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Chapter 965 Xiao Wang, what kind of fruit plate did you order for Tiger?

Chapter 965 Xiao Wang, what kind of fruit plate did you order for Tiger?
Seeing Wu Hu rejecting Lao Ma's dinner invitation and leaving in a car with Ronaldinho, Lao Ma and the Kung Fu Emperor couldn't help but sigh silently.

Then Lao Ma asked: "Do you think there is really a master in martial arts? Has he arrived yet?"

The Kung Fu Emperor shook his head, "I don't know, but there should be no problem in calling him Grandmaster. This guy is too strong. Everyone calls me the Kung Fu Emperor, but I really can't bear this title in front of him. It’s so embarrassing.”

Lao Ma smiled and sighed softly at the end, "I didn't really believe in any genius before, but when I saw him, I found that I had to believe it. I have been practicing Tai Chi for almost twenty years, but I feel that I am not like him. In comparison, it seems like I have just learned the routine.”

The Kung Fu Emperor smiled bitterly, "Don't sigh. I started practicing martial arts when I was 8 years old. I have practiced martial arts for more than [-] years now, but I can't even count myself in the palace."

He had even wondered before whether that realm existed.

But after seeing the methods Wu Hu showed today, he was already convinced that that realm existed, otherwise it would be impossible to explain why Wu Hu was so powerful.

"It's a pity that he refused to join our Offensive Dao Culture Communication Company."

Lao Ma felt it was a pity. If Wu Hu joined, the company that promotes Tai Chi would definitely be more attractive, because Wu Hu's Tai Chi is attractive enough.

But Wu Hu knew what happened in another time and space, and knew what Lao Ma would do in the future that would offend netizens.

It's not right when 'Daddy Ma' turns into a 'capital horse' step by step. In fact, he has always been a 'capital horse', but his performance was not very obvious at the beginning and everyone did not see it clearly.

When everyone gradually gets to know him, Lao Ma's fate is already doomed, so it is better to stay away from this Lao Ma.

Moreover, the purpose of participating in the filming of "Gong Shoudao" and showing off in front of Lao Ma was also achieved.

In this case, there is no need to continue to get involved in other things.

On the day he left Yinkeng Bamboo Forest, Wu Hu got on the plane directly and flew to Foot Pot Chicken to soak in the hot springs, because Ouch, the little sister, the deer in the forest, and Sika were all there.

The little deer in the forest went to the Foot Pot Chicken with the team to do some activities. Ouchi Xiaomei and Sika missed Wu Hu. Wu Hu couldn't go to Kimchi Peninsula, so he had to make an appointment with the Foot Pot Chicken.

Then, at the foot basin chicken territory, Wu Hu saw seven other chickens from the thigh era.

Looking at these 'sister-in-laws', Wu Hu felt like a myna who accidentally fell into the pansi hole, constantly accepting the verbal teasing from them.

Not to mention, in Wu Hu’s opinion, no matter which one of these long legs he has, he seems to be very OK!She has good looks, a hot figure, and the bonus of fame.

Especially the youngest one, who is affectionately called 'Xianbao' by her fans, gives people the impression that she is easy to bully.

Listening to the sweet and greasy "oppa" coming from the ears, the nose is filled with all kinds of delicious fragrances, and it is a bit difficult not to be fascinated.

Faced with this scene, it's really not easy to ridicule those men whose legs are so weak that they can't walk when they see them. If another man tries it, he will definitely be distraught, or even worse than him.

If it had been before, Wu Hu would probably take the opportunity to get involved with them, and then see how many girlfriends he could develop among them.

But now, this kind of thinking has faded a lot. After all, he has taken over the role of appearance in this team, and the rest doesn't matter.

Those things I promised Yahuazi, but in the end I got another Aunt Fuguihua, and this has not been solved yet!If there were more of these little sisters, it would be hard to explain.

What's more, he was accompanied by an equally jealous little girl, the meat tongs on his waist and ribs, always reminding him not to be too happy to miss Shu.

Master Wu pays for everything from eating, drinking, and having fun. Although the little sisters don't care much about the money, they like Wu Hu's attitude very much.

In fact, they had already known from their sisters how generous Wu Hu was, and some even wished they could do it for him.But when Wu Hu turned a deaf ear to some of their little attempts, they knew that Wu Hu had no intention of adding any more girlfriends.

