The Heavens: From Shooting the Eagle

Chapter 252 Red Bean with Acacia (two in one, please subscribe)

While talking here, the face of the big witch over there suddenly changed, "Old guy, my brother and I have never been married, where did you get your granddaughter from?"

Laughing three times, suddenly dumbfounded...

"This... that... this..."

Hao Jian laughed and said, "Ah, I take back what I just said... It turns out that you don't lack a wife at all! Aunt Momanogi, Aunt Hebei Caihua, Aunt Shinoda Yu..."

Seeing the big witch's gradually ferocious face, Xiao Sanxiao's forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, and hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense! How can there be any aunt..."

"Then tell me, how did Su Su get here? She couldn't have popped out from a crack in the rock, could she?" the big witch snapped.

Xiao San smiled helplessly and said: "The real Susu has passed away for thousands of years... Now they are all helpless and poor dolls adopted by the old man..."

Immediately, he put on a deep expression, and sighed: "Linglong dice and red beans, I don't know if I miss you so much...Since my mother left, I think about it day and night, I don't think about food and drink... Later, by chance In the meantime, the old man met a woman who was [-]% similar to the one born to your mother...that's why..."

"Bah! You go to the grave and burn the leaves - you are fooling the ghost!" The big witch said disdainfully.

Hao Jian interjected, "Smile senior, can you still recite poems?"

"Of course! Do you think that the old man is you, and you will ask those crazy questions? As the saying goes: Red beans grow in the southern country, how many branches come in spring? May you pick more, this thing is the most lovesick!"

When Hao Jian heard this, he sneered and said, "What's so great about picking up people's teeth and wisdom! Let me sing a poem for you on the spot!"

After pondering for a while, Hao Jian said:

"Red beans go with Acacia, and mung beans go with bastard.

Lovesickness always suffers, Wang Ba can make up for it! "

Xiaosanxiao and even the Xiaoshi siblings: "..."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha... Wang Ba can make a big difference! Ha ha ha ha ha..."

Xu Fu and the others couldn't stop laughing.

The more they laughed, the paler the faces of Xiao and his son became.

They all have the blood of the Dragon Turtle flowing in their bodies, and the Dragon Turtle and the bastard...

This is simply pointing the nose and cursing!
Hao Jian paused and said: "Forget it, I won't bully you! Old guy, you didn't answer the question just now, I'll give you another chance!" Zizai Chuan said: "The dead are like a husband, and they will never give up day and night. This What does the sentence mean?"

Xiao San smiled and twisted his beard and said: "Hey, you hit me on the back of my hand now! This sentence was said by Confucius. When Confucius traveled around the world, the old man also sat and discussed with him. The meaning of this sentence is to say, Confucius sighed by the river, time is passing like water, and it will never return."

Hao Jian waved his hands and said, "I don't think it's right! This sentence clearly means: For a truly powerful person, if you stand by the river, the corpse of your enemy will float down the water."

Xiao Sanxiao's mung bean eyes widened, "What nonsense are you talking about? What about day and night?"

Hao Jian said without hesitation: "Piao, regardless of day or night..."

Xiao Sanxiao was shocked and said: "If Confucius knew that you misinterpreted his words, he would die in peace! I have talked with Confucius in person, and what I said is his original meaning!"

Hao Jian retorted: "So what if we've talked? Zi Feiyu, how do you know the joy of fish? You are not Confucius, how do you know what Confucius meant..."

"I think... this sentence..."

Hao Jian interrupted without waiting for Xiao Sanxiao to finish speaking: "I don't want you to think, I want me to think!"

Smile three times: "..."

……

Xiao Sanxiao finally took away the big witch and the big boss, the siblings who lost their martial arts...they no longer had the previous arrogance.

The Yinjianliu station had already been razed to the ground in this battle.

Looking around, Hao Jian smiled and said, "Let's go back to the Central Plains!"

"Yes, Master (Suzerain)!" The three responded in unison.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully resolving the world catastrophe of "Fengyun" and winning the title of 'Guardian of China'!"

Hao Jian suddenly heard the system prompt, and wondered in his heart: "The title of 'Guardian of China'? What's the benefit of this title...?"

The system replied: "In the dark, you will be supported by the luck of the Shenzhou Shengling, and you will also be favored by the will of the world. In short, there are many benefits!"

Hao Jian nodded slightly, which was a surprise!
Not bad!

But thinking about it, it should be right, after all, this trip almost wiped out all the powerful Japanese, and he can be called the "King of Anti-Japanese War"!
Not only has it avoided the damage to the Dragon Veins of the original time and space, but it has also abolished the direct pusher of the Great Tribulation. Is it too much to get this title?

