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"Uncle Zhang, your body is getting stronger and stronger!"

Facing Zhang Guoli, Wu Hu couldn't put up any airs.The main reason is that when Lao Zhang faced Wu Hu's father, he didn't have any airs, which made Wu Hu's father feel like a spring breeze.

So in return, Wu Hu's father asked Wu Hu to treat him like an uncle when he faced Lao Zhang in the future, so as not to make people think that the old Wu family had no tutor.

When his father spoke, Wu Hu couldn't just call him "Old Zhang", so he could only give him some face.Sure enough, a word of "Uncle Zhang" made Lao Zhang laugh from ear to ear. Lao Yu on the side looked at him for a moment, as if he didn't quite understand why their relationship was so close.
Seeing Lao Yu's expression, Lao Zhang explained, "Pang Hu's father and I are tea and chess friends. That's how we got to know each other."

Wu Hu smiled and added, "My dad is Uncle Zhang's TV fan."

When Lao Yu heard this, he immediately said "Oh!", but he swallowed the rest of his words alive. He almost said, "You're doing this old father's way very well."

From Lao Yu's point of view, although Lao Zhang is not the kind of person who is obviously unprofitable and can't afford to be early, he is definitely not a person who can often drink tea and chat with ordinary people.

It is not difficult to see that Lao Zhang is willing to drink tea and chat with Wu Hu's father. It is definitely not because they have something in common, but because Lao Zhang chooses to follow the father's route and is interested in Wu Hu.

You see, Wu Hu now calls him "uncle", which shows his success.

But of course he couldn't say this. If it was Lao Guo, he would definitely not care. But for Lao Zhang, he estimated that if he said this, it would be fine on the surface, but later Lao Zhang would definitely scold him and even give him Hate.

After all, there are some things that cannot be said.

Could it be that Wu Hu couldn't see what his Lao Zhang was thinking?

Wu Hu could naturally see it, but he always saw through it without telling him. Anyway, his boss, Zhang, never made any excessive demands on him.And his old father didn't have many friends in the capital, let alone famous celebrity friends like Lao Zhang.

So, since Dad is happy, let him go!
After chatting for a while, Lao Zhang chatted with Wu Hu about the Spring Festival Gala. He was one of the hosts of this year's Spring Festival Gala. Last year, Wu Hu did not go to the Spring Festival Gala, and the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala dropped significantly.

This year Wu Hu once again rejected the invitation to the Spring Festival Gala, and Uncle Pan, who was reduced to a host, was once again pulled out and whipped to death. He was so angry that Lao Pan could only close the door and curse his mother.

Lao Zhang thinks that if nothing happens, he can go back to participate in the Spring Festival Gala next year. It has been two years since he stopped, so he can't keep denying him face, right?
To this, Wu Hu only had an ambiguous response, and finally asked him, "Uncle, who are you working as a lobbyist for, right?"

Lao Zhang smiled and said: "Someone actually told me that if you are willing to return to the Spring Festival Gala this year, they will give you the green light directly. You don't need to skip the last round of rehearsals and you can go directly to the live singing! But I don't think you will. I was willing, but I didn’t agree.”

There are only a few days left before the Chinese New Year, and the last round of rehearsals will be held tomorrow. They can actually save him even this last round of rehearsals. This green light is indeed a bit big.

Under normal circumstances, in order to be on the safe side, the chief director cannot be so willful.

But if the object of his willfulness was Wu Hu, no one would think it was wrong.

Wu Hu Typhoon is steady and has never made a mistake. They are quite confident in letting him sing his own songs.It is probably a mistake, and the audience will be happy to hear it. After all, Wu Hu does not forget his lyrics as often as Milk Cha Lun and Lin JJ.

Moreover, it is not that it has never happened before that Wu Hu only participated in the last round of rehearsals and then went on stage directly. Now it is just a step further on this basis.

But they estimated that Wu Hu would not agree easily. The guy was very willful, and Zhongshi really had nothing to do with him. After all, he was an international superstar and the richest man in the flower gardening family.

Hearing what Lao Zhang said, Wu Hu just smiled and shook his head, and then saw the handsome man from the family show off and nod to him.

Then he went up to say hello to Wu Hu and Lao Zhang, and joined the group chat by the way.

This guy, Xiu Yibo, felt like Director Chen last night that Wu Hu and he were on the same page.But in fact, there are differences between Director Chen and Xiu Yibo.

Director Chen was obviously having fun, he rotated the fruit tray and did not look for fruit on a single tree.

