The Heavens: From Shooting the Eagle

Chapter 229 Twelve panics are very panic (two in one, please subscribe)

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Xu Fu said with a sad face: "Sovereign, if... if you really need the blood of your subordinates, it's okay for you... this subordinate to squeeze some for you!"

Hao Jian laughed loudly and said, "Haha, that's not necessary..."

Xu Fu immediately cheered up, "Thank you suzerain! The main thing is... I just want to speak out, and I don't want to hide it from suzerain anymore."

"Since you've said it, you... plan to go back to your Tianmen?" Hao Jian asked doubtfully.

Xu Fu shook his head, "I can't go back! It's embarrassing to say it...I've lived for so long, but I was almost beaten to death! Now that guy has occupied the magpie's nest and occupied my Tianmen... Wouldn't it be better if I go back? I was beaten up! But then again, if I hadn’t been hanged and beaten up, how could I have met the suzerain? So, if I drink and peck, is it destiny?”

"Also, the suzerain's advice made me suddenly understand how to use the "Sacred Heart Jue"! It's obviously my own martial art, but I don't understand it as thoroughly as the suzerain... This can be said to be: listen to the king A word of speech is better than reading a hundred years of books... But the most important thing is the various experiences I have never had since following the suzerain, which made me seem to have rediscovered the seven emotions and six desires that I should have as a human being..."

If a person has no emotions, even if he can live forever, he is actually no different from a clay sculpture!

Just imagine, what would happen if you were the only one left in the world?
You may be very excited at first, because you have endless houses and endless wealth...

But... this kind of excitement may not last for a week!
As for the so-called wealth...does it still make sense?

For Xu Fu, the saying that time is the most precious wealth is completely meaningless, because the last thing he lacks is time...

Boredom is what Xu Fu feels the most in his 700-[-]-year life!

So, he gradually changed, whether he participated in the world hegemony, became the supreme martial artist, or fell in love with many women... He was so bored that he used his skills to condense black ice to build the gate of Tianmen ...

It's all about boredom!

What really changed Xu Fu's life...was Wu Wudi!

That battle directly knocked Xu Fu into a daze, but from another perspective, it woke him up again!

And during the time after coming to Jianzong, Xu Fu discovered...it turns out that there is still this kind of weird music that can even bring such a great influence on people!
Then, Xu Fu gradually didn't want to go back to Tianmen!
He felt that as long as he followed Hao Jian, he would be able to experience unprecedented fun!

This is why he took the initiative to confess... oh no, the reason why he confessed his true identity.

"In that case...then you go back to Jianzong first!" Hao Jian mused.

Xu Fu was startled, and lost his voice: "Sovereign, you...you won't drive me away, will you?"

Hao Jian said with a smile: "Who said you will be driven away? Aren't you the No. 20 fourth-generation lord of Jianzong, and you are also a disciple of this generation... You can stay as long as you want."

Xu Fu nodded again and again, "Then... this subordinate returns to Jianzong first?"

"You go first, the sect has some things to deal with, and then go back." Hao Jian said.

……

Xu Fu left in peace...

Uh, it's gone, not gone!

Grass is still weird...

Forget it, it doesn't matter!

It wasn't until Xu Fuyuan left that Hao Jian looked at the forest on one side and said calmly, "I've been eavesdropping for so long, come out, Pikachu!"

A figure came out from the edge of the forest, it was a kind old man whose beard was as white as snow, and his appearance didn't know how old he was.

His hands are folded in front of his chest, revealing the backs of his hands with two imprints on them.

The green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, and Xuanwu in the middle...

Uh, no no, it's Zuo Lieyang and You Haoyue.

With a smile on his face, one point of curiosity, three points of appreciation, five points of kindness, and seven points of doubt.

He said cheerfully, "Young man...what is...Pikachu?"

Hao Jian glanced at it, and a b tree had already been planted in his heart!
Isn't this just laughing three times at that old tortoise, I'm running upside down and having diarrhea!

He pondered for a moment, raised his hands, and made a gesture of two scissors hands.

Hao Jian: (v＾_＾)v.

With his throat between his fingers, he gestured, "It's... pickup, pickup, pickup, Qiu! Old man, do you... get it?"

Xiao Sanxiao's old eyes widened, and he said like a ghost: "What the hell is your Excellency?"

Hao Jian: "... an old man who has never seen it! A thousand-year-old bastard... a ten-thousand-year you!"

The kind smile on Xiao San's face froze, and he said, "Old... old thing? Bastard? You... You young man is so ignorant of etiquette! Do you know who you are talking to?"