Although people who were born in a place like Kimchi Peninsula were a little surprised by Wu Hu's situation, they were not completely unable to accept love.

After all, some chaebols spent more money than he did. Not only did they change brides every night, but they also constantly changed fresh fruit plates, which everyone knew very well.

Moreover, those people's actions seemed generous, but compared with Wu Hu, they were far behind.No chaebol who comes out to play will give away company shares.

In the eyes of those plutocrats, they are just commodities that can be discarded at any time.

In contrast, Wu Hu is not only good-looking, talented and generous, but he can also protect them from harassment by other men. Everything is the best choice.

It is better to follow a man like this than to take advantage of other men.

Excellent women have no shortage of men to chase them, and excellent men have no shortage of women to stare at them.

But unfortunately, Wu Hu never gave them a chance.

After staying at Foot Pot Chicken Island for about a week, Wu Hu went to Bald Eagle. A new round of concerts was about to begin, and he could no longer stay in this gentle village.

In late July, Wu Hu came to Bald Eagle Angel City. Wu Hu’s parents, who had come to Bald Eagle before, had already traveled to Bald Eagle Land with several of their daughters-in-law and grandchildren, and now they have gone to Ai Wei'er's hometown, Beaver Country, has gone.

When Wu Hu's concert started, Ai Wei'er left her daughter Alice with her grandparents and came back alone on the pretext of being a supporting singer for Wu Hu.

Swift also stopped what she was doing and came to be a guest singer, and also invited some of her best friends to help out, such as Rihanna, Selena Gomez, etc.

The widowed sister who had finished filming "Avengers 3" also came with the big husky girl.

The appearance of these women immediately made the entertainment reporters go crazy. They gathered around them to interview them, and most of the questions they asked were related to their love affairs.

Many people have discovered that since they met Wu Hu, there seems to be no scandals involving them. Aunt Meizuan and Ai Weier will not talk about it because they have become mothers after all.Although they were asked who the child's father was, they did not tell them directly, but judging from the child's appearance, they knew without asking that the child's father must be Wu Hu.

This matter is already a tacit secret among flower growers and bald eagles, but the person involved never gives a direct answer.

In Bald Eagle, this kind of situation of pregnant women having illegitimate children is so common and so common that everyone has long been accustomed to it.

But Sister Widow and Swift were too famous, and the results were unclear to Wu Hu, which really made the otakus here at Bald Eagle a little unhappy.

"Taylor Swift, how is your relationship with Tiger going? You've been chasing him for several years, right? Doesn't he still agree to your pursuit?" Swift replied, "I think our relationship is pretty good now. , I quite like maintaining the current state of life with him."

"But in this case, Swifty, how can you maintain your sex life?"

Bald Eagle's entertainment reporters were quite direct and bold in asking questions. This kind of question would never appear so blatantly in a flower grower.

Swift couldn't help laughing when she heard this, and finally covered her mouth, widened her eyes, and looked around, "Is this kind of issue allowed to be discussed loudly here?"

When other entertainment reporters heard this, they immediately nodded, indicating that they didn't mind.

As a result, Swift said directly, "Oh no! I refuse!"

He didn't want the video of this scene to appear in front of Wu Hu's parents in the future. She knew very well how conservative the old flower grower was.In their opinion, this kind of behavior is too dissolute.

The widowed sister and the husky girl also had the same experience, and they were also faced with various blockades and inquiries from entertainment reporters.After asking about their current relationship with Wu Hu, he then asked: "Scarlett, have you ever thought about having a baby with Tiger like Avril did?"

Initially, everyone did not expect the widowed sister to give them any decent answer, but in the end they heard her say: "I have indeed thought about learning from him. You know, Tiger's genes are so good. I also hope that I Children in the future can be better. Now that 'Avengers 3' has been filmed and I have time, I think I will take action."

"..."

For a moment, everyone wondered if their ears had heard it wrong.

When the widowed sister was about to leave, someone asked: "Scarlett, is this true?"

The widowed sister turned around, shrugged and spread her hands, "Why should I lie to you? If one day I get pregnant, you don't have to be too surprised, because that means my plan was successful."

Hearing the widowed sister's answer, Du Xiaoshuai, who was currently on vacation and watching Douyin live broadcast, directly hugged his head and shouted "Oh no".

