The Heavens: From Shooting the Eagle
Chapter 226 I am Xiu'er (2 in 1, please subscribe)
Chapter 226 I am Xiu'er (two in one, please subscribe)
"What... what does this mean?" Chen Feng stared blankly at the row upon row of ice sculptures, his face full of bewilderment.
Xu Fu smiled and said, "Brother, you are looking at it in the wrong way! My ice formation, you have to look at it from here! Sovereign, please move here."
Everyone followed Hao Jian step by step to where Xu Fu was, and looked from his angle, and immediately saw a different world.
Xu Fu opened his hands, embraced the entire teaching field, and said loudly: "Hello Suzerain! Suzerain, although all the seniors will say 'Hello Suzerain' like me, but my 'Hello Suzerain' is not as simple as their 'Hello Suzerain' !Please allow Baitian to introduce you the beauty of this ice array, "the suzerain is good". When you stand here and overlook the entire teaching field, you will find that every ice sculpture here is saluting swords to you, as if Say... 'Hi Suzerain'!"
"hiss……"
The sound of inhalation sounded one after another, from the Great Elder to Po Jun, everyone felt their scalps go numb, and they couldn't help but gasp...
The nearest ice sculpture... suddenly showed signs of melting!
"This kid is so terrifying!" The Great Elder couldn't help shouting in his heart, "Compared to Baitian, the old man seems to have lived on a dog for decades... Why didn't the old man think of such a coup?"
For a while, many disciples were annoyed, but they had to admire Baitian's ingenuity...
Under the faint sunlight, these ice sculptures refract each other's sunlight, and there is a kind of fantastic, magnificent and thrilling beauty, coupled with the implication of "as if saying: the suzerain is good"...
No, Hao Jian couldn't help being moved!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for being praised by Xu Fu, the lord of the Tianmen, and the reward attribute value is 1 point."
Hearing this sound, Hao Jian moved even more...
Happy!
There is actually a surprise!
It's just a happy couple!
Thinking that there was still a little attribute value left unallocated last time, this time Hao Jian had a thought, and directly gave two attribute points to aptitude and understanding...
This is called... rain and dew evenly!
Now, the aptitude has come to 15 points, while the comprehension is 16 points.
Seeing Xu Fu's earnest eyes, Hao Jian patted Xu Fu's shoulder lightly, and encouraged him: "Good job, Baitian, you have a heart."
"Sovereign, you're flattering! This...it's just Baitian's respect for you...it's nothing!" After being slapped by Hao Jian like this, Xu Fu only felt his bones lighten a few taels.
Hao Jian smiled, "In addition, I decided to bring you and Ying Xiong, and we will go to the various martial arts sects to hold the strongest funeral concert on the surface, to show the demeanor of the sword sect, and revive the declining reputation of the sword sect! Defeat, This task is very heavy, you have to practice singing a lot recently... We will start when we are almost done!"
Although Xu Fu didn't know what "The Strongest Funeral Concert on the Surface of the Earth" was, he felt it was very powerful when he heard it, and immediately said: "Don't worry, the suzerain, the only way to defeat the sky is to bow down and die!"
Why go back to Tianmen?
Is it fun for Tianmen to accompany the suzerain around?
Xu Fu felt more and more that he was right not to return to Tianmen!
As for whether Crazy Wu left or not, Xu Fu didn't care...
After all, if that lunatic Wu goes and comes back, he can kill him with his carbine...
Blow yourself up again...
No return, no return, without the strength to crush Wu Wudi, I, Wei Baitian, will never play the title of "Di Shitian" again!
It's better to follow the suzerain, let's pull the erhu and sing together!
……
The extreme north, which is further north than Jianzong, is a vast expanse of whiteness, which can be said to be covered with ice and snow, and the sky is full of wind and frost.
Jianzong is already a place of bitter cold, but compared with this place, it is still a little bit less interesting.
Wind knife snow sword, not a blade of grass grows, not a little green.
Ordinary people have no way to get here, and all those who can get here are martial arts masters!
