Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 142 The opening remarks must be concise and clear!
The world of ninjas, our world was called that a long time ago.

Many, many years ago, social organizations such as the state emerged in the ninja clan society, causing ninjas to gradually withdraw from social production and other activities, and gradually became a mercenary organization that received remuneration to provide force.

However, with the combination of the god of ninja Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara and the birth of the ninja village system, ninjas are bound to the country and become an important existence to support national security.

In this era, the word ninja no longer refers to the kind of wild cat-like existence that anyone will accept as long as they receive a reward, but has become...a creature like a domestic dog.

However, in such an era, there is also a man with the soul of a ninja from the mercenary period, his name is——

Hatake Silver Time!

"Stop! Stop quickly!"

Wanshiwu... No, in Naruto World, it can't be called Wanjiwu, it can only be said to be the rented room upstairs of Toshi's mother-in-law. Gintoki stopped the new narration.

"What's going on? What's going on with this narration that sounds super troublesome and moved from Yin's mother's world? It sounds like you're belittling Yin-san, right? What's the analogy between wild cats and domestic dogs? Silver Is San a wild cat? Is it a wild cat?!"

"Well, calm down and be natural." Kagura on the sofa said casually with squinted eyes, "Isn't the purpose of doing any job as long as you pay for it? Alu? All the mercenaries are about the same as Alu."

"Ah! What you said is true!"

Gintoki hit his palm with his fist, but then he slapped the table hard and denied loudly: "No! It's not right at all! First of all, there is no house of everything in this world! House of everything is a thing of the past! Yes, Master House is completely different from that dangerous mercenary! The business scope is completely different!"

"What are you talking about, Aru?" I don't know where to get a Kagura wearing sunglasses, with a piece of vinegar kelp in his mouth, stepping on the table with an umbrella in his hand, with a vicious face of the underworld, "Brother! Go hack today who?"

Xin Baji on the side pushed the body on the bridge of his nose, and complained silently: "Although I haven't seen what a ninja in the mercenary period looks like, it's definitely not like this. This is just a pole."

"What are you talking about? Xiaoba? The Yetu clan is the famous mercenary Alu in the entire universe."

New Baji: ...

This makes sense!

"In short, let's talk about that kind of nonsense later. The reason for bringing you together today is because there is a big problem in front of us now."

Yinshi, who was sitting on the boss chair, suddenly became serious, and at the same time, the shadow on his face was deepened a lot to set off the importance of the matter.

"Is it about the territory, Alu? Brother!"

"No matter how you think about it, it won't be like this, okay! Do you think the Master House is some kind of extreme organization! And what's the matter with the head returning to the previous level after the body became smaller!"

Changing the studio, Xin Baji's complaints are still sharp.

"Let me make a metaphor. It's like the sequel of a classic IP TV series that is about to start filming. The original protagonist team and the script have been prepared. Due to investors' reasons, a newcomer has to be added to the protagonist team... something like this things."

"It's bad." Xin Baji pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, "This kind of operation like changing scripts and changing actors in a semi-forced way is the worst behavior in my opinion! It's an insult to the original classics. ! After one operation, it will not only affect the reputation of the sequel, but will even affect the original classic!"

"That's right, Alu! It's as abominable as a variety show suddenly forced a resident guest in Season X! I haven't watched Alu since then!"

"Indeed, I can't accept the feeling that a Kawaki who doesn't know where came from is forced into the three-person team of Boruto Jun Mitsuki-kun and Sarana-chan."

"That's right, I feel the same way." Xin Baji nodded approvingly, "And the most pitiful one is Siyue-kun, the original male second, suddenly turned into a dispensable male third due to the ups and downs of the plot, It’s not without reason that Bo Ren Chuan’s reputation has declined.”

"That's right, Alu, bloggers' liking the new and loathing the old is also very hateful. Alu, in the later period, he completely ignored the Miyue sauce who has been silently giving like a wife, and fell into the arms of that kind of wild man who didn't know where he came from. Now the stinky man looks like Alu!"

"Well, although there is ambiguity, it's true."