Not too much!
Reasonable and well deserved!
……

Back at the seaside, Luo Xian was standing at the bow of the boat, hurriedly got off the boat, saluted and said: "Welcome to the suzerain, sect master!"

"Sovereign, please board the ship! Hey, be careful where you step!" Xu Fu said winkingly.

"Sycophant!" Wu Wudi said disdainfully.

When a few people boarded the bow, a scream came from the sea, "Wait...wait for me, take me with you!"

Yan Ying!

Wu Wudi suddenly remembered the soft and boneless feeling when he was carrying her on his back, and hurriedly said: "Sect Master, wait a moment!"

After finishing speaking, he flew off the boat, came to Yan Ying's side, and said with a righteous face: "Miss Yingying... you want to go back to the Central Plains?"

Yan Ying lowered her head and said in a voice like a mosquito: "It's ok... can it be?"

She was screaming just now, but it immediately turned into a shy beauty!
"Of course! A certain family will take you back!" Wu Wudi said proudly.

Yan Ying looked at Wu Wudi with eyes full of admiration, "So domineering! This is the invincible overlord! This is my destination!"

Thinking of this, she just felt that her legs couldn't close together...

With a cry, Yan Ying fell into Wu Wudi's arms, "Then...then I'll leave it to you...Wudi! Boom..."

With this sound, Wu Wudi felt that half of his body was numb, and there was a "bang bang" from his chest, "Wrapped on someone!"

As he spoke, he lightly stretched his ape arms, wrapped around Yan Ying's slender waist, and with a touch of his feet, he flew up into the void like a roc, and landed firmly on the deck.

"Sovereign, Miss Yan...the situation is so difficult..."

Hao Jian glanced at Yan Ying, suddenly smiled and said, "It's okay, let's go!"

……

On the vast sea, the big ship slowly parted from the waves and moved forward against the wind.

Standing at the bow of the boat, Hao Jian looked at the rising sun in the east, and suddenly felt a desire to leave.

"Ding! A friendly reminder, the host's comprehensive strength evaluation is only at the early six-star stage, and it is better to stay in this world for a while and go to the next world after reaching the late six-star stage! Of course, if the host insists, he can do it at any time." Everyone can leave."

Hao Jian immediately chose to follow his heart's choice, "Then I'll wait!"

"Hmm! The host is really smart!"

Hao Jian: "..."

From the system's prompt, Hao Jian can clearly feel that the system does not recommend him to leave now!

This shows that the strength span of the next world is not small, and there is a huge risk in going forward with one's current strength!
Previously, no matter whether it was in the Rain-covered world or the Fengyun world, the system had never told him to "wait a little longer"...

"What is the general strength of the next world?" Hao Jian asked tentatively.

The system replied: "Eight characters, the number is not many, and the strength is not weak!"

Next, no matter how insinuating Hao Jian is, the system will not reveal anything...

In desperation, Hao Jian had no choice but to give up, and began to think about how to improve his strength again...

"There is no shortage of magical weapons, and there is no shortage of kung fu secrets... Now it seems that the only thing that can be strengthened is the accumulation of kung fu..."

Now, skill has become a shortcoming instead!

"The ones that can quickly increase the skill are nothing more than the true essence of the four auspicious beasts... Is it possible that I have to wait until I am startled to slay the dragon?"

While thinking wildly, Wu Wudi came out with annoyed expression on his face, walked to Hao Jianjian's side, and sighed a long time, "ε=(ο｀*))) Alas!"

Hao Jian turned his head and glanced at Wu Wudi, wondering, "Why are you sighing? You're offended... Girl, are you angry?"

Wu Wudi shook his head and said, "That's not true! It's just that a certain family is stupid and can't think of how to make her happy... Sovereign, you are always smart, can you teach me?"

Hao Jian couldn't help laughing, "I want to get out of the order...Of course I can!"

After pondering for a while, he said slowly: "If you want a woman to be happy, especially a woman you like, you have to learn some love words."

Wu Wudi's eyes lit up, "That's right, that's...love talk! A certain family is a rough person, and after thinking about it, they can only think of 'having a baby with you'...not elegant at all, suzerain, you Teach me a few words?"

Hao Jian laughed and said, "It's easy to say...you...so so, so so..."

Wu Wudi rubbed his chin after listening, thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized, "So that's how it is, it's really clever!"

"Have you learned it?" Hao Jian smiled.

"It's been a while... Sovereign, you can continue to look at the scenery here, and a certain family will try it!" Excited, Wu Wudi walked into the cabin again with a rippling expression.