"It's such a huge gate of heaven, but the owner of the gate doesn't want to leave... Sigh, what's the matter..." Luo Xian stood between the ice gates, looking at the ice steps extending all the way in front, feeling a little helpless.
"Mother God, have you... come back?" Luo Xian just walked into the Tianmen base, when a priest came up and asked anxiously.
Luo Xian said coldly: "Heaven's movements are permanent, you should do your job well! As for God's will, can you guess it?"
The priest froze in his heart, nodded hurriedly, "Yes."
"Where are the people against the sky?" Luo Xian asked again.
The priest said: "This madman went and came back again. I don't know where he found out the location of the Tianmen treasure house. He plunged in and hasn't come out until now..."
Luo Xian's heart was shocked, and he thought to himself: "No wonder the sky is so cautious, could it have been expected?"
The Tianmen Treasure House contains countless martial arts secrets collected by Xu Fu over the years, most of which are long-lost to the outside world. After all, in more than 700 years, so many dynasties have collapsed, and the demise of martial arts schools is simply incalculable. ...
Many of the orphaned and rare books of martial arts that have long become legends are collected here by Xu Fu!
Therefore, the Tianmen Treasure House can be called the real... Martial arts version of Baidu Encyclopedia in this world!
Otherwise, how could Xu Fu create the unique "Sacred Heart Jue"?
But now, this huge treasury with countless books is no longer surnamed Xu but changed to Wu!
"Other than the treasure house?" Luo Xian asked.
The priest looked at Luo Xian blankly, "Goddess...Didn't I say that? That madman went and came back, entered the treasury, and hasn't come out yet!"
Luo Xian: "...What a martial idiot! Where are the other Tianmen warriors?"
The priest said: "Qiu did nothing wrong! That lunatic turned a blind eye to everyone, and everyone dared not stop him. They lived in peace with each other, and the well water did not interfere with the river water. After all, that lunatic was a person against the sky, and the sky was beaten. Run away... Everyone... dare not speak out!"
Luo Xian heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, "It's okay! At least we're all safe and sound, just wait until the heavens come back..."
……
In the treasure house of Tianmen, a burly figure was sitting cross-legged in the center, his eyes sparkling. Around him, more than a dozen cheat books were floating in the air, like eight planets revolving around the sun.
And he stared at the contents without blinking...
Good guy, a pair of eyes read more than a dozen cheat books at the same time, and it also has automatic page turning...
If the people of later generations have this ability, no matter how much inventory there is, and no matter how crazy the author is... they can't stand it at all!
It is really two hours to write a book and five seconds to read a book!
Wu invincible!
This is Wu Wudi who rubbed Xu Fu on the ground. He has accomplished such a feat after only dozens of years of practice!
And at this moment, he is enjoying the fruits of victory!
But if you look closely at the content you read, it is not martial arts, but all kinds of strange heresy, medicine, divination and astrology...
In fact, Wu Wudi does not need martial arts cheats at all. The martial arts handed down by his martial arts family is already strong enough, and he is even more masterful. He has compiled them into "Xuanwu True Kung Fu", which includes "Top Ten Martial Arts" such as swords, guns, swords and halberds. What other secrets do you need?
His real purpose is to find a way to lift the samurai curse!
Hundreds of years ago, Wu Wuer, the ancestor of the martial arts family, the one who created the "Wuer Sword Technique", once used the Destiny Sword to fight the great evil king Yundingtian in a decisive battle.
This decisive battle can be described as dark and dark, and in the end, although Wu Wuer killed Yun Dingtian with the power of thunder, Yun Dingtian used the peerless evil soldier of the Great Evil King to cast a blood curse on the Wu family before dying!
He cursed that the Buddhist sect and the martial arts family would never produce martial arts geniuses!
Later, the Great Evil King was sealed by the people in the Buddhist sect, but the curse left on the Wu family has always been there.
Until Wu Wudi's father's generation, his father used Xuanmen spells to change his family's fate and break most of the blood curses, thus giving birth to Wu Wudi, a peerless genius.
Wu Wudi has lived up to his father's expectations, he has reached such a state in just a few decades, and he has set the benchmark of explosive fortune with his own strength.