Hao Jian curled his lips and said, "I'm talking to an old bastard."

Smile three times: "... this old man has lived for so many years and has met more people than you have ever eaten. How dare you talk to this old man like that! I'm afraid you will be scared to death if you say it. This old man is just... Bai Xiaokuangsheng The last panic in the list of "Twelve Panics"! I don't know how many people in the world want to see the old man but don't have that blessing, you are lucky to see the old man! You are so rude!"

Hao Jian sneered and said, "Then laugh three times first!"

Smile three times: "..."

He sighed, and immediately said: "Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you! Young man, first of all, I want to congratulate you for seeing me! Why do you say that? Because everyone in the world knows that no matter who sees me, I will satisfy him desire!"

Hao Jian asked suspiciously: "Everyone in the world knows it but I don't... Could it be... Actually I am... a man from heaven?"

Xiao Sanxiao had blue veins twitching on his forehead, and sighed again: "Secondly, I would like to thank you, because you cleverly resolved a catastrophe in Wushuang City and scared away a certain horrible guy! So, for Thank you, this old man specially increased your wish to three. Now, please state your wish..."

"Twelve panics" laughed three times!

Legend has it that he appeared for the first time in the rivers and lakes, and he has claimed to be an omnipotent person. He even announced to the world that as long as anyone can see him, he will fulfill "one wish" for that person.

No matter what wishes are allowed, but in the end, Xiao Sanxiao can always push them to hell while fulfilling their wishes.

Once upon a time, there was such a person who wanted to dominate the world with drugs...

Uh, judging from this wish, this person is stupid!

Dominating the world, fighting for hegemony, and dominating the world are all normal...

Even if you want to dominate the world... Although it's a bit exhausting, it's still a man's dream!
But you are a drug lord...

Emmmmm......

I am afraid that only Kingsoft Antivirus and Computer Butler will say it is very good!

Closer to home!
This person is eager to refine a poison that no one in the world can cure.

So he tried his best to see Xiao Sanxiao, and made this wish to him...

Well, there is always a sense of sight of summoning a dragon to make a wish...

Then, Xiao Sanxiao really helped him refine this poison.

Unexpectedly, this poison is extremely poisonous, no one in the world can cure it...

Then, he himself "mistakenly" got poisoned and died...

There are countless rumors of similar rivers and lakes...

There are all kinds of people who make wishes, but these wishes... are all the same, and the fate is basically the same!
Xiao Sanxiao has lived for thousands of years...that is more boring than Xu Fu...

So, he took a part-time job as a courier, checking the water meter on the spot while delivering food!
……

Hao Jian pondered for a while, and said slowly: "Is it possible to wish for anything?"

Xiao San smiled three times and said, "Of course! Any wish is fine!"

Hao Jian smiled and said, "Okay. Tell me, what wish do you have?"

Xiao San smiled for a moment, "Ask me what my wish is? I'm helping you realize your wish! No matter if you ask for it, no matter whether it's magical skills, secrets, glory, wealth, or status..."

Hao Jian shook his head and insisted: "Those are too common! I don't want them, my wish is to help you realize your wish!"

Smile three times: "..."

He's a bit of a fan, he's lived for 4000 years, and this is the first time he's met such a weird person!
Straight to the point where he won't be able to...

When he learned about Wushuang City from the mirror, the shock in his heart can be imagined.

In particular, this guy even imitated his eyes so well that the unfilial son of the Great Demon God Xiao Jingtian actually believed it and recognized him as his father... turned around and ran away!
Although it is a good thing to run away, Xiao Sanxiao always feels that... this shocking father of himself has to express...

So, he picked up the "Soul Dream Heart Sutra", came to Wushuang City in an illusion, and came to Hao Jian.

And when he saw Hao Jian with his own eyes, he felt even more horrified.

The person in front of me has more secrets than I imagined!

He knows his true identity, he can recognize it at a glance, and he can even pretend to be himself to scare him away...

Xiao Sanxiao tested Hao Jian with "wish", but Hao Jian's answer surprised him even more!

So, Xiao Sanxiao decided not to act anymore, it's a showdown!
He said slowly: "Okay! If that's the case, then the old man will say it! The first wish is... the old man asks you, how did you recognize Xiao Jingtian? And how did you know the relationship between the old man and him? These secrets, even the all-knowing Jianghu Baixiao Kuangsheng don't know!"

Hao Jian smiled and said, "How do you think I know, that's how I know."

Smile three times: "..."

