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Chapter 108 The village bully goose has to take a detour when it meets me

Breakfast was a few small fish caught in the sea last night, stewed in one pot.

Watching the fish soup as white as milk tumbling in the pot, Wu Hu asked Sister Tiehammer to roast a few plantains to make do with it, otherwise this little fish soup would not be enough for them to eat.

However, there are not many plantains left, and it is necessary to find other substitutes.

After breakfast, everyone went to the beach. The coconuts were gone, and we needed to pick some more. When we went into the mountains to trap pheasants, it could be used as a thirst-quenching drink.

The tree climbing competition between Wu Hu and Zhan Langjing was held on the beach. The goal was to climb a coconut tree more than [-] meters high at the same time. Whoever reached the top first would win.

Their game has attracted the attention of many fans.The program group also took advantage of the opportunity to cut the scene of their game into the main live broadcast room.

Since these members can do their own work, the program group naturally chooses to push the boat along.This survival program is all for traffic, who would have trouble with traffic!

Lao Hu and the others booed and cheered them on.

The two randomly picked a coconut tree with coconuts hanging on it. Seeing that Wu Hu had no preparations and had an ax hanging on his back, Zhan Langjing laughed and said, "Fat Hu, don't you prepare a noose to put on it?" On the feet, it will be very difficult to get up, it should be like me..."

Zhan Langjing showed the figure-of-eight noose he had prepared.The noose is put on the sole of the foot, so that the sole of the foot is supported on the coconut tree in a figure-eight shape. When the whole body weight is applied to the sole of the foot, the sole of the foot is equivalent to stepping on the noose and the coconut tree, which can save effort and be safer.

Wu Hu said with a smile: "I don't need that, but Brother Jing, if you lose in a while, don't say that I am a young man who doesn't practice martial arts and bullies your old arms and legs. How about I give you two meters first?"

Everyone burst into laughter, and Lao Hu even booed: "Brother Jing, can you bear this?"

Milk Tea Lun let out an 'ouch', "Brother Jing, Fat Tiger is getting bigger and bigger! You can figure it out! If it doesn't work, just admit defeat!"

Originally thought that Milk Tea Lun was cheering up Zhan Langjing, but who would have thought that it was actually a supplementary knife.

Lao Hu Gonghuo, Naicha Lun made up the knife, and Zhan Langjing was smiling, with a wolfish smile, and the unyielding energy was clearly written on his face, "Fat Hu, let the horse come over!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room, when they heard Wu Hu making fun of Zhan Langjing, some thought Wu Hu was joking, but some thought Wu Hu was very rude and really inflated.

Finally, the game started with Lao Hu's 'start'.

Wu Hu watched Zhan Langjing jump up the tree, his movements were really quick, and he had a sense of lightness and vigor.After seeing the opponent climbing the tree, Wu Hu took a beat to start, but his movements were faster than Zhan Langjing.

Looking at his jumping up, his body is fully stretched, it doesn't look like he's crawling at all, it's more like a big cat jumping up, fast and fierce, but still as stable as an old dog.

When I saw this scene, only the word 'fuck' remained in the barrage in the live broadcast room.

When Zhan Langjing took time to look at Wu Hu, Wu Hu was almost at the top, his mouth opened involuntarily, and then he hugged the tree with one hand and covered his face with the other.

Seeing this scene, both the people below and the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, "Brother Jing's expression is so cute!"

"Brother Jing: Let me die! I'm ashamed! Fat Tiger mistaken me!"

"Brother Jing: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?"

"Hahaha...a moment of silence for Brother Jing! But Fat Tiger's actions are simply inhuman, isn't he afraid of falling from the tree?"

"Why does Fat Tiger look like a fat monkey? Although I saw him climbing a tree yesterday, the Fat Tiger at that time did not have this speed."

"I have to admit, Brother Hu is indeed the strongest little tree climber in our village!"

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Lao Hu laughed loudly at the bottom, "Brother Jing, it's okay, we won't laugh at you, haha..."

