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Chapter 370 Miscellaneous Talk: Hokage's Nonsense Logic
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From the 174th episode of the anime "Naruto" (yes, it's one of the nightmarish original plots at the junction of the first and Shippuden plots).

This episode tells that Naruto received a task from Tsunade - to accompany important people (it turned out to be mistaken by Naruto as a bodyguard task), and the task was to accompany the jeweler's son Xiaobang to experience "ninja day tour ", Xiaobang is a rich second generation who yearns for ninjas very much. He once thought that "anything can be solved with money", so he also used these three techniques in the plot:

Jin Dun. The art of saving lives
ninja

ninja

PS: We don't comment on the effects of these techniques, but we really want to have this "money ability".

But after Naruto's education and realistic face-slapping, Xiaobang finally understood that "money can't solve everything" and "everything depends on one's own reason", and the happy ending
By the way, although the plot of this episode is mediocre (purely funny), but before and after, Xiao Bang made "what's the use of being so beautiful but worthless" and "it doesn't matter if it's beautiful enough" to the same glass ball. These two completely different evaluations echo from beginning to end, which is quite educational

Personally, I feel that the story of Boruto and the daimyo's son Tiandou in the manga (and animation) plot in "Bo Ren Biography" should also refer to this long long ago original animation to a certain extent.

Animation "Bo Ren Biography" Episode 148

PS: Tiandou's initial character design in the comics is more extreme and closer to Xiaobang in the original animation mentioned above.

This store looks a lot like Bruce Wayne
Back to the topic, there was a very "interesting" ability in the original long-form animation of the nightmare

Kurama Yakumo's Illusion

This is the ability possessed by the Kurama Yakumo of the Kurama clan that appeared in episodes 203-207 of the animation.

This illusion ability can be called an absolute bug: use illusion to create a scene, so that the brain will mistakenly react to the scene accordingly.

PS: Even with this explanation, I still don’t understand how to use lightning to strike a house in the first place and cause a fire

For example, "If you feel burned in the illusion, then you will have the real feeling of being burned in reality, and if you are burned to death in the illusion, then you will really feel burned in reality. GG's

truly immersive
Uchiha Itachi, who used Tsukuyomi next door, would be silent after watching it, and Hatake Kakashi, who had been suppressed by Tsukuyomi for three days and three nights, would cry when he saw it.

Toad Dragon's Water Dungeon
In the original three-tailed chapter of the animation (that is, the original plot where Hongren appeared), there is such a paragraph "Naruto teaches Toad Dragon to learn how to escape from water"

Although it is true that I have learned it in the end, the process is also a real hardship.

(Toad Dragon did not appear for a long, long time after the original three-end chapter of the animation, until "many years later" the original plot Naruto and others had the opportunity to appear in an episode on the way to Turtle Island in Yunyin Village, and in the comics, Toad The role of the dragon was just that time when I was a child)
Kuruma Yakumo killed Uchiha Itachi in seconds.

Therefore, another conclusion can be drawn.

Kurama Yakumo > Uchiha Itachi > Uchiha Obito.

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Because Obito was scared by Uchiha Itachi like his grandson.

Uchiha Itachi joined Akatsuki for 10 years, and itachi died before he dared to do anything.

According to the logic of Obito Blowing.

Obito who can kill Otsuki Kaguya in seconds should kill Itachi directly.

However, the truth is that Uchiha Obito obediently, obediently, kept the agreement with Itachi like a grandson.

——Do not shoot at Konoha

Heijue said, "I've been waiting for a long time."

How long has it been?

10 years pretending to be a turtle grandson

Guo Degang: Sun thief (son)~~
Uchiha Itachi said that if the two join forces, they will cross the ninja world.

Obito doesn't have this honor. In other words, Uchiha Itachi didn't think Obito was so powerful.

Next, analyze the strength of Itachi and Obito.

Ferrets have a high IQ.

As soon as Amaterasu sent it to Izanagi, Itachi immediately analyzed it.

Itachi can drive Gundam.

Gundam drivers and junk infantry are two types of arms.Does the light of fireflies dare to compete with the sun and the moon? ?
Ferret body surgery NB
The intercolumn cells, single-samsara eye Obito, and even the normal Akai who does not open the door cannot be suppressed.

Itachi has ten fist swords

There is nothing that can't be solved with a ten-fist sword, directly sealing the soul, Izanagi is considered a Dior.

Itachi Izanami
As soon as Izanami went over, she brought the dog to kneel down: Itachi, I want to play basketball.
Oh, I took the wrong script, bring the dog: Itachi, I want to be Hokage

Itachi is different

As soon as the other gods passed by, Obito knelt down and called Dad
how to spell?how to spell?how to spell.
Uchiha Obito pretended to be his grandson in front of Itachi for 10 years.

Then, Uchiha Obito in front of Kurama Yakumo is the grandson of grandsons.

Because Kuruma Yakumo killed Uchiha Itachi in seconds.

So it is concluded that Kurama Yakumo can kill Uchiha Obito with one finger, and Uchiha Obito is just a lump of shi.

