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Chapter 148 Don't Touch Me, I'm Practicing Turtle Breathing Dafa

Chapter 148 Don't Touch Me, I'm Practicing Turtle Breathing Dafa
In Wu Hu's personal live broadcast room, thousands of netizens watched him take out pottery, plates, bowls, pots, cups one by one from the blast furnace...

Some netizens couldn't help complaining, "Wow! Is the success rate of pottery firing in the wild so high? Didn't Fat Tiger just knead casually yesterday?"

"Speaking of which, as long as you master the method, firing pottery is not difficult at all! It's not the kind of exquisite porcelain..."

"The pottery that Fat Tiger burnt feels a bit rough!"

"Without tools, it's pretty good to be able to burn like this. Don't ask too much."

"That's right, let's see what was burned before the sixth group! All crooked melons and cracked dates."

"Speaking of which, don't you think the movement of Fat Tiger kicking his butt to dig things looks a bit funny? Haha..."

"It's not a little bit good, it's super funny."

"No, where did you watch it? This is Fat Tiger's main perspective!"

"Yahuazi's live broadcast room! Yahuazi laughed like crazy."

At this time, in Yahuazi's personal live broadcast room, thousands of netizens looked at Fat Tiger's fat big butt, and heard Yahuazi's devilish laughter, feeling a little helpless to complain.

Because the camera of Yahuazi was facing the fat tiger who changed his waist to fish into the blast furnace, and then the funny figure of the fat tiger was photographed.

Although a small portion of the top of the blast furnace has been removed by Wu Hu, the rest of the main body is still 1.4 meters high. Wu Hu had to bend his back and bend over if he wanted to get the contents of the blast furnace. Take it from the inside, and sometimes even have to stand on your toes.

Because I never thought of using this blast furnace to smoke fish, when I made this blast furnace, I never thought of keeping it, nor did I leave a side door on the side.

Although there is an ignition port at the bottom, there is a layer of mesh spacer between the ignition port and the furnace body, which can make the charcoal ash fall, but the pottery cannot fall.

It is obviously impossible to reach in and take out from the ignition port.So Wu Hu could only lie on the top of the blast furnace, put his toes on his buttocks, and leaned forward to dig inside.

"It's over, Sissy is crazy!"

"Does Yahuazi like Panghu's ass so much? Don't keep patting Panghu's ass! Although it looks funny...hahaha..."

"Why is it that I can't help hearing Sissi's devilish laughter and seeing this picture again? Hahaha... Well done, Sissy!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, why does Yahuazi like to make fun of Fat Tiger so much?"

"Chuanzhou understands the king to answer your question, because Fat Tiger is often inappropriate!"

……

Soon, Fat Tiger took out a large piece from the blast furnace.

Then he turned and looked at Milk Tea Lun, "Brother Lun, your big pot is broken!"

Looking at the big piece in Wu Hu's hand, Milk Cha Lun felt a little regretful, originally he wanted to make a big basin to soak his feet in!
Not long after, Wu Hu moved the pottery back to the shelter.There are a total of seven pieces of dark pottery, a large clay pot, two large plates, two large bowls, and two drinking cups.

"Is the success rate so low?" Yahuazi asked: "It seems that we made a lot of pottery embryos back then!"

Wu Hu shook his head and said: "There are still some at the bottom, I can't take them out, there are two plates inside, a big bowl, a water glass, and some small saucers..."

As he said that, Wu Hu glanced at the crowd, "You can take out the rest after the rain stops! You all just changed into dry clothes, if you get wet again, there will be no clothes to change."

Everyone nodded, and they really didn't think about going out in the rain to mess around.

"Fat Tiger, wash the dishes for me, I'll peel some mangoes for you..."

Yahuazi was holding a mango, looking very energetic.

Without saying a word, Wu Hu ran to the river with a plate.The amount of rainwater flowing down from the tarpaulin is a bit small, and it is used to wash the dishes, which feels unclean.

After getting the plate, Yahuazi took the saber and peeled the mango. Seeing her rather jerky movements, Wu Hu stopped directly.

Ya Huazi looked at him innocently, blinking his eyes wide, "Are you doubting my ability?"

"Give it to me!" Wu Hu stretched out his hand to ask for the mango and the saber, "You think too much, I'm just worried that your hand will be accidentally injured, you haven't done this kind of thing before!"

Yahuazi blinked his eyes wide and wanted to say: I didn't need to do this before!
At home, with her mother loving her, she doesn't have to worry about anything.Outside, there is her assistant waiting on her, so she doesn't have to worry about anything.Does this trivial matter need her to do it herself?
But in front of the camera, she instinctively refrained from speaking.

Then she saw that the mango was in Wu Hu's hands, and it was easily peeled and dismembered by him, leaving a mango core in the end.

Seeing Wu Hu's sharp fruit peeling skills, Yahuazi couldn't help complaining, "With your knife skills, it would be too wasteful not to work in a restaurant. What kind of programmer! Are you not afraid of accidentally balding? I heard that The whole family will become the uncles of the Mediterranean in the future."

Wu Hu handed her the plate, and said with a smile: "So I quit my job! Don't look at some people in that line of work who earn a lot, but don't be envious, they are all exchanged for hair volume. By the way, these words are for those What the netizens who watched the live broadcast said, it has nothing to do with you."

After all, the Yahuazi in front of me is richer than most people, and she is a veritable rich woman, although she is not very old.

Hearing their conversation, everyone couldn't help laughing.

In the live broadcast room of the two, many netizens complained there.

"I feel like Yahuazi is mocking me?"

"I'm heartbroken! I'm already on the verge of baldness..."