Yahuazi and the others also opened their small mouths, some couldn't believe that it was Wu Hu, after all, Wu Hu weighed so much that the coconut felt like it was about to be bent.

They even worried that the coconut tree would be broken due to Wu Hu's burden.

But Wu Hu wasn't too worried. People who climbed trees would have a very keen intuition for this kind of thing, but they wouldn't be like some stupid Gun Gun.

Wu Hu continued to climb up, and when he reached the top, he took out the ax hanging from his waist, grabbed the leaf stem at the bottom of the leaf with one hand, swung the ax with the other hand, and chopped towards a hanging coconut.

Seeing that Wu Hu had already started chopping coconuts, Zhan Langjing didn't slide down, and continued to climb up. After climbing to the top, he pulled out the saber tied to his calf to cut coconuts.

After cutting off most of the coconuts on the tree, Wu Hu slid down the tree.

Lao Hu gave Wu Hu a thumbs up, and then asked: "Fat Hu, when did you learn this tree climbing skill? It's so fierce, I've never heard of you before!"

"Didn't I tell you all, in our village, when I was a child, I was an expert at climbing trees and over walls, but you don't believe me! I told you all, I'm not bragging to you."

Wu Hu raised his eyebrows, looking embarrassed.

"..."

Everyone is speechless, you brag every day, who knows when you don't brag!

Sitting on the ground, Wu Hu picked up a coconut, split it with an axe, opened his mouth, and handed it to Lao Hu, "Come on, let's have a drink first, wait for Brother Jing."

Lao Hu casually handed the coconut to Yahuazi, and said with a smile: "You didn't see Brother Jing's expression just now, I guess he was thinking about hitting a tree at that time. But Fat Tiger, you really don't talk about martial ethics. , too bullying the old man, haha..."

Tietie and Mina chuckled, and Milk Chalun sat down on the sand and said with a smile: "Old Hu, if you dare to say this in front of Brother Jing, I will convince you!"

"Brother Lun, I didn't expect you to be so bad. You want to see Brother Jing beat me, right?" Lao Hu didn't fall for Milk Tea Lun's tricks. He said, he took the coconut from Wu Hu and handed it to Tie Tie, "Don't say it, Brother Jing may really become angry after a while, you better not laugh!"

Yahuazi said speechlessly: "Old Hu, you are the one who laughs the happiest here."

"Impossible! We are all professionally trained."

Wu Hu glanced at Lao Hu speechlessly, waiting for Zhan Langjing to get down from the tree.

Not long after, Zhan Langjing also fell from the tree. He was not as rough as Wu Hu, and when cutting coconuts with a saber, he only chose the big ones.

After getting off the tree, Zhan Langjing showed a smiling face, "Fat Hu, it's up to you to pick coconuts in the future. Compared with you, I am indeed old-fashioned."

Zhan Langjing naturally knew that Wu Hu could climb the coconut tree at such a fast speed without the help of mission tools, which shows that he is already very proficient in using the strange power of his body.Therefore, he was not going to test rock climbing, lest he would continue to be slapped in the face.

Wu Hu laughed and said, "Brother Jing, it's nothing to lose to me in climbing trees. It's not me bragging to you. I think back then, when I was in our village, I was also an invincible existence in the whole village. Let's go!" In the village, even those village geese have to detour when they meet me."

These words made everyone laugh, and also made the netizens in the live broadcast room laugh and hurt.

"Fat Tiger, you can't explain it!"

"What the hell, the village tyrant has to take a detour!"

"Village Bully Goose: Don't mention that plague-stricken tiger to me, it's a headache!"

"Ha ha……"

"Informed people came to break the news, Fat Tiger is bragging again. Back in the day, he was chased and bitten by a few village tyrants every day in the village, crying for his father and mother, fucking his ass off, and his crotch pants were pecked off by those village tyrants, haha Ha ha……"

"Wow! Is it true? This is Fat Tiger's dark history!"

"Hahaha……"

(End of this chapter)