Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 8 It is clear at a glance who is ahead and who is behind because of internal and external troubles! (Newcomers and new books ask for support~)
"Then question two, please use kana pronunciation to translate the following words."

As he said that, Gui once again posted a big-character poster on the blackboard, with the name of Sanjiaoyu Hanzo on the big-character poster.

This time, after learning the lesson from the previous question, Yahiko followed Gui's train of thought to answer the question.

If the opponent's troops are full of wine bags and rice bags, then the enemy's general should explain it more ruthlessly!
After writing down all the cursing words he could think of, Yahiko firmly believed that he would definitely get the answer right this time!
but……

Looking at the correct answer announced by Gui: Cheapskate/Why are you still dying? / When will you die?Yahiko was also silent again.

"Who can understand this!!"

"Unfortunately, it seems that no one answered the second question correctly? Then, now come the third question, to give those who have not answered one question correctly a last chance."

"Damn it...!!" Yahiko also clenched his fists and gritted his teeth. He didn't even answer a single question correctly!
"Ask, how many noses does Jackie Chan have? This question is quite difficult, so I will give you some more time to think about it, and I will give you an hour to think about it carefully."

Who is Jackie Chan? !

Yahiko has completely collapsed, so this is a name, right?Is it a person's name?If it is a person's name, it means that the other party is a human being. Generally, human beings have only one nose, but...but if it is so simple, the teacher will not set aside an hour for it. Is there any hidden information in this question?

Under the serious thinking of Yahiko frowning, an hour passed quickly.

"Now announce the answer, the number of Jackie Chan's nose is... one!"

Click!

The pen in Yahiko's hand was broken by it, and the answer 〇 finally came out after revising on the answering board also revealed something.

"Looks like only two people passed the first test. Yahiko, let's work hard for the next practical test."

"Teacher, is it too late to quit school now?"

Yahiko raised his hand expressionlessly and asked.

……

"Listen, no matter what method you want to use to change this sad country, you have no chance if you don't overthrow the current regime. This country has always been facing internal and external troubles. Solve internal troubles and then foreign troubles. Although there are examples in history of transferring internal conflicts to external conflicts to save the country, it is not suitable for this country.”

Listening to Katsura's long speech, Yahiko thought for a while, then raised his hand and asked, "Does that mean that to change this country, one must confront Hanzo? But what I want is to unite all the ninjas in this country and use dialogue to stop the war..."

Gui also nodded, and said: "Well, Yahiko, your idea is very good, but it doesn't apply to this country. I know Hanzo's character very well. He is very wary of domestic armed organizations other than himself. I'm afraid that others will affect his status!

Moreover, the confrontation I am talking about is only in terms of ideas, and it is not necessarily necessary to fight with the other party.It's like my second practice exam for you guys!You can use other methods to seize power step by step and change this country from top to bottom!
Afterwards, relying on the power and voice of an entire country, I will work hard to change this ninja world where wars continue.This is my suggestion to you, of course you can also do it according to your ideas, but in reality, this is the path with the greatest possibility of success. "

"Change this country from top to bottom..." Yahiko murmured and repeated Gui's words just now, and a new path was suddenly paved in his mind.

Seek like-minded companions, fight for power in this country without bloodshed, change this country from top to bottom, and then affect the entire ninja world...

"Okay, it's time to announce the subject of the second practical exam. The content of the exam I assigned to you is—"

As he said that, Gui once again pasted a big-character poster on the blackboard: "That's right! This is the practice of your first anti-barbarian activity! At dawn tomorrow, you will sneak into Hanzo's residence and carry out a sneak attack. I got this." I have firmly memorized the structural diagram of Hanzo's residence!"

"Wait! This is too fast... No, it's too radical! Didn't you just say that you can seize power without bloodshed? By the way, where did you get the house structure diagram!"

"Don't get excited, Yahiko, I haven't finished the task yet. The specific content of the task is, after entering Hanzo's residence, do you see it? There are still these two positions. Entering these three positions will..."

Looking at the three locations on the topographic map that Gui pointed at, Yahiko couldn't help swallowing his saliva. This time the practical exam...is for real!

"...The toilet paper rolls are placed upside down like this!"

"Why!!" Yahiko had completely collapsed, holding his head and shouting frantically, "Why is it just toilet paper! By the way, why is the toilet paper turned upside down! I don't understand it at all!"

