Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 59 Girls Are All Vulnerable Groups!
At the same time, the Country of Rain, Yuyin Village.

The highest administrative center of the Land of Rain on the upper floor of the tower.

Yahiko, who had just returned to the office and sat down at the desk, was feeling exhausted after several months of negotiations with the representative of Sahikari had come to an end.

Looking at the high pile of documents on the table waiting for his own inspection and approval, Yahiko also felt a bit of regret in his heart.

How could I be so cheap in the first place?
A little kid, you stand up and change the country's oath?Isn't it nice to find a beautiful girl to hide and live a life of kindness and love?
dong dong!

Hearing the knock on the door, Yahiko also threw out the wild thoughts in his mind and sat upright.

"Enter."

squeak-

"Yahiko, I heard that in the cooperation agreement with Sand Yin, there is one item that will give them a [-]% discount on the automatic warm water toilet in the land of rain within three years?"

Looking at Xiaonan who opened the door and asked directly, Yahiko nodded: "Well, this is also in consideration of showing the sincerity of our rain country to this cooperation."

Hearing this, Xiao Nan, the Minister of Finance of the Land of Rain, who knew that this happened and that the document had been signed and could not go back on his word, bent his eyes and showed a sweet smile.

"Yahiko, after sitting in the meeting room for so many days, you must also want to do some activities?"

Hearing this, Yahiko finally came to his senses, and his heart skipped a beat, wondering if this Xiaonan was going to come to Xingshi to question him?
Looking at Yahiko who had rejection written all over his face, Xiao Nan also smiled and waved his hands, taking the first step to speak without giving the other party a chance to refuse.

"Don't think too much, it's just a little exercise for you to have a long-lost discussion. Physical skills, only physical skills."

Only then did Yahiko breathe a sigh of relief.Of course, it was just a little bit of relief, Yahiko still felt a little uneasy in his heart.

After all, Xiaonan used to be in the high-level of the Xiao organization, and that is the well-known snake and scorpion... cough cough, the most poisonous woman... no, she does things without choice... cough cough!
In short, you can't be careless!
"Xiao Nan, you can't use knives!"

……

There is an indoor training room about the size of a basketball court.Before the sparring started, Xiaonan and Yahiko who were standing in the center of the training room also nodded politely to each other.

"Then, go..."

Standing aside, Nagato raised his arms high, and was about to announce the start of the sparring, but was suddenly interrupted by a jingle.

Looking at Kunai who accidentally slipped from Xiaonan's wide cuff and fell to the ground, Yahiko who fell into silence blinked his eyes several times.

According to Yahiko's years of experience, it is not difficult to see from the color of this kunai that the blade is definitely coated with poison!
"Then what..."

"I'm a ninja, right?"

Xiao Nan, who was not at all panicked, took it for granted, and continued: "Isn't it normal to carry one or two poisoned kunai on your body? Wait, you don't suspect that I will use it against you, do you? How is it possible, I have said that it is just a sparring without knives, how could I do this kind of thing?"

"Uh……"

After thinking about it, it really made sense, and Yahiko, who couldn't see any lying intention from the other party's face, finally accepted the statement and nodded.

"Alright then, Nagato, let's start the trouble again."

"Get ready, open..."

Wow -!Bang!Ping!pong!Boom!

Looking at the pile of kunai, short knives, daggers, detonating charms, smoke bombs, gas bombs, pepper spray, long whips and other cutting tools that fell from the other party on the ground, Yahiko blinked again.

"This…"

"What's wrong?" Nan asked.

"Then what... is this too much? Even if you want to go to the battlefield, it is impossible to prepare so many knives on your body? And at least half of them are poisoned?"

Because of Yahiko's mother-in-law, Xiao Nan also showed some impatience, and scolded.

"It's so long-winded! Where did you come from? Hurry up and give me enough! Don't you know? I'm still a weak woman besides being a ninja!
Teacher Gui said that women are vulnerable groups and must protect themselves!So is it a problem for me to prepare an extra weapon to prevent perverts and men with unruly intentions?Is there a problem with it? ! "

The speechless Yahiko who was once again slapped by Xiao Nan already retreated, but before he could speak, Xiao Nan took the lead again.

"Nagato, hurry up and start calling!"

Nagato, who was brought back to his senses by Xiaonan's call, also raised his arms high again, and said:
"open…"

clang!Crash!

Looking at the sledgehammer and chain that fell from Xiaonan's body, Yahiko also knew that if he didn't run away, he would be a stick!
"Yahiko, actually the roof of the ninja school is leaking, and I can only fix it with a hammer myself due to the lack of manpower. And the chain is actually just a tool I use to fix the roof..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiaonan found that Yahiko had already turned around and strode away.

"Xiao Nan, I suddenly remembered that there are still some very urgent documents that have not been approved. Let's wait until the next time you have time!"

Xiaonan frowned, and all the murderous aura that had been hidden all along burst out.

"Don't try to run—!"

……

Outside the tower, a hidden corner with no one there.

Yahiko, who was hiding in the corner, poked his head out cautiously while holding his breath, and watched secretly.

When I saw Xiao Nan, who was gnashing his teeth fiercely and carrying a big hammer and iron chain, searching in the opposite direction aggressively, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that he finally escaped a disaster!

Yahiko, who was leaning against the wall, let out a long sigh of relief with his right hand pressed against his chest. After all, it would be really bad if Xiaonan caught him.

"Really, why did Xiao Nan learn so thoroughly Mr. Gui's phrase "for something that cannot be lost, even if it is by any means"?Obviously she was much cuter before..."

Yahiko muttered softly.

"Isn't it cute now?"

Hearing the sound, Yahiko clasped his hands, closed his eyes and nodded in agreement: "Yeah, that's right! Because it's too fierce, it's not cute at all! It doesn't get any cute points at all! Rather, it becomes more and more cute. The less you look like a girl!"

As soon as the words fell, Yahiko suddenly felt that something was wrong, and at the same time his face changed suddenly, he turned his head away mechanically.

When he saw Konan who was bending his eyes and smiling extremely sweetly but could feel any smile, Yahiko's face was instantly covered with sweat, and sweat poured down like rain!
Got it!

At this moment, Yahiko knew very well what a cruel encounter he was about to face next!

Looking at Nagato standing aside, looking at the sky and the earth but not looking at himself, Yahiko also understood something instantly.

The devil was attracted by this traitor!
"Nagato...!"

"I heard that there is a new noodle restaurant opened in the village, so let's go eat a bowl of soba noodles while I don't have a job right now. You two can learn from each other slowly, see you later!"

After all, Nagato, who ignored Yahiko, waved his head and left without looking back. After all, if he stayed here, he might be accidentally injured by Konan who had lost his mind!
And I heard that the widowed owner of the soba has some stories, and I...

I actually like listening to stories.

……

(End of this chapter)