Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 90 Thinking about the title here is like opening the food delivery software for half an hour and not knowing which one to order

"Our loyal and brave warriors of the Sprite Legion!"

Standing on the stone platform in front of all the ninjas under the command of sprites, Gintoki had a serious expression on his face, holding a wooden knife and doing pre-war mobilization very seriously.

"Most of the ninjas in the ninja world have been defeated by our ghost army's stand-in army and disappeared under the army's cavalry! Look! The flames reflected in the night sky in the distance are the proof of the justice of our monster army! The remaining military forces of the five major countries that have suffered heavy losses are nothing more than shells! To put it bluntly, they are rubbish!"

(Note: Gintoki’s remarks are a spoof of the last speech delivered by Kilen Zabi, who refused to reconcile his patricide before the first battle of A Bawaku, to the remaining soldiers assembled here.)
As soon as Yinshi's voice fell, the ninjas under the command of the sprites began to wave their flags and shout in response!The sound resounded for a long time!
As for the newly arrived Kushina and the others who were standing behind a group of ninjas who raised their hands and cheered, they were all silent when they saw this scene, their faces were expressionless, and they didn't say a word.

At this time, it was the agreed meeting time, and Kushina's team's investigation task had been completed, but when they arrived at the meeting place, they found that Gintoki and others were not there.

After searching for a while, I saw the message left by Kakashi. Kushina, Shisui, and Lin who followed the message saw this scene that they didn't know how to complain when they arrived here.

Encouraged by Yinshi, who seemed to be a high-level person in front of the stage, all the ninjas were in high spirits, screaming strangely, and the two real high-level people behind Yinshi on the stage couldn't stop nodding.

"Our purpose is to make those bastards from the five major countries go and never return! We want the whole world to be ruled by our sprite army! Rise up, comrades!"

As soon as Yinshi's voice fell, the voices of the ninjas gathered in the audience rose again, and it didn't stop for a long time!

In the audience, Obito, who was closest to Gintoki, had been completely taken in, and he couldn't stop crying while clenching his fists.

"Let those bastards from the Five Great Nations go and never return!"

With Obito taking the lead, these sprites' subordinates also joined in vigorously one by one.

Looking at the enemy with soaring fighting spirit, Kushina finally couldn't help but asked Kakashi who was walking towards him.

"Then what...Kakashi, this...what is going on?"

Looking at Kushina whose eyes were twitching, Kakashi sighed tiredly, and then pulled a few people to the corner to tell everything.

It turned out that after they separated, Kakashi, Gintoki, and Obito quickly found out the location of the Terracotta Army Arsenal, but after sneaking in, they discovered that the so-called Arsenal does not rely on human production.

To be precise, the so-called arsenal is actually two big pits, from which a batch of terracotta warriors emerge every once in a while.

And all of this is remotely controlled by the so-called monsters, there is no possibility of blowing up or stopping them, except to kill the monsters behind the scenes.

Originally, I wanted to go back and wait for Kushina and the others to complete the task and join together to go to the kingdom of ghosts to find Gintoki and the others. Suddenly, they ran into enemy ninjas who were gathering...

……

"...Then what you see is like this. According to the information I found, this army will go to the kingdom of ghosts to join the big army of sprites in a while."

After Kakashi finished speaking, Kushina finally understood, nodded and analyzed: "In other words, Gintoki sneaked into the enemy's army and gained trust, and we can follow this ninja army to find The exact location of the sprite..."

Kakashi rested his forehead and sighed: "Judging from that idiot's performance, that idiot brother really made such a plan. You guys put away your forehead protectors, and I will take you to change clothes."

Looking at Yin Shi, who was being sought after by all the enemy ninjas on the stage, he took off the forehead guard and put away Shisui and expressed his admiration in his heart.

"As expected of Shiriyasha Gintoki senior..."

Kakashi:  …

……

On the stage, the two real high-level enemy soldiers standing behind Yinshi were also full of blood and passionate expressions because of Yinshi's words just now.

"Well said! Newcomer!"

The white-haired middle-aged man took a step forward, and while patting Yinshi's shoulder, he burst into tears.

The black-haired middle-aged man also took a step forward, and nodded in satisfaction as he looked at the group of ninjas shouting endlessly: "From today onwards, you are the captain of this group of ninjas. I'll do it for you too."

"No, no, my lords. I deserve it. Just give me a dessert shop and a strawberry milk factory after ruling the world."

"Hahaha!" The black-haired middle-aged man also laughed and patted Yinshi's shoulder vigorously, and then gestured to the white-haired man beside him, "Give him one of the things that Lord Sprite gave him."

The white-haired man nodded after receiving the gesture from the black-haired man's eyes, and then stretched out his white arm for two days, and then, Gintoki found that several centipede-like insects suddenly emerged from the white-haired man's arm!

"This is also a gift from Master Sparrow."

Looking at those bugs that crawled around and made piercing noises from time to time, Yinshi's IQ went online in an instant, and he quickly waved his hand to refuse.

"No, no, no, no, I really deserve Yinsang!"

"You don't need to refuse, this is what you deserve." The black-haired man shook his head and smiled.

"No, no, I really don't need it! And Yinsang, I already have bugs!"

"Huh? Already have it?" The white-haired man was puzzled.

"Really! There is already a huge bug, my lord!"

As he spoke, Gintoki stretched out his hand and began to untie his belt, but just halfway through it, he was stopped by a flying kick from Kakashi who led Kushina and others who had already changed their clothes and came to witness everything. .

……

Yin Shi, who was kneeling on the ground while clutching his crotch, raised his head tremblingly, looking at the white-haired man in front of him with cold sweat.

"My lord...how about you give me one, the villain's original one... seems to have a little problem... no...one may not work, give me a few more...you know my original one is very muscular…"

White-haired man: ...

Black-haired man: ...

"My lord, should we set off?"

Kakashi from Acting Online asked the black-haired man.

The black-haired man pondered for a moment: "Well, that's right. Lord Sprite is waiting for everyone now. Once we meet up, it's time for us to launch a general attack on the witches of the ghost country!"

"This is the road map," the white-haired man threw a scroll at Kakashi, and turned around at the same time as the black-haired man, "Hurry up, let's go ahead and report to Master Sprite."

Looking at the white-haired man who turned around without the slightest bit of nostalgia, Yin Shi, who was kneeling on the ground clutching his crotch, suddenly became anxious.

"One...one is fine too! My lord! Please my lord! My lord! My lord——!"

Probably because he was a little impatient when he was shouted at by Yin Shi, the white-haired man casually threw a black bug behind him, and then quickly left without looking at it...

(End of this chapter)