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Chapter 69 Report!Someone is having sex
Seeing a red mark on his elbow, Wu Hu heaved a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, the elbow is not broken! Pull up your pants and see if your knee is broken..."

Although the pants hadn't been scratched, and there was a high probability that they wouldn't be torn, Wu Hu still wanted to make sure.The result was as he expected, and many people breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother Hu, thank you!" Sister Mina thanked her sincerely.

Wu Hu reached out and patted her on the head lightly, and said, "Next time, you know you have to listen to the old man! Seeing you brother Hu, I have a beard, will I still lie to you little girl?"

The audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing when they heard this. They thought Wu Hu would comfort his little sister, but instead he was stroking his beard to show off.

"Wow! Fat Tiger really deserves to be the big steel in the world of straight men!"

"What's wrong? Do you want Fat Tiger to fall in love with Mina on the show?"

"This is a wild survival show, not "Let's Get Married"."

Sister Mina stuck out her tongue, turned around and walked into the shelter, accepting the care of the members of the same group.Compared to Wu Hu's non-formal answer, the concern of other members is much more normal.

After Mina changed her clothes, she put the trousers stained with muddy water outside the shelter, and washed them with the water flowing from the rainproof cloth.

With the lessons learned from sister Mina, others were more careful when solving personal problems, and there were no more accidents.

Not long after, Wu Hu brought breakfast into the shelter.

Breakfast is stewed fish soup with dried wild vegetables, plus some braised cassava dumplings.

After breakfast, he boiled a pot of Banlangen again. Everyone drank a bowl, sat by the campfire in the shelter, and baked with the wet clothes from before.

Yahuazi asked curiously: "You guys said, we are all in such a difficult situation, will the other groups be worse than us? Their preparations should not be as full as ours!"

Sister Cai shook her head and said, "Don't underestimate any opponents! In the last event, except for our group and the six Internet celebrity groups, the other four groups did not lose their members!"

The crowd nodded in agreement with seriousness, and that serious look directly made the audience watching the live broadcast a happy group.

Because compared to the second group, the other groups are much worse.

The worst thing is actually the six groups of Internet celebrities with the most wild survival experts, because they usually get food quickly and easily, so their food reserves are the least among the six groups, and all of them are conserving their energy Woolen cloth!

They didn't think about the typhoon at all. As a result, after finishing their food reserves this morning, they were discussing what to fill their stomachs with at noon.

There are quite a few survival experts in their group, but their selfishness is also the most important.The other star groups basically don't have this problem.

One is that there are not many survival experts, and those who don't know how to do it can only understand how to do it.Secondly, there are many celebrities, amateurs are generally not lazy, and they all want to perform well.

What's more, this is still under the shooting of countless cameras, it is basically clear at a glance who is diligent and who is lazy.Even if you don't know it now, everyone will know it in the future.If you don’t want to end up with no friends, you’d better work harder.

In the second group of shelters, when everyone's clothes were almost baked, sister Mina stood up, but just as she got up, she let out an 'oops' and sat back down again.

Tie Tie at the side asked worriedly: "Nana, what's wrong?"

Others looked at her as well.

Mina stretched out her hand to press her knee, rubbed it, shook her head and said, "I'm fine, but my knee still hurts a little, I guess it will be better tomorrow!"

Wu Hu said: "It should be kneeling on the ground when I fell down before. You lie on the bed, and I will massage the lacquer cover for you and dredge the meridians."

Mina responded softly, and lay back on the bed obediently. Wu Hu stepped forward to check, "There should be nothing serious. There is no flesh here, just skin and bones. Kneeling on the ground will definitely hurt, so bear with it."

"Ok!"

Wu Hu quickly rubbed his hands against each other. After warming up his palms, he pressed his hands on her knees and rubbed them lightly, watching all the wolf friends howling in the live broadcast room.

"One thing to say, sister Mina's legs are really amazing!"

"Fat Tiger, if you have the ability, go away and let me come!"

"Damn it! What's Fat Tiger's expression like? He actually looks disgusted."

"Ouch! Sister Mina is blushing! Little girls are easily shy!"

"Haha... Did you notice that when Fat Tiger pinched their feet, he also had a disgusted expression. Could it be that their feet all stink?"

"You have stinky feet! Your whole family has stinky feet!"

"That's right, beautiful women's feet are fragrant..."

"Report! I want to report! In the program group, someone is having sex, the taste is so strong..."

……

After kneading for sister Mina for ten minutes, Wu Hu stopped and said, "Give me your hand!"

Wu Hu gestured to Mina's injured elbow, and continued rubbing it for her.

Zhan Langjing sighed: "Fortunately, there is a fat tiger in our group. If there is no him to drive us away from fatigue, we may not be able to last too long if we accumulate fatigue for a long time."

When everyone heard the words, they couldn't help but nodded.

At the end, Yahuazi asked Wu Hu, "Brother Hu, is your massage effective for cervical spondylosis?"

Wu Hu shook his head and said: "Massage alone can only maintain the state, which is a temporary solution. If you want to cure the root cause, unless the symptoms are relatively mild, it is difficult if the symptoms are severe, and you have to cooperate with acupuncture and moxibustion. But generally maintain a good state, but If you're tired, you'll be fine."

Old Hu was surprised and said, "You don't know acupuncture, do you?"

Wu Hu smiled and said, "I just know a little superficially, but I'm not a medical student, and I don't have the qualifications to practice medicine. Don't ask me for acupuncture. If something goes wrong, I can't help it."

This time even the always calm Milk Tea Lun was a little restless, "Brother Hu, what else do you not know, just say it!"

"It's not that I'm bragging to you, I don't know a lot of things..."

Sister Hammer didn't understand, "There are many things you don't know, can this be considered bragging?"

When everyone heard the words, they were immediately overjoyed, and the audience in the live broadcast room also followed suit, feeling that Sister Tie Tie's brain circuit seemed a bit strange.

"No, my 'but' hasn't come out yet! So why are you in a hurry?"

Tie Tie made an 'oh' sound, and then asked again: "Then what about it?"

"But I'm good at learning! I can learn many things at a glance."

Everyone felt that this guy was bragging again.

But what this guy learned is really complicated.

As a result, Tie Tie said, "What about mathematics?"

Wu Hu couldn't help being stunned when he heard the words. Seeing his expression, everyone couldn't help laughing.

The fans in the immediate room laughed even more unscrupulously.

"Did you find out, Fat Tiger was directly confused by the question."

"When I'm angry, I can do anything, except math problems!"

"Hahaha... Sister Tie Tie is Fat Tiger's nemesis!"

"Isn't Fat Tiger's nemesis Yahuazi?"

"Pull it down! Yahuazi almost cried last night!"

"Don't say that our celestial being is Yahuazi, this is the first warning..."

"..."

(End of this chapter)