Become a god after divorce

"It's over, the computer is broken, and the printer can't be used!"

In the office, Zhang Ying looked at the black screen of the computer in front of her, wanting to cry but no tears!

"My iPhone!" Zhang Ying looked at the phone that was also dead and couldn't be restarted no matter how hard he pressed it, Zhang Ying wanted to die.

Coincidentally, the office director, Lao Li, rushed into the room at this time.

"Zhang Ying, what, the leader is in a hurry to report the materials. He just received a call to inform that the superior department will come to investigate this afternoon. Have you finished writing the materials for your speech?" Lao Li said anxiously.

"Director Li, the materials are finished, but the computer is broken, and the printer can't be used, so what should I do!" Zhang Ying said with a sigh.

"What's the matter? The computer is broken? How can the computer be broken? By the way, when you were in school, didn't you learn computers very well? Hurry up and fix it." Director Li said anxiously.

"It can't be repaired. The chassis was smoking just now. I was shocked. I guess the motherboard is burned. Director Li, you don't know recently that AI controls the Internet and all our electronic devices are controlled. The computer suddenly broke down, and I guess it was probably caused by her. Forget it, what is she doing with my mobile phone, my new Apple mobile phone~~~" Zhang Ying said a little madly.

"Okay, okay, don't feel bad about your mobile phone, what you're worried about now is the leadership's report materials! Go and see if the computers in other departments can be used!" Director Li said anxiously.

"Oh, okay, I'll go and see it now. Oh, yes, Director Li, you just said that you received a call from your superiors. This, this, this, the mobile phone is dead, how did they make the call?" Zhang Ying asked curiously .

"The landline works." Lao Li said with a face of course.

"Oh well, pretend I didn't ask!" Zhang Ying raised her hand with an expression of "I was wrong".

When I went out and came to the office next door, I happened to see a group of colleagues sighing!

"The computer is burned, haha, there is nothing to do now!"

"The mobile phone I just bought is also burned!"

"The AI ​​is too ruthless, what is it doing, even us little shrimps, it's too cruel!"

……

Zhang Ying entered the door, and seeing this scene, she felt confident.

It is estimated that not only the computer in my department is broken, but all the computers and mobile phones are completely ruined!
Thinking this way, she felt a little more balanced.

But she immediately thought of something that made her extremely happy!
The computer is broken, the mobile phone is broken, and the network is finished. Isn't this~~~this~~~ this is a great thing?
This way you don't have to work!

Hahahaha!

At this moment, Zhang Ying just wanted to look up to the sky and laugh wildly!
"Athena, Athena, what you did is really satisfying, I really want to give you a compliment!" Zhang Ying said with a wild smile in her heart.

But on the surface, she had to put on a sad face.

After walking around every department, she returned to the office with her head downcast, and said to Director Li: "It's over, Director Li, all the computers are gone, this Athena is too cruel, and I don't know what she is doing. Burn all these devices, what do you say."

"What? It's all burned?" Hearing this news, Director Li was also dumbfounded.

At this time, the secretary of the bureau chief hurried to the door, saw Lao Li, and said anxiously: "Director Li, the bureau chief asked you to go there quickly!"

"Oh, okay, I'll go right away!" Director Li said, and trotted to the director's room.

The director is a young man not yet 40 years old, a young cadre sent down from above.At this moment, he was sitting on a chair, smoking a cigarette with an irritable expression on his face.

Seeing Director Li come in, he quickly said: "Old Li, why are you dawdling for so long? Just received a call, and the research team is already on the way. Where is your report material? I haven't even looked at it yet. How to report?"

Hearing what the director said, Director Li showed a look of embarrassment and said: "Leader, the report materials are all ready, but I don't know what happened, all the computers in the overall situation are broken, and none of them can be used. It’s broken. Just now Xiao Zhang said that this may be made by some kind of AI, we don’t understand that thing either!”

"What? The computer is all broken?" The director was shocked when he heard the news, and quickly moved his high-end computer.

Unsurprisingly, it also broke!
He picked up the newly bought mobile phone on the table, and pressed it for a long time, but there was no response, and it was obviously scrapped.

"It's really bad, what should I do, what should I do?" Thinking that the leader of the research team will arrive soon, cold sweat dripped down his forehead.

"Leader, if it really doesn't work, let's just write it by hand." Old Li gritted his teeth and said.

"What? Handwritten? Is there time?" Hearing what Old Li said, the director asked quickly.

"If it's too late, you have to try. If it doesn't work, just make a few outlines, and then you can play freely." Director Li suggested.

"Okay, let's do this, hurry up and get it!" The director waved his hand and said.

"Okay!" Seeing that his suggestion was adopted by the leader, Lao Li quickly responded and returned to the office.