……

In the cabin, Yan Ying was sitting at the table, facing the mirror with yellow stickers, and then saw Wu Wudi walking in cautiously from the mirror.

"Wudi, what did you do just now?" Yan Ying asked with a smile on her face.

Wu Wudi groaned and groaned for a while, feeling a little nervous...

In other words, before beating Xu Fu back then, he was never so nervous.

"Invincible, do you... have something to say?"

Wu Wudi nodded heavily, and immediately said with emotion: "Yes, I have something to say!"

Listening to Wu Wudi's impassioned voice, Yan Ying was filled with joy: This is the taste, so masculine!

"You... you said."

Yan Ying couldn't help lowering her head, and said softly.

Wu Wudi groaned and groaned for a long time before he stumbled and said, "Yan Ying, a certain family asked, asked you, why...why the 'sound' is out of tune, and...and..."

"And...and the 'song' won't go out of tune?"

Yan Ying's small face was a little confused, "You mean... the rhythm?"

"Oh, yes, yes, yes! Why...why?" Wu Wudi was so anxious that he was sweating.

Yan Yingjiao smiled and said: "I don't know, Wudi, you tell my family, why?"

Wu Wudi was startled, and said with emotion: "Because... because brother likes you, so brother will never go away, never leave you!"

As he said that, he also raised his right hand, crossed his thumb and index finger, "Compare... Bixin!"

Yan Ying's delicate body was shocked, and she looked at Wu Wudi's hand gesture in surprise, "Wh...really...really?"

"Of course it's true!" Wu Wudi said proudly.

"Then... for the rest of my life, I will rely on you to protect my family..."

These words fell into Wu Wudi's ears, and he immediately felt that the entire cabin turned pink...

"I...I gave birth to a child, you...would you mind?" Yan Yingrou said softly.

Wu Wudi waved his hand proudly, "I don't mind!"

"Hey, really?"

"real!"

……

The next day, when Wu Wudi came out of the cabin, the expression on his face was quite turbulent.

"Sovereign, Xu Fu, Ying Xiong, I have something to say!"

Xu Fu pouted, seeing Wu Wudi's expression, he guessed it...

Mu Yingxiong smiled and said: "Elder Wu, but it's okay to say!"

Wu Wudi coughed twice, and immediately dragged the text and said: "In a certain family, in the past, the wild cranes were idle, and now the mandarin ducks are flying together!"

Mu Yingxiong laughed secretly when he heard the words, while Xu Fu said disdainfully: "Crazy Wu, can you say such elegant sentences? I can imagine with my ass that it was that little lady who taught you! Let's just say, you are Vulgar gentlemen, what kind of elegance do you want to learn, it's nondescript!"

Wu Wudi's expression froze, and he wanted to say something, but Xu Fu had already continued: "The person who came here told you, don't take that little lady too seriously! The more you spoil her, the more she will get carried away!"

"Then...how about that certain family?" Wu Wudi asked in a daze.

Xu Fu sneered and said, "You just keep your rough and heroic look! The more heroic you are, the more she can't live without you!"

"Really...really?" Wu Wudi couldn't believe it.

"Do I have to lie to you? Benfu has lived for so many years, and he has met countless women. She is thin and fat, and has experienced all kinds of personalities and shapes! A woman like Yan Ying, Benfu can see at a glance. It can be seen that... you, if you are too serious, you are not her opponent!"

"How is it possible? Just her weak girl..." Wu Wudi said with a smile.

"When she said '嘿嘤嘤', you seemed to have lost your soul!" Xu Fu laughed.

Wu Wudi thought about it, and it was really the case... hurriedly said: "Then, how should a certain family deal with her 'yingying'?"

Mu Yingxiong said with a smile: "Elder Wu, I have a solution for this! It's my solution from the Patriarch. The thief is easy to use, and it will surely cure the 'bumbler'!"

Wu Wudi walked quickly to Mu Yingxiong's side, and said humbly, "Teach me!"

Mu Yingxiong said with a mysterious face: "It's very simple! Women don't move '嘿咕咚', but they actually want you to care about her! So, you only need to answer her four words."

"Which four words?" Wu Wudi suppressed the excitement in his heart and listened carefully.

"Much-drink-hot-water!"

Wu Wudi looked at Mu Yingxiong half-understood, "This... is so simple? Can it work?"

"Absolutely! This is the suzerain's secret, do you think so?" Xu Fu laughed.

Hao Jian also smiled and said, "I can only tell you that these four words... work!"

Wu Wudi was overjoyed, "A certain family remembers it! I will try a certain family later..."

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