Beginning peak Beckham, handsome is over

Chapter 168 Explosive Archery!Five yuan in the half!

Xiao Wen's loyalists were all a little tricky.

Because Xiao Wen has scored many goals in the past two and a half years. Many of them are goals that other players have dreamed of all their lives.

This is not a joke.

Take a look at the comments of other retired and active stars.

Michael Owen - I scored against Argentina in the World Cup, and before that, I was able to rank in England.But Xiao Wen squeezed my goals out of the top ten in one World Cup.To say you are not jealous would be a lie.Xiao, you are such a cute bastard!
Guti - those goals he scored against Real Madrid in Dortmund, I honestly never saw it on any 18-year-old player.At that time, there was only one feeling in my heart: he should play for Real Madrid!

Thierry Henry: To be honest, when I played next to Messi, I saw a lot of miracles.You know, like the one I've been talking about, the goal he scored against Malaga.I kept telling myself that no one in this world would amaze me so much anymore. The appearance of Xiao Wen made me feel that my feeling was wrong.

Ronaldo: Everyone calls me an alien.But Xiao asked if he could continue to play like this and stay healthy.I think I can really call him God.This is no disrespect - it's my greatest respect!Is it really a compliment you ask me?Really not. Because of the World Cup in Brazil, I was in the stands and watched him play four games!
And so on
So. Xiao asked once there is a game without scoring.Everyone will think, hey... Is there something wrong with Xiao Wen?A full nine and 10 minutes of ball shortage?
Is this still available?

Even Xiao Wen scored a goal.

It was an ordinary goal, and there seemed to be something wrong.Why, what about your unconstrained imagination?Leave it to the interaction with your girlfriend online and offline?
Nowadays
Addicted.

After a weird opponent's mistake, the ball was scored and the heel shot was shot, a beautiful free kick + an absolutely explosive second kick in the air!
After hugging and celebrating with his teammates one by one, Xiao Wen directly returned to the area where he should be in the backcourt.

After the re-kick-off, Bolassier received a yellow card for a shovel against Rashford, but Rojo was also shoveled, and the team doctor had to enter the field.

Going over to take a look at Rojo, it seems that the problem is not too big. Xiao Wen saw Van Gaal on the sidelines and beckoned him to go over.

"The movement is starting to get bigger, pay attention to protect yourself." Van Gaal reminded Xiao Wen.

"I'm fine, Nai Cao." Xiao Wen smiled slightly.

Beside Van Gaal, Giggs frowned and asked Xiao: "Crystal Palace is out of action, but the anger will definitely rise. If you bring the ball, you may really cause trouble. After all, they are here. At home, it’s meaningless, it’s not worth it if you’re injured, so keep it close.”

Xiao Wen pondered for a long time, then suddenly opened his mouth and asked, "Every time I close it, people think that my limit is like this."

"This" Giggs shook his head.

At present, Xiao Wen is basically clocking out after a hat-trick. In the Premier League, Aguero's performance in a single game without the ball in the previous two weeks is really not as explosive as it was in a single game.

"Then what do you want?" Van Gaal asked, "Five too?"

"Let's go with fate." Xiao Wen waved his hand and stepped back with a smile.

Van Gaal thought he was looking at a little fox.

……

inside the field.

"Xiao, I feel that the eyes of those guys looking at you are not right." He took a sip of water, then threw the water bottle towards the sideline, and said expressionlessly: "But you should get used to it. There is no defender now Will look good on you."

"I still want to score goals in this game, so I definitely can't suppress the fire." Xiao Wen responded softly: "If I have to shrink back and play every game and let other defenders notice this, it will definitely be a disaster for everyone. If the members pay attention, then it will not be so easy if you think about it again.”

Mata looked at him with his arms crossed, and asked after a long silence, "Aren't you really tired?"

Xiao Wen was stunned.

"Look at us, we can't run for 10 minutes in seven or eight double matches every week." Mata said with a smile: "But you."

Xiao Wen considered it for a while: "I'll clock in to get off work."

"Fack. Forget." Mata suddenly realized.nod.

Less than 10 minutes.

hat trick.

"Many people say how fierce the previous Premier League was. Or how brutal the previous games were. In contrast, the current defense makes it easier to score goals."

After Alan Shearer praised Xiao Wen with Gary Neville, he analyzed a hot topic on the Internet, "Modern football is easier to score than ancient football."

Neville nodded: "Yes. For example, the back tackle at that time."

Carragher interjected: "The biggest problem with back tackle is that players with the ball can't see their eyes and cannot make protective moves. The defender's studs are big and his moves are extremely lethal, so people have always been criticized. It is absolutely correct to be banned. things."

"Yes, a defender back tackles at any time. As long as he destroys the ball first and then turns over the man, it is a good ball for the defender. It is his own business to kill the player with the ball. So many years ago, back tackles were very common at that time. Don’t dare to dribble the ball at will.” Shearer turned to look at Carragher and said: “In the past, back tackles were common, and there were no yellow cards, so it was so loose, such as Maradona who felled a big tree in South Korea in the 86 World Cup.”

