedly. When they finally calmed down, they found that the three people in the courtyard were looking at them directly.
Seeing that he was discovered, Xu Damao simply stopped pretending and dragged Lou Xiaoe to the three of them in a calm manner.
"Shazhu, good evening! Ma Hua is here too! Yo, who is this?"
Walking in, Xu Damao found that Maffei's appearance was quite interesting. Although her appearance was ordinary, her slightly thick sexy lower lip and the tear mole at the corner of her eyes were enough to impress people.
Seeing Xu Mao staring at Ma Fei all the time, Sha Zhu suddenly became unhappy.
"I said Xu Damao, what do you mean by looking at him like that? This Lou Xiao'e is still here, be honest with me!"
"I said silly Zhu, it's your fault. I knew you were going on a blind date, so I brought my wife here to cheer you on. It turned out that you were lucky, this person was here, and you didn't introduce him well. You are not taking someone else Are you an outsider?"
Although what Xu Damao said sounds like that, in Sha Zhu's view, he is here to make trouble.
So without further ado, he rolled up his sleeves and threatened with a tigerish face: "Xu Damao, are you going to leave? Believe it or not, I'll do it!"
Although Shazhu's appearance is quite scary, Xu Damao, who is now blessed with force, is not afraid of him.
He walked up to Ma Fei in a gentlemanly manner, and Xu Damao said with a good temper: "Hi, I'm Xu Damao, and I'm the enemy of this idiot. But don't worry, I don't mean anything malicious here today, I just want to see what it's like A woman can curb the stinky mouth of Sha Zhu."
When Xu Damao said that his mouth smelled bad in front of Ma Fei, Sha Zhu couldn't stand it anymore.
"I said Xu Damao, who are you talking about?"
"Of course it's you! You don't have a stinky mouth, don't you count yourself?"
Speaking of this, Xu Damao turned to Ma Fei and said, "Shazhu is not bad, but stupid is for sure, and his mouth really stinks! Most people can't stand it! So, If you want to be with him, you must be mentally prepared, after all, this marriage is a lifetime thing!"
After finishing what he had to say, Xu Damao didn't want to continue to provoke people here anymore. After saying goodbye to the three of them in turn, he took Lou Xiao'e back to the backyard.
That's right, the target Xu Damao wants to optimize this time is Sha Zhu's stinky mouth.
Qin Huairu actually said something very reasonable, this idiot just has no daughter-in-law's life!With his stinky mouth, which woman would suffer?You deserve to be single for so long!
So if Shazhu doesn't get rid of this problem, he will probably only be able to hook up with Qin Huairu in the future!
It's just that Sha Zhu is quite stubborn, so if you tell him well, he won't listen.That's just right, how many times have you been in pain, you can learn to be good, right?
Of course, it is estimated that other than himself, no one present could understand his thoughts.
"You said silly Zhu in front of her just now, I'm afraid he's going to brag about this blind date! You're too bad! Don't do that again next time!"
Having said that, as a woman, Lou Xiaoe was inevitably touched by what Xu Damao said to Ma Fei just now.
Of course, the one who was also touched was naturally Maffei, who was the person involved.
When Ma Fei realized that her eyes had been unconsciously following Xu Damao's leaving back, her cheeks blushed, and Ding Xiang even unconsciously licked her plump lower lip.
But fortunately, Sha Zhu was busy greeting Xu Damao right now, so naturally he didn't notice anything strange about her.
--------
When Xu Damao was sampling tea and reading newspapers as usual the next day, he casually gave Zhang Ye and Zhang Ye a few meaningful life philosophies,
Bang!
Silly Zhu broke in directly.
The fierce momentum made Zhang and Ye shrink back reflexively.
Only Xu Damao still sat calmly in his seat, calmly said: "I said silly Zhu, what are you doing here during working hours?"
"What am I doing here, don't you know?"
"What, yellow? Miss Ren doesn't want you anymore?"
Seeing that Xu Damao was exposing his scars in front of everyone, Sha Zhu suddenly jumped into a rage and said: "Xu Damao, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!"
Seeing that Shazhu really rushed towards Xu Damao, Zhang Ye and Zhang Ye quickly stepped forward to stop him.
But in the face of the silly Zhu who was in a state of rampage, how could the two of them stop it?
Seeing that Zhang Weidong and Ye Xianghong were pushed to the ground by Sha Zhu, Xu Damao couldn't sit still anymore.
This clay figurine still has a bit of a temper, not to mention that Xu Damao has never advertised himself as a good person!
Since this idiot always thinks that he can use force to solve all problems as long as he can't make sense with him;
Then let's take a good look today, who is the one who was solved by force in the end!
Seeing that Xu Damao and Sha Zhu wrestled into a ball, and between the two pushing and shoving, things in the office were scattered all over the floor. When they realized that something was wrong, Zhang and Ye immediately ran out to call for help. .
(End of this chapter)
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