But when this person shows off, it's different. He will wrap the fruit for himself to enjoy exclusively.He felt that Wu Hu was actually the same as him. The difference was that Wu Hu was more courageous and more capable... much more.

It is a pity that he does not have as strong personal ability as Wu Hu and cannot make himself the richest man in just a few years. Otherwise, he would dare to be as willful as Wu Hu.

Wu Hu actually doesn't have much likes or dislikes about this person. The only thing that makes him a little confused is that he feels like a very wise uncle, but what he does is no different from ordinary people. He will also get angry when he is angry. I have a falling out with someone.

For example, the extramarital lover he had been in love with for seven years actually called the police and sued him for extortion because they couldn't agree on the compensation amount afterwards.

As a smart person, this approach is obviously unwise. Although it can relieve temporary anger, it will also be regarded as unworthy of fun.

In short, there are quite a few people who criticize him.

Amid everyone's greetings and pleasantries, the press conference began.

I have to say that it is quite good to see these crosstalk actors talking about crosstalk on stage.

It is obvious that Zhan Langjing was led astray by these people, and his potential as a comedian is off the charts.

Originally, Wu Hu thought that after the press conference, they could go home without watching a movie.

But unexpectedly, Lao Guo finally showed the movie and let Wu Hu watch it again.

Speaking of which, if you ignore the plot and theme of this movie and just look at certain shots and clips, it would actually be okay.Especially for fans of Lao Guo, they can actually accept this kind of cross talk-like plots and lines.

Especially the part where Zhan Langjing makes a cameo, playing opposite Xiao Guo, and competing to be the son-in-law who comes to the house. Putting aside other things, just looking at the baggage of this part, it is actually quite enjoyable, at least many viewers can watch it. Just happy.

If you analyze it from the perspective of the major elements of the movie, the answer you get will definitely be a bad movie, because the movie will already digress later on.

The original theme was supposed to be 'Is appearance really that important? ', the result later became 'The result is not important, what is important is the process'.

When everyone watches it, they will only have this expression, 'Ah this...' Why is this movie criticized as a bad movie, but many fans of Lao Guo and Xiao Yueyue think that it is actually not bad. The problem is it's here.

At the end of the movie, Wu Hu and Yahuazi were stopped by entertainment reporters as usual, asking Wu Hu what they thought of the drama and asking him to guess how much box office the drama could earn.

When it comes to box office, Wu Hu is somewhat embarrassed and can't do it at all.

If you say that this movie only has a box office goal of more than a small target, it is obviously a slap in the face of Lao Guo. Your own movie only had more than three small targets on the first day. But when it was his turn, Lao Guo, you actually You said there is only a small target for the total box office?

It is estimated that if Wu Hu mentioned a small box office target, people would then ask, "Are you talking about the first day's box office results?" '

No wonder people ask that, because this movie has a lot of stars and so many stars cameo, but the box office actually fell short of two small targets. Are you kidding me?
Although many of them are obviously guest stars for free in order to repay Lao Guo's favor.Even for a major character like Warrior Jing, the pay is a friendly price.

It is estimated that Lao Guo spent only 4000 to [-] million yuan on the entire movie. With such a cost, it is actually profitable to achieve a box office result of [-] points.

But no matter whether Lao Guo makes money or not, everyone will definitely not believe that this drama only has such a small box office, and they will not believe it even if they die.

So, can Wu Hu do this mouth-dressing competition?Obviously not!
In another time and space, it is said that Lao Guo also said that as long as he kept the ticket stub, he could go to his cross talk club to listen to cross talk. Therefore, it is difficult to say that Lao Guo did not suffer any loss during this time.

After all, the ticket prices for Lao Guo's special cross talk show are not comparable to those of movie tickets.

However, one thing worth mentioning is that with so many blockbusters fighting each other and the entire Spring Festival period turning into a mess, Lao Guo actually managed to get a box office of 3 points with a [-]% film scheduling rate, which shows that this movie The play is actually not too bad.

As long as it is given a 10% film schedule, it can achieve box office results of four or five small targets.Of course, Lao Guo will suffer even more serious losses in the end.

Why is Lao Guo's movie so poorly scheduled?Sometimes you can only see its schedule in the early morning and early morning?
There is only one reason, because Lao Guo is not from the film industry.

In addition, there are many blockbusters in the same period, so theaters will definitely give priority to these film companies that they often cooperate with, not to mention that they are hot-selling blockbusters.