Yinshi, who had listened to many opinions, nodded, and then reached out to pat the table: "Yoxi, it can be seen that everyone has a lot of sympathy for Miyue-kun among bloggers, so as the former president of Wanshiwu, I am here to announce , Miyue-kun will officially join our team after the school briefing session the day after tomorrow!"

Xin Baji put down his teacup and smiled: "What, it turned out to be just this kind of thing, since the president said so, he didn't do anything... Wait, what did you just say?"

……

"I can't help it! This kind of thing is no different from the kind of behavior that investors force people into. Yinsang, I can't help it either! Could it be that you two are not afraid of being swallowed by ten thousand snakes when you sleep one day after you refuse?" Are you here? And don’t you two also sympathize with Miyue-kun?”

"We sympathize with Mitsuki who works in other works! Don't be kidding, Aru! Manshiwu is the trinity Aru! And do you think Jump can agree to this kind of thing!"

Kagura grabbed Gintoki's chest clothes and yelled angrily, while still shaking them constantly.

Seeing this, Xin Baji at the side hurriedly persuaded him.

"Well, Kagura-chan, calm down, this matter is not up to Yin-sang alone, after all, this is Naruto, after the ninja graduates, they are required to work in groups of three under the organization and care of the ninja who lead the team. Activities. It’s a little different from the three-person group in our master house, but it’s still a three-person group.”

"What kind of three-person team is this, Aru! Speaking of which, if you insist on operating, can't you just replace the useless glasses? If it's like that, I can accept it!"

Upon hearing this, Xin Baji was not happy, and his big red eyes burst out instantly: "Who are the useless glasses? Is it me! Are you talking about me?! It means that a new Siyue-kun accepts No, but is it acceptable to let Miyue-kun replace me?! Give me enough time!"

"Stop arguing, you two!!"

Silver could not help but roar out.

……

Perhaps because of age and sensibility, Xinbaji didn't have too much rejection of what Siyue was about to join.

The only thing that is difficult is Kagura.

Gintoki, who leaned in front of Kagura, persuaded with a smile: "Kagura-kun, calm down, it doesn't matter even if you join a newcomer, you can continue to call Trinity, isn't there a special drama next door like that? ?Even if there are four people in the human body, the slogan is still the Trinity or something, and everyone knows this kind of thing well and won’t point it out.”

(ps: Taija? Is that the name?)
"Hmph!" Kagura folded her hands and looked away.

Seeing this, Yinshi had no choice but to use his trump card and stretched out a hand: "Vinegar kelp...five pieces!"

"I really can't help it, Alu, if it's ten pieces, I'll reluctantly accept such a thing as bringing money into the group."

"It's still so easy to pass." Xin Baji twitched the corners of his mouth, and then looked at Yinshi: "But it really doesn't matter, right? Although Mr. Orochimaru is different from the one in the original work, he sent his son to us. Is there some…”

Hearing this, Yin Shi leaned back, waved his hands and said, "Ghost knows what he thinks, but, well, there is no medicine for regret in the world."

"But having said that, we have really become ninjas in the world of Naruto." Xin Baji suddenly felt emotional, and the camera also gave a big close-up of Kunai on Xin Baji's forehead.

"The World of Naruto?" Gintoki sneered, pointing to the high-rise buildings outside the window and the flying car, "How is this like the World of Naruto? It's basically the same as Gin's fucking world!"

Looking out the window, the high-rise buildings outside Kabukicho and various high-tech, Xin Baji said: "I heard that Mr. Oshemaru has researched these years through Xiaoyu's data. Mr. Oshemaru is indeed a very powerful person." People. And isn’t it nice? At least there aren’t as many tragedies.”

Gintoki didn't respond, but he sighed softly in his heart. It's not that there are so many tragedies in this world, there are still tragedies, but this time it's not in Konoha or in Ukage.

The land of water and the land of wind with constant civil strife, the land of earth where the ninja village and the country are suspicious of each other, tragedies in the ninja world are staged all the time.

For Gintoki, the existence of ninjas has deeper limitations than samurai. They do have some powers that ordinary people cannot match, but they are difficult to change the world.