And his purpose is to completely break the blood curse of the Wu family. Therefore, after learning that there are many secret books and orphan books that have long been lost to the outside world in the treasure house of Tianmen, he went back and forth, went straight to the arsenal of Tianmen, and searched for the way to break the blood curse. Law……
As for so many masters belonging to Tianmen, Wu Wudi is not even interested in taking a second look!
……
Wu Wudi is studying Taoism at Tianmen, studying for a degree of warlock, but Xu Fu, the "Heaven", is now joining Mu Yingxiong and following Hao Jian to start the "The Strongest Funeral Concert on the Surface of China"!
Wherever the Sword Sect Heavenly Group went, all the sects were all moved, ranging from choking speechlessly to spitting tears...
Within a few months, the name of the Jianzong funeral group spread throughout the entire Shenzhou martial arts.
Every time we arrive at a faction, the suona sounds and the erhu pulls, and the funeral begins...
It's a sad faction crying...
Not pretending!
Because... the Shenzhou martial arts has entered the era of the Great Depression.
Because of Feng Wu's incident, Wuming went on a killing spree. Following Wu Wudi's establishment of the "Explosive Blessing Realm" benchmark, he also officially established the "Blood Ten Realm" benchmark...
The heads of the top ten sects... the entire army was wiped out!
The ten masters of martial arts... Few survivors...
Therefore, when the suona erhu came, the remnants of all sects were all sad and weeping...
On this day, just after leaving the Qingcheng School, Hao Jian couldn't help sighing when he thought of the tear-filled eyes of the new head of the Qingcheng School: "Wu Ming is really a ruthless person! The old head of the Qingcheng School died Forget it, none of the birds raised on the shoulder survived..."
Xu Fu didn't expect Wuming to have such a side!
In his impression, although Wuming was still young, he had the look of old age on his face... To be honest, it was similar to the old man whose neck was buried in loess...
Who could have imagined that such a person who seemed to lack fighting spirit would bloodbath the top ten sects in a fit of rage, so that even Xu Fu was shocked by the depression of the Shenzhou martial arts!
After living for more than 700 years, Xu Fu has never encountered the scene where the top ten sects were bloodbathed at the same time...
"As expected of my blood, this overbearing, this ruthless, that's right!"
Listening to Hao Jian's words, Mu Yingxiong straightened his neck and said, "Master, they offended my second brother so badly! It wasn't the second brother who was wrong, it was the top ten sects! If it were me, I would also mercilessly kill you Ten sects!"
Brother-in-law madman!
Hao Jian sighed: "In the past, angels and devils liked a person at the same time, but this person was hated by everyone, and he had to be killed quickly. If it was an angel, he would kill him with tears for the sake of the world... without hesitation. This person; and if it is a devil, he will not hesitate to kill all beings for her!"
Mu Yingxiong said: "Then Master, are you an angel or a devil?"
Hao Jian pondered for a while, and said, "None, I'm Xiu'er!"
Mu Yingxiong: "???"
Xu Fu: "???"
"What is Xiu'er?" The two said in unison.
Hao Jian sighed helplessly, feeling as lonely as snow...
This is the main reason why I am often out of tune with the world!
There is a language barrier...
If you say a word casually, it can be translated into Chinese!
Please, I'm a cheap saint, not a Xinhua dictionary...
After thinking for a while, Hao Jian said: "Let me tell you this, if we each choose a stage name based on our surname, don't ask me what a stage name is, it's similar to...'nickname', how would you choose it? "
"According to... surname?" Mu Yingxiong asked suspiciously, "My surname is Mu, Mu Jianhuang?"
"That's simple. Then my surname is Wei, so I'll be called...'Wei...' Well, I've racked my brains on my name..." Xu Fu thought for a while, and said helplessly.
Hao Jian shook his head and said: "Look, you are not handsome enough, so you can't be called 'Xiu'er'! For example, my surname is Hao, so I call...'Hao likes you' or 'Hao Long Time No See'! This... ...It's called 'Xiu'er', the show of the good fortune Zhong Shenxiu!"
