The years of red flags
Chapter 54 Journey
Chapter 54 Journey
Jiang Hua said: "The most difficult thing to bear is the beauty, Zhong Yuemin, no matter what, you owe him a lot."
Zheng Tong also nodded in response: "That's right, you shouldn't have provoked people back then, but now that you're all right, you can't give them an explanation, and let them give up on you, Zhong Yuemin, you are so wicked."
Zhong Yuemin also said angrily: "I don't know why I went up and photographed her in a flash of enthusiasm."
Zheng Tong said unceremoniously: "You are just looking for sex. To put it bluntly, you are a lustful thing."
Jiang Hua said solemnly: "So, women should not be provoked casually. There was once a man who provoked a woman, which directly led to the decline of the fate of the entire nation."
Zheng Tong was most interested in this kind of historical anecdote, so he asked: "Who, who? Which woman did you offend?"
At this time, the people around were also attracted by Jiang Hua's topic, and they leaned closer to their ears to listen.
Jiang Hua pretended to be mysterious and said: "The female is named Yan Poxi, and the male is named Song Gongming."
Everyone was taken aback, Zheng Tong yelled: "Isn't this Water Margin?"
Zhong Yuemin watched the excitement and encouraged him without thinking too much: "Brother, tell me in detail, talk about it, and treat it as a way to relieve boredom during the journey."
Jiang Hua put out his posture with a golden knife, slapped the table like a gavel, cleared his throat and said, "Everyone knows this Yan Poxi, Song Jiang's concubine, if Song Jiang didn't neglect her, he wouldn't Getting mixed up with Song Jiang's subordinates, for her own happiness, Yan Poxi is going to come out and sue Song Jiang for colluding with Liangshan bandits."
Zheng Tong asked eagerly: "We all know this, you go deeper."
"Song Jiang angrily killed Yan Poxi, which led to him being wanted, and finally sent to Jiangzhou, and even turned into a bandit in the end."
Zhong Yuemin rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, what does this have to do with ethnicity?"
"It's a big relationship. If he doesn't fall into the grass, he won't want to recruit security, and he won't be sent to attack Fang La after recruiting security."
Zheng Tong graciously sent the kettle, and his curiosity grew.
"Brother, moisten your throat."
After taking a sip of water, Jiang Hua continued: "If Song Jiang didn't attack Fang La, Fang La might succeed in the Northern Expedition and replace Song. In this way, there would be no shame of Jingkang, Jurchen would not rise, and Meng Yuan might be snuffed in the bud."
As if waking up from a dream, Zheng Tong roared, "Fuck, it's really fresh and refined for you to talk about this Water Margin."
The people in the carriage burst out laughing. Everyone knows that this is just a joke. Everything about Jianghua is a deduction, but it is a pity that there is no if in history.
After Jiang Hua's joke, the atmosphere in the carriage became more lively. Although we were going to the countryside, everyone went there with the ambition to change the world, and we gathered together to express our feelings at this moment.
"Brother, it's been a long journey. You read a lot of books, so tell us some anecdotes to relieve boredom."
Jiang Hua stroked his sleeves and said, "Then I will give you two dozen stories from the Xiaodongyang period."
Zheng Tong said excitedly: "That's good, that's good, let's talk."
"At that time, there was a literati leader named Liu Wendian. I wonder if you have heard of it?"
Everyone shook their heads, and Jiang Hua continued: "This man is first-class in learning, and his bones are also hard. Even Peanut praised him as a national treasure. Once, Peanut summoned him. For the sake of a student assembly, the two of them While talking, a quarrel broke out, Peanut called him an old school boss, he called Peanut a new warlord, Peanut couldn't scold him, so he slapped him twice, this one got anxious and gave Peanut a slap Yin foot."
Zhong Yuemin slapped his hands and said, "Okay, it's very satisfying."
Zheng Tong said regretfully: "It's a pity that this scholar is gone, Peanut will definitely not let him go."
"Peanut didn't dare to deal with it too outrageously. In the end, he could only use the law and order regulations to detain this person for a few days."
The people around applauded together and said: "Okay, listen to it and relieve your anger."
Everyone urged: "Is there any more?"
"Sichuan Shu University, there is an old professor named Meng Wentong. This master is the most interesting for students to take exams. People in Sichuan and Shu like to make teahouses. This master likes to invite students to make teahouses when the final exam is due, and let students ask questions. He asked questions, as he said, the depth and depth of your learning can be reflected from your questions, if a student can ask in-depth questions, this master will clap his hands and laugh."