Neville followed Carragher's nod.

"After the 90 World Cup, they began to ask for a yellow card. The reason was that there were too many 90 fouls against Maradona in the 7 games of the 63 World Cup. That is to say, there was one foul against Maradona every 10 minutes. It's unimaginable now." However, Gary Neville added softly: "This season, Xiao Wen received 9 fouls in 52 games, which is also exaggerated."

"The focus of tackling is on the ball, and the focus of tackling is on people, so the injuries suffered are completely different. The former players had a short peak period, which is mainly caused by the different rules of tackling. Imagine that you are frequently shoveled by bright shoe spikes, you How many years can you survive with frequent foot injuries??" Carragher nodded, "The current players are indeed in a relatively good era."

"Having said that." Neville frowned and reached out to touch the microphone: "The regional approach and high-post defense tend to be perfect today. The defense of offensive players is also more targeted."

"But it must be admitted that it was more difficult to score goals in the era of perfection, isn't it?" Alan Shearer asked.

"Indeed." Carragher nodded.

"Based on Xiao Wen's physical and technical conditions. In which era will he not be able to gain a firm foothold?" Neville also raised a question.

"Thinking about it. I also think you are right." Alan Shearer said seriously: "According to the statistics over the past two years, Xiao Wen is definitely one of the players who have been violated the most times. But his injury The lack of time is not long. It can be seen that although his body is relatively thin, his physical condition is really good."

Carragher wanted to refute, but couldn't say anything.

If there are a few guys who can thrive in the past, Xiao Wen must be one of them.

Shoveled with the ball?
Not to mention the crazy speed change, you can only eat the exhaust of the car, even if he is not human, the ecstasy long pass, cross, and set-pieces. Ferguson commented on Charlie Adam's "his set-pieces are worth 1000 million". With these few things, Xiao Wen has a guarantee of 3000 million.

And his long shots, his unbelievable tricks in the penalty area.

Carragher forced himself not to think about it anymore. Recently, his blood pressure was a little high.

"Judging from the news I got before the game, Xiao Wen probably scored more than a hat-trick in this game." Neville said without doubt: "As long as he still wants to score goals, I think there will be goals."

On the pitch, Manchester United turned away from home, and almost all players except the goalkeeper crossed the halfway line.

on the bench
Lingard smiled and whispered to Januzaj next to him,

"It's fucking easy if he wants to get in."

"Don't scare me, Jesse!"

"I've heard that from other people too."

"Who?"

"Pereira."

After a long silence, Januzaj asked in shock: "Jesse, it is said that Pereira and Xiao Wen had a free kick that night. De Gea kept the goal, and Xiao Wen scored fifteen consecutive goals? Dead corner?"

Lingard swallowed the water in his mouth, raised his jaw and said proudly: "Nonsense! Do I have to tell you at the scene that night?"

Januzaj is a bit shy, and he doesn’t get along very closely with his teammates on weekdays. Thinking about the ingratiating smile he gave to Xiao Wen Lingard before, he realized that the young guy who looked stupid in front of him actually trained Afterwards, they all learned how to flatter Xiao Wen.

As if he was already the boss of Manchester United, Lingard looked at Januzaj's eyes with a sudden smugness, and said: "And he doesn't like to kick long shots very much in normal training. Guess what. Left and right casters Come on, kick the net! Especially the left foot, I fucking look at De Gea and feel that he is a little panicked!"

On the field, Xiao Wen once again passed two people in a row, and then was knocked down.Looking at the scene in front of him, Januzaj's expression became interesting again.In fact, Xiao Wen's physique may not necessarily be much taller and stronger than his.But it's just that they can get along in the Premier League!If you want to snatch him, he can pass, if you want to chase him, you can run, if you want to surround him, you can break through!

About Xiao Wen.Although it has only been a few months since I came to Manchester United.However, the Carrington base already has a lot of legends about him.

For example, a sweeping aunt swears to other people in the base that she saw Xiao Wen shoot seven times in a row!Hit the beam!Bounce back, kick back!Back and forth, seven times!Did not land!
At first, everyone took this gossip as a topic after dinner.
Now it seems that this legend may be true
Januzaj really believed it a little bit.

The Belgian genius has never denied that he once intended to become Manchester United's first brother.For a long time, he insisted in the bottom of his heart that the real talents in the base were blocked from the first team, and insisted that his skills were higher than Rooney and others who could retire.

He is Manchester United's most proud new star.

Now he finally knows.

All this, hallucination, was just because he didn't play in the Premier League at that time, and Xiao Wen didn't come to Manchester United at that time.

In the locker room before the match, Januzaj could already sense Xiao Wen's murderous aura.
I can't tell what it is. In short, it's right to be colder than usual.

No.20 in two minutes
Xiao Wen shot with his right foot from the left side of the penalty area. The football touched the opponent's central defender and hit the crossbar.

Seeing Xiao Wen for the first time, Januzai hugged his head regretfully
No.209 minutes, after Crystal Palace's corner kick, Manchester United counterattacked.