He feels that his genes are also very powerful!If the widowed sister wants powerful genes, why not come to her?Is Tiger as tall as me?no!
Du Xiaoshuai cried and fainted in the toilet again.

Following the widowed sister, Husky Girl also said that she also had this idea.She even said that as far as she knew, there were many women who had this idea.

Then entertainment reporters asked some of the female stars who came to attend Wu Hu's concert and asked them if they had the chance, would they want to have a descendant with Tiger?
Then those actresses looked at the entertainment reporter who asked the question with bright eyes, "Do you have a way for me and Tiger to have offspring? Really?"

"..."

Although I want to scold my mother, I have to admit that Tiger is indeed very powerful. His talent, appearance, and even motor skills are among the top ranks. For such a man, there will be women staring at his powerful genes. It is too Normal.

Thinking about Madonna in the past, it is not difficult to understand why some women would have this idea.

Moreover, if you have offspring with Wu Hu, you will have certain inheritance rights, and you can go to Wu Hu to ask for family property in the future. Killing two birds with one stone!Why not?
The first of Wu Hu's concerts was held at the Staples Center in the City of Angels. Outside the gate of this stadium, you can still see a statue of Wu Hu. As one of the meritorious players of the Lakers, Wu Hu is also He can be regarded as a person who has made great contributions to this city.

Therefore, the small stadium could not accommodate so many enthusiastic fans, and the tickets for this concert were sold at a sky-high price.

A crazy fan spent $20 to buy a sky-high price scalper ticket.

Then Wu Hu discovered that this crazy fan was actually Mr. Wang. This guy was accompanied by an Internet celebrity girl. She was also one of the most popular female Internet celebrities on the Douyin platform in Huazhongjia. Even Wu Hu Everyone knows her, with tens of millions of fans.

This guy brought this Internet celebrity to the backstage to find Wu Hu. Only then did Wu Hu find out that this guy spent 20 dollars to buy a scalper ticket for his new girlfriend.

"Brother, it's too difficult to get tickets for your concert." Mr. Wang smiled bitterly, "I heard that all the tickets for the next twenty concerts have been sold out in advance."

Wu Hu said with a smile: "Is it possible that the gymnasium here at Bald Eagle is too small?"

The Internet celebrity girl complimented: "In our flower garden, it is equally difficult to grab your concert tickets, Brother Hu! Last time you sang at the Bird's Nest in Beijing, I tried to grab one for several days, but in the end I can only find scalpers and spend 3 yuan to get a ticket..."

After chatting for a while, Wu Hu asked the internet celebrity girls to take photos and sign autographs before asking them to go back to the front and wait while he started to prepare.

When the little prince returned to the front and saw Swift, Avril and the widowed sisters, he walked towards them with his little girlfriend and greeted them in a friendly way, "Hello, sisters-in-law, I am Xiao Wang." , Brother Hu’s good friend..."

With one sentence, the Internet celebrity girl next to him was shocked. She covered her mouth and stared with her eyes. There was only one voice in her mind, what did I hear just now?
Sisters-in-law?really!
"Xiao Wang, Principal Wang, I know you." The widowed sister smiled and said, "Tiger said it."

The words "sisters-in-law" made the widowed sisters feel happy even though they were not overjoyed.

"Brother Tiger probably didn't say anything nice about me!" The little prince rubbed his nose and laughed.

"No! He said you were very generous!" Swift said: "He also said that every time you invited him, you would give him a fruit plate, even though he didn't like those fruit plates very much! By the way, what fruit did you order for him? I remember him Except durian, I will eat all other fruits.”

"..."

The little prince didn't know how to explain to them what a 'fruit plate' was, but the internet celebrity girl beside him quietly reached out and pinched the prince.

As a flower grower who makes a living on the Internet, she knows exactly what this is.

For a moment, she was a little confused about whether Wu Hu, the superstar, was a good man or a scumbag.He obviously has a lot of girlfriends, but he can still resist the temptation of a fruit plate.

The man beside her couldn't resist this temptation.

"I can only say that Brother Hu has a rather high taste! Next time I will definitely order the freshest for him." The little prince continued following their misunderstanding.

Then after exchanging a few pleasantries, he quickly went to say hello to other celebrities to avoid something that he couldn't explain popping up again.

It didn't take long for the center of the stage to darken, but the next moment, fireworks were erupting all around.

The music started, and a figure slowly rose from the middle of the stage.

(End of this chapter)

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