Zhong Yuemin praised: "This is a master, this is a master."
Jiang Hua told two anecdotes, which made the people in the carriage completely think that this man had a lot of knowledge, so they all gathered around him and listened to his stories to relieve boredom.
Fortunately, all kinds of anecdotes and anecdotes emerged one after another on the Internet in his previous life. Jiang Hua spoke eloquently, making people forget the time.
From the capital city to the northwest, the train took a long time at that time, and Jianghua existed along the way, everyone could forget the time, even people in other carriages came to listen to the story, and the one served by Jianghua was called a comfortable , except that you have to go to the toilet yourself, the rest will be done for you.
When the train arrived in the northwest, all the young people on the train knew about Jiang Hua, because Jiang Hua's anecdotes had been spread throughout the train. No one is picking bones.
The train turned into a car, and finally arrived at the county seat. It is said that this county has produced beauties since ancient times, but Zhong Yuemin glanced at them on the street, which was a great disappointment. They forgot that the aesthetics of thousands of years ago and now are different. The aesthetics of the countryside are also different.
The people in the relevant departments just counted the number of people, and sent Jiang Hua and his group of young people to the village below according to the plan that had been set in advance.
The branch secretary of Shichuan village brought people to pick up the young people who went to the countryside in a donkey cart. Although his face was full of smiles, Jiang Hua could see that there was a bit of bitterness in the smile.
Sitting on the squeaky donkey cart, the young people looked at everything around them curiously. This group of young people were all from the capital city, and they had never seen the appearance of the loess high slope.
Zheng Tong pointed to the distance and asked, "What kind of river is that river?"
Before Zhong Yuemin came here, he made up his knowledge of the geography of the Northwest, thought for a while and said, "Wuding River."
Zheng Tong immediately shook his head and said: "Poor Wuding Riverside, he is still the person in the dream of a spring girl, and the relationship is about this river."
Jiang Hua went on to say: "The Wuding River is the mother river of Qinbei and a first-class tributary of the Yellow River. It is because of the huge amount of water that it has become a natural danger and a must-fight. Otherwise, there are so many riverside bones."
The branch secretary turned his head to look at the young man on the donkey cart. He couldn't speak the feeling in his heart, only feeling a heavy burden on his heart.
Today's collection is so awesome, everyone, cheer up, and me too.
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Hua said: "The most difficult thing to bear is the beauty, Zhong Yuemin, no matter what, you owe him a lot."
Zheng Tong also nodded in response: "That's right, you shouldn't have provoked people back then, but now that you're all right, you can't give them an explanation, and let them give up on you, Zhong Yuemin, you are so wicked."
Zhong Yuemin also said angrily: "I don't know why I went up and photographed her in a flash of enthusiasm."
Zheng Tong said unceremoniously: "You are just looking for sex. To put it bluntly, you are a lustful thing."
Jiang Hua said solemnly: "So, women should not be provoked casually. There was once a man who provoked a woman, which directly led to the decline of the fate of the entire nation."
Zheng Tong was most interested in this kind of historical anecdote, so he asked: "Who, who? Which woman did you offend?"
At this time, the people around were also attracted by Jiang Hua's topic, and they leaned closer to their ears to listen.
Jiang Hua pretended to be mysterious and said: "The female is named Yan Poxi, and the male is named Song Gongming."
Everyone was taken aback, Zheng Tong yelled: "Isn't this Water Margin?"
Zhong Yuemin watched the excitement and encouraged him without thinking too much: "Brother, tell me in detail, talk about it, and treat it as a way to relieve boredom during the journey."
Jiang Hua put out his posture with a golden knife, slapped the table like a gavel, cleared his throat and said, "Everyone knows this Yan Poxi, Song Jiang's concubine, if Song Jiang didn't neglect her, he wouldn't Getting mixed up with Song Jiang's subordinates, for her own happiness, Yan Poxi is going to come out and sue Song Jiang for colluding with Liangshan bandits."
Zheng Tong asked eagerly: "We all know this, you go deeper."
"Song Jiang angrily killed Yan Poxi, which led to him being wanted, and finally sent to Jiangzhou, and even turned into a bandit in the end."
Zhong Yuemin rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, what does this have to do with ethnicity?"
"It's a big relationship. If he doesn't fall into the grass, he won't want to recruit security, and he won't be sent to attack Fang La after recruiting security."
Zheng Tong graciously sent the kettle, and his curiosity grew.
"Brother, moisten your throat."