Because most of them are fighting for themselves, for the important one or two people, and only fighting.Few of them can work hard for the entire ninja world like the three of Minato or Yuyin.

simply put,
Why did Nagato lose to Naruto's mouth in the original work?
Because Nagato's righteousness for peace is fundamentally narrow, and he said it was for the country of rain and hidden rain village, but in his memory, there were only two people, Yahiko and Konan, and the root of his peace was only one or two people. Personal only.

If he can go one step further, no longer only see Yahiko and Xiaonan, but can see Yuyin Village, everyone in the Kingdom of Rain, and if his righteousness is based on this, he will definitely not Being defeated by such illogical and naive words, he handed over the fate of the entire Rain Country to an overly naive child.

This time, however, they were lucky.

Because I met such a teacher, I jumped out of a certain limitation, and what I saw in my eyes was not just the closest people around me.

Although Gui is a stupid fool in Yinshi's eyes, he has some advantages that are far inferior to his own in certain things, such as...

Has smooth, straight hair.

Withdrawing his wandering thoughts, Yinshi picked his nostrils with his little finger, wiped it on Kagura's small head, and then said again: "In short, this matter is over here, and you will bring him here after the briefing session is over the day after tomorrow Just fine."

"Hi--!"

……

The time has come for the day of the briefing.

March NO.15, Tuesday, morning.

Ninja school, the classroom is overcrowded.

Naruto, whose arms were tightly locked by Hinata, was praying in his heart: Don't be Hinata, please don't be Hinata, my teammates!Will die, really will be killed so come on!

"Naruto-kun, why are you sweating so much? You look so pale, what's wrong?"

Hearing Hinata's concerned inquiry, Naruto trembled all over, and quickly said: "It's nothing, nothing."

"Speaking of which, I really hope to be in the same team as Naruto-kun. Naruto-kun also hopes so?"

"Hmm...um! Mmmmm!" Naruto's hesitant attitude was forced to be firm because of Hinata's smile, and he nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Naruto-kun thinks so too. It's great. By the way, there is a new movie coming out tonight. Naruto-kun...are you free?"

Can I say no time?Naruto complained in his heart, didn't those kind of things end up being tied to movie theater seats regardless of whether he was free or not?

"Hmph, boring."

The little cool brother Sasuke glanced at Naruto and snorted disdainfully. The disdainful corner of his mouth proved his indifference to women.

"Go behind."

Standing beside him, Kagura pointed to the seat behind with his thumb arrogantly, and after Sasuke raised his eyes and glanced at the other party...

Silently got up, turned around, climbed over the table with one hand, and sat down, all in one go.Regardless of the heart, he is very handsome in terms of action alone.

Even after sitting down, even the posture is the same as before, without any change!Still so cold!

"Hey, Naruto, come here, Aru."

Kagura pointed to Sasuke's table, "Just here, squat here, and look directly at Aru with him."

Although he didn't know why, Naruto, who was able to get away with this, broke free from Hinata's shackles without even thinking about it, and jumped onto the table in front of Sasuke.

On the side, suddenly alerted to something new, just about to say something, Kagura pushed Naruto first.

In this way, Naruto and Sasuke's first kiss were both taken away by each other.

"what are you doing?!"

Xin Baji felt bad all of a sudden, and Hinata beside him also felt bad all over.

"Should there be such a scene, Aru?"

"That's the original! It doesn't matter if it's not here!"

"Naruto-kun's first kiss...Naruto-kun's first kiss..."

Hinata was in a mess, and the whole person fell into a state of disbelief, disbelief, and unwillingness to believe.

Of course, the return of the plot this time is not useless, because of this kind of thing, Sasuke was so angry that the one plus one hook turned into one plus two hooks!

congratulations!

……

Hokage Building, 29th floor, in Hokage's office, which can only be reached by taking the elevator for a full minute, Minato, who saw this scene through the surveillance camera, looked at Gintoki with a subtle expression.

"Silver time, this is..."

"It's just a famous scene." Yin Shi casually flicked the booger off his little finger, not taking it seriously.

(End of this chapter)