As for how miserable his old Guo's death will be, what does it have to do with them?
This is also the result of Lao Guo living alone, because this drama was all brought together by his cross talk club. The investor is himself, the leading actors are his own people, and the guest stars are cashing in on past favors... Everything is different from those in movies and TV shows. The company has nothing to do with it.

In the end, it was the theater company who split the accounts with him, Lao Guo, and no one else had anything to do with it.

Under such circumstances, coupled with the already fierce competition in the Spring Festival period, how could other film companies try their best to trick Lao Guo!
And this is why Wu Hu likes to join forces with big film and television companies, especially behemoths like Zhongying. As long as he cooperates with them, there is no need to worry about distribution.

From the time he debuted until now, he has hardly faced any special difficulties in movie scheduling, because he knows how to share the cake and take advantage of others.

Don’t you understand, Lao Guo?He must understand, but he probably doesn’t think it matters!

Or maybe, Lao Guo has overestimated the weight of these celebrities!Without the cooperation of theaters, what if many stars join in as guest stars?

In the end, Wu Hu did not reveal his box office predictions for the movie. He also wanted to continue pretending to compare if he had the opportunity in the future!I don’t want to lose my golden body here or slap Lao Guo in the face.

If you really want to talk about the box office performance of more than a small target, I guess Lao Guo would have thought that Wu Hu was casting a curse on him, but in the end, he was really cursed by Wu Hu.

But in his evaluation of the movie, Wu Hu focused on it. He did not mention the movie's digression. He only said: "The movie is quite fun. Audiences who usually like to listen to cross talk will definitely like it if they watch it. In fact, I I quite like it, it’s very relaxing to watch, especially when I see Brother Jing’s weak, pitiful and helpless look when he was dragged away, haha..."

The entertainment reporters who were listening nearby couldn't help laughing when they thought of that scene.

"Fat Tiger, your conscience won't hurt when you say this? Don't you think that as the movie progresses, its theme has deviated from its original intention?"

Faced with such a question, Wu Hu could only pretend to be stupid, "Digress? I didn't see it. It seems that I will have to watch it again when the movie is released..."

"Fat Hu, don't you think this is just a collection of cross talk jokes?"

Faced with this question, Wu Hu could only say: "Please! Director Guo is not a professional director. Being able to direct a movie like this is actually beyond my expectation. You know, until now, I have not Confidence directed a good movie!"

In order not to make people think that he was trying to undermine Lao Guo, Wu Hu even resorted to self-effacement.Normally, he would blow the cowhide to great effect, but today, the conditions didn't allow it.

It can only be said that Lao Guo has worked hard, but his ability in movies is only so much. What can he do?I can only try to pick out what I can say.

Therefore, sometimes if you want others to praise you, you really have to be strong enough. Otherwise, those who do not brag will feel a little embarrassed and cannot continue to brag.

Wu Hu feels a little bit overwhelmed now, so he can only talk about the acting skills of those actors. For example, Zhan Langjing has the potential to be a comedian. Next time, he can continue to consider letting him play some comedy roles. Maybe this can also be regarded as his broadening. A direction of play.

As for Xiao Yueyue, forget it, skip it, let’s talk about Dalinzi!
It was half an hour later when Wu Hu and Yahuazi squeezed out from the circle of entertainment reporters, and Yahuazi looked a little embarrassed.

Wu Hu smiled and said: "Are you a little confused about where to start? By the way, would you like to drive tonight?"

Yahuazi glanced at Wu Hu, reached out to take the car keys, sat in the driver's seat, and then asked: "Where are my canvas shoes?"

It's really difficult to drive in high heels, so Wu Hu pulled out a pair of white flat shoes from under the car seat and handed them to her. Yahuazi bent over and put on the shoes, saying: "This movie by Lao Guo is indeed a bit difficult to say. What about you? What do you think?"

Wu Hu shook his head, "If the film schedule is better, maybe the results will be passable, but you also know what the situation is like during the Spring Festival. Even if "Inception" is put here and competes with those blockbusters, I believe the result will definitely not be better than before. "

"The competition is indeed fierce. In addition to 'Tang Detective 2', there is also 'Monster Hunt 2'! In addition, there is also 'Operation Red Sea' and 'Kingdom of Women'. It is really difficult for Lao Guo."

After a pause, she added: "Someone asked you to predict his box office before, but you never answered directly. What's wrong? You can't guess it either?"

Wu Hu smiled and said, "It's really hard to tell!"

(End of this chapter)