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Chapter 257 Damn!Don't talk about martial arts, but shake people

In the live broadcast room, there was a burst of excitement.

"Hahaha... If Lao Hu knew that they lied to Fat Tiger, it would become real, he would probably be shocked!"

"The highest state of a lie is when the false becomes true, haha..."

"My lies became true!"

"Fat Hu will definitely not believe it. Fat Hu is so good at deceiving people, it is impossible for him to be deceived so easily. He has seen through Lao Hu's deception more than once."

"Looking at them all acting as if they were real, even Yahuazi and Tietie sister joined in, how could Fat Tiger see through this situation so easily?"

"Watch it! Let's see how Fat Tiger will react."

……

Wu Hu put down the core of the banana tree on his shoulders, and observed everyone's expressions again, and he really couldn't see any flaws.So he looked at Mina again, Mina was still carefully cleaning the two fish, as if she felt someone was watching her, she turned to look at Wu Hu.

"Brother Hu, what's the matter? Don't you like going to the third group?" Sister Mina asked curiously.

Wu Hu shook his head without blinking his eyes, "What's so good about going to the third group? If I can, I'd rather go to the sixth group."

Both Yahuazi and Tie Tie looked at him suspiciously.

Old Hu put his hips on his hips, also puzzled, "Why? The atmosphere in the sixth group is not very good."

Wu Hu spread his hands, "They are all Internet celebrities, I can barely be considered a big Internet celebrity now! I have reached the sixth group, I have the confidence! I don't need to curry favor with those celebrities, hugging their thighs is no way to hug you Are your thighs comfortable? The effect is not as good as yours."

"Fat Hu, I will be very embarrassed if you say that." Lao Hu complained helplessly, "Obviously we are hugging your thigh!"

"So this is what we call helping each other. I hug your thighs against traffic, and you hug my thighs against champions. We complement each other and support each other..."

Everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard the words, especially when they thought of what the host Hu Xiaotian would say when Fat Tiger was there that day, this guy really shamelessly admitted that he was the thigh of the second group.

Old Hu smiled and said: "Hu Xiaotian is right, you will indeed answer that way."

In the live broadcast room, netizens were also complaining about Wu Hu.

"Hahaha... Tiantian God prophesied, Fat Tiger really shamelessly admitted it."

"I thought he would be humble, but I was wrong, I underestimated his integrity!"

"To this day, there are still people who naively think that Fat Tiger has integrity, ha..."

……

There was a lot of excitement in the live broadcast room, but on the second group, Ya Huazi didn't let Wu Hu go, "Wouldn't it be better to go to the third group? There are two beautiful girls over there!"

Wu Hu laughed immediately when he heard the words, thinking: The little fox finally couldn't help showing his tail!Still trying to lie to me!The program team said to reply to them in the evening, how could it be possible to notify them now, it is really as if the program team talks like a P!
He now understands why Ya Huazi and Tie Tie are willing to cooperate with Lao Hu and the others to lie to him. He probably wants to see his expression when he knows that he is going to the third group.

Fortunately, Nana's expression, Wu Hu could tell something was wrong at a glance.

If she heard his voice coming back, Mina's eyes would definitely fall on him first.But today, she didn't have any, which is obviously very problematic.

Wu Hu didn't know whether Mina wanted to remind him, or if she was really bad at acting.But even if her acting skills are bad, she can't be blamed. After all, she hasn't learned acting yet. In front of this group of actors who have some acting skills, her performance is somewhat out of touch.

Wu Hu shook his head and said: "You don't understand that! Even if there are beautiful girls in the three groups, but no matter how beautiful they are, can they compare with you? Why should I ignore the more beautiful girls and go to see them?" How about pretty ones?"

It's a good thing he didn't reveal his ulterior motives before, otherwise if the netizens knew about it, he would probably be labeled as a 'scumbag'.

He wasn't afraid of how the two girls in the third group would react when his words were heard afterwards, anyway, he didn't think about pursuing them.

Old Hu smiled a little unscrupulously: "Sissi and the others have been watching for more than a month, and you are not tired of them? Aren't the three groups fresher!"

The three girls all looked at Wu Hu at the same time. Ya Huazi and Tie Tie both had smiles on their faces, and they both knew how to hide their little thoughts.