"No, I'm bald, but I've also become stronger. My monthly salary has risen from three thousand to three thousand five thousand. Be envious of me! Hahaha..."

"Haha...do fellow daoists really understand the business of decoding farmers?"

"Fellow Daoist, why should you be so serious!"

"Shen Tema exchanged hair volume, it's so fucking real, I'm not yet thirty..."

"I'm only twenty-eight, and I'm still a girl, huh..."

"..."

……

It didn't take long for everyone to drink rice porridge. Wu Hu used a large pottery bowl, and one bowl could hold several coconut shell bowls.There are moray eel bacon and dried wild vegetables in the porridge, which tastes good.

After drinking porridge, eat some fruits after meals, and life will be happy.

Wu Hu changed into dry clothes, squeezed the wet clothes dry, hung them on the poles, and put them to roast beside the campfire, which was already covered with everyone's clothes.

It was raining outside, although it wasn't heavy, but everyone was nestling in the shelter at this time, lying on the bed and chatting, a bit like 'getting on the stomach after eating'.

Chatting and chatting, I don't know who started it, and Zhan Langjing's Maiba attribute started to flare up again. When Milk Tea Lun was playing guitar, he spoke again.

Lao Hu, who was lying next to Wu Hu, raised his leg and kicked him. Wu Hu didn't even open his eyes, and murmured, "Don't touch me, I'm practicing the turtle's breath method of Grandpa Guixianren, you should plug your ears." That's it..."

Old Hu couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, "If you hide from laziness, you can hide from laziness and practice the turtle's breath Dafa." After a pause, he said again: "Aren't you going to sing one song? Brother Jing has already sung three songs, I don't think it's possible Let Brother Jing work too hard, what if your voice becomes hoarse?"

"Then you go!"

"I can only listen to those two songs when I come and go. Do you have any adaptations? Come on and let us wash our ears..."

"Shouldn't you go to Brother Lun for things like ear washing?" Wu Hu was surprised, and didn't understand what Lao Hu was doing. Milk tea Lun is the king of music, okay?
As a result, Lao Hu said, "Brother Lun's appearance fee is very high."

"..."

Depend on!This guy wants to whore for nothing, to deceive me of my low worth...

In fact, Wu Hu was checking his own system panel at this time.

Name: [Wu Hu]

Age: 【23】

Height: [183cm]

Weight: 【103.5kg】

Power: [100]

Physique: 【85】

Agility: [71]

Stamina: [78]

Charm: [61]

Popularity value, (50533450/34109105)

He gained a little more weight than before. This is because he just had breakfast, and when he finished his hands in the morning, his weight was [101.5kg].In other words, the breakfast plus fruit, and the honey water I drank before, add up to four catties.

In fact, this is the result of his restraint. If he doesn't restrain himself, ten catties will be fine.

Physical fitness and agility, as well as endurance, have all improved slightly, and the most improved is charisma.

Now his charisma value is above the passing line, well, this charisma value is really open to question, it is not considered the aura of talent on him at all, it is considered good looks.

It can only be said that it is really an unpretentious system.

As for the increase in popularity by about [-] million, Wu Hu estimated that it might be because of the scene where he cut the beehive to death.

Although it is a pain to be injured, the increase in popularity is also very gratifying.

It's just that compared to the popularity brought by the first event, Wu Hu also realized that his death scene yesterday didn't actually bring him many new fans.

But now that he is still on this show, his desire for popularity is not as strong as it was at the beginning.Now the island survival skills are basically enough, no new fields are involved, and no other new skills need to be developed.

Therefore, it is useless to accumulate these popularity points.

The only goal now is to win the championship.

To win the championship, it is not enough to rely on him alone, because there must be at least two people in a team.Even if he has a system, he has to ensure that a player is with him.

Wu Hu can't guarantee the three girls. Although the girls have good endurance, Yahuazi and Sister Tiehammer are stars after all. Once there is any problem, the program team will not let them stay and take risks, especially if the spine is still intact. The toothbrush of the problem.

Milk Tea Lun also has back problems, so he probably won't be able to hold on for too long.Therefore, in the end, we can only watch Zhan Langjing and Lao Hu, and hope that there will be no accidents with them.

As for after the show ends...

Before Wu Hu decided to copy the aliens or the ghosts first, Lao Hu kicked him.

Hearing Lao Hu mentioned the appearance fee of Milk Tea Lun, Wu Hu felt that it was necessary for him to develop in the entertainment industry.Otherwise, even if he is invited to this kind of outdoor survival program next time, his appearance fee will probably not be that high.

Although Wu Hu is not very clear about the appearance fees of the most famous people in the survival world, he can be sure that they are definitely not comparable to these top stars.

In their group, the ones with the highest appearance fees must be Milk Tea Lun and Yahuazi. They probably won't be able to invite a few million because it takes such a long time.

Even Mina, who came in as an amateur, had a higher salary than Wu Hu. This Wu Hu had asked privately, and it was more than three times his salary.

And Mina was just a small graphic model who had just entered the modeling industry.

Therefore, although he has so many wilderness survival skills, it is not impossible for him to continue to develop in the field of survival in the wild in the future, but he is not famous enough, and his worth will definitely not be raised.Since there are other skills in the system that can be developed, it is natural to use them.After all, who cares about money?

Although his popularity will definitely not be low after this show is over, but if he wants to maintain his reputation, he must have works that belong to him.

Only through diversified development can his reputation be continuously consolidated.

Today, he is still far away from the realm of 'a small goal' or 'I'm not interested in money'.You can't turn around and really find a rich woman to beg for food!

(End of this chapter)

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