He suddenly discovered that this guy was no ordinary cunning!

Before Xiao Sanxiao could speak again, Hao Jian continued, "Okay, I answered your question, and now I'll ask you a question in return! Is this fair?"

Xiao Sanxiao said helplessly: "What do you want to know?"

Hao Jian pondered for a moment, then said slowly: "Excuse me, what is the most painful way to hit someone?"

Xiao Sanxiao looked confused, "You... you're just asking this? The old man thought..."

"Speak lightly and deeply. You, an old turtle, don't understand this truth, right? I'm afraid you'll be embarrassed! Answer quickly!" Hao Jian said with a half-smile.

Xiao Sanxiao had no choice but to say: "What hurts the most to hit someone...of course it is with fists!"

Hao Jian raised his index finger and shook it, "No! Doesn't it hurt to use your feet? Does it not hurt to use a stick? Old turtle, think about it again."

Xiao Sanxiao said blankly: "That's true! It hurts to hit someone with anything... Then tell me, what is the answer?"

Hao Jian curled his lips and said, "It seems that I overestimated your intelligence! What hurts the most to hit someone? The answer is..."

"Strength!"

Xiao Sanxiao was dumbfounded, lived for 4000 years, and was ridiculed for wisdom for the first time...

But he still can't refute it, because it's really the truth!
But don't you have to work hard...

"It doesn't count, you ask again! Old man... I didn't know your way before, but now that I have experience, I will definitely be able to answer it!"

"Dissatisfied? It doesn't matter. I, Hao, specialize in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction! Excuse me, what do you say?" Hao Jian rolled his eyes and said leisurely.

Xiao San smiled and said, "It's too simple! Read 'Guang'!"

Hao Jian nodded and continued: "Add a word 'wood' to 'Guang', what do you read?"

Xiao San smiled confidently and said: "'Bed'!"

"Then... what about another 'wood'?"

Xiao Sanxiao said without hesitation: "'Ma'! Young man, you are all pediatrics..."

Hao Jian chuckled.

Hunt time!

"How about another 'wood'?"

Smile three times: "???"

He was a little panicked!The right hand gestured in the palm of the left hand for a while, and said helplessly: "I don't know, what do you mean?"

Hao Jian flicked his sleeves in an orderly manner, and proudly said: "'Numb'!"

Xiao Sanxiao was taken aback for a moment, and then almost died of anger, "You...what are you talking about!"

Smile three times: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Hao Jian raised his head and said: "Look, look, you are in a hurry, hurry up! Hahahahahaha..."

Smiling three times, I felt that my old face was almost unbearable, and I said angrily: "Young man, do you know the old and the old, the young and the young and the young? If you ask another question, the old man will not believe it. Come up!"

Hao Jian smiled and said, "Okay, respecting the old and caring for the young are the virtues of China since ancient times! Then I'll ask one more question. If you can't answer it, don't blame me for not giving you a chance, okay?"

Xiao San laughed and blew his beard and stared: "Let the horse come here!"

"Okay!" Hao Jian shouted: "Listen! Tell me... I have a friend... named Chen Bao. I asked him, why are you called Chen Bao? He replied: 'Because when my parents gave birth to me , I happened to see a cheetah.’ So I asked him, I said, ‘Do you have time today?’ He said yes. I said, ‘Then why don’t you come over for a drink?’ He said, ‘I’m not going’ .”

"What's the problem?" Xiao Sanxiao listened inexplicably.

"Here comes the problem! Let me ask you, why did he say 'not going' when he has time?" Hao Jian laughed.

Xiao San smiled and stroked his hands, wondering: "His father won't let him?"

Hao Jian shook his head, "No."

"He doesn't want to drink himself?"

"no!"

"Then why?" Although Xiao Sanxiao was very unwilling, she just couldn't figure it out.

Hao Jian smiled and said, "Because today... kill Chen Bao!"

Xiao San smiled for a moment, "Kill...Chen Bao? Who killed him? You?"

Hao Jian laughed and said, "Sandstorm! Sandstorm...weather, sandstorm, black sandstorm!"

Xiao Sanxiao had blue veins popping out of his forehead: "The old man stepped on the horse... you can believe it or not... what kind of problem are you talking about?"

Hao Jian squinted and smiled three times, "No matter how difficult the question is...then you haven't answered a single one? I've always heard that you are wise, but now it seems...the word 'rui' is not pronounced correctly!"

"What's wrong?"

"It should be read... Weak! You are not wise, but mentally retarded!"

Hao Jian said so.

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