Only Mina's expression was a bit serious, and Na's father felt another headache when he saw it, knowing that his little cabbage was already deeply involved, and he was in some trouble.

Wu Hu came to the river to wash his face, and said with a smile: "Ask their fans, such as Qianqian's, they have been fans of Qianqian for several years, are you tired of seeing her?"

Although Yahuazi and the others were not satisfied with this answer, at least Wu Hu didn't fall into the pit dug by Lao Hu.But Wu Hu can't help it, can he still show his affection in front of thousands of viewers?Even if the audience doesn't care, what about the three girls?
Wu Hu would not let this Shura field appear.

Laughing, Wu Hu said again: "Okay, don't dig holes for me anymore, you can tell at a glance that this is another bad idea from you, Hu, right? It's not that easy to lie to me."

Lao Hu was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "I really didn't lie to you, if you don't believe me, you can ask the program crew."

He thought Wu Hu was cheating him, so he continued to speak harshly.

Sitting by the river, Wu Hu took off his shoes and stepped into the river with his socks on. A burst of coolness came from under his feet, making him breathe comfortably.

"You continue to make up!" Wu Hu said with a smile: "I really thought I couldn't see it!"

Zhan Langjing laughed, and asked, "How did you tell? I feel like our acting skills are on the line! Even Nana, she doesn't have an unnatural expression, does she?"

Naturally, Wu Hu wouldn't betray Mina, not to mention, he couldn't say some things, so should he tell the netizens that sister Nana would keep staring at me when she saw me back?
He smiled and said: "It's a very simple judgment! The program team said that they will give them the answer at night, so it will definitely be at night. Because many netizens have time to watch the live broadcast at night, and the program team also needs traffic! Let's reveal the answer now, What are you watching tonight?"

Zhan Langjing looked at Lao Hu, "Look, I said I can't fool him!"

"Fat Tiger, have you tested your IQ?"

"Why test that thing? IQ can't determine everything. Besides, no matter how smart people are, they will be fooled one day. I have been fooled several times before."

"Huh? Have you ever been fooled? Let us have fun by telling you." Old Hu laughed.

Wu Hu sat down by the river and told about the past when he was cheated, "Once I had an argument with a classmate, and the guy didn't win me, so he spoke harshly to me, telling me not to leave school if he had the ability! I was also stunned at the time. , I thought he wanted to continue arguing with me after school, but I didn't expect that guy not to talk about martial arts, he actually called his cousin, and the two of them blocked me in the classroom..."

"Get cleaned up?" Zhan Langjing asked enthusiastically.

"That's impossible! At that time, I was already a fan of dragons and started to practice boxing. If the two of you put together, it would be a draw with me..."

In the live broadcast room, some netizens laughed and said: "I will tell you a secret. I am the classmate who blocked Fat Hu in the classroom. He is bragging again."

"Hahaha...make it up, keep making it up!"

"It's really not made up. My surname is Yang. If you have a chance in the future, you can ask him if the classmate who called his cousin to beat him up at the beginning was surnamed Yang, and you will know the truth."

"Damn! Don't talk about martial arts, but you actually shake people, and you are still complacent, but you did a good job! What happened later? How badly was Fat Tiger beaten? Was he so cheap before?"

"Hahaha...Congratulations, well done!"

"He wasn't cheap before, but he was also very irritating. It was easy for people to want to beat him up. Because he was handsome, many girls were willing to get close to him, but he still looked like a fart."

"This kind of person is indeed hated, and now it is even more hated!"

"But at that time he was treated badly by us. In the end, if a female classmate hadn't called the teacher in charge, we would have punched his shit out, hehehe..."

"I'm afraid he's the one who can beat the shit out of you and your cousin now!"

"Reconciled, reconciled a long time ago! We drank after he graduated from college!"

"Hahaha... this is full of life-saving desire!"

……

After cleaning up the two little fishes, sister Mina saw Wu Hu rubbing his big feet in the river but didn't bring out his slippers, so she brought Wu Hu's slippers to him.

Although Lao Hu and the others didn't make a fuss, Mina's fans in the live broadcast room were quite amused, "Why does my wife carry the shoes for Fat Tiger so humblely?"

"I feel sorry for my wife, whoever organizes a group to beat Fat Tiger, count me in!"

"Add me too!"

Na's father saw this and wanted to join in the fun, but Na's mother turned off the phone directly.