"No..." Nagato pinched his chin and began to analyze seriously at this time, "Look carefully, Yahiko. In this way, they will not be able to tear the toilet paper easily! The teacher said before that the key is to attack the heart. Doing this kind of thing will definitely make the other party restless and even show their flaws when they go to the bathroom!"

"So that's how it is..." Yahiko's eyes widened, but then he complained again: "...Damn! Why do you have to hold on to the toilet paper after sneaking in! By the way, he took off his pants when he went to the toilet It has already revealed its flaws from the moment it started!"

"It's a good thing you found out, Yahiko. You are indeed my favorite fighter against barbarians!"

"Ahhhhh! Let me die!"

……

"Due to some reasons, the practical exam is temporarily on hold, and we will go directly to the third exam, actual combat!"

"Yoxi! I've been waiting for it for a long time!"

Hearing Gui's announcement on the podium, Yahiko couldn't wait, clenched his fists, and his face was full of excitement.

Xiao Nan raised his hand and asked: "Can I ask what is the reason for some reason?"

"Well, that's a good question, because I just remembered that Hanzo actually replaced all the toilets with fully automatic warm water toilets, so now they don't use toilet paper!"

Looking at Gui who announced the news with seriousness on his face, the three little devils also fell silent at the same moment.

……

Rainy day, outdoors.

Seeing the three "cubs" who had obviously grown a lot taller and matured a lot, Gui's eyes gradually softened.

"Congratulations, you have graduated."

Hearing the sound, the three Nagato who supported each other and stood opposite Gui also burst into tears at the same time... that's impossible.

"Graduation size!" Yahiko, who was covered in black hair, pointed his fingers puffed up, "What is that silver ball rolling over that will explode? Is that ninjutsu?! It's too foul! We Haven't made a move yet!"

That's right, after the so-called sparring officially started just now, the three little guys were ready to go, but before they had time to make a move, a small silver metal ball rolled towards the feet of the three of them at the same time.

And then... the battle was declared over.

"Oh, you said this," Gui said, pulling out a small metal ball from his arms, "This is a time bomb."

"So... why is it a bomb! Is that also considered an exam?!"

"Forget what I taught you? For something that cannot be lost, even dirty means will be used!"

"Shut up!" Yahiko was really pissed off, and had the urge to part ways with the other party right now.

"And..." Gui's expression softened again, "Actually, there is no need for this kind of exam to prove your growth, because I have seen all your growth in the past three years."

For a moment, the three of Yahiko's eyes widened, and they looked at Gui showing such a rare expression in disbelief. Immediately afterwards, the three of them also felt that their eye sockets were a little moist.

Even a teacher whose head is offline most of the time, still has learned a lot, which is probably enough for this lifetime.

"Yahiko, your dream is really far away for you now, so I will cheer for you. Nagato, don't forget what I told you, I always believe in you. Xiaonan, girls generally You are more careful, so you have to take care of these two careless men."

"What, it's so sensational, teacher, you are not suitable for sensationalism at all."

Yahiko turned his face away, even though his lips began to tremble slightly, he was still trying to be brave, every bit of the three years with Gui kept flashing in his mind.

"So, the last question, Yahiko, what do you think the so-called regime is?"

"strength?"

"wrong."

"Knowledge?"

"That's not right! Listen carefully to Yahiko, the foundation of the so-called political power is actually the people at the bottom! Don't forget the saying that water can carry a boat, but it can also capsize it! Finally, goodbye by fate!"

After finishing speaking, Gui turned around gracefully, and Elizabeth also held up the white wooden sign [Goodbye QAQ...] with tears in her eyes, then turned and followed Gui.

Looking at the back of Gui Li, Yahiko also had a sore nose, and then turned around and said in a trembling voice: "Nagato, Xiaonan, let's go."

Seeing Yahiko who couldn't hold back his tears after saying this sentence, Xiaonan also sighed softly and complained: "Obviously you are the one who quarrels with the teacher the most..."

"Whispering! I don't feel...reluctant... woo woo woo..."

Seeing Yahiko who was crying like rain and tears streaming down his cheeks, Nagato and Konan also looked at each other and smiled helplessly, and then you comforted Yahiko word by word.

Of course, what a few people don't know is that there is another person who actually cries more fiercely than Yahiko, that is... Gui, who is hugging Elizabeth and begging for comfort, his big watery eyes are full of tears, and he is sobbing non-stop.

And Elizabeth kept using her hands to comfort the teacher who was clearly reluctant but insisted on putting on a relaxed expression in front of the students...

(End of this chapter)