After Mata passed the ball from the center line to Xiao Wen on the left, he was brought down.The referee signaled to the attacking side that it was favorable for the game to continue.

Xiao Wen moved in, and the four or five opponent's defenders in front of him retracted. It looked like a wall was blocking him, one hit five, within a narrow range, no matter how savage a beast was in front of this situation. He is as cute and pure as a little white rabbit, because these are the defenders who are jealous of the Premier League, and everyone knows that the Premier League is not inferior to other leagues in terms of scale.

The defense line of the Crystal Palace was full of fury, and the two burly central defenders roared. The muscles of the jersey were full of daunting power, as if the jersey might be stretched into pieces flying all over the sky at any time.

However, the expected scene of Xiao Wen hitting the wall did not happen. He directly passed the ball back to Depay who also retracted and came in to find Xiao Wen for cooperation.

Depay caught the ball, squinted his eyes, and looked at Xiao Wen who was still rushing forward without stopping.Suddenly, instinctively and subconsciously, I remembered the incident where everyone frantically imitated Xiao Wenwai's instep on the training ground recently.
So, he also came to pass the ball with the outside instep of the march!
The football actually passed through the gap between the opponent's right back and center back!

Xiao Wen unceremoniously led the ball into the penalty area, and shot directly with his left foot.

The defensive players of Crystal Palace stood with their hips akimbo, and they used many methods on the road of defending Xiao Wen.

It's all right for Xiao Wen to do the fairy ball alone. Depay also came to the outside of the instep?

Unbelievable, can this talent be contagious?

Then I will also buy one next to Xiao Wen's villa!I can't become a super giant, so my son!
No one shakes their heads. It's impossible to guard against.

Four goals.

Brother, are you satisfied?

Stop shooting!
not good for health.
Really, we'd risk our lives too.

The already extremely frustrated Crystal Palace players were completely shattered this time, and all of them shrank in their own half.

After defending for 20 minutes, the game was successfully dragged to overtime in the first half. The score did not change.

It's better to survive a second than to be slaughtered.

That's what most Crystal Palace players think.

Those before the game prevented Xiao Wen from scoring.The idea of ​​preventing Manchester United from keeping up with Tottenham's record has been thrown into the clouds at this time.

Including Zaha, who thinks he is the legacy of Great Britain, originally wanted to compete with Xiao Wen on the Internet before the game to attract traffic, such as this time I will crush you.

But later on, I thought it was okay, there were not many people in the world who dared to speak to that young man in such a tone, and those who let Xiao Wen off with harsh words seemed to have been severely taught by him.

Fortunately
Zaha felt a little lucky suddenly.

And the next scene confirmed his point of view once again.

The last ten seconds of stoppage time!

Manchester United kicked the ball directly from the backcourt, a super long-distance long pass!
Rashford, who tried to cruise from the right side to the left side and changed positions with Depay, was running wildly at the top of the arc in the penalty area early and struggled to return the ball.

The direction that the ball is pointing towards is Xiao Wen who is rushing madly..
The football flew towards Xiao Wen. At this time, the position where Xiao Wen touched the ball was about 30 meters away.
"Block him!!!!!!!"

The goalkeeper in front of the Crystal Palace shouted loudly.

Not to mention 30 meters, Ter Stegen has often appeared on highlights in the past few years. Why... It's because Xiao Wen held the ball in the backcourt and he thought it was okay, but it turned out that there was something wrong.

why,
Because he came to the five major leagues and played all over the Europa Invincibles, because the long-range shots on his left and right legs are brilliant and dazzling, because he is the greatest pride in the history of England, because his temper has always been so irritable, because he is Crazy Xiao.

In the center of Crystal Palace's backcourt, the young man walked away from the ball, his expression still as cold and calm as before he went crazy.

Neville frowned, stared at Xiao and asked, "What does he want to do?"

Xiao Wen wanted to shoot.

The right foot swung back, almost raised to the position parallel to the hip, and then exerted great force, pumping towards the football!

Bang!
A sound raised, as if resounding through the entire stadium.

A sharp white arrow pierced into the restricted area and passed through the entire restricted area!

The football flies parallel to the ground, and it doesn't bounce until it is two or three meters in front of the goal!
Although the goalkeeper tried his best to jump to the right, he landed
To no avail.

This ball is coming fiercely!

hit the net!

The ball goes in.

call.
half time
"Manchester Evening News": the end of the game!If he hits five yuan in less than half time, Xiao Wen is Xiao Wen!

"Guardian": Crystal Palace's defensive players have tried their best!Just like a butterfly can't fly in the sea, no one can bear to blame it!
"Daily Telegraph": Manchester United on track.As long as you appear on the stage with Xiao Wen, you can enjoy a super giant card.

"The Times": Xiao Wen is the midfielder?winger?front waist?forward?All free people! ! !

"The Sun": The other teams in the Premier League should sign Esther Hirsch!Only she has the ability to PK Xiao Wen's archery!
(End of this chapter)