Mu Yingxiong suddenly realized, and he said sincerely: "Sect Master, you are really beautiful!"
Damn, can you still name it like this?
The suzerain really knows how to play!
Xu Fu was a little moved, and said: "Sect Master, then... what about me? Please help me to choose such...a stage name!"
Hao Jian pondered for a moment, then slowly said: "Since my surname is Wei, I have two options! One is longer and the other is shorter. Which one do you want to hear first?"
Xu Fu said: "Short, short and sharp!"
Hao Jian said with a smile: "The surname is Wei, so it's called...'Wei Junzi', how about it?"
"Puchi...hahahahaha..." Mu Yingxiong laughed out loud, and said again and again: "This is good, this is good!"
Xu Fu glared at Mu Yingxiong, then looked at Hao Jian expectantly, "Sect Master, what about the longer one?"
Hao Jian replied: "If I have Wei in my youth, I will not feel inferior! If you use this, you can introduce yourself in the future as, 'If I have Wei in my youth, I will not feel inferior during the day'! How about it?"
Xu Fu shuddered, not knowing how to make a decision for a moment.
"Don't feel inferior during the day, but feel inferior at night!" Mu Yingxiong said.
Xu Fu: "..."
I always feel that this is not right!
"Sovereign, then...then you can help me think of one too?" Mu Yingxiong also asked with interest.
Hao Jian thought for a while, and said slowly: "Your surname is Mu, you can be called...'Mu has a name'!"
Mu Yingxiong: "...Mu has a name? Does Mu have a name? Isn't this nameless?"
"Yes, but you are taller than Wuming, because... you are his elder brother!" Hao Jian said naturally.
Xu Fu: "Hahahahahaha... Mu has a name, hahahahahaha..."
He regained his mental balance instantly.
In this way, besides talking and laughing all the way, the part-time job of Chuichuidada to send a funeral, go to a funeral to earn some money, the tour concert finally came to Wushuang City Station.
In this time and space, Wushuang City is still hanging on!
Not only has the sword master, the top swordsman, but even Dugu Fang, the lord of Wushuang City... is also a strong man in the rivers and lakes!
This is the real thing!
……
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"What... what does this mean?" Chen Feng stared blankly at the row upon row of ice sculptures, his face full of bewilderment.
Xu Fu smiled and said, "Brother, you are looking at it in the wrong way! My ice formation, you have to look at it from here! Sovereign, please move here."
Everyone followed Hao Jian step by step to where Xu Fu was, and looked from his angle, and immediately saw a different world.
Xu Fu opened his hands, embraced the entire teaching field, and said loudly: "Hello Suzerain! Suzerain, although all the seniors will say 'Hello Suzerain' like me, but my 'Hello Suzerain' is not as simple as their 'Hello Suzerain' !Please allow Baitian to introduce you the beauty of this ice array, "the suzerain is good". When you stand here and overlook the entire teaching field, you will find that every ice sculpture here is saluting swords to you, as if Say... 'Hi Suzerain'!"
"hiss……"
The sound of inhalation sounded one after another, from the Great Elder to Po Jun, everyone felt their scalps go numb, and they couldn't help but gasp...
The nearest ice sculpture... suddenly showed signs of melting!
"This kid is so terrifying!" The Great Elder couldn't help shouting in his heart, "Compared to Baitian, the old man seems to have lived on a dog for decades... Why didn't the old man think of such a coup?"
For a while, many disciples were annoyed, but they had to admire Baitian's ingenuity...
Under the faint sunlight, these ice sculptures refract each other's sunlight, and there is a kind of fantastic, magnificent and thrilling beauty, coupled with the implication of "as if saying: the suzerain is good"...
No, Hao Jian couldn't help being moved!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for being praised by Xu Fu, the lord of the Tianmen, and the reward attribute value is 1 point."
Hearing this sound, Hao Jian moved even more...
Happy!
There is actually a surprise!
It's just a happy couple!
Thinking that there was still a little attribute value left unallocated last time, this time Hao Jian had a thought, and directly gave two attribute points to aptitude and understanding...
This is called... rain and dew evenly!