Seeing that Zhang Ying was sitting in a daze, Lao Li quickly said: "Hurry up, don't be dazed, quickly find a pen and paper, and write a report by hand!"

Zhang Ying was still secretly refreshed, now she doesn't have to work anymore, now that she heard this sentence, her eyes widened immediately!
"What? Director Li, handwriting?" Zhang Ying asked with an unbelievable expression.

"That's right, the computer is useless, so what if you don't write by hand? Do you still remember the general content of the report?" Director Li asked.

"Then how can I remember it? It's more than ten pages!" Zhang Ying said with a bitter face.

"What to do, what to do!" Hearing Zhang Ying's words, Director Li was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot!

"Hey, Director Li, I remember that I typed a version for you before, and you said you wanted to revise it. You didn't destroy that copy, right? If it doesn't work, you can copy it like that!" Zhang Ying suggested.

"That's right, I almost forgot if you didn't mention this, I have a copy with me!" Director Li said, walked to his desk in a few steps, searched for a while, and found it after a few minutes The report material that I haven't finished editing yet.

"I found it, I found it, copy it quickly!" Director Li said, and photographed the manuscript that had been changed beyond recognition by himself in front of Zhang Ying.

"Ah? Director Li, I~~ My handwriting is ugly and slow. I can also write it by hand. Don't worry." Zhang Ying said nervously.

"It's okay, you can write it quickly!" Director Li saw that she was still dawdling, and he was about to die!
If this delays the superior's investigation, it will be a big deal!
"Oh, okay." Zhang Ying said, sat down, unscrewed a pen, took some A4 papers, and began to copy the painted face manuscript.

Unit X's research report on XX.

There were a dozen words in total, and Zhang Ying finished writing them one stroke at a time, and a full minute passed!

The point is, this word is too ugly!

Director Li was standing next to her and watching. When he saw the words, he was speechless.

"Stop, stop! Zhang Ying, can we write this character faster? Write carefully!" Director Li said anxiously.

"Director, I'm already writing as fast as I can. You also know that I haven't written for several years. Now that I have a computer and a mobile phone, who still writes?" Zhang Ying said helplessly.

"Hey, you young people! Writing is a basic skill, how can you not practice it? Get up quickly, I will do it myself!" Director Li said, let Zhang Ying get up, and sat in her seat.

"Okay! Director, I'll pour water for you!" Seeing that she was not allowed to write anymore, Zhang Ying said with a little complacency in her eyes.

Director Li snorted from his nose, and didn't have time to pay attention to her, so he picked up the pen and started writing.

"Wow, Director, your handwriting is so beautiful, it's almost as good as a calligraphy copybook!" Zhang Ying looked at it and quickly flattered her!

Hearing the praise from the young beautiful subordinate, Director Li was secretly refreshed, writing like flying, writing even faster!
However, after only writing one page, his hands felt sore, his eyes were dizzy, and his whole body felt weak!

He hasn't written like this for a long time!
He gritted his teeth and wrote another article. Director Li couldn't take it anymore, and quickly got up and rubbed his old waist, even saying that he couldn't write anymore!
However, the report materials still have to be requested!
In desperation, Director Li went directly to other departments and asked for seven or eight young people. Each of them had a page and asked them to copy it separately!
"It's all written neatly. This is the manuscript that the bureau chief wants to read. Don't make any mistakes!" Director Li urged.

Seeing those young people nodding repeatedly, he anxiously looked at each of them, shaking his head while watching!
"Xiao Chen, how crooked is your handwriting, like a spider crawling!"

"Xiao Li, Xiao Li, don't write so sloppily, what if the leader can't recognize it then?"

"Zhang Xu, your writing is too slow. How about you practice calligraphy with each stroke?"

……

Looking at these young people, none of them could write decently, Lao Li sighed, frowning!
However, after all, there is strength in numbers. When the secretary urged him to ask for the manuscript again, Lao Li finally put together the manuscript written by seven or eight people!
It's just that the manuscript, which originally had only a dozen pages, became thirty-odd pages in this way!

Moreover, the fonts are different every two or three pages, and most of the written words are almost unreadable!

Lao Li wanted to cry but had no tears, thinking that he would definitely be criticized if he handed it in like this!

But what can he do, who would have thought that all these office supplies that are used every day are broken!

"Director, this is~~ This is the material that was rushed out. It's a bit messy. I can't help it. The time is too fast. I asked several people to write it, and the fonts are different." Putting the "manuscript" in front of the director, the old man Li explained with some trepidation.

The director picked up the manuscript, and after reading only a few pages, his brows became pimples.

After looking at it a few more times, he threw the manuscript on the table!

"What is this thing! How can I use it?"