After taking a sip of water, Jiang Hua continued: "If Song Jiang didn't attack Fang La, Fang La might succeed in the Northern Expedition and replace Song. In this way, there would be no shame of Jingkang, Jurchen would not rise, and Meng Yuan might be snuffed in the bud."
As if waking up from a dream, Zheng Tong roared, "Fuck, it's really fresh and refined for you to talk about this Water Margin."
The people in the carriage burst out laughing. Everyone knows that this is just a joke. Everything about Jianghua is a deduction, but it is a pity that there is no if in history.
After Jiang Hua's joke, the atmosphere in the carriage became more lively. Although we were going to the countryside, everyone went there with the ambition to change the world, and we gathered together to express our feelings at this moment.
"Brother, it's been a long journey. You read a lot of books, so tell us some anecdotes to relieve boredom."
Jiang Hua stroked his sleeves and said, "Then I will give you two dozen stories from the Xiaodongyang period."
Zheng Tong said excitedly: "That's good, that's good, let's talk."
"At that time, there was a literati leader named Liu Wendian. I wonder if you have heard of it?"
Everyone shook their heads, and Jiang Hua continued: "This man is first-class in learning, and his bones are also hard. Even Peanut praised him as a national treasure. Once, Peanut summoned him. For the sake of a student assembly, the two of them While talking, a quarrel broke out, Peanut called him an old school boss, he called Peanut a new warlord, Peanut couldn't scold him, so he slapped him twice, this one got anxious and gave Peanut a slap Yin foot."
Zhong Yuemin slapped his hands and said, "Okay, it's very satisfying."
Zheng Tong said regretfully: "It's a pity that this scholar is gone, Peanut will definitely not let him go."
"Peanut didn't dare to deal with it too outrageously. In the end, he could only use the law and order regulations to detain this person for a few days."
The people around applauded together and said: "Okay, listen to it and relieve your anger."
Everyone urged: "Is there any more?"
"Sichuan Shu University, there is an old professor named Meng Wentong. This master is the most interesting for students to take exams. People in Sichuan and Shu like to make teahouses. This master likes to invite students to make teahouses when the final exam is due, and let students ask questions. He asked questions, as he said, the depth and depth of your learning can be reflected from your questions, if a student can ask in-depth questions, this master will clap his hands and laugh."
Zhong Yuemin praised: "This is a master, this is a master."
Jiang Hua told two anecdotes, which made the people in the carriage completely think that this man had a lot of knowledge, so they all gathered around him and listened to his stories to relieve boredom.
Fortunately, all kinds of anecdotes and anecdotes emerged one after another on the Internet in his previous life. Jiang Hua spoke eloquently, making people forget the time.
From the capital city to the northwest, the train took a long time at that time, and Jianghua existed along the way, everyone could forget the time, even people in other carriages came to listen to the story, and the one served by Jianghua was called a comfortable , except that you have to go to the toilet yourself, the rest will be done for you.
When the train arrived in the northwest, all the young people on the train knew about Jiang Hua, because Jiang Hua's anecdotes had been spread throughout the train. No one is picking bones.
The train turned into a car, and finally arrived at the county seat. It is said that this county has produced beauties since ancient times, but Zhong Yuemin glanced at them on the street, which was a great disappointment. They forgot that the aesthetics of thousands of years ago and now are different. The aesthetics of the countryside are also different.
The people in the relevant departments just counted the number of people, and sent Jiang Hua and his group of young people to the village below according to the plan that had been set in advance.
The branch secretary of Shichuan village brought people to pick up the young people who went to the countryside in a donkey cart. Although his face was full of smiles, Jiang Hua could see that there was a bit of bitterness in the smile.
Sitting on the squeaky donkey cart, the young people looked at everything around them curiously. This group of young people were all from the capital city, and they had never seen the appearance of the loess high slope.
Zheng Tong pointed to the distance and asked, "What kind of river is that river?"
Before Zhong Yuemin came here, he made up his knowledge of the geography of the Northwest, thought for a while and said, "Wuding River."
Zheng Tong immediately shook his head and said: "Poor Wuding Riverside, he is still the person in the dream of a spring girl, and the relationship is about this river."
Jiang Hua went on to say: "The Wuding River is the mother river of Qinbei and a first-class tributary of the Yellow River. It is because of the huge amount of water that it has become a natural danger and a must-fight. Otherwise, there are so many riverside bones."
The branch secretary turned his head to look at the young man on the donkey cart. He couldn't speak the feeling in his heart, only feeling a heavy burden on his heart.
Today's collection is so awesome, everyone, cheer up, and me too.
(End of this chapter)
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