Now, the aptitude has come to 15 points, while the comprehension is 16 points.
Seeing Xu Fu's earnest eyes, Hao Jian patted Xu Fu's shoulder lightly, and encouraged him: "Good job, Baitian, you have a heart."
"Sovereign, you're flattering! This...it's just Baitian's respect for you...it's nothing!" After being slapped by Hao Jian like this, Xu Fu only felt his bones lighten a few taels.
Hao Jian smiled, "In addition, I decided to bring you and Ying Xiong, and we will go to the various martial arts sects to hold the strongest funeral concert on the surface, to show the demeanor of the sword sect, and revive the declining reputation of the sword sect! Defeat, This task is very heavy, you have to practice singing a lot recently... We will start when we are almost done!"
Although Xu Fu didn't know what "The Strongest Funeral Concert on the Surface of the Earth" was, he felt it was very powerful when he heard it, and immediately said: "Don't worry, the suzerain, the only way to defeat the sky is to bow down and die!"
Why go back to Tianmen?
Is it fun for Tianmen to accompany the suzerain around?
Xu Fu felt more and more that he was right not to return to Tianmen!
As for whether Crazy Wu left or not, Xu Fu didn't care...
After all, if that lunatic Wu goes and comes back, he can kill him with his carbine...
Blow yourself up again...
No return, no return, without the strength to crush Wu Wudi, I, Wei Baitian, will never play the title of "Di Shitian" again!
It's better to follow the suzerain, let's pull the erhu and sing together!
……
The extreme north, which is further north than Jianzong, is a vast expanse of whiteness, which can be said to be covered with ice and snow, and the sky is full of wind and frost.
Jianzong is already a place of bitter cold, but compared with this place, it is still a little bit less interesting.
Wind knife snow sword, not a blade of grass grows, not a little green.
Ordinary people have no way to get here, and all those who can get here are martial arts masters!
"It's such a huge gate of heaven, but the owner of the gate doesn't want to leave... Sigh, what's the matter..." Luo Xian stood between the ice gates, looking at the ice steps extending all the way in front, feeling a little helpless.
"Mother God, have you... come back?" Luo Xian just walked into the Tianmen base, when a priest came up and asked anxiously.
Luo Xian said coldly: "Heaven's movements are permanent, you should do your job well! As for God's will, can you guess it?"
The priest froze in his heart, nodded hurriedly, "Yes."
"Where are the people against the sky?" Luo Xian asked again.
The priest said: "This madman went and came back again. I don't know where he found out the location of the Tianmen treasure house. He plunged in and hasn't come out until now..."
Luo Xian's heart was shocked, and he thought to himself: "No wonder the sky is so cautious, could it have been expected?"
The Tianmen Treasure House contains countless martial arts secrets collected by Xu Fu over the years, most of which are long-lost to the outside world. After all, in more than 700 years, so many dynasties have collapsed, and the demise of martial arts schools is simply incalculable. ...
Many of the orphaned and rare books of martial arts that have long become legends are collected here by Xu Fu!
Therefore, the Tianmen Treasure House can be called the real... Martial arts version of Baidu Encyclopedia in this world!
Otherwise, how could Xu Fu create the unique "Sacred Heart Jue"?
But now, this huge treasury with countless books is no longer surnamed Xu but changed to Wu!
"Other than the treasure house?" Luo Xian asked.
The priest looked at Luo Xian blankly, "Goddess...Didn't I say that? That madman went and came back, entered the treasury, and hasn't come out yet!"
Luo Xian: "...What a martial idiot! Where are the other Tianmen warriors?"
The priest said: "Qiu did nothing wrong! That lunatic turned a blind eye to everyone, and everyone dared not stop him. They lived in peace with each other, and the well water did not interfere with the river water. After all, that lunatic was a person against the sky, and the sky was beaten. Run away... Everyone... dare not speak out!"
Luo Xian heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, "It's okay! At least we're all safe and sound, just wait until the heavens come back..."
……
In the treasure house of Tianmen, a burly figure was sitting cross-legged in the center, his eyes sparkling. Around him, more than a dozen cheat books were floating in the air, like eight planets revolving around the sun.
