Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 83 Some things are happier if you pretend you don't know them! (Totally wrong!)
Konoha Fifty... I don't know how many years, anyway, it is the year when Naruto turns two years old, at the end of summer.

Konoha, who had been peaceful for a long time, suddenly announced that he had entered a tense wartime state because of something, and the ninjas were also sent out by high-level officials in batches.

Similar to Konoha, the other four countries... no, the countries with ninjas have all entered a tense wartime state, just like the Fourth Ninja World War is about to happen.

The five major countries, as well as the alliance of small countries led by the Land of Rain, are actively preparing and constantly dispatching ninja forces to a certain place.

Konoha, a small steel ball shop on the corner of Sanchome Street.

Three months ago, since the opening day of this small steel ball shop, a certain silver curly hair has become a regular customer here.

No matter it is windy or rainy, you can always see a silver curly hair sitting next to the machine with dead fish eyes staring at it.

"Oh--!!"

Looking at the electronic screen in front of him, Yinshi's face burst out with a rare excitement that he was about to break through the sky.

The congratulatory sound of the machine sounded, it was a big prize!

"I hit it! I finally hit it!"

Seeing the small steel balls pouring out from the bottom of the machine, Yinshi was so excited that he couldn't restrain it, but before he started to formally plan how to spend the money he won today, he suddenly disappeared in place.

When he came back to his senses, looking at Minato who was sitting in front of the desk and had just put down his hand with a serious expression, Yinshi's forehead gradually darkened.

And Minato, who brought Gintoki here using the upgraded Flying Raijin Jutsu, looked at Gintoki, Kakashi, Obito, Shisui, and Lin in front of him, and finally spoke.

"Silver time, there is an urgent task that cannot be delayed and requires your strength."

"I know." Yin Shi nodded deeply.

"As expected of Yinshi, I knew you must have noticed it. If this is the case, I will make a long story short, but it is actually..."

Before Minato could finish speaking, Gintoki turned around and opened the door of the Hokage Room, speaking in his own way.

"Today's labor and management's luck is so good that it explodes! Yinsang is not a stingy person, after winning money, I will take you to the Let's party, Master Hokage!"

Saying that, Yinshi stopped, turned around and gave a thumbs up, "Also, don't worry, women who are in the way will never know!"

Looking at Gintoki's righteous face, Minato just wanted to say something, but suddenly closed his mouth.

At the same time, Gintoki suddenly felt that there seemed to be some strange arrogance behind him rising little by little, and finally reached a certain limit.

"Yinshi? Who do you say is a woman who is in the way?"

Hearing such a voice behind him, Yin Chi acted as if nothing had happened, scratched his messy hair like a bird's nest, shook his head and sighed.

"Ahh~ It's really troublesome, don't you know that pretending not to know about some things is the basis for maintaining family harmony? The newcomers in the husband's unit are always young and beautiful young juniors who let the husband guide him alone after work. It’s a young woman who lives alone and asks her husband to help her at home, and only by ignoring this kind of thing can the family on the verge of being broken be kept intact and harmonious, Miss Jupiter.”

"It's Kushina!"

Kushina gritted her teeth and whispered, her clenched fists were crackling, and her expression with her head lowered, which was hard to be seen, was getting worse and worse.

Looking at Jiu Xinnai, who has long red hair and moves automatically without wind, and his eyes are flickering red like a beast is about to stare at him, Minato's sense of crisis is instantly full.

"Wait! Kushina! Gintoki didn't mean that! Please believe me! And now that the situation is urgent, we should..."

Looking at Minato, who was covered in sweat, and Kakashi and the others beside him, Kushina, who could tell the difference between public and private, finally decided to spare Minato for the time being and wait until the mission was over before pressing him further.

"Yosie, congratulations on learning how an aging housewife can keep a crumbling home afloat."

Yinshi applauded Kushina at the right time to congratulate him.

In an instant, the anger that had just been suppressed by Jiu Xinnai suddenly came up again, and the red well characters on the gloomy forehead appeared one after another.

Looking at Kushina who was gnashing her teeth and with veins on her forehead, Minato, who knew that today would be worse if she didn't say a few good words, finally gave in.

"Yinshi, I'm sorry, I pulled you here without saying hello to you first, so what..."

Minato smiled and said in a small voice, and then clasped his hands together and sent Yinshi a begging look for help.

Gintoki, who received Minato's help-seeking sight, was also a large number of adults, and he came to Kushina's ear and whispered in a girlfriend's tone.

"Well, calm down Mitsuko, didn't I remind you when I got married? Men are such creatures, and there is nothing they can do if they can't control their hearts. Controlling their wages is enough!"

Looking at Kushina, whose inexplicable arrogance was getting higher and higher, Minato suddenly felt that it was a mistake when he asked Gin for help.

And at this time, Lao Ermi... No, Lao Er... No, in short, the very shrewd third generation stood up with a dry pipe in his mouth and his hands behind his back.

"The elderly will feel weak if they don't exercise a little every day. Minato, I'll go out and do some exercise, and I'll leave the rest to you."

Looking at the third generation who left smilingly with his hands behind his back, Kakashi and Obito, who had officially reached the end of puberty, also noticed something in due course.

But because the water gate didn't open, he didn't dare to sneak away for the time being.

"Minato, didn't you say that some details of the mission need to be told to me alone?"

Looking at Kushina who raised her head and smiled with her eyes bent and her sugar content exploded, Minato thumped in her heart. Although she wanted to argue that she hadn't said that, but because of Kushina's expression, she could only acquiesce.

"Okay, everyone go out first, let me listen carefully to Hokage-sama's mission instructions."

Looking at Kushina who drove people away with a smile on her face, Minato also knew that she would not be able to pass this hurdle today!

Yinshi, oh Yinshi, you are ruthless!
……

Outside Hokage, Sandai, Gintoki, Kakashi, Obito, Rin, and Shisui stood in a row leaning against the wall, waiting for the private conversation in the room to end.

It may be because of some kind of enchantment placed by Kushinabu, the voice of the conversation did not come out at all, but for some reason, the building could be felt to vibrate from time to time.

Also because of the occasional earthquakes, a layer of limestone fell on Yinshi and the others.

"Hey, aren't you going too far?" Kakashi, who is dead fish-eyed, looked at the elder brother Ginshi, who was digging his nostrils with his little finger and was careless. "Isn't it just that Hokage-sama didn't notify you in advance to pull you over?"

(End of this chapter)