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Chapter 26 Brother Hu, what else do you not know?

Chapter 26 Brother Hu, what else do you not know?
After stringing the bow, Wu Hu stretched out his hand and tugged at the bowstring. Immediately, the bow was like a full moon, and the bow bent, but there was a feeling that it was about to break.

Wu Hu knew that his own strength was too strong and the bow body was too weak, so he needed to strengthen the bow body, so he added a piece of wood at the handshake in the middle of the bow body, and wrapped it around with a thin rope to fix it .

Feeling that Ya Huazi's eyes were always on him, not on his hands, Wu Hu was a little speechless, "Qi Qian, I will feel very uncomfortable if you look at me like that."

Ya Huazi giggled and said, "What? Haven't girls seen it like this?"

"I used to have it, but now I'm fat..."

"I'm curious, how did your ex-girlfriend abandon you?"

In the live broadcast room, countless viewers spoke: "Same curious +1"

Wu Hu was speechless: "Again!"

Yahuazi said seriously: "People are always very curious about unknown things! You need to understand this kind of psychology."

Countless viewers echoed Yahuazi's point of view in the live broadcast room, "That's right, that's right!"

Wu Hu thought of his former self, if someone went to investigate deliberately, those things would actually be hidden, and it would be better to confess now than to be exposed in the future.

After thinking for a while, he said: "Maybe it's because I was more vain in the past! Even though my family is poor, I still pretend to be rich, spend money generously, and call friends. When the illusion is exposed, I will be beaten back. Prototype, and then feel ashamed to face people..."

Ya Huazi couldn't help being stunned when he heard the words, is this the reason?
Wu Hu smiled and continued: "Human! It always takes some setbacks and blows to grow up slowly. Looking back now, I was really a bit of a jerk at that time, and I was a little sorry for my family. I have many ways to go. Choose, but I chose the simplest and most stupid one, cheating! There should be no girl who can tolerate being cheated!"

Ya Huazi thought for a while, nodded, and finally said: "Since you have repented, I believe she will come back to you after the show is over. Maybe you were really a jerk before, but now you are already It's getting better, isn't it?"

Wu Hu shook his head and said, "Since we've separated, it's best not to see each other again. If she's not doing well now, then I might feel sorry for her. But if she's doing well now, wouldn't I be embarrassed ? So don’t see each other anymore, out of sight out of mind.”

In the live broadcast room, countless viewers laughed wildly, "It's true in the world. Seeing you have a bad life makes me sad. Seeing you live better than me makes me feel even more sad."

"I'm afraid that you will have a bad life, and I'm afraid that you will have a better life than me! Haha..."

"Do all of you men have this kind of vanity and inferiority complex?"

"What do you call us men? Isn't it the same for you women?"

Soon, the building crooked.

Yahuazi giggled while covering her mouth, and finally asked: "If she comes to you and has a bad life, what are you going to do?"

"What else can we do? A broken mirror is hard to turn around, and a flooded water is hard to get back. I have already let it go. Besides, love is not the whole of life, let's look at money!" Wu Hu shook his head, and finally asked, "I asked you all these things. Well, you've never been in love, so you don't understand!"

Faced with Wu Hu's contempt, Ya Huazi gritted his teeth viciously, "It's amazing to be in love! How many times have I been in love in the play."

At this time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room is rising rapidly, which shows how much gossip everyone has.Seeing Wu Hu despise Yahuazi, seeing Yahuazi grinding her teeth angrily, everyone couldn't help but find it funny, and then expected Yahuazi to reveal some private gossip about her.

"Ha! Those are all performances, and there is still a big difference from the real expression of true feelings." Wu Hu tied the string, picked up another bow, and continued to process, "But you are still young, and you are still a bow. Entertainer and star, you don't need to worry about falling in love."

"Oh, it sounds like you are very old and very experienced." Ya Huazi said angrily, "You are more than two months younger than me!"

Wu Hu laughed, and said with a smile: "So what? It's not that I'm bragging to you. When I was in high school, I was a famous school girl. I don't know how many girls I rejected, let alone in college. I said it. In the past two years, I have become fatter, my appearance is no longer good, and I have not shown my outstanding talent, so I have gradually disappeared from everyone!"

Yahuazi moved his body, raised his head, "Come on, keep blowing!"

"I told you I didn't blow it with you!"

"Then when did you learn these skills?" Yahuazi asked curiously again.

"That's a long story." Wu Hu shook his head.

"Then you can make a long story short, such as your martial arts..."

"Haven't I already said that! I like Jeet Kune Do, and learn all kinds of martial arts like Mr. Li Xiaolong, Taiji, Bafeng, Xingyi, Baji... all schools and schools, although they are not authentic, but It’s okay to learn some racket styles. Later, I taught myself Sanda and boxing, and we were taught Sanda in the physical education class in college. Maybe I also have some talent in this area, or I am born with supernatural power! It’s just that I dare not fight I’m afraid that this will cause trouble to my family, and I’ll beat someone disabled, and I’ll go in and sit down myself if I can’t afford it.”

This point, many viewers agree, the consequences of fighting are too miserable.

"What about the music?" Yahuazi asked again.

Wu Hu said with a smile: "Isn't this after going to college, seeing someone holding a guitar chasing a girl thief, and then running to learn it myself! These are all for self-entertainment, but maybe my sense of music is not bad. Many things can be learned at once. Alas! I can’t help it, I’m so outstanding, just like a firefly in the dark night. Sometimes when I walk on the street, I’m often afraid that I’ll be beaten because I’m too outstanding..."

Ya Huazi couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard this, "I want to hit you right now!"

The audience in the live broadcast room began to frantically agree again, complaining about Wu Hu, thinking that this fat man really deserves a beating, this is completely floating!

Wu Hu didn't care at all, he just laughed, "Look, I'll just say it!"

Yahuazi asked again: "Have you ever tested your IQ?"

"Why test that thing?" Wu Hu said speechlessly: "I think testing that thing is a very stupid thing, especially some IQ test questions that appear on the Internet. A lot of wisdom cannot be conveyed by those IQ questions. It has something to do with your own knowledge.”

"That……"

"Stop it, we're not doing an interview show. When you become the host of an interview show in the future, come and interview me again! Now, I'm going to try the power of these two bows and arrows."

As Wu Hu said, he tried to pull the bowstring again, and the feeling of being about to break was much smaller.

Picking up an arrow, he tried an arrow at the big tree not far away.

The wooden arrow flew out, and instantly pierced into the big tree with a sound of 'du'.

He shot several more arrows in a row, and the arrows hit the big tree.

"Fat Tiger, you still said that you never learned archery before!"

Wu Hu shrugged, "I told you all! This bow and arrow is similar to a slingshot."

Twisting his neck, Wu Hu picked up the short spear again, and threw it towards the big tree. With a beeping sound, the short spear slashed across the big tree, and directly lifted a piece of bark off the big tree.

Ya Huazi looked at it and asked, "Brother Hu, what else do you not know?"

"Yes! For example, having a baby!"

"..."

Seeing Yahuazi's speechless look of rolling his eyes, the audience in the live broadcast room was overjoyed, "Is the expression pack of Yahuazi's white eyes ready? I want it, send it soon!"

"+1"

"+1"

……

(End of this chapter)

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