And he stared at the contents without blinking...
Good guy, a pair of eyes read more than a dozen cheat books at the same time, and it also has automatic page turning...
If the people of later generations have this ability, no matter how much inventory there is, and no matter how crazy the author is... they can't stand it at all!
It is really two hours to write a book and five seconds to read a book!
Wu invincible!
This is Wu Wudi who rubbed Xu Fu on the ground. He has accomplished such a feat after only dozens of years of practice!
And at this moment, he is enjoying the fruits of victory!
But if you look closely at the content you read, it is not martial arts, but all kinds of strange heresy, medicine, divination and astrology...
In fact, Wu Wudi does not need martial arts cheats at all. The martial arts handed down by his martial arts family is already strong enough, and he is even more masterful. He has compiled them into "Xuanwu True Kung Fu", which includes "Top Ten Martial Arts" such as swords, guns, swords and halberds. What other secrets do you need?
His real purpose is to find a way to lift the samurai curse!
Hundreds of years ago, Wu Wuer, the ancestor of the martial arts family, the one who created the "Wuer Sword Technique", once used the Destiny Sword to fight the great evil king Yundingtian in a decisive battle.
This decisive battle can be described as dark and dark, and in the end, although Wu Wuer killed Yun Dingtian with the power of thunder, Yun Dingtian used the peerless evil soldier of the Great Evil King to cast a blood curse on the Wu family before dying!
He cursed that the Buddhist sect and the martial arts family would never produce martial arts geniuses!
Later, the Great Evil King was sealed by the people in the Buddhist sect, but the curse left on the Wu family has always been there.
Until Wu Wudi's father's generation, his father used Xuanmen spells to change his family's fate and break most of the blood curses, thus giving birth to Wu Wudi, a peerless genius.
Wu Wudi has lived up to his father's expectations, he has reached such a state in just a few decades, and he has set the benchmark of explosive fortune with his own strength.
And his purpose is to completely break the blood curse of the Wu family. Therefore, after learning that there are many secret books and orphan books that have long been lost to the outside world in the treasure house of Tianmen, he went back and forth, went straight to the arsenal of Tianmen, and searched for the way to break the blood curse. Law……
As for so many masters belonging to Tianmen, Wu Wudi is not even interested in taking a second look!
……
Wu Wudi is studying Taoism at Tianmen, studying for a degree of warlock, but Xu Fu, the "Heaven", is now joining Mu Yingxiong and following Hao Jian to start the "The Strongest Funeral Concert on the Surface of China"!
Wherever the Sword Sect Heavenly Group went, all the sects were all moved, ranging from choking speechlessly to spitting tears...
Within a few months, the name of the Jianzong funeral group spread throughout the entire Shenzhou martial arts.
Every time we arrive at a faction, the suona sounds and the erhu pulls, and the funeral begins...
It's a sad faction crying...
Not pretending!
Because... the Shenzhou martial arts has entered the era of the Great Depression.
Because of Feng Wu's incident, Wuming went on a killing spree. Following Wu Wudi's establishment of the "Explosive Blessing Realm" benchmark, he also officially established the "Blood Ten Realm" benchmark...
The heads of the top ten sects... the entire army was wiped out!
The ten masters of martial arts... Few survivors...
Therefore, when the suona erhu came, the remnants of all sects were all sad and weeping...
On this day, just after leaving the Qingcheng School, Hao Jian couldn't help sighing when he thought of the tear-filled eyes of the new head of the Qingcheng School: "Wu Ming is really a ruthless person! The old head of the Qingcheng School died Forget it, none of the birds raised on the shoulder survived..."
Xu Fu didn't expect Wuming to have such a side!
In his impression, although Wuming was still young, he had the look of old age on his face... To be honest, it was similar to the old man whose neck was buried in loess...
Who could have imagined that such a person who seemed to lack fighting spirit would bloodbath the top ten sects in a fit of rage, so that even Xu Fu was shocked by the depression of the Shenzhou martial arts!