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Moonlight Gale's Penetration
I have actually said many times about the ability of Moonlight Gale,
From the performance point of view, this "transmission" is to make oneself "invisible", the effect is very similar to the "Ninfa. Camouflage hidden" in Yanyin Village (and can also be perceived)

Of course, Moonlight Gale's penetration and Jiraiya's penetration are completely different things.

1: Obito's attitude towards Minato during the Fourth World War. (He is a teacher, not a bodyguard, hello).And how they treated Kushina when they invaded with Kyuubi, they wanted their children to be like you, but it turned out that the couple killed Obito's parents.

2: At the beginning, Sasuke and Neji were both geniuses, but in the end, during the Chunin exam

I know that the ability to collect information will be tested, but in the entire examination room, except for the people who are placed in, only Hinata and Sakura will do it, so I am still a little confused

3: Ninja schools teach students basic theoretical knowledge, and most of the rest of ninjutsu are family secrets.

4: How did the Thousand Hands Clan disappear?
5: Kurama Yakumo's ability
6: Orochimaru's tolerance for Sasuke (it feels like bringing back an ancestor)
7: During the Zhongnin exam, Naruto confronted Neji.During this period, a theory about fate was launched. Naruto denied Neji's idea, saying that he would rely on his own efforts to prove that the tail of the crane can counterattack, but later he took the initiative to borrow the power of Kyuubi. (Naruto was hiding in the ground at that time, Neji's white eyes didn't notice it, and I'm really a little emmm)

The Third Hokage said that he would take good care of Naruto.Taking good care of him means telling the whole village that he is Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, and keeping him the top secret that he is the son of the fourth generation.

Tsunade couldn't die even if she was cut in half, the self-healing ability of the first generation was superior to her, and then she wanted to take Kunai to commit suicide.

After decades of development, Konoha's largest family, the Senju Clan, finally has only Tsunade left.

Naruto Uzumaki said before his speech, "I'm really not good at preaching"

After the death of the first and second Hokage, Konoha Village ushered in its heyday.

Sharingan, a plug-and-play body organ.

Intercolumnar cells, a magic medicine that cures all diseases and can make people live forever.

Someone insisted on trying the setting with me, so you are the demon fox, it is not obvious to transform into a demon fox, so you have to say that you are the demon fox and the fox, right?If you don't believe me, you can go to the Japanese version, which means a lot.It's not uncommon for Kishimoto to eat the setting. The third generation has been the strongest Hokage in hundreds of episodes, and one can be the first generation and the second generation.There is no less to eat in the back

Akatsuki organizes to hunt down Orochimaru

Orochimaru only cares about all kinds of hiding XZ, but never thought about: Why does the Xiao organization persist in him

In fact, the root cause is:
Did you take his ring away! ! !

Xiao organizes ten rings, zero blue and white Zhuhai empty north and south three jade
The symbol represented by Orochimaru is "empty"

This ring is the channel used by the Akatsuki organization to connect to the golem of the heretics. It is the only set and cannot be reproduced.
It has been at least three or four years, and no new ones have been made.
Missing a ring means that there is always one less chakra input port when sealing the tailed beast, and the speed of sealing the tailed beast will be reduced by a bit.

Three years later, the Akatsuki organization will seal the Tailed Beasts, and there will still be at most nine people
This also led to an increase in the exposure risk of Xiao organization

What a disaster
In fact, Akatsuki organized to hunt down Orochimaru

Retrieving the ring is the master, killing Orochimaru is the second

Orochimaru may only need to leave the ring behind before escaping, and Akatsuki's pursuit will stop...

To be honest, unlike Japanese teenagers, our country generally has a big country thinking, infrastructure priority, scientific development concept, concentration of strength to do big things and other thinking directions, so there are very good games, and domestic players like farming.

So when I first saw the reincarnation of the dirty soil, the first thing I thought of was: Ah!Pure clean unlimited energy.

Thinking about it seriously, the first thing I do as a village head must be to apply ninjutsu to the daily life of the basic masses.

The detonation symbol has been modified, can it be changed into a gas stove symbol and a microwave oven symbol.

Please organize the plug-and-play technology of Xuelunyan into a document and upload it to the medical department of the research institute immediately.Please apply it to plug-and-play with severed limbs as soon as possible, so as to greatly reduce the number of post-war disabled people.

etc.
The gameplay of farming players...

The following is a complaint.

Jun Ma Lu died on the hospital bed with a tube intubated. Mr. Itachi, have you been to a third-class hospital for an examination?I think it can be helpful to learn the technique of Orochimaru.

Why not put a reincarnation eye on a person, kill him, take the eye away and resurrect him, so we have a corpse with reincarnation eyes.

The one I want to complain about the most...Madara and Yiyi...what are they earning...

I really don't understand the generation

You said that your ~ so big Avalokitesvara ended up being a village head.Looking at the samurai of Mifune, I don't think they can beat a Kyuubi together. You can at least rule the land of fire, but... Muye Village... I changed the village head of Muye Village, why do you have a name? Come on in...

Before, I thought that Hokage was also a commander-in-chief of the army or something, since the appearance of the samurai... I feel like the battalion commander of a special forces training camp.

Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. For generations, Hokage has held the most powerful guns in the world, but they never want political power.Real Nobel Peace Prize.

1. The ninjas in all major ninja villages are "begging for food with golden bowls".

Shayin Village sits in a huge desert, but no one thought about digging for oil and growing cantaloupe to bring out the regional characteristics.Fengying Luosha's decision in the financial crisis of Shayin Village turned out to be to dig alluvial gold.

Wuyin Village is surrounded by the sea, but it does not develop navigation or aquatic products. It does not even have the simplest local method of drying salt that the ancients knew.

The average person in Yunyin Village is Lei Dun, but no one has ever thought about engaging in grid power generation.

There are not a few strong people in Yanyin Village who can escape from the earth, but no one has thought of turning their rocky mountains into terraced fields. No matter how bad it is, at least let the whole village live in cave dwellings.

They all thought that there must be good things in other houses, so they fought hard for this, and in the end, they didn't get any benefits.

2. During the Fourth Ninja World War, as "IQ 200" and "as a military adviser to help Konoha gain advantages in many wars", Nara Shikahisa came up with the following decision:
Hidden Cloud Village pulls flashes,

Sand Hidden Village smoke bomb + release the wind,

The people of Yanyin Village dug a pit and filled it with lime,
The people of Wuyin Village add water,
The people of Konoha Village set fire,
Are you making a statue of ten tails?
3. The Hyuga family splits up internally through the family division system, and the high-level officials acquiesce in this behavior that is contrary to human ethics.

4. Orochimaru, Yaoshidou, who has a long criminal record and a scary life, can live a peaceful life in Konoha, and the name of the wicked Uchiha Obito is still engraved on the memorial monument.

5. Uzumaki Naruto, as Hokage, doesn't understand management at all, and even has to do D-level tasks by himself, which makes him unable to celebrate his child's birthday.

You know, even Tsunade, who took office halfway, is not like this.

6. Even though there have been three consecutive ninja world wars in 60 years, each ninja village has never reflected on the past history, and will always repeat the same mistakes.

7. During the Fourth Ninja World War, when faced with the cutting attack from Ten-Tails, Hinata, who still had some chakra left at that time, did not hit the branch flying with the Baguaz Palm, but directly blocked the gun with his back.

Kakashi: "Ninjas can't leave their backs to the enemy, idiot."

Sakura: "No way, that handprint...is the seal of the tiger!"

Sasuke: "This is the seal of the fire escape technique..."

Sakura [shouting]: "Naruto! Run! You're going to die!"

Naruto: "Huh?"

Kakashi: "It's too slow! Konoha's esoteric body art, the thousand-year kill!"

8. When Kazekage Rasa was in power, he knew that Gaara's ability to control sand was not given by Shuzuru, but he never told Gaara the truth.

During the war, in order to calm things down, he betrayed the hero of his country, Zhuo Dun Yecang [Pakula], to the enemy.

9. The whole village knows that Naruto is Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, but no one knows the identity of the son of Minato [Three generations come out and get beaten].

10. Hokage is a position that needs to test the overall quality, the selection criteria = who can play the best, is this a Hokage or a general?
11. Naruto's reformists [Nagato, Obito, Madara, Sasuke] talked about reform, but they all made one of the most obvious mistakes: no mass base.

Judging from the situation that 10 out of 8 people in the ninja world were orphans at that time, if we really started from the grassroots, there would definitely be a lot of supporters.

Imagine if Madara and Obito didn't start the war directly by taking the beast by force,
Instead, slowly use ordinary monthly reading to tell those who are as confused about reality as they are about their plan. Even if few people believe it at the beginning, some people will believe it. For them, unlimited monthly reading is the ultimate goal. Guess, can the ninja coalition be formed?
12. Even when the third generation was in power, there were still behaviors of sending minors to extremely dangerous battlefields [Rope Tree, Obito, Kakashi, Rin], and the dreams of Hashirama and Madara were fed by their successors dog.

13. When Kakashi was going to help the teacher clean up the door, Minato actually held Kakashi to prevent him from killing him, and kept saying that it was his fault.

14. As the best student of the second generation, the third generation who can master the five evasion techniques is very rare, but they don't know that the reincarnation of the dirty soil was developed by his teacher.

15. When Sasuke told him that he killed Danzo for revenge, the third generation, as a classmate of Danzo, obviously showed very complicated emotions, but the second generation, as a teacher, did not fluctuate.The Danzang tool man has really hammered it.

16. Kishimoto killed Neji in order to support Hinata.

17. In terms of nature, the Fourth Ninja World War was full of "justice" and "progressive" wars. In later years, there were very few relevant historical records about this "just war" , The students of the younger generation even need to ask Kai how he broke his leg.

18. In "The Secret Biography of Sasuke", Sasuke met a little girl from another village while wandering, and the little girl pointed out:
"If Konoha is a tree, and Uchiha is consumed by this tree as a nutrient, then why do you still guard such a village?"

But Sasuke couldn't answer either.

It's like the epitome of the naked king versus the kid who just said the king didn't have any clothes.

(End of this chapter)