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Chapter 11 God damn it

It's easier to do things with more people. Wu Hu, Zhan Langjing, Lao Hu, and Milk Tea Lun are not lazy in their work. By evening, the shelter was almost completed.

Banana leaves are used as the roof, and there is a plan to spread a layer of moss on it, and then cover it with a tarpaulin, but the moss has not been laid yet, but the tarpaulin is just covered to prevent dew at night, and everyone will be woken up by freezing tomorrow.

However, the few bundles of branches that Wu Hu brought back were useless, for fear that the branches would puncture the tarpaulin after the leaves fell off, so they could only be kept as wood for burning.

Several girls were carrying back bales of hay and clumps of dead leaves, spreading them on the bed.

The bed is very simple. It is to split a section of wood more than two meters long and the thickness of a bowl into two halves, then piece it together, and then fix it with vines. Then spread a layer of dried moss on it, and then spread leaves. Then put hay on it.

Not as good as at home, but just as soft and comfortable.

Wu Hu, who had been carrying logs for a day, slumped on the grass somewhat exhausted, gulping down coconut juice. Although it had no taste, it was better than drinking boiled water.While directing sister Mina to throw wild vegetables into the pot and plantain flowers into the fire, the little sister was in a hurry.

In the end, Sister Hammer couldn't see it and took over her job.

This made Sister Mina very embarrassed and felt that she was useless.

Wu Hu comforted: "It doesn't matter if you don't know how to cook. When you have the opportunity to enter the entertainment industry and become famous, do you still need to cook by yourself? At that time, three nannies will be hired, one cooks, one sweeps the floor, and one do the laundry……"

Everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard the words. They felt that these words were a bit of a nouveau riche, and coupled with Wu Hu's chubby appearance, they were full of unspeakable joy.

Mina was also smiling, and she could feel the kindness in everyone's smiles.

After laughing, she said again: "I think I still need to learn more, if I really want to develop into the entertainment industry in the future, I can't know everything!"

In front of these big stars, she doesn't have any capital to be proud of.

Wu Hu smiled and said, "It's okay! How comfortable it is to be a vase, look..."

"Fat Hu, you are floating!" Ya Huazi wrinkled her nose and raised her fist, "When did I become a vase? Do you think I have no acting skills?"

Wu Hu looked confused, "I didn't talk about you! I was talking about Megan, the big vase in the West. I've already praised you for your acting skills, how could you talk yourself out of it!"

"..."

Yahuazi opened his mouth, but finally held back his words.

After all, it involves Hollywood's popular big vase, she can't comment too much, she still wants to develop in Hollywood in the future!It is obviously unwise to offend a big Hollywood star.

Not long after, Cai Zifan and Zhan Langjing came back after setting up the trap. It was already dark, and everyone began to eat wild vegetables in the pot. It was delicious!Some are beyond words.

There is no oil, so it cannot be fried, so it will be somewhat astringent and bitter.

Cai Zifan said: "The shelter is almost done, but the toilets haven't been built yet. Let's build a toilet tomorrow! In addition, the wild vegetables don't have to be meaty. Let's get some coconut oil tomorrow."

Everyone nodded while eating, Cai Zifan said again: "Who will come with me to hunt fish at night?"

As soon as Wu Hu raised his hand, Zhan Langjing said: "Fatty Tiger, don't meddle in it, lest I have to go to the sea to catch you again, do you know how much you weigh?"

Wu Hu coughed lightly: "Brother Jing, the program team will send photographers to follow the team today, so don't worry about what happened last night. Besides, I have to learn more, and I can't put all the pressure on you. If you don't Watch out for a headache..."

"Hey, you meant to curse us, didn't you!" Zhan Langjing laughed and cursed.

Cai Zifan smiled and said, "You must have exhausted your physical strength after carrying the logs all day. Let's rest tonight! If you are interested in fishing, you will have time to learn it tomorrow."

After a simple dinner, with a stomach full of soup, everyone lay on the new bed in the shelter with their clothes on. The men and women were separated on both sides. The innermost corner was going to be a changing room, but the curtain has not been woven yet, just made this Intend.

Everyone lay there with their own backpacks on their heads and chatted, and the chatting became the whole work of the program group.Lao Hu lying next to Wu Hu said that he was going to sing; Zhan Langjing who was on the other side of Lao Hu said he hadn't figured it out yet; Not to mention Milk Tea Lun, who was already holding the guitar at this time, playing it on and off, the melody was short, but it already had a look.

But the melody was so cheerful that Wu Hu couldn't remember whether he had heard it before.

But this is also normal. After all, he has never heard many songs by Milk Tea Lun. He is familiar with only those classics.

So Wu Hu said: "Brother Lun, just to be on the safe side, I think you'd better sing songs that were popular before..."

Milk Tea Lun laughed and said, "That's so boring! By the way, Fat Tiger, what show are you planning?"

"Me? How about, I'd better sing! Hmm, Brother Lun, can you play that song "Thank You for Your Love" by Brother Hua Zai? Let me show you my singing voice first."

"Easy! Here we come!"

When the melody sounded, Wu Hu sat up cross-legged, choked and sang: "I heard (uh), how much have I loved in my life..."

As soon as Wu Hu opened his mouth, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

In the live broadcast room, many people also laughed together, "Damn! This sound is too erratic! Is this Fat Tiger's singing skills? It's amazing!"

"If Hua Tianwang heard it, he would probably jump up and knock on his heavenly cap."

"There is no one who is transferred, I can only say awesome!"

However, there were some discordant voices in the middle, "Has no one noticed that this pronunciation is a bit like Sichuan dialect? Fat Tiger is from Xishu?"

"No, according to the information, he was from Fujian Province who was eaten by people from Guangdong Province."

……

In the shelter, Mina smiled and said, "Brother Hu, your voice is too far away."

Yahuazi smiled and said, "Fathu, you sing really well!"

When everyone heard this, they laughed again.

This is Yahuazi's counterattack, which shows that she is holding a grudge.

Only Milk Tea Lun asked with a smile: "You seem to be speaking some dialect! In fact, your tone is a bit strange, and you are not out of tune."

Seeing everyone's reaction, Wu Hu felt a little strange. It stands to reason that the Xishu version of "Thank You for Your Love" should have come out at this time.But judging by everyone's reactions, isn't there a version like this in this world yet?
oops!Isn't that a loss?I can sing this song!

Wu Hu secretly felt that he had lost tens of thousands of dollars, and gave a thumbs up to Milk Tea Lun, "Brother Lun is indeed a professional musician. My pronunciation is in Xishu dialect. I used to have a college classmate who was Xishu From Shu, I often heard him hum songs in Xishu dialect, so I learned a little bit. But I seem to have heard this song somewhere before, are you sure there is no such Xishu version on the Internet?"

Milk Tea Lun shook his head and said, "Probably not. If there is, I must have heard of it."

"Then do you want to continue listening?"

"Listen, listen, you must listen!" Lao Hu and the others were very interested.

Then, the music continued to play, and Wu Hu's Sichuan version of "Thank You for Your Love" began to ravage everyone's ears again, and everyone was dumbfounded.

"Hey! This song is so magical. Does anyone remember how the original song was sung? I forgot all about it, woo woo... Brother Hua, I'm sorry!"

"I can't, I have to listen to the original singer to wash my ears, Fat Tiger is too messed up."

"God, 'God, poke, poke, jinn'!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)