After living for more than 700 years, Xu Fu has never encountered the scene where the top ten sects were bloodbathed at the same time...
"As expected of my blood, this overbearing, this ruthless, that's right!"
Listening to Hao Jian's words, Mu Yingxiong straightened his neck and said, "Master, they offended my second brother so badly! It wasn't the second brother who was wrong, it was the top ten sects! If it were me, I would also mercilessly kill you Ten sects!"
Brother-in-law madman!
Hao Jian sighed: "In the past, angels and devils liked a person at the same time, but this person was hated by everyone, and he had to be killed quickly. If it was an angel, he would kill him with tears for the sake of the world... without hesitation. This person; and if it is a devil, he will not hesitate to kill all beings for her!"
Mu Yingxiong said: "Then Master, are you an angel or a devil?"
Hao Jian pondered for a while, and said, "None, I'm Xiu'er!"
Mu Yingxiong: "???"
Xu Fu: "???"
"What is Xiu'er?" The two said in unison.
Hao Jian sighed helplessly, feeling as lonely as snow...
This is the main reason why I am often out of tune with the world!
There is a language barrier...
If you say a word casually, it can be translated into Chinese!
Please, I'm a cheap saint, not a Xinhua dictionary...
After thinking for a while, Hao Jian said: "Let me tell you this, if we each choose a stage name based on our surname, don't ask me what a stage name is, it's similar to...'nickname', how would you choose it? "
"According to... surname?" Mu Yingxiong asked suspiciously, "My surname is Mu, Mu Jianhuang?"
"That's simple. Then my surname is Wei, so I'll be called...'Wei...' Well, I've racked my brains on my name..." Xu Fu thought for a while, and said helplessly.
Hao Jian shook his head and said: "Look, you are not handsome enough, so you can't be called 'Xiu'er'! For example, my surname is Hao, so I call...'Hao likes you' or 'Hao Long Time No See'! This... ...It's called 'Xiu'er', the show of the good fortune Zhong Shenxiu!"
Mu Yingxiong suddenly realized, and he said sincerely: "Sect Master, you are really beautiful!"
Damn, can you still name it like this?
The suzerain really knows how to play!
Xu Fu was a little moved, and said: "Sect Master, then... what about me? Please help me to choose such...a stage name!"
Hao Jian pondered for a moment, then slowly said: "Since my surname is Wei, I have two options! One is longer and the other is shorter. Which one do you want to hear first?"
Xu Fu said: "Short, short and sharp!"
Hao Jian said with a smile: "The surname is Wei, so it's called...'Wei Junzi', how about it?"
"Puchi...hahahahaha..." Mu Yingxiong laughed out loud, and said again and again: "This is good, this is good!"
Xu Fu glared at Mu Yingxiong, then looked at Hao Jian expectantly, "Sect Master, what about the longer one?"
Hao Jian replied: "If I have Wei in my youth, I will not feel inferior! If you use this, you can introduce yourself in the future as, 'If I have Wei in my youth, I will not feel inferior during the day'! How about it?"
Xu Fu shuddered, not knowing how to make a decision for a moment.
"Don't feel inferior during the day, but feel inferior at night!" Mu Yingxiong said.
Xu Fu: "..."
I always feel that this is not right!
"Sovereign, then...then you can help me think of one too?" Mu Yingxiong also asked with interest.
Hao Jian thought for a while, and said slowly: "Your surname is Mu, you can be called...'Mu has a name'!"
Mu Yingxiong: "...Mu has a name? Does Mu have a name? Isn't this nameless?"
"Yes, but you are taller than Wuming, because... you are his elder brother!" Hao Jian said naturally.
Xu Fu: "Hahahahahaha... Mu has a name, hahahahahaha..."
He regained his mental balance instantly.
In this way, besides talking and laughing all the way, the part-time job of Chuichuidada to send a funeral, go to a funeral to earn some money, the tour concert finally came to Wushuang City Station.
In this time and space, Wushuang City is still hanging on!
Not only has the sword master, the top swordsman, but even Dugu Fang, the lord of Wushuang City... is also a strong man in the rivers and lakes!
This is the real thing!
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