Na's father glanced at Na's mother, and finally said: "It seems that we need to get in touch with that kid after this show is over!"

Na's mother laughed, "So what if you contact him? What do you want to tell him? Warn him to stay away from our daughter? Let me tell you, don't help. If the warning is useful, there will be so many Are you a scumbag? This is actually the most stupid way, and it will only arouse your men's rebellious psychology..."

"I, can I beg him not to hurt my daughter?"

"..."

……

Wu Hu thanked Mina, and Mina wanted to take back his stinky shoes, but Wu Hu stopped her, "No, just let me do it myself, it's full of stinky sweat..."

Mina said: "That's why I helped you get it. Don't you want to use your hand that took the stinky shoes to cook lunch for us?"

Wu Hu couldn't help being stunned when he heard the words, but the others couldn't help laughing. Lao Hu said with a smile: "Nana is right, Fat Hu, remember to wash your hands later!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also powerless to complain.

"There's really no way to refute this reason!"

"I feel that Mina is so humble that she has to find a reason to help."

"Why does watching a survival show feel like watching a love variety show?"

"I don't think Mina is suitable for Fat Tiger. Fat Tiger has too many eyes, and Mina is too innocent."

"Of course not! That's my wife, Fat Tiger, get the hell out of here!"

"Fat Hu is a big scumbag. We can all see Mina's petty thoughts. Will he not see it? But he has never expressed his opinion..."

"If you don't express your opinion, you are a scumbag? This is a live broadcast! How can Fat Tiger express his opinion? If it hurts Mina's heart, will Mina retire directly?"

"..."

How did Wu Hu and the others know that these were just some of their daily trivial matters, and they could make so many analyzes from the netizens in the live broadcast room.

He found two longer sticks on the fence in the yard, put his shoes on the sticks to dry, then went to the river to wash his hands, and started to make lunch for everyone.

After washing the seashells, Yahuazi asked, "Fat Tiger, do you want to notify the program team to come pick up the food? What about the rest? Do you want to exchange it?"

While lighting the fire, Wu Hu said, "Let's notify! The remaining part can be exchanged for potatoes. This stuff makes people feel full."

After hearing this, Yahuazi said: "What if the players we selected choose to be lazy after seeing that we have food reserves?"

"So like Lao Hu, choose someone you can supervise at will!" Wu Hu laughed, "Have you discussed who you want to choose?"

Ya Huazi nodded, "One is the old nonsense Tang Yu Xiaobao, and the other is the Wang Baobao you mentioned. As for outdoor survival experts, Brother Jing thinks it doesn't make much sense. Anyway, we have lived outdoors for so long, and basic outdoor survival knowledge I also understand. If you find someone you don’t know well, it will be difficult to supervise them to work later.”

"Who do you tend to choose?" Wu Hu asked.

Ya Huazi shook his head and said, "I don't care, just watch them!"

"Okay, you go and notify the program team first!"

Yahuazi went to communicate with the program group, and Tie Tie came back with crabs and conch. There are quite a lot of crabs, but they are not big, and the biggest one is only the size of a palm.

Sister Tie Tie steamed the crabs in a pot and asked, "Brother Hu, if you are selected to go to another group, do you want to win the championship, get ten catties of supplies, or choose to be lazy?"

"It depends on the situation. If the other party's life is good, it's no big deal to be lazy. If the other party's life is miserable, then I will continue to be lazy and let them go home early to enjoy a normal life. A good thing about adult beauty."

Hearing Wu Hu's answer, Sister Tie Tie couldn't help laughing.

In the live broadcast room, some fans couldn't help complaining.

"Anyway, I just want to be lazy! And I said it so grandly."

"Three group members: listen to me, thank you..."

"I feel that the third group is worse. Fat Tiger is really not a thing! He obviously wanted to steal and play tricks, but he still said it so high-sounding."

"The fat tiger really isn't a thing, its heart is black, the three groups are miserable!"

"Can Fat Tiger believe what he says? Maybe if the two beauties in the third group act like a baby to him, he will surrender unprincipled, especially the big girl in the third group..."

"That murder weapon is the real murderer, and one can't help but want to run over it just by looking at it!"

"Please explain clearly, what is it used to grind? With the head?"

"Is it a big head or a small head?"

"You can also crush it with your face!"

"Please drive civilly, drag racing is prohibited!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)