Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 48 Being discovered by my mother is also an inevitable stage of youth!

Time, mid-September.

The location, in front of the bookshelf of a bookstore in Konoha.

Squatting on the ground, Jiraiya picked up a photobook from the bookshelf, and he wanted to use this kind of thing to comfort his wounded heart a little bit, but he never thought...

This is not the latest issue, but the previous photobook that I have read a long time ago!How can this be tolerated for an LSP?So he yelled immediately.

"Hey! Boss! Where did the new issue go? Is it sold out?"

Of course, there is also a reason for Jiraiya's unhappiness, that is, Dai Shemaru even avenged his kindness and asked him to be his wife's guard before his child was born!
If he doesn't do it, he will break up with him, and even said that he will kill himself at all costs!And when he said this, he was serious!
Knowing that Oishemaru was not joking, Jilai, who also felt a little bit guilty, finally compromised.

So far, he has been in the village for three full months!He also secretly worked as the guard of Miss Fuzi for three full months!
And you can't be lazy, once you are caught lazy, Dai Shewan will play with his life!
In the past three months, I have not had any freedom at all. Therefore, I have not done such important work as collecting materials for three months, and I can only rely on this kind of thing for comfort.

But... the latest issue is sold out?
Who can bear this?

"Sorry, Master Jiraiya, that kid over there is holding the last copy."

"Ok?"

Hearing what the shop owner said, Zilai also looked in the direction the shop owner pointed, and saw a somewhat familiar silver-haired natural curly man standing beside him, and in his hand was this month's photo album special issue!

At the same time, Yinshi also noticed something, blinked his dead fish eyes and looked down at the white-haired uncle who was squatting aside and staring at the magazine in his hand.

……

"It's too early for you brat to watch this kind of thing! It's not good for your physical and mental health! Do you know the three forbidden ninjas? In short, the pure system over there is more suitable for you! Start with that! You start with that a little bit Just grow up!"

In front of the checkout counter, Jiraiya gritted his teeth and competed with Yinshi for the only photo magazine,
But somewhat unexpectedly, I couldn't snatch this brat!Great power!
"Don't be kidding, Yinsang graduated from the pure department the moment she came out of her mother's womb! The only one who would like that kind of thing is the innocent Cherry who is still in junior high school! It is said that a lot of age will see this kind of thing. Wouldn’t it be too exciting? Wouldn’t it be better to read something less exciting about pure and pure health care? No... The pure and pure series are also a bit exciting for you, right? I think the children’s picture books over there are more suitable for you..."

Yinshi didn't let go at all, grabbing the only photobook to fight for reason!

"Don't be silly! My lord, I have long been used to seeing the myriad of scenery in this world, and this kind of thing is just an after-dinner snack for me!"

"Really? It's really good, but it's still far behind Yinsang! For Yinsang, it's just a dispensable senbei while watching TV. Just taste it and you'll be fine." Something that goes in the trash!"

"What, do you still want to take a bite? It really is a brat."

Ji Lai also chuckled, and then he pretended not to care and began to talk: "For me, this is like a roadside stall that I want to try occasionally after I am used to eating delicacies from mountains and seas. Oh, I was wrong. , not wanting to taste it, just because I passed by! Just because I happened to pass by and saw it and happened to be bored!"

"Huh? Yinsang is almost the same as me. I just said I tasted it, but I spit it into the trash can in the end, and then rinsed my mouth with mouthwash three times."

Seeing the two arguing about such a boring matter, the shop owner who had been silent for a long time finally said, "Then what, if both parties feel that it doesn't matter, can you please put the book down? Don't delay thinking about it later." Buying customers."

Hearing the sound, Jiraiya and Gintoki also stopped at the same time, but their right hands were still tightly holding the upper and lower parts of the same book.

This kid/uncle is extraordinary!
The two people who looked at each other also came to such a conclusion at the same time.

Jilai also took the lead in changing the way, pinching his chin with his left hand to show some distress,
"I have a headache~ That junior told me that he wanted this month's magazine very much before he died. Let me explain in advance, I am not interested at all, it's just because of the junior's last wish! Don't you think that as his elder , at least fulfill his last wish and bring this month's magazine to his grave?"

"That's right..." Yin Shi squeezed his chin and nodded, then changed the subject: "But even if you bring the dead to his grave, he won't be able to see it, right? If this is the case, wouldn't it be better to leave it to the living?" Okay? Listen to me, my dad said he wanted to watch it.

He was seriously ill in bed with only one breath left, and he didn't know if he could survive tonight.Don't you think that as a son, you need to fulfill his last wish at this time?Of course, I am not interested in senbei at all!completely! "

Zilai, who secretly thought that the other party was difficult to deal with, also slapped his head in the next moment: "Ah, I seem to remember it wrong. Actually, this is the wish of another junior, and that junior is dying!"

"What? Are you dying too? Wouldn't it be too exciting to show him something like this? Sarah, let him read children's picture books with you."

Ji Lai, who was stuffed with a children's picture book by Yin Shi, also couldn't bear it any longer, and exploded directly.

"That's enough! It's fake! The junior who just died and the junior who is about to die don't exist at all! You idiot!"

"You are the idiot! Who has a dying father? You idiot uncle!"

Gintoki also retorted instantly, grabbing the end of the magazine vigorously with both hands without any intention of letting go!
"Collect money!" ×2
Under the situation where no one would let go of the tit-for-tat confrontation, the two of them slapped some coins on the checkout counter without looking at them at the same time!

"Hey! You should be in moderation! Watching this kind of thing at such an age will only make people say that you are old and disrespectful! Don't you feel ashamed? Aren't you afraid of being exposed by Wenchun? Are you not afraid of being exposed by your 70-year-old mother? Do you feel ashamed after turning it over?"

"Who has a 70-year-old mother! I should be the one to say this! After puberty puppies are found out by my mother, they will be embarrassed at home for at least three months. Right? Let go, I'm all for your own good!"

"Then what..."

At this time, the shop owner who had finished counting the coins finally raised his head, looked at the two arguing with a blank expression, and spoke.

"I'm sorry, the money paid by both of you is not enough."

"Huh?" ×2
The two stopped at the same time and looked at the shop owner at the same time.

"But it's just right for the two of you to buy together." The store owner continued.

"Huh?